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Pokemon Universe X [10] - Families

FireTypeLover

Mr. Soul Stealer
I wanted some feedback from the rest of the Blue Family, but unfortunately, I probably won't have enough time to get some feedback. Because of this, I'll just go with my own choice and make the Red Family the victim of this since all of the members of their family seem to be pretty big threats so far.
 
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mockingjay

swift and lol
;492-s; Maestro has decided that the red team will have their points halved in the upcoming Point Meter. Now, it's time for your very first challenge. Everyone will be required to participate in this challenge.

;492-s; It is once again a course challenge and the winning family will win a 25- point advantage in the Point Meter.

1 -Australia
2 -Area 51
3 - Dead Sea
 

Burakoru

Belly Slide
Australia
:543: Ha ha, hey look, I'm in Australia. Quick Question.
;432; Vhat might that be?
:543: How the hey did I get here!?!
;432; Von't you remember?
:543: No, otherwise, I wouldn't have asked.
;432;Vell, it happened a vong vong time ago, vell not a vong time ago, actually avout an hour ago.
Flashback
:543: So, how am I supposed to get to Australia?
;432; Veasy, ve simply push zis button, and zu are teveported to Australia!
:543: Fire it up creepy Purugly thing!
;432; *Pushes a button*
:543: *Is teleported to Australia*
Australia
:543: Oh yeah. Now what was I here for?
;432; Vell, you were summoned here by that Shaymin guy, vut now, ve are alone. And now I vall....
:543: Aren't we both guys?
;432; Vo you vicko! I am a Vampire! *Two fangs shoot out growing sharper*
:543: Sure you are, And I'm a mummy. *Begins to groan and walk like a mummy*
;115; EEH! A mummy! Go away! *Pushes some buttons*
*:543: disappears*
;432; Vell then, guess I vall ave some Vangaskhaan soup! *Bares fangs and attacks Kangaskhaan off-screen*
Area 51
:543: I REALLY hate that teleporter, gives me a head-ache.
;356; Hey, what are you doing here? This is a top-secret area!
:543: Area 52?
;356; No that's only in movies, welcome to Area 51, now run along tourist.
:543: You did not just call me a tourist.
;356; Yes I did, now begone! *Teleports Verron away*
Dead Sea
:543: Huh!? Oh great, another sea.
;258; Hey, I heard you liek me!
;258;'s LIEK LIEK LIEK LIEK LIEK LIEK LIEK LIEK LIEK!
:543: Shut up!
;258;'s SHUT! SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT!
:543: Ugh, get me out of here!
;258;'s UGH! UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH!
:543: *Just swims away*
;258;'s *Stalk Verron until eaten by a Wailord*
:543: And that's why I DO NOT liek Mudkips.
 
In A Dark Room On Campus
;228; Master I've made it.....I have gotten on Pokemon Universe....
??? Skree Ok Neem do fu si ra!
;228; I won't disapoint you master, I let the last one go...and for that I appologize.
??? Norizzi gosu ma semtem.
;228; All will know master, and none will escape.....
Australia
;228; *steps off a jet plane with shades on* I ride in style.
;451; *comes welcoming* Wow mate you sure do know how ta' land in style!
;228; *takes of shades and melts them with heat* Stereotypes....nice.
;451; I wuz wonderin' what yer goals were in Australia?
;228; Walk with me Jim....
;451; The name's Shiela *walks into the desert with Azrael*
;228; I understand you have a large spiked building where the noise is amplified...
;451; Oh you 'must be jatterin' about the Sydney Opera House, that's on the other side of Australia mate!
;228; Dang plane brought me to the wrong Austalia......
;451; But it'sa same Australia, we're just a big country.
;228; Maybe you could help me.....this opera house....how much security is there?
;451; It'sa national symbol, it gaurded more than my mum's shrimp on th-
;228; The barby, yes I know.....thanks for your information........it'll come in handy Hahaha...heahahaewha...MWAHAHA! *disappears in a cloud of smoke*
;451; *is in the middle of the desert* Ummmm 'ello?
Area 51
*arrives in another desert*
;228; This Shaymin guy must like hot places.......we have that in common....
*Azrael looks around to see brown grainy sand lining the earth from left to right, a couple lone cactus' peering out towards the sun as if crying for help, there also seemed to be a tire left from a truck that seemed out of place*
;228; *walks up to the tire* Hello little guy, what are you doing here? *kicks the tire away revealing a hole* too easy.....*climbs down into the secret hole*
;112; Stranger what are you doing here? We are busy experimenting!
:605: Peace.....we come with it!
;112; I don't trust your immigrant kind *shocks the little alien*
;228; well looks like you've got this torturing under control.
;112; It ain't torture, this thing ain't like us normal folk *twitches* and anything that's not American normal must be destroyed.
;228; My master would like you....
:605: please, I just want to go home!
;112; And warn yer folks of our kind and helpless planet??? No, you shall stay locked in this room with me forever and ever and ever.
;228; Well this was a fun waste of time *turns nob on watch which transports him away*
;112; WITCH!!!!!!!!
Dead Sea
Azrael arrives on the barron salt encrusted beach of the Dead Sea. Laid with emptiness and hard feelings of time's ravaged quest.
;228; This place feels like home.
;320; *from the water* H-h-h-hey there li-li-litt-ttle fella.
;228; *barks back angrily* I'm not little, I am the song of a great king! I am the humble servant of the ruler! I am not little!
;320; He d-d-doth protest too much.
;228; Nevermind you, I'm here on my own terms, here to study the death of an entire area.
;320; Without l-l-life death could not exist *jumps in the water*
;228; No you are wrong *is thinking* SHUT UP! You are wrong!
;320; Even the places where you'd expect nothing there are, there always will be. You cannot stop things from being Azrael.
;228; I don't beli-wait.....I never told you my name.
;320; You didn't need to *disappears in thin air*
;228;.........maybe...maybe I....no I can't! Master would be furious......Master.
 

HydroSwampert

Well-Known Member
Prologue
;252; Well, today seems like a good day to have some more fun with my Teleport Orb , and hopefully find some cool Items !

He then grabs the Orb and it teleported to Australia .

1. Australia
;252; Hmm.... I wonder where I am? It's pretty hot here, so that limits the places.

;051; ;050; Hello! You're in Australia !

;252; Woh! Hi! I didn't see you two coming! Also, that was one of my guesses.

;051; ;050; Sorry! But, we did come from behind you, so it would be hard for you to see us.

;252; Yes it would!

;051; ;050; So, what brings you?

;252; Well, I came here with my Teleport Orb , and I hope to find a cool Item or more at each place that I stop at!

;051; ;050; Cool! Well, Australia is know for having Fire Stones , so you can have a couple of them, when you find some.

;252; Really? Cool! Thanks!

;051; ;050 No problem! We're happy to help anyone!

;252; I see that! Well, I'm going to go and try to find a couple of Fire Stones ! Bye!

;051; ;050; Bye! Good luck!

;252; Thank you! Bye!

;051; ;050; Bye!

And with that James headed off to find some Fire Stones , which he found rather quickly! He took three of them, and he wrapped them up, and he put them in his Bag that he brought along. He then grabbed his Teleport Orb , and he was teleported away.

2. Area 51
;252; Woh! Where am I now! There's what appears as storage buildings, and it's still pretty hot!

:605: :606: Hi! You're at Area 51 , the place where us Pokemon that came from the moon are.

;252; Hi! Wow! That's pretty cool! So, why do you all stay here? Why don't you explore the world?

:605: :606: We do, but this is our main "base". It's more of a very fancy house for all of us actually.

;252; Oh. Ok! So, about how many Pokemon are here?

:605: :606: There's twenty-two Pokemon here when they are all here, but not all of them are here now. There's twelve of us here now.

;252; Cool! Do you guys collect Items , or why do you explore?

:605: :606: We explore for a couple of reasons, and collecting Items is one of the main ones! We love to cottect Items !

;252; Me too!

:605: :606: Awesome! So, what kind of Items do you have on you now?

;252; I have three Fire Stones and a Teleport Orb on me. What kinds of Items do you have?

:605: :606: Cool! We have all sorts of Items , including, well, lots of Items ! But, we don't have many Fire Stones . So, would you be willing to trade one of your Fire Stones for something?

;252; Awesome! Also, sure! What do you think a fair trade would be?

:605: :606: Hmm..... I know! We have enough Ground Gems , do you have any of those?

;252; A Ground Gem , nope! I don't have any Gems ! So, let's trade them then!

:605: :606: Yep!

They then traded their Items .

:605: :606: Thanks!

;252; Thank you! Also, if you don't mind me asking, how many Teleport Orbs do you have?

:605: :606: Yep! Well, hmmm..... I think that we have two, but I could be off by one or more, but I know that we have at least two. So, they're pretty Rare !

;252; Sweet! That's what I was hoping to hear! Well, I suppose I should be going now!

:605: :606: Cool! Ok! Bye! Feel free to come visit anytime!

;252; Thanks! I will! Bye!

:605: :606: Bye!

And James was teleported away.

3. Dead Sea

;252; I wonder where exactly I am now. I'm on a shore, and there's what looks like a sea there, but that could be at a lot of places! ...... Hello? Hmm... I wonder why I don't see any Pokemon ? Well, it is close to lunch time. I suppose that I might as well eat my Apple quick, and then explore a little.

About five minutes later, he decided to go swimming, looking for some cool Items ! After about a half an hour of searching, he saw other Pokemon whom he talked to briefly, and they told them that he was at Dead Sea, and he also found two Water Gems and two Water Stones . After he resurfaced, he wrapped his Items up ad then put them in his Bag !

;252; Well, that was fun, and I found some awesome Items ! Well, I suppose that I should go home now.

He then grabbed his Teleport Orb , and he was teleported home!

;252; Well, that was fun, and I got some cool Items !


I hope that you liked it! Also, I put them in Spoilers because they got a little long. I tried the RPG Style , and it's fun! Thanks! :)
 

Jagged Little Pill

the good life
;184; Wait.... I have to go through some random locations again?!?! Damn! I'll use the Incredible Danish Igglybuff's Opaque Transporter. *wears a black collar with red, blue, and green buttons* Now, time to go! *presses the red button and closes eyes*

1. Australia
4:59 PM


Walter opened his eyes and found himself in a waterless plain. He was already sweating from the heat, and was thirsty. He decided to look for some water. After some hours, however, he gave up, parched. Suddenly, he found his body disappearing.

;184; W-w-what’s happening?!?!

He found himself in front of a tree with boots as its leaves.

;184; W-w-what the hell?
:555: BOO!
;184; WOAH! You scared me!
:555: Oh, sorry! Did I scare you?
;184; I just answered that.
:555: Oh. Sorry, I’m still stupid because I’m an ape.
;184; Anyways, why are you here?
:555: This is my home. I’m hunting for little bunnies to eat for dinner with some tail juice. And it looks like you’re the perfect one.
;184; QUICK QUICK QUICK! *presses the blue button on collar*
:555: Aww, I wanted you for dinner! Nevermind. We'll eat the dirty boots.
:554: Yuck! Not again! Let's go hunt for some bunny slippers instead!
:555: Great idea! Let's go!

2. Area 51
Nevada, United States of America
8:12 PM


Walter found himself in a military air base. He looked around and saw a Rhyhorn being arrested by a Hitmontop, and ran to them.

;184; What's going on?
;237; Who are you? Are you another prisoner! I'll get ya!
;184; No, no, no! Turn over!
;237; Sorry, kiddo. Can't.
;184; *sigh* Is it okay if I tie you up and turn you around so you can see what I really am?
;237; Erm.... Okay.... But tie up the Rhyhorn first. He's a bad chap.

A few minutes later...

;184; I think that should do it.
;237; Yup... you're.... RONALD! GET BACK IN YOUR CELL!
;184; I'm not Ronald! I don't even know who he is!
;237; DON'T TRICK ME, YOUNG MAN! *calls other soldiers*
;184; Uh oh. *presses the green button on collar*
;237; Dang! That fugitive got away!
;111; Dude.... he's not Ronald...
;237; CALL ME SIR! THAT'S CALLED RESPECT! AND STOP TRICKING ME!
;111; OK! OK! Sheesh...

3. Dead Sea
9:03 PM


Walter looked around and saw a lot of Water-type Pokemon floating on the water. He was shocked and thought they were dead. To make sure, he poked a Stunfisk.

:618: derpderpderpderpderpderp
;184; Oh no. I should have poked someone else.
:618: derpderpderpderpderpderp *swims away*
;184; Well, let's check the other guys...

Walter swimmed away and poked the other Pokemon, but they seemed pretty much alive, not dead. Then he looked underwater.

;184; This saltwater is hurting my eyes.... why didn't I bring my goggles...
;129; I'm a weakling. Please, train me.
;184; No way! I have better stuff to do than train a stupid fish!
;129; WAAAA!!! MAMA!
;130; Why did you be nasty to my dear baby? BEGONE! *uses Hydro Pump on Walter, sending him flying*
;184; AAAAAH!!!!

Walter was blasted away to the Pacific. He floated on the water, unconscious. He hoped that someone would save him soon, or he would die.
 
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lawmaster

What is that?
0 before

;359; Seems that I still need to use my teleporter
;000; water....so much....water
;359; Hey little teleporter want to know a nice spot with no water the Australia desert NOW TELEPORT THERE OR WE WILL GO BACK INTO AN OCEAN
;000; NO WATER NO WATER *teleports

1 Australia

;359; Ah the heat is so nice *goes rigid* Oh no
;111; What
;359; They are coming
;111; who is?
;359; TELEPORTER GET US OUT OF HERE BEFORE THEY COME
;000; where to
;359; TO A-
;215; TAKE THEM OUT
;215; 215; ;215; 215; ;215; 215; YES SIR
;359; AREA 51 STAT
;000; *teleports*
;111; Someone help m-
;215; Master the target escaped we had a civilian we have him secured and we are checking the area

2 Area 51

;359; Thank god we are away from them....wait this is area 51 ah crap
;212; Oh what a pleasant surprise my old pal kyler
;359; Hello suler how are you
;212; great as soon as I catch a great prize
;359; *Uses Ariel ace and spots a device* Oh that is where it is *grabs it* To the dead c
;000; C not sea oh good that means no water *teleports*

3 Dead sea

;000; WATER WATER oh salt I like salt
;359; That is great for you now let me see code 57869trlp that should do just give a little to activate
;093; *jumps from water and grabs teleporter* He will be glad to see this as it will help in the project *flies away*
;359; Crap oh yes the other machine is up
;000; What is your command sir
;359; Get me back to the pokemon universe camp
;000; *turns into a super speed jet* we are here sir
;359; thank you
;000; *turns into watch and goes onto ;359;'s wrist*
 

Gryghaim

InfernalBlaze
Australia

*pfft*

;109; *appears in the middle of a desert* ‘What the beak! How wit I get here?’ *sees a Magikarp flopping in front of her* ‘How did that get here?’
;129; ‘Finally some company.’
;109; ‘Now did you wet here?’
;129; ‘What did you say? But you’re probably wondering how I got here right? Well I teleported here.’
;109; *snickers* ‘ Suuuure...’
;129; ‘Want me to prove it? Where did you always wanted to go to but never
went there?’
;109; ‘It won’t hurt to try right?’ ‘I read to know to Area 51.’
;129; ‘Area 51? Got it! One teleportation coming up. Now hold on to me.’
;109; *bites in the Magikarp’s tail*
;282; ‘Yeooowch!’
;109; ‘What was bad?’
;129; Nothing *teleports*

*woosh*

An unknown place

*woosh*

*hailstorm rages*

;109; ‘You sure we’re gone the night palace?’
;129; ‘Hey I never said I was good at teleporting!’ *teleports again*

*woosh*

Area 51

;359; ‘Gee, it gets lonely to run a military base all on your own.’

*woosh*

;109; ‘Is this be bright place?’
;129; ‘I’m not sure. Let’s ask that guy over there.’
;109; *floats towards the Absol* ‘Miss this Area 51?’
;359; ‘How do you know that?’ ‘Oh, great now just confirmed that this is indeed Area 51.’ ‘There’s absolutely nothing of interest here!’
;109; *snickers*
;359; ‘What’s so funny!?’
;109; ‘Absol-utely! Bawahahahaha!’
;359; ‘Now be off!’
;109; ‘L-lure.’ *snickers some more* ‘Can you make me somewhere else plead?’
;129; ‘Sure.’ *teleports*

*woosh*

;359; ‘Sucker!’ *pushes a button and a huge military facility appears out of nowhere*

Dead Sea

*woosh*

;109; ‘Band where is this?’
;282; ‘The Dead Sea. I’ve got my summer house here.’
;109; *looks puzzled* ‘Who the heck arm you?’
;282; ‘I’m Garret. And I was the Magikarp with the teleportation powers.’
;109; ‘But cow dome you are a woman now?’
;282; ‘I’m a man gozammit! ’
;109; ‘Sorry, bird. Well I’m doing now, bye. And may we greet a pain.’ *floats away*
;282; ‘Eh, sure I guess. Well bye then.’
 

~SilverLugia~

Use Razor Shell!
~Unknown Room in an Unknown Location~

;077;: It is time...... for my first challenge here...... *Grabs Portal Gun* Huh? What's this?
*Uses it, portal to Australia appears*
;077;: COOOOOOOOOL! *Climbs through*

~Australia~

;115;: *In Australian Accent* G'Day, mate! Welcome to Australia!
;077;: uh..... Hi!
;115;: *Stops Accent*......Wait, your not from Australia?
;077;: No........
;115;: *Sigh of Relief* Great! I thought I was the only one here that was a tourist!
;077;: Then, what was with the accent?
;115;: Because I wanted to fit in here. And that Foreign Accents are cool.
;077;: True dat. Anyhow, do you know of any challenge around here?
;115;: ..... I think someone said earlier that there was some challenge someone had to do. It was to stop that Wailord from eating the Totodile over on that Island. *Points to Island where a Wailord was stopped by*
;077;: That easy? Wow. *Finds a Skitty, and uses Take Down on it, to send it flying over to the Island*
;321;: *Sees Skitty, and gasps* I have found my one true soul-mate!
;300;: Huh? What? *Gets picked up and sent away by Wailord*
;158;: *Puts up flag that says, "Good Job Amelia! Use the Portal Gun to get to the 2nd challenge*
;077;: That's my cue! Gotta Go. *Uses Portal Gun*
;115;: *Gasps* WOAH! That is so cool!
;077;: I know, right? *Jumps through the Portal*

~Area 51~

;077;: *Comes into a darkened Storage-like room* W-Where am I? *Bumps into one of those funnel-like storage tubes* What's this? *Sees Deoxys inside* AAH! Wait, isn't that the Deoxys I saw a few days ago? The one on the moon that was lying to me?
;447;: HALT! And puts your hands up where I can see them.
;077;: *Turns around* As you can see, I have no hands...
;447;: Doesn't matter. What are you doing in Area 51?
;077;: AREA 51? That's where I am?
;447;: Yes. And what that thing on your Front Leg? *Points to the Portal Gun*
;077;: Oh, this? This is a Portal Gun-
;447;: Hand it to me. It must be some Alien Technology.
;077;: No, it's not. Ever heard of the Aperture Science Laboratories?
;447;: No.
;077;: Oh, I am so dead right now. *Starts backing up*
;447;: Give it to me NOW!
;077;: Why should I give it t- *Bumps into the Control Panel, unleashing Deoxys*
;386;: THIS IS FOR KIDNAPPING ME! *Uses Psycho Boost on Riolu, OHKOing it* *Turns to Amelia* Thank you for-
;077;: And THIS IS FOR LYING TO ME! *OHKOs Deoxys again with Flare Blitz*
;282;: *Again from out of nowhere* Congratulations on completing the 2nd Challenge! Get ready to be Teleported!
;077;: But I have a Portal Gun! There's no point!
;282;: Too bad! *Teleports Amelia*

~The Dead Sea~

;077;: *On a Tiny Island* What? I'm at the Sea again? You've got to be kidding me! *Looks at sign*
"Welcome to the Dead Sea! And no, we're not kidding"
;077;: The Dead Sea, huh? Wonder why it's called that... *Looks over to the sea to find multiple Dead fish Pokemon* Oh, that's why. How do I get across, then? *Looks at the sign again*
"Follow the Yellow Brick Road"
;077;: Wha- *Looks over to find a Bridge made out of Yellow Bricks* That was weird... oh well!
*Starts crossing, but the bridge starts to disappear behind her*
;077;: o_O I better start running...
*Runs for her life, and makes it just in time to another Island, where Missingno. is found*
;000;: Welcome to the Secret Fourth Challenge! You must.... catch me!
;077;: If I catch you, you realize the Earth will become Glitchy and weird...
;000;: ...................Darn! *Somehow Walks away*
;077;: OK then..... *Spots another sign*
"Congrats on completing the Entire challenge! Please head back to the Pokemon Universe Base of Operations"
;077;: Thanks Bill Board! *Uses Portal Gun to get back*
"Wow, she got my name right!"
 

Zhanton

le quant-à-soi
I. Australia

Dopey looked around. He was in Australia. He had no idea how he had gotten here, or when, but it didn't matter. Nor did he care in the slightest. Dopey was in Melbourne, he learned by glancing at the street signs. The city that should be the capital of Australia for it's amazingness.

Dopey decided to head to Bourke Street to do some shopping. He did need some new sunglasses; his old ones were still on the moon from his previous voyage. Walking into Myer, Dopey spotted something odd out of the corner of his eye. Movement.

He followed the source of the movement and pounced on the apparent criminal who was dressed in baggy trousers. The criminal shrugged Dopey off and glared at him.

"What do ya think you're doin'?" the criminal sneered. Dopey gulped. What stood before him was a towering Scrafty, taller than normal, and more muscular than a Machamp. And he was standing in the line for the registers. Looks like he wasn't going to steal anything after all.

"Uhh, uh, s-s-sorry M-m-mr Muscles...I thought you were m-my friend...I was m-m-mistaken," Dopey stammered, backing away. The Scrafty spat at him and Dopey bolted, somehow crossing freeways to end up on a mysterious helicopter.

II. Area 51

The helicopter landed in a deserted area. The land was barren and all but empty, save for Nidoking, and about 40 Elgyem and Beeheeyem. Dopey gulped again. He'd been doing a lot of that lately. So this was the mysterious Area 51.

The aliens were being tortured by the Nidoking, who seemed to enjoy his job. Sicko. Dopey realised that it was his job to save the aliens, no matter what he thought of them. He used Water Gun, which resulted in the Nidoking turning around and facing Dopey. He ran to the Slowpoke and picked him up.

"You shouldn't be here!" he screamed, looking as if he wanted to eat him. Dopey could've run away at that point, but he decided to fight for what he believed in.

"Let them go."

"What?" The Nidoking was obviously caught off guard.

"You heard me. Let those aliens go."

The Nidoking's face transformed into a mask of fury and he threw Dopey on the floor. Dopey rebounded and hit the Poison Point Pokemon with a powerful Water Gun, knocking it out.

The Elgyem and Beeheeyem cheered. "You've saved us!" they sang in unison. Dopey was about to wave it off when an Elgyem raised its fingers and a mystical green light surrounded Dopey.

III. Dead Sea

He'd been teleported to, of all places, the Dead Sea. Dopey recognised it from the get-go. This was where he used to live as a child. Where his parents would undeniably be, waiting for their abducted son to come home. Dopey remembered the route to his house like the back of his leg (mainly because he'd written it there for safe-keeping) and arrived at his door. He was about to knock, but stopped himself.

It had been years - nine, at least - since he had last seen his parents. What if they didn't want to see him? What if they'd moved on? What if...they'd had another son to replace Dopey?

Dopey couldn't do it. He couldn't face his parents.

Tears filled his eyes and he sobbed loudly, turning from the door. Suddenly a voice emerged from the front garden, where his mother was the whole time, apparently.

"Dopey?"

"Mum?"

They ran towards each other and embraced, tears free-flowing. "Oh, Dopey, we were so worried about you! We've missed you darling! How are you? How's your wife? Surely you're married now!" Dopey's mother showered him with kisses.

His family had welcomed him home. Dopey smiled as he walked back into his house, ready to face questions galore from his parents.
 

DeviantMaster

Deviant_Fallacy
NOTE: i spent 3 hours (yes 3 hours) righting a submission to this challenge that i believed to be complete gold. i was so proud of it, so i went to go eat, came back, realized i forgot to submit it, and then when i tried to submit it, i got a message saying that i was unable to submit it due to a timeout or something like that. in sheer horror i desperetly tried to get it back...with no avail. and considering i do not have enough time to rewrite it. i am forced to submit this utter crap that you are about to read that contains the basics of my erased submission.....i apologize to my family for how bad it is......i reaaalllly hope that there will be another course challenge so that i may redeem myself......may the other challengers take my misfortune as a lesson and always save your work....you never know what could go wrong.....i am so ashamed to submit this.....but its better than nothing

Soze is sleeping in his chamber when all of a sudden one of his darmanitan body guards bust in

:555: MASTER SOZE MASTER SOZE!!!!
:637: what is it???
:555: *waves around a slip of paper* the latest challenge is in! its a course challenge!
:637: allright! where to first??
:555: Australia!!!
*Soze flys off in search of Australia*

1) Australia
Soze lands in what looks to be the Outback
:637: hmm....looks pretty barren
;190; allo mate
:637: who are you?
;190; me names chimp!
:637: why are you talking like that?
;190; because im a living personification of australian stereotypes
:637: ..........okaaaaay
;190;..........WINNEBAGO!!!!!!!
:637: yeah im im out of here
*flys off*

2) Area 51
:637: hmm this place looks pretty shady
:552: welcome to area 51!
:637: you got any aliens?
:552: sure!
*they walk up to a tube with a rotom in it*
:637: ......thats not an alien
:552: ...........i know.......we dont have any aliens....and if the goverment finds out we dont have aliens then they'll cut our funding.....so we just use him as an alien subsitute to keep the government off our backs
:637: well thats stupid.....and im leaving
*flys off*

3) Dead Sea
:637: oh my gosh! its the paparazzi!
*:025n172: are standing around*
:637: hey fellas! be sure to get my good side
:025n172: hmm not interested
:637: why not???
:025n172: were looking for zombies! since this is the dead sea after all!
:637: .............ARE YOU KIDDING ME? im outta here
*flys off*

Soze arrives back at his ruins and goes straight to sleep due to the complete pathetic-ness of this course challenge submission
 
Australia
;213; Ahh the outback, you would wonder why they would send us here
;160; Rawr! g'day mate! Are you interested in a quality cowboy hat! No Australian can get through the day without these! It's only slightly used!
;213; Uhh No thanks?
;160; RAWR! YOU BETTER BUY THIS HAT!
;213; okay, okay *pays the nice business man for the hat
*suddenly, a large UFO appears out of the sky. A light appears from beneath it and starts to pull up Joshua
;213; Wait, I didn't even get my hat!
Area 51
When the UFO landed, a large door opened. First, there was a blinding white light, then little green creatures appeared. They had little indents in their heads.
:605: Hellooo earthliiing!
;213; Oh no! another alien! Last time I was involved with then, I was a bowling ball!
:605: No nothing, these "bowling balls" We need Know things!
;213; What?
* a bunch of Elgyem grab Joshua and drag him into a house
:605: We scare inhabitants away, we want know what things are!
;213; Uhh all right...
:605: What this?
;213; that is a chair, you sit on it...
:605: x6: oooooo
*one sits in it
:605: comfy!
:605: what that?
;213; uhh, that is a television... U watch stuff on it
*turns it on, revealing a new episode of America's got talent
:605: x6 *GASP* MAGIC BOX!
*all the aliens start to watch, intently
;213; Hey, do you know how to get to the Dead sea from here?
:605: Press button *still watching magic box*
Joshua pressed the button, *ZAP* Next thing he knew, he was falling into a mass of water
Dead Sea
;213; Not again! I hate wa-
*SPLASH, Joshua sinks like a rack again
;195; Hey hey hey, haven't seen you round these parts
;213; ---
;195; Uhh say something hehe
;213; AIR! *The last of his oxygen gone, he starts to pass out.
;195; air? Oh yeah. * brings Joshua up to surface.
;213; thank you! *crawls onto land
;195; hehe! You are welcome! We don't need another death here. This place is crawling with jellicents. When a pokemon dies, they are a ghost, combined with water makes a perfect frillish!
;213; All right, thanks again! I will see you around!
Joshua starts walking to the first sign of civilization. And the first step to home.

Sorry for the terrible story, I is tired.
 

FireTypeLover

Mr. Soul Stealer
PLEASE NOTE I AM NOT FINISHED MY CHALLENGE YET AND I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU COULD RAISE THE DEADLINE BY A DAY OR SO. I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TODAY. SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE AND I'LL TRY TO FINISH IT TOMORROW IF I CAN. IF I CAN'T, WELL, THEN JUST JUDGE THE PARTS I'VE WRITTEN SO FAR.
:609: Now to begin...the only series of writing challenges ever that I ever wrote in a continuing storyline...of course, I have to slightly wing it a bit, but enough talking! Let’s begin, then!

THE THROWBACK ARC

:609: I’m sure everyone and their great-grandmothers have written a throwback to their previous characters in previous seasons in Pokémon Universe. Well, me and my writer are taking that to the extreme! Not only are we making references to Azaru and his alter-ego, and Steve, we’re also referring to characters in EVERY SINGLE GAME MY WRITER HAS EVER WROTE IN (that he remembers anyways) and then some. We are hoping to finish this roughly-six-writing-challenge arc before I get eliminated/win/whatever, but, anyways, this is way too much explaining! Now, like I said before, LET’S BEGIN THE ARC!

Pokémon Universe X Challenge
Starring Maestro Chandy Man, Azaru and his alter-ego, and Candeli!

0- The Prologue​

“Pokémon Universe: Power of Six!! How exciting!” Azaru said with a huge grin on his face. “If I win, I’ll get a bunch of money for my accomplishments!”

Azaru entered the building and saw a magnificent sight of eighteen different Pokémon communicating with each other. A Sky Shaymin flew to Azaru and greeted him with a smile.

“Greetings! Your name is Azaru, correct?” The Infernape nodded. “Yes, we’ve put you on the Red Team over there! Socialize with them and get ready for a number of grueling challenges that’ll test your soul and skill!”

* * *​

Power of Six was a failure. Only one Pokémon from the Blue Team, thankfully, was eliminated before the season was cancelled. However, Azaru hoped that this would all change this season, the eighth season of the popular game show so far.

Once again, Azaru entered the huge building and gasped as he saw about ten different teams of two people calmly talking. The dynamic of the game seemed to have changed a lot...

“Hello, Azaru!” the Sky Shaymin from before flew up to Azaru. “Yes, we’ve changed the dynamic a lot! Instead of teams, we now divide you into couples! And according to this paper, you’re coupled with Candeli the Chandelure over there!”

Azaru nodded. “Thanks. Okay then, I’ll get prepared to win!”

* * *​

“WHAAAAAAAAAT?” Azaru and Candeli simultaneously exclaimed and stared at Sky Shaymin, shocked.

“Yes, you see, the ratings for this season have been pretty low. So, we decided to switch the dynamic up again and replace you guys with a...um...” the Sky Shaymin cheerfully looked at a paper on his clipboard. “Torkoal and a Beeheeyem! Don’t worry, if they win, you win too!”

Azaru and Candeli both shared a look of shock. Then, Azaru shrugged. “Fine. In that case, see ya, Skymin, when the next season comes around!”

* * *​

“What is this madness?” Azaru exclaimed as a group of Koffing and Zubat burst into his house and began firing poisonous fumes everywhere. They merely cackled and did not reply.

“I’m a Ninja Infernape, you know! ELITE agent!” Azaru yelled as he used his ninja tactics to attack the villains with an Overheat that surrounded Azaru with a huge ring of fire. The Koffing and Zubat were successfully knocked out by the powerful attack.

“Hah! Take that, you...ow...why do I suddenly feel...soooooo w-weak...” Azaru tried to stay awake, but he couldn’t and fell to the ground.

Azaru’s true last words were, “Stupid...fumes...”


1- Adventure in Australia!

“Australia, huh?” Maestro Chandy Man looked at the surroundings in the desert around him. “Not too shabby...”

The Pokémon Universe producers had forced all their contestants to survive in the dry desert. Whoever successfully did would get prizes galore! And Maestro Chandy Man intended to get those prizes.

“So...now where can I begin...” Maestro Chandy Man looked around him again for any flammable material. “None, huh? Well, I guess I’ll have to waste my piece of wood...”
Maestro Chandy Man took out a piece of wood from the pack on his back and fired a small flame at it. It immediately burst into flames. Maestro Chandy Man smiled and sucked all the flames out of the wood.

“Nothing better than a good fire to replenish your belly!” Maestro Chandy Man said with a relieved sigh. “Now...what should I do now...Arceus, surviving in a desert will be more boring than I thought...”

As soon as he finished this sentence, a gang of ten Chandelure jumped out of nowhere, wearing suspicious masks.

“Whoa! First things first, I have nothing on me except for a pack full of pieces of wood and barely alive peop-uh...let’s get away from that part...anyways, I don’t know how that’s physically possible since I’m a fire ghost, but whatever! And second, why is my writer obsessed with the number ten! I mean, ten Tropius, ten Chandelure, the Universe season name is even ten!” Maestro Chandy Man exclaimed quickly.

“SILENCE!” one of the Chandelure boomed. Maestro Chandy Man immediately became silent. “We just want to know if you want to join in the Chandies’ noble war against the Ninja Infernapez!”

“Chandies and Ninja Infernapez? What the hell are you talking about?” Maestro Chandy asked questionably. One of the Chandelure groaned.

“That means we must knock you out and bring you to our boss and force you to join us in our noble war, unfortunately.” The Chandelure said.

“What did you say?” Maestro Chandy Man said, his voice full with shock.

“We’re sorry for this!” All ten Chandelure simultaneously yelled while simultaneously charging up Shadow Balls.

“Ah sh...” Thankfully for younger readers, the ten Shadow Balls cut off Maestro Chandy Man before he could continue.

2- The Super-Secret Base in Area 51!

“My writer sucks...” Maestro Chandy Man groaned immediately after he woke up. “Why must he make me faint so much...”

“Silence, fool!” a loud, creepy voice yelled. Maestro Chandy Man cowered and looked towards the direction of the voice, expecting to see a big, bulky Pokémon with monstrous strength so monstrous you can see it’s monstrous right from looking at the guy one time!

Instead, he saw a Chandelure tinier than him, tinier than any Chandelure in the entire area! Maestro Chandy Man could not resist laughing out loud.

“Quiet!” one of the Chandelure guards next to the tiny Chandelure yelled. The other Chandelure was quiet. “Be respectful to Small Boss Tiny Terror!”

Maestro Chandy Man laughed again. “Hah! Small Boss Tiny Terror! What an intimidating name, hah!”

“QUIET FOOL!!!!” Tiny Terror said, enraged. “NOW LISTEN TO MY OFFER OR DIE!!!!”

“Okay, okay, sheesh...first, can you tell me WHERE I AM?” Maestro Chandy Man said angrily.

“You are in the Super Secret Base in Area 51!” Small Boss exclaimed, expecting applause.

“Didn’t Azaru of the Ninja Infernapez infiltrate here and got shot by a bunch of humans guards with guns? You call that secret?” Small Boss seemed to be on the verge of exploding.

“QUIET!!!!!!! I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU DIDN’T KNOW WHO THE HELL THE NINJA INFERNAPEZ WERE!!!!!” Small Boss yelled.

“Well, the writer told me, of course.” Maestro Chandy Man said. “Now, why are you in a war against the Ninja Infernapez again? Tell me and I may consider the offer.”

“Those fools EXPLODED our super-secret base underwater for NO REASON, never mind how Fire-types can’t survive in water! Obviously, we were enraged and struck back at them! Obviously, they were enraged and they struck back at us! Obviously, we were...” Small Boss Tiny Terror was evidently going to drag on and on, so Maestro Chandy Man decided to interrupt him.

“Alright, I get it! Eventually, you got into a serious war!" Maestro Chandy Man cried. "So, you're expecting me to join this war just because I'm a Chandelure?"

"Correct."

"So I expect you're exploiting our fire sucking power to suck all the fire from our enemies and train us not to suck the fire out of our Chandy friends and then we attack a huge Ninja Infernape air fortress, am I correct?" Maestro Chandy Man said, vicious sarcasm evident from his tone of voice.

"Absolutely correct!"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?" Maestro Chandy Man yelled with shock.

"Correct! TRAINING BEGINS NOW!" Tiny Terror yelled. He motioned towards his guards who signalled Maestro Chandy Man to follow them. With heavy hesitation, Maestro Chandy Man sighed and followed the guards, since he had nothing better to do.

3- Battle Above the Dead Sea!

It had been five grueling months of training. His teacher had been the Elite Agent Candeli of Pokémon Universe fame, one of Tiny Terror's very own Elite Guard. Over the months, he had learned many things about not just the Chandies, but also the Ninja Infernapez. The Chandies' boss, Small Boss Tiny Terror, had became that way because of a disability or positive ability, whichever way you want to think about it, that removed his Fire and Ghost type moves entirely, but increased the power of his other typed-moves. Conversely, he had learned information about the Ninja Infernapez from the time when they had a shaky treaty, including information about the boss of the Ninja Infernapez, Big Boss Giant God, had an ability that dramatically increased the power of his Fire and Fighting type moves, but dramatically decreased the power of all his other moves. The Elite Agent of the Ninja Infernapez had been Azaru-Z.

Maestro Chandy Man had asked Candeli all the time about Azaru-Z, but could not pry any information from her. He looked just like Azaru from Pokémon Universe 9, but had these...mechanical parts on him that made him looked very defected. Finally, at the last day of training before the war, Candeli had told him.

"He was my partner in Universe 9, as you probably know." Candeli began. "We lost, but the real point here is we were good friends for a long time after that. One day, he disappeared and came back years later as a horrible Azaru Porygon-Z fusion. I greeted him, but he didn't reply at all. Then, he just retreated into his house for hours a day, never doing anything outside."

"Why?" Maestro Chandy Man asked curiously.

"I can only imagine that the fusion made him turn into an emotionless being with no desire for anything at all." Candeli said.

Maestro Chandy Man was both fascinated and horrified by this information.

And Maestro Chandy Man knew this would help him in the upcoming attack if he ever faced the emotionless Elite Agent. Five months of training had helped him become a strong Chandelure, so strong he became a part of Candeli's elite group, and he was ready for the attack physically. Not mentally, however. He had tried to escape many times, since he really didn't want to kill his fellow Pokémon, but the Chandies always caught him every time before he went too far.

Every time.

"ATTACK!" Tiny Terror's booming voice broke Maestro Chandy Man's train of thought. Candeli nodded and quietly directed her group towards the side of the Ninja Infernapez' air fortress. They were to enter the air fortress stealthily and take out Giant God and their resources while the battle above was happening.

"Alright, let's burn a hole in the side." Candeli whispered. Maestro Chandy Man, Candeli, and the six other Chandelure in the group quickly and efficiently burned a hole in the side. As soon as they entered, they noticed jetpacks next the two closest walls and a door. Candeli stared at the jetpacks and then did a signal to burn them all into ashes. It was evident the Ninja Infernapez used these jetpacks to guard their air fortress and destroying them would surely ruin their advances.

As soon as they destroyed all the jetpacks, a squad of Infernape entered the room through the door and stared at the Chandelure. The leader immediately fired a flame at them, but it was sucked into their bodies because of their ability.

"Alpha Attack, now!" Candeli ordered. The seven other Chandelure followed the order without hesitation and the Infernape gasped for breath, but Maestro Chandy Man didn't. They were war-hardened and all he had was five months of training. He only killed those who attacked him for little-to-no reason, but he knew these Infernape had a reason, whatever reason it was. Perhaps they didn't trust the Chandelure...

"Chandy, attack now!" one of the Chandelure next to him snarled. Maestro Chandy Man nodded and, in a daze, started sucking all the fire energy out of all the poor Infernape.

* * *​

"We're almost at Big Boss' room!" Candeli said. "From there, it'll just be slightly harder than all the other Ninja Infernapez we've killed already."

"I don't think so..." A mechanical voice said, echoing in the metal room. Candeli gasped and seemed to recognize it.

"Watch out, guys! It's Azaru-Z!" Candeli yelled.

"Oh, Candeli, helloooo! Long time, no see, eh? Unfortunately for me, all my more powerful attacks are hindered by your resistances, but I'm sure...I can change that..."

Suddenly, a huge blast of lightning hit the Chandelure nearest to Maestro Chandy Man. He was horrifyingly electrocuted and he crumpled to the ground.

"War is freaking horrifying!" Maestro Chandy Man immediately cried as he moved away in fear.

"Shut it, Chandy!" a Chandelure yelled. A second later, a Signal Beam hit the Chandelure.

"Get out of the shadows, Azaru-Z!" Candeli yelled.

"Nah...I think I'll take all of you down and then face you myself, Candeli. I'll show you how superior to you I am in battle, Chandelure..." Candeli shot a flame at the place where Azaru-Z's voice was coming from. A barrage of boulders destroyed the flame and knocked out a nearby Chandelure, leaving only five Chandelure left.

Maestro Chandy Man was very worried now. Who would be the next one to fall victim to Azaru-Z's crazy attacks?

"Squad, attack everywhere you can with hexes and confusing rays!" Candeli shouted. The squad agreed and began simultaneously firing sinister, transparent rays and purple fogs at the ceiling.

"Like that'll work..." Still shrouded in shadows, Azaru-Z jumped out of his hiding spot on the ceiling and crazily fired shadowy orbs towards the Chandelure squad. Maestro Chandy Man barely dodged a Shadow Ball and decided to strike back with a Shadow Ball of his own. However, it merely passed through Azaru-Z. Maestro Chandy Man growled and immediately afterwards, a ricocheting Shadow Ball hit him in the back.

"Agh!" Maestro Chandy Man winced as he hung onto the verge of consciousness and three other Chandelure fell to the ground.

"Ahhhh, too bad you didn't die, music man. Eh, well, I'm sure a Punishment will get you out of the battle for now." He ran closer to Maestro Chandy Man with a fist surrounding with a purple aura raised and he finally truly saw Azaru-Z. He was a horrifying image, much more horrifying than all the pictures the Chandies showed him. He looked like a normal Infernape, aside from the fact he had intimidating robotic, yellow eyes and a few randomly located strips of dark purple and blue on him. He was also wearing a jetpack that looked more mechanical than the standard model for the Ninja Infernapez.

It was confusing.

Get in the game, Chandy! Maestro Chandy Man yelled in his head. He couldn't be confusedby a horrible fusion who was close to killing him with a single punch...

Well, since he was going to die, he was going to accept it. He closed his eyes and...

The dark punch never came. After a few seconds, Maestro Chandy Man opened his eyes and saw Azaru-Z next to the wall, looking horribly disjointed and dead. He looked towards Candeli, who had a blue aura surrounding her.

"Psychic?" Candeli nodded. "Thanks for the narrow save, commander!"

Candeli nodded again and looked sadly towards the unconscious, perhaps dead, Chandelure lying on the floor. "Now it's time to take down the Big Boss and carry these guys to safety..."

"A-a-a PUnishment...w-w-will...g-get you o-out of the battle...f-f-for now..." Maestro Chandy Man cast a scared glance at Azaru-Z. His head was tilted at an abnormal angle like his neck had been snapped. Which it probably had.

"Oh, t-that's not very good, is it, commander?" Maestro Chandy Man said as Azaru-Z rose, very unbalanced. Candeli shook her head.

"We should probably run now, right, commander?" Maestro Chandy Man said as Azaru-Z regained his balance. Candeli nodded.

"Let's go!" Maestro Chandy Man screamed as Azaru-Z started hurtling towards the two. They both floated above the punch, nearly hit by Azaru-Z, and witness the fusion break down the door to Big Boss' quarters.

"Well, hopefully, Azaru-Z will do our job for us!" This was confirmed a second later when a huge Infernape smashed into the wall, followed by Azaru-Z.

"MUST...DESTROY...ALL." Azaru-Z said in a very glitchy voice. He shifted his gaze to Candeli and brutally attacked her with a nimble strike and she landed where Big Boss was a second ago.

This second, Giant God was right next to Azaru-Z, punching and kicking him. The robot attempted to strike back, but it was interrupted by a punch so strong from Big Boss that it created a hole in the wall that both Azaru-Z and Giant God hurtled out of.

"Well, it seems they'll both get killed at a drop this high..." Maestro Chandy Man weakly floated near the hole and looked through it. Giant God and Azaru-Z were brutally trading punches. However, before they could reach the ocean, Azaru-Z got the upper hand and fired a hyper beam at Giant God. The lifeless body fell into the Dead Sea, while Azaru-Z used his damaged jetpack to fly into the air and attack anybody he could, friend or foe.

"Well, that sucks." Maestro Chandy Man groaned. He then turned to face the injured Candeli. "Ya okay, commander?"

Candeli weakly nodded. "Sure. That strike wasn't too bad."

Maestro Chandy Man nodded. "Kay. So, what now?"

Candeli rose. "We must...stop Azaru-Z somehow."

Maestro Chandy Man put a worried look on his face. "I knew you'd say that. But we both have injuries...how can us injured Chandelure face off against Azaru-Z when he beat an Infernape fully healed that's the head of an entire organization?"

Candeli shrugged. "We have to, Chandy."

Maestro Chandy Man groaned. "Ah, fine. Maybe, if we're lucky, our fellow Infernape and Chandelure will help us beat him up..."

Maestro Chandy Man floated through the hole, followed by Candeli. Outside the air fortress, they were greeted with a horrible sight. Many Chandelure and Infernape will laying, presumably dead, in the sea. At the time, Azaru-Z was attacking Tiny Terror with strong attacks.

"Oh no! Azaru-Z, stop!" Candeli yelled. Azaru-Z was not fazed at all and kept on relentlessly beating the Chandelure. The tiny boss was bleeding and finally Azaru-Z dealt an attack to him that flung him into the ocean.

Maestro Chandy Man was both horrified and happy. "Well, the bad news is your boss just died. The good news is I can finally escape this hellhole!"

Candeli didn't reply.

"MusT DEsTROY EvERYTHING." Azaru-Z yelled as he flung towards Maestro Chandy Man and Candeli. Maestro Chandy Man suddenly got a brilliant plan in his head to defeat Azaru-Z as he came flying towards them.

"USE PSYCHIC, CANDELI!" Maestro Chandy Man yelled. Candeli got the idea and a pink aura went around Azaru-Z. He desperately tried to break out of it, but he couldn't break out of the strong grip. Maestro Chandy Man hovered behind him and tackled into Azaru-Z's back, then stole his jetpack. Candeli then stopped using Psychic.

"No, no...must...destroyY...EvERYTHING!" Azaru-Z launched a Signal Beam at Maestro Chandy Man in a last ditch attempt and it hit him. The weakened Chandelure's vision began to go black and he was going to fall into the ocean and die...

Maestro Chandy Man went unconscious and began to fall into the Dead Sea, along with Azaru-Z...

* * *​

"Chandy, wake up!" a familar voice yelled to Maestro Chandy Man. His eyes weakly opened.

"W-what...?" Maestro Chandy Man asked Candeli. As he glanced around, he suddenly noticed Azaru-Z walking around. Alive.

"OH MY GOD, WHY IS AZARU-Z HERE?!" Maestro Chandy Man screamed. Before he could scream more, Candeli interrupted him.

"Quiet! Azaru-Z's okay now!" Maestro Chandy Man looked at Candeli with a look that probably meant he thought she was crazy. "That near-death experience of falling into the ocean destroyed all the glitchy bits, you see."



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(TO BE FILLED BY MORE WRITING)​
 
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Paradoxe

not actually psychic
If you could extend the deadline by like, two hours, that would be cool. Mine is pretty long.

Edit: I'm finished.
 
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mockingjay

swift and lol
;492-s; Extended by another 6-7 hours. Anyone who had finished it within the first 24 hours will received extra points.
 

Paradoxe

not actually psychic
Caterina returns from a few hours of picking flowers. She finds a letter from Australia taped on to her door. She goes inside, get settled, and reads the note:

Dear Caterina,

How're ya doin', darl? This is your Aunt Pear, remember me? Ooh, I can't even imagine how much you've grown and how beautiful you've become. How long has it been, exactly? What, 10 years? Crikey, ya need to come visit us, princess. The family's grown a whole lot and...we miss you. So please, if you have the chance to visit, be it only a few days, please please please consider it.

-Love, Aunt Pearl


Caterina was shock. Her aunt and family that she had left 10 years ago...still loved her. Wait, what was she thinking? Of course they loved her, they're her family for god's sake. She just forgot who loved her after she had been alone for so long. She kept thinking about her Aunt Pearl, Uncle Eugene, even all her little siblings she had left when they were so young, and they wanted her back.

She didn't even have to think about the decision. Her family had been abandoned by her for some boy, and she needed to repay them for that. She would leave for Sydney in the morning.

Sydney Airport
;354;Tell me why we're visiting your cruddy family again?
;429;...First of all, they're not cruddy. Second, because I haven't seen them in 15 years.
;354;Yeah, yeah, yeah. I haven't seen THAT BRAT SALLY IN OVER 15 YEARS, BUT DO YOU SEE ME COMPLAINING.
;429;Shut up and get in the cab.
;354;I'm just saying, Cat.

Aunt Pearl's House
The taxi pulls up to the sidewalk in front of Caterina's old house. It still looked the same, you could just see signs of aging. It made Caterina feel...warm inside.

;354;You ready to go, kid?
;429;...Yeah. I'm ready.

Caterina and Jeanette walk up to the door, bags in hand, and knock three times. They hear a scurrying down the hall before the door opens to a cute little baby Misdreavus.

;429;Oh, hi there sweetie!
;200;AUNT PEARL, THERE'S A STRANGER AT THE DOOR! *runs upstairs*
;200;I wonder who that could b-OH GOD! CATERINA!

Caterina could tell it was Aunt Pearl that was running towards her by the way she cried. Her eyes would swell up and the tears would literally pour out of her face.

;429;Aunt Pearl!

The two ran into each other and locked into an embrace. They hugged for a solid twenty seconds, and reluctantly backed away so they could talk.

;200;Oh lord, Caterina, I didn't expect you this early. Heck, I didn't expect you at all!
;429;It's the least I could do, Aunt Pearl. I wanted to at least show you that I'm safe and healthy.
;200;Oh my gosh...thank you for coming. You don't know how much we missed you. *tries to hold back tears* Who's your friend?
;429;Oh, this is Jeanette. I met her in Germany when she was putting rat poison in my garden.
;354;Nice to meet you...Mrs. Pearl?
;200;Oh please, just call me Pearl. So how are you-Oh, silly me. Please, come in.

The three settle down in the living room and begin to talk for a couple of hours.

;200;Oh, by the way. I want to show you two some places around town that have changed while you were away. Maybe we can go visit Area 51 tomorrow?
;429;Area 51? Isn't that in America?
;200;Was, dearie. Was.
;429;...Oh. So where's the rest of the family?
;200;Off at the doctor's, as we weren't expecting you so soon. They'll be able to see you tomorrow, though.
;429;I see. Who was the little one that ran off before you came to the door.
;200;Oh that's the youngest one. Henry, he's a little shy y'know, but he's a real go-getter.
;429;And he is...
;200;Oh yes, that's right, you don't know yet. You remember your brother, Eli?
;429;Of course! Why?
;200;He's all grown up and got a family of his own! He's just letting the little stay with his "favorite Great Aunt".
;429;And if I would've stayed around, I could've been his "favorite Aunt".
;200;Oh don't beat down on yourself, darl. Look, a bit of sleep ought to do ya well.
;429;I suppose. Where would our room be?
;200;Upstairs, all the way down the hall. It's...your old room.
;429;O-oh. Well, goodnight. C'mon, Jeanette.
;354;*munch*I'll be there in a sec, I'm ADDICTED to these brownies Pearl made.
;200;Don't eat too many of those dear, you'll get a tummyache.

The Next Morning
Caterina lazily trotted down the stairs, still groggy from waking up. She came into the kitchen to see the hectic morning routine.

Aunt Pearl was at the stove, making all the food for the morning. Uncle Eugene was sitting at his place in the corner, reading the morning paper and sipping his coffee. She could see Henry and two other young kids eating breakfast at the table, occasionally playing with their food or bumping into each other. There were about four or five other people that she couldn't remember.

They all suddenly looked up, stopping what they were doing.

"CATERINA!" the whole family yelled out. Everyone jumped out of their seats and ran towards Caterina to try and get a hug. Caterina almost fell over from all the hugs she received. She didn't know they missed her that much.

;200;All right, all right, give the girl some space. And whoever dropped their toast on the floor is eating it.
;429;Wow, guys...I didn't know you all missed me so much.

Her Uncle Eugene spoke up.

;094;Of course we missed ya, darl. We'll always love ya to pieces.
;429;Thanks you guys. It's really refreshing to know you'll always love me.
;200;Well all right, dearies, I'm going to show Caterina and her friend around town today. Call me if you need me. And whoever dropped that toast, I expect it to be eaten when I get home.
;429;Hey, where is Jeanette?

Suddenly, a loud moan came from the stairs.

;354;Oh god...you were right, Pearl...I got a MAJOR stomachache...
;200;Told ya, darl. Now you stay here and get some rest. I'm gonna show Caterina around town.
;354;Uhh....*heads back to bed*
;200;Ready to go, dear?
;429;Ready.

Area 51
;429;So tell me again, how did Area 51 end up in the middle of Sydney?
;200;Turns out, there really is such a thing as aliens. Go figure, huh?
;429;How did the...aliens...get it halfway around the world without anyone noticing.
;200;Nobody really knows. But if it's good for Sydney tourism, it's good with me.

The two get out of the car and walk up to then entrance.

;429;So what is there to do here, exactly?
;200;A museum, some gift shops, and a fake replica of the alien spaceship that brought it here.
;429;I'm sorry Aunt Pearl, but this sounds kinda lame.
;200;I know, that's the fun part!
;429;Eh, what?
;200;The boring atmosphere is perfect for my family ritual.
;429;Aunt Pearl, what are you talking about?!?
;200;Listen Caterina...I'm not your Aunt Pearl.
;429;GAH! *tries to run away*
;200;Stop that. Let me explain.
;429;I'm not going to listen to an alien!
;200;Just listen. This is the exact spot your real Aunt Pearl was standing when the aliens abducted her. This Area 51 in the middle of Sydney mumbo-jumbo was just a ploy so people wouldn't notice her being abducted.
;429;My brain hurts right now.
;200;They placed me here to study the average Earth family. I've seen now that they are disgusting, and we should obliterate Earth.
;429;WHAT?
;200;Just kidding, you earthlings are all right. We'll spare your planet. For now.
;429;Oh, cool...but where's my Aunt Pearl?
;200;Oh, we're still running tests on her. We won't be done with her for, oh, another 1,700 years.
;429;WHAT?
;200;Oh, right, right. Earth is on a different time scale. 1.700 years on our planet is about...70 years on your planet.
;429;Seventy years? She'll probably be dead by then!
;200;Speaking of dead people, here's my UFO now!

A silver saucer appeared in the distance. It was extraordinarily fast, reaching the two in mere seconds. The alien disguised as Aunt Pearl pulled out a futuristic-looking walkie-talkie, probably for communicating with her fellow aliens.

;200;Beam me up, Scotty!
;429;Oh no ya don't!

Caterina grabbed on to the alien's...leg...trying to get on the ship and save her Aunt Pearl.

;200;GET...OFF...YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED ON BOARD!
;429;I DON'T CARE! I'M COMING AUNT PEARL!

The ship went on without beaming them both up, hoping Caterina fell off and not both of them. The UFO zipped off, reaching unheard of speeds.

;429;Gah, I'm slipping! I have to hold on!

Alas, she could not hold on any longer. The spaceship was already over the Dead Sea by the time Caterina fell, so at least she had a chance of living.

"Noooooo!" Caterinal yelled as she dropped into the ocean. When her head came back above water, she could already see the UFO leaving Earth's atmostphere.

;429;She's...gone. Forever.

Caterina silently wept to herself.
 

Paradoxe

not actually psychic
Caterina woke up and found herself on a sandy shoal.

;429;W-where am I?
:593:Oh, you're awake. You're in Israel, on the shore of the Dead Sea.
;429;Oh...I remember. *turns around* I wa-You!
:593:Me?
;429;You!
:593:ME?
;429;YOU!
:593:YOU?
;429;ME-Stop this! Is your name Alberto?
:593:No, it's Rob.
;429;Oh thank god. Wait, don't Jellicent live underwater?
:593:We're a specially developed species of land-Jellicent.
;429;I see...
:593:We're actually descendants of aliens. That's why we're special.
;429;Oh great. More aliens. I think I'm just in a bad dream or something...
:593:Oh, you are.
;429;Really? Good, I'll just try to wake myself up then...
:593:LOL, just kidding! Did you see the look on your face?!? Oh, I am just high-lurious.

While the Jellicent was having a laughing fit, Caterina got up and started walking away.

:593:Hey! Where you goin'?
;429;Back home. I learned that my aunt was abducted by aliens and now I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere. I just wanna go home and cry myself to death.
:593:Wait, you said your aunt right?
;429;Yeah. What about her?
:593:Is her name Pearl?
;429;Uh, yeah!
:593:Do you want her back?
;429;OF COURSE!
:593:Well, my dad was the who ordered for the abduction of an earthling. I can tell him to let your aunt go and find a "better" specimen, if you want.
;429;Are you kidding me?!? I could kiss you right now!
:593:Will you?
;429;No. Just get my aunt back, please.
:593:Fine, but only because I think you're pretty.
;429;Oh lord, thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!
:593:Yeah, you can probably head home now, she'll be back in a few days.
;429;How am I supposed to leave? There's nothing around here.
:593:There's an airport right over that hill.
;429;Uh. Thank you?
:593:No problem. Anything for a pretty lady.

Aunt Pearl's House
;429;Okay, Rob just called me and said she'll be here in 5 minutes! Everyone hide!

The whole family hides and Caterina turns off the lights. They hear a car pull up and the real Aunt Pearl opens the door to her house. She walks into the living room and...

"SURPRISE!" shouted the whole family. Balloons are tossed around, streams strewn all over the room, even a banner that read: "Happy Not Being Held Captive In An Alien Spaceship For 70 Years Day!".

;200;Oh, thank you for welcoming me home everyone, but I really have a bad headache. I don't really remember what happened, so I'm just going to go lie down. Eh, goodnight.
;429;I think she liked it.

Every then starts laughing like one of those sappy teen comedy shows.

FIN
 
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