Pokemon the Newsletter

[Skitty#300]

Hi everyone!We,bobbymoo159,i-Skitty#300
super_tien93,May_Eevee and nevetszero are pround to present you guys....:
The Pokemon Newsletter!
This is like an newspaper:Articles are from the Pokémon world(interviews,sport section,comics,news....)
Stay tuned for material,we update this as often as we can!(Every monday,maybe)
Staff:
Director:bobbymoo159
Comics:Skitty#300
Humour:nevetszero
Helpers:May_Eevee, nevetszero
We still need staff,there can`t be too many people doing this.If you want to join,just PM to one of us!^_^

 

[Skitty#300]

Breaking news!Only on PTN!

Snorlax goes on diet! Nation in shock!
Blobby the Snorlax recently resolved to go on a diet, cutting down by his eating habits by half, but at the time, Pokemon were skeptical. Now, Blobby has put this into action, and already it seems that his weight is decreasing.
Blobby gave this comment to our journalists-
"It's all about determination. You won't get anywhere if you won't try"
No word yet from Blobby's friends or family, although this might decrease his popularity among Snorlax. Snorlax are known for judging Pokemon by their weight.
-By:bobbymoo159-

 

[Char1016]

So, am I the onliest here who thinks that this thread is pointless?

 

[JONNO.FRESH]

2nd that opinion. What is the point here. Reminds me of Channel

 

[The Missing Number]

Yeah, at the moment fidani and Jonno, you are. We can do this if we want, but it is true that you can say that this thread is pointless I think. As long as it's not mean. So, I guess we accept your opinion. That was a good introduction Skitty#300, but there is a mistake. super_tien93 is doing humor, not nevetszero.
Anyway, some of the sections are-
comics, humor, sports, weather and news!

Scandal in under 13 boxing!
Yesterday, a under 13 boxing tournament was held at Vermillion city, the home to wrestling and boxing. All Pokemon leveled 2-13 were elegible to enter. Most of the competitors were fighting Pokemon, however a mysterious Abra named Psyno also tried out, utilising the elemental punches. Suprisingly, Psyno managed to beat the other finalist, a Makuhita named Max. However, in a blood test after the tourney, it was revealed that Abra had a high level of Kinetic in his blood. Kinetic is a substance that appears when a Pokemon has recently been using Psychic moves. Through replaying of the fights, it was discovered that Psyno had been using Psychic to wear out his opponents. The first place title went to Max, and the runners-up was a tie between Prittika, a level 7 Machop, and Jackson, a level 11 Tyrouge.

Story by bobbymoo159

 

[Char1016]

And it seems still to be pointless.

 

[The Missing Number]

Okay. You can think it's pointless, I honestly don't care. But you've said it twice. You could at least help us make it un-pointless? And if you are going to repeat that message again, at least say what you think is wrong. And don't just sasy everything. There must be someone that doesn't think it's pointless besides me?

 

[Char1016]

Okay, then this isn't poinless. What do you guys want to do with this? Post Pokemon news here? Or just humour, comics and such?

 

[The Missing Number]

Yeah. I guess like humorous Pokemon news. I didn't mean say it isn't pointless, I asked you to say, that if it is pointless, say what about it you especially hate. But yeah, it's basically a humorous thread. Pokemon news, just a new type of humor. We will make the whole thing into a newspaper every week or fortnight. And there will be posts on the thread about this. By all means, think that it's pointless, but just say how we could improve.

 

[Char1016]

I think you should bring the news more often.

 

[The Missing Number]

You mean like once a week? Well, yeah, we will try that. Basically, some news will be PMd to us and some will be posted here, when the time comes all the news for that segment will be compiled in a link to an image. like on Photobucket. Thanks for saying that fidani. Do you want to help by any chance? just say what you want to do. Normal reporting, like the first article, sports, like the second one, or something else?

 

[~Flareon~]

I want to do the news section.

 

[The Missing Number]

News, like general news? Okay! I'm not very good. As you can see from the one about Blobby...
I'll do the sports section until someone else wants too...

Some more news-
All of the articles will be collected and on Monday They will be put into a newsletter.
If you want to work here, PM me or Skitty. PMing us both would be good as well.
Any questions, just post it here.

 

[RaZoR LeAf]

If you want to make a club, where you make a mock newsletter, then do so. But don't make a topic, post tidbits of made up pointless crap, and then discuss who's going to work on what. Whatever you choose to do, some effort wouldn't go a miss. Have you ever read a newsletter? Stories are longer than 3 or 4 lines.