WRITING ABOUT A BODY!
;144; Ugh.... what the hell happened to me? Ohnoez! My voice is all squeaky again! Doe this mean I am tiny again? Probably. But this place looks weird. I should go look around.
*Looks around*
;144; No effing way! Not on my dead body! I'm in... inside the body of that Staravia! That tried to eat me in the forest! More specifically, I am in the stomach. Ew.... i am about to be digested. But how did I get here.
;397; *Sigh* Suicune lover, did you learn nothing in school
;144; oO Suicune lover? Who is that?
Me! And before you say anything, I AM A ****ING FEMALE!!! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF BEING CALLED MALE! Anyway, erm, Arti here knows nothing of the Staravian body, so shall we move on?
;144; But how do I get out?
;397; You have to figure that out yourself!
;144; Sigh...
Ok, I am your teacher. today we shall learn about Staravia. They are a Pokemon from the Sinnoh Region, and are Flying/Normal type.
;397; *Raises wing*
Yes Staravia?
;397; Its Normal/Flying.
Whatever. Now Arti, can you hear me?
;144; YES! But I'm being digested.
;493; *Sigh* Arti, do I have to do EVERYTHING to save you?
;144; Yes *IS teleported into a classroom with Staravia, Sl and Arceus.*
Can we continue our lesson now, PLEASE? Anyway, Staravia have a birdlike body, mainly coloured in black, grey and white. A shiny staravia is gold, with metal like feathers . A female staravia has a slightly smaller forehead, but it is unknown why.
;144; Because they have smaller brains *Snigg*rs*
*Glares* Now, the beak of a Staravia is elongated and used to bite prey off...
;493; *Psst, you guys, are you bored?*
;144; *Yeah. Can we go somewhere fun?*
;397; *Like Space? I've never been!*
;493; *Ok. Space it is. *Teleports into Space**
... The Intimidator ability is used to scare predators... hey? Hey, where is my class? Damn it Arti, why did I make you so adventurous and snobby?
BLACK HOLE
;493; WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! ISN'T THIS FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
;144; *Grabs onto Arceus* NO! GET ME BACK ON EARTH!
;397; Yay!
;144; THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT STARAIA! IF YOU HADNT EATEN ME, I WOULD NEVER HAD BEEN HERE!
;397; Piss off party pooper. Her, Arceus, shall we have some fun and dump Arti some place hot, stuffy, and boring?
;144; NO! NO DEAR GOD NO!
;493; Hmm. Good idea. *Teleports Arti into Eygpt while they have a Disco on a black hole*
EYGPT
After being abandoned in the middle of a desert, Arti limps off, hot, emotional, and confused. Why would Arceus listen to a Staravia? Will Arti find water in the middle of a desert? Will Sl find her skiving class? Stay tuned...[/s]
;144; Ughh.... Sl? Oh my dear god it's SL!
Shhh, I'm not meant to be here. If Wormow finds out I've helped you, I'm done for!
;144;... So?
I made you Goddamn -_-
;144; So if you die I die?
Yeah.
;144; But if I die you won't die?
Pretty much.
;144; So tell me Sl, what do I do?
Ok, Arcues abandoned you because that was not Arceus.
;144; *Dramatic gasp*
Yeah. That was Darkrai, the only pokemon who can survive being in a Black hole. It was dangerous to go with him, so I made Staravia tell him to dump you here, in the next pasrt of the course.
;144; YOU CAN DO THAT?!?!?!?
Arti, my girl, you have no idea. Now, fly over to that pyramid and the finishing lien is there. GOGOGO!
;144; O.O *Does as commanded*