WAAAAAIIIIT FOOOOOOR MEEEEEEE! I seriously can't believe I forgot about this till now.
Volcano Valley:
Archie stared blankly at the huge valley in front of him, and spots the portal a little while away on a small island with a few dead trees. He climbs down, and starts searching for a way to cross the lava without falling in. Then he notices a group of ten or so rocks jutting out of the lava. How didn't he notice those before? So, he starts hopping from rock to rock, and makes it to the small island.
PictoChat World:
Archie is dumped out of the portal onto what was probably the floor of a huge white space, he gets up, looks around, and sees the portal up ahead. "This'll be easy." He walks towards it when all of a sudden some fat plumber with red overalls and a moustache materializes. He stares at the plumber, who suddenly jumps up in the air and tries to squish him. He moves to the side, and trips over a turtle shell. He stands back up, grabs the shell, and tosses it at the plumber. The plumber makes a face, and somehow falls through the floor. Archie runs toward the portal and jumps through it.
Another Solar System:
Suddenly Archie found himself in what looked like outer space. "Because that's never happened to me before." He turned around only to see a meteorite hurtling towards him. Then he remembered that he was in space, and simply did a back-flip right over it. Then, he was sucked into a wormhole, and somehow managed to end up back at wherever it was he started.
How was that?