;383;:Totally Thailand, Mt. Everest, and inside a UFO. Ah well, in the words of a wise group of Youtubers, LET'S GET MOOOOOO-VING!
Thailand
Mattman was suddenly wisked halfway across the world into Thailand, which actually sounds like "Tai-land", which is cool. So Matt lands, and being that he ways well over a ton, crushes a part of it upon landing. Apperantly that is illegal, and Matt has to go to jail! However, when the police realise that he can officially put their country into a neverending drought, they (wisely) decide to let him go. Matt makes sure to pick up some food on the way out, on the way to Mt. Everest.
Mt. Everest
Now, if you haven't realised it yet, Matt isn't exactly suited to climb a mountain that tall. So he decided to stratigise a way to get to the top. Many of his ways were awesome, and included, but were not limited to:
1: Using eruption on the ground, shooting himself up.
2: Getting his other friendly legendaries to help him up.
3: Hijack a giant hot air balloon and float up.
4: Use the Grappling gun on the moon and pulling himself up.
5: Using the sun that he creates by Drought and RIDING IT UP TO THE TOP.
But in the end, he comes up with a golden plan.
Why climb everest if you can make it come down to you?
Groudon used Earthquake!
A critical hit!
It's super effective!
Mt. Everest lost 100% of it's health.
Mt. Everest fainted! It fell over!
So Matt rejoiced at his smart planning. What he didn't realise was...
Mt. Everest used Suicidal Crush!
Mt. Everest fell down on Groudon!
Groudon fainted...
...So yeah. Fortunately, he has Mountains falling on your back insurance, and was able to get a fat sum of money for it. In fact, he had so much that he bought a UFO! He ran out of cash buying it though. So he went in.
Inside a UFO
Now inside his King sized UFO, Matt decides to set it to go somewhere random and goes to sleep. While he was sleeping, aliens hijacked it, saying "It's our UFO! OURS!" Then, as the blasted off to thier planet, something extremely random happened: The Pictochat world containing the LOTSA SPAGHETTI that Matt made in the last thread intercepted it! The drawn Bowser (Who, if you remember, was the only one Matt didn't brainwash with LOTSA SPAGHETTI) came out, and as a form of repayment for cameoing him in that post and in this one, used the Bowser Flip on the UFO! The aliens fell out, and the UFO was destroyed, sending Matt tumbling down, rolling down what's left of Mt. Everest, and... ending up right back at here.
;383;: *Waking up* Huh? What did I miss?