EPIC Pokemon Rap Battles of History!
Marowak VS Scrafty
Begin!
(Marowak)Oh, wait. That thing is that I'm supposed to be dissing?
That lanky mohawked lizard with its belt missing?
I've slaughtered level one Pichu with more talent than you.
What makes this more sad? They had no idea what to do!
I've got nostalgia on my side shredding you to pieces,
In first gen, they killed off enough of my species.
I'm wearing my mama's skull, you're in your old skin,
We all know how it helps you to screw all those dragons!
(scrafty) Well look at this zombie aardvark I gotta battle.
If we were real, by now you'd be food for cattle!
Your 3 feet tall, 99 pounds of total **** I'm gonna take down!
Maybe you should join your family, 6 feet underground!
You got a grip on that Thick Club, holdin on tight,
I'll outspeed ya and Ice Punch it far outta sight!
You got what, 2 attacks that you can use without it?
You can hope your Sub stays up, but I really doubt it!
(M) Dark and Fighting? You're live Skarmory bait.
By the time Hi Jump Kick lands, it's already too late!
You could fight with both hands if you ever bought a belt,
but those aren't your pants, just too much of your pelt!
(S)How is it you're better than me, little bastard?
I'm stronger, bulky, and I'm this much faster!
When you get hit by Surf, your lil' hat just hold it in, drown ya, tragic,
But hey! My attacks don't rely on a ****ing femur's magic!
Who won?
Who's next?
PM/VM!
Bone Cold Marowak Guy said:
EPIC POKEMON RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!