Ice_Scyther
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Hey y'all! ^_^ This is a Pokemon talkshow. I got permisson from Typhlogirl to do this fic, So enjoy!!!!!
This is Rated PG-13 for swearing and 'suggestive themes'. Read at yer own risk!
Cheesy announcer voice: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Pokemon world, a talk show where we interview random Pokemon from across the globe and find out what they are like. So here is the first episode of…
Cheesy feminine voice: Pokemon Worrrrrrrrrrld!!!!
*In walks a Pokemon trainer. He has brown hair and six pokeballs at his belt. He is wearing black clothing, and his shirt has a light-blue Scyther on it. *
Trainer: Hello world!!!! I’m Ryu, the host of this dump…I mean talk show!
*random cheering *
Ryu: Thank you. Now in this episode, we will interview the…. Eeveeloutions!!!!!
*cheesy inspirational music plays *
*In walk six Pokemon that look like foxes. One is smaller and has brown fur. Another is blue, and has a fin for a tail. Another is yellow with a mane of lightning. Yet another is reddish-orange with a BURNT mane this time. One more still is purple. It has a jewel in its head and looks like a cat with two tails. The last is black, with yellowish rings. *
Ryu: Introducing Eevee, Vaporeon, Jolteon, Flareon, Espeon, and Umbreon!
Eevee: Hi all.
Vaporeon: …
Jolteon: Hi! ^_^
Flareon: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Espeon: Hi.
Umbreon: DIE ALL YOU PEOPLE!!!!!
Ryu: *looks weirdly at Flareon and Umbreon* Okay… First, what are your elements?
Eevee: Normal. I’m normal. *twitches*
Vaporeon: …Water…
Jolteon: Electric. I like being Electric. *starts doing the robot* *in mechanical voice*-I am e-lec-tric.
Flareon: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *burns random objects*
*Vaporeon uses Hydro Pump*
Espeon: Sorry, you must forgive him. He had waaay to much sugar. *cough*26 cups*cough* Anyway, I use psychic.
Umbreon: I kill with dark powers. *laughs maniacally*
Ryu: *picks up phone * Erm…happy hotel… we have two runners. I repeat: two runners.
*door opens *
Dude: Dammit Ryu! You forgot to pick me up at the airport?????
Ryu: Erm…^_^; …sorry Brago.
Brago: Anyways…I’m this dude’s co-host…for life!!!!
*Organ plays funeral music*
Ryu: At least until I fire you.
Brago: You can’t. I’m under contract.
Ryu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Eevee: Hello? We’re still here.
Ryu: Sorry. Brago, now you ask a question.
Brago: Ok, what is the airborne velocity of a sparrow suspended in flight?
All: …
Brago: Sorry, I watched ‘Monti Python and the Holy Grail’ too many times yesterday.
*eye twitches* Anyway, What do you do in your spare time?
Eevee: Plan to destroy the world.
All: 0.o
Eevee: …you didn’t hear that.
Ryu: Ok, moving on…Vaporeon?
Vaporeon: Sit and meditate.
Jolteon: Annoy Vaporeon.
Flareon: I WANNA PONY!!!! WITH PIE WINGS!!!!!
Ryu: …I won’t ask. Espeon?
Espeon: I don’t have much spare time.
Umbreon: Kill things. *twitches*
Ryu: *looks at watch* Dam! We’re almost out of time! One last question-*interrupted by remote falling*
Jolteon: I wanna push the button!
Espeon: NO! If you push that lever, you’ll mess with the time and space continuum!
Jolteon: So? *pushes anyway*
*Hitler on dinosaur runs by*
Ryu: ^_^; That can’t be good.
Brago: Well, we’re outta time! So you next time on…
Cheesy announcer: Pokemon World!!!!!
All: Bye!!!!!
(c) Ice_Scyther, Serebii Forums, Nov2005.
So, R,R, & R. (Read, Review, and Reply)
-I.S. ;212;
This is Rated PG-13 for swearing and 'suggestive themes'. Read at yer own risk!
Cheesy announcer voice: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Pokemon world, a talk show where we interview random Pokemon from across the globe and find out what they are like. So here is the first episode of…
Cheesy feminine voice: Pokemon Worrrrrrrrrrld!!!!
*In walks a Pokemon trainer. He has brown hair and six pokeballs at his belt. He is wearing black clothing, and his shirt has a light-blue Scyther on it. *
Trainer: Hello world!!!! I’m Ryu, the host of this dump…I mean talk show!
*random cheering *
Ryu: Thank you. Now in this episode, we will interview the…. Eeveeloutions!!!!!
*cheesy inspirational music plays *
*In walk six Pokemon that look like foxes. One is smaller and has brown fur. Another is blue, and has a fin for a tail. Another is yellow with a mane of lightning. Yet another is reddish-orange with a BURNT mane this time. One more still is purple. It has a jewel in its head and looks like a cat with two tails. The last is black, with yellowish rings. *
Ryu: Introducing Eevee, Vaporeon, Jolteon, Flareon, Espeon, and Umbreon!
Eevee: Hi all.
Vaporeon: …
Jolteon: Hi! ^_^
Flareon: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Espeon: Hi.
Umbreon: DIE ALL YOU PEOPLE!!!!!
Ryu: *looks weirdly at Flareon and Umbreon* Okay… First, what are your elements?
Eevee: Normal. I’m normal. *twitches*
Vaporeon: …Water…
Jolteon: Electric. I like being Electric. *starts doing the robot* *in mechanical voice*-I am e-lec-tric.
Flareon: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *burns random objects*
*Vaporeon uses Hydro Pump*
Espeon: Sorry, you must forgive him. He had waaay to much sugar. *cough*26 cups*cough* Anyway, I use psychic.
Umbreon: I kill with dark powers. *laughs maniacally*
Ryu: *picks up phone * Erm…happy hotel… we have two runners. I repeat: two runners.
*door opens *
Dude: Dammit Ryu! You forgot to pick me up at the airport?????
Ryu: Erm…^_^; …sorry Brago.
Brago: Anyways…I’m this dude’s co-host…for life!!!!
*Organ plays funeral music*
Ryu: At least until I fire you.
Brago: You can’t. I’m under contract.
Ryu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Eevee: Hello? We’re still here.
Ryu: Sorry. Brago, now you ask a question.
Brago: Ok, what is the airborne velocity of a sparrow suspended in flight?
All: …
Brago: Sorry, I watched ‘Monti Python and the Holy Grail’ too many times yesterday.
*eye twitches* Anyway, What do you do in your spare time?
Eevee: Plan to destroy the world.
All: 0.o
Eevee: …you didn’t hear that.
Ryu: Ok, moving on…Vaporeon?
Vaporeon: Sit and meditate.
Jolteon: Annoy Vaporeon.
Flareon: I WANNA PONY!!!! WITH PIE WINGS!!!!!
Ryu: …I won’t ask. Espeon?
Espeon: I don’t have much spare time.
Umbreon: Kill things. *twitches*
Ryu: *looks at watch* Dam! We’re almost out of time! One last question-*interrupted by remote falling*
Jolteon: I wanna push the button!
Espeon: NO! If you push that lever, you’ll mess with the time and space continuum!
Jolteon: So? *pushes anyway*
*Hitler on dinosaur runs by*
Ryu: ^_^; That can’t be good.
Brago: Well, we’re outta time! So you next time on…
Cheesy announcer: Pokemon World!!!!!
All: Bye!!!!!
(c) Ice_Scyther, Serebii Forums, Nov2005.
So, R,R, & R. (Read, Review, and Reply)
-I.S. ;212;
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