IN A FOREST: After being discharged from the hospital where Empy got his leg fixed, suddenly a Mr. Mime walks up to him.
;122;: Hey! You! Yeah, you, ya fat ugly bird.
;430;:
Excuse me? What did you just say?
;122;: Look, that don't matter now does it? You see this? It's a Rolex. You want it?
;430;: Uhm... what's the catch?
;122;: Nothing, nothing... just take the damn thing alright?
Empy reluctantly accepts the free watch. It seems alright, until it makes a weird buzzing noise and suddenly...
BZZZ. POW.
;430;: *squeaking*
Oh my god! What happened!? I'm all tiny and stuff! Hey! You! Mime Guy! Can you hear me?
;122;: Alright, see ya later.
;430;:
NO! WAIT! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! Awww... shucks.
The Honchkrow is overwhelmed by what just happened and faints.
28 days later...
;430;: Ugh... ungh... wha...? What happened... ow...
Empy finds himself in what appears to be some sort of... tree house? He struggles a bit to get up, and looks around. He sees a newspaper... a can of beans and to his surprise, a rifle.
;430;: Hmmm... let's see.. "outbreak of mutant Poké-Rus...." "weak Pokémon are taking over..." What the hell is all this?
Knock.
;430;: *startled* Who... who's there?
Knock.
;430;: Hey... answer me!
"
Open...open..."
;430;: Oh, for crying out loud.
Empy grabs the rifle and walks to the door. He opens it a little bit, all is clea-
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAHAGHRGH
;430;: OH SH*T!
Empy quickly blows a few holes in what seems to be a... zombie Weedle?
;430;: Oh god... oh man... oh god... It's just a dream... just a dream... you're still in the hospital... you're still in bed... it's all a dream...
Empy shakes himself awake. But... he hasn't moved a bit.
Knock. Bonk. Whispering. Shouting.
BAM.
And there he lies. The brave Honchkrow, defeated by himself.
THE SUN:
"Wake up, Empy. Wake up. It's time you got going."
A splash of cold water wakes Empy up. ;430;: AH! *breathing heavily*
Surrounded by white walls, a white bed... ;430;: Oh thank god, I'm still in the hospital. I knew it was a dream.... ehehehehe.... hahahahaha...
"This is not the hospital, young Honchkrow."
Suddenly, a person clad in white robes appears in front of Empy.
;430;: Whoa! Who the hell are you?
"Let's say that that's not the place where you are."
Suddenly, the room unfolds, like a box, and the mysterious stranger and Empy are floating in space. Surrounded by millions of little stars and planets, all circling a magnificent fiery globe.
;430;: Is that... the sun? Is this space? Where are we, dude? This is kinda scary...
"Not just any sun, Empy. It's the Sun of Euphoria. It's the centre of the universe... and heaven."
;430;: Wait, what? Heaven? Am I dead? This isn't a dream?
"Not by a long shot. You have robbed yourself of life, my friend. Though I understand why, I'd rather shoot myself too instead of being eaten by rabid Weedles, ohohoho. But that's not the reason you are here."
;430;: Oh no? Then why the hell am I here and not in a hospital bed where I'm supposed to be?
"You see, young Honchkrow, the watch was real. And so were the zombie Weedles. So actually, you should be in real heaven, not in my office here. No, I brought you here for a greater good. You cannot die yet. You must win Pokémon Universe."
;430;: ....What? That silly game show? Oh lord, what the hell man. What does that have to do with anything?
"You must listen! I can no longer keep you here, my powers are fading. But you must win the game! Stop destiny... and change it. Now go!"
;430;: Wait! Who are you? Whoa... why is everything all blue and red... oooh... pretty green...
...
;430;: Oof... my head...
Empy finds himself in front of the hospital once again.
;430;: Hmmm... it all just was a dream...
Well, it's about time I finish that pizza.
...Or is it?