Morpher01
Bewear my power
Hello. This is my second attempt at a comedy fic.
Just tell me if this is a ripoff and have a mod close it.
Anyway, here' the "prolouge". Hope no-one minds this style of "script".
Prologue:
Michael: Salamence, Earthquake!
Salamence: ROAR! *smashes ground with claw*
Metagross: *is hit by the earthquake* AAAAAAAAOOOOWWWW!!!!!! WHERE'S MY LAWYER!!!!!!!
Sim Trainer: Um...Metagross, Sludge Bomb?
Metagross: AHHAHHHAHAHAHAH!!! EAT THIS, DRAGON BOY!! *fires several balls of sludge*
Salamence: *opens mouth and eats sludge bombs* Mmmm...that hit the spot.
Michael: Salamence! That stuff's not good for you!
Salamence: It isn't? *head explodes*
Sim Trainer: And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why the attack is called "Sludge BOMB".
Michael: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I DEMAND TO CALL MY LAWYER!!! *suddenly dissappears then reappears in reality*
Cooltrainer: Um, Michael...that was your 1,579th loss today. In total, that makes 77, 935 losses throughout the week. And throughout the month...
Michael: I GET IT BOB!!!
Cooltrainer: My name's Rich.
Michael: Really? How rich is your name?
Cooltrainer: *stares*
Michael: What?
????: HELP! WE'VE GOT TWO EMERGENCIES!!!
*Michael rushes outside*
????: Uh, HELLO!! I'm in here!
Michael: Oh, sorry. *rushes back inside*
Receptionist lady at the HQ lab: Michael! The first emergency is that someone is making off with proffessor Krane!
Michael: And the second one is?
RLATHQL: The scientist nut in the other room has something for you.
Michael: How's that an emergency?
RLATHQL: Remember the vortex maker?
*FLASHBACK*
*Michael and the Snag Machine maker guy are standing in a room*
SMMG: Now, Michael, just press the button and the vortex maker will do what it was made to do!
Michael: Make cotton candy?
SMMG: No! It makes vortexes! Now just press the button.
Michael: *presses button*
*a vortex appears*
SMMG: Look! Something's coming through!
*a steamroller runs over Michael*
Michael: ...Ow.
SMMG: Wait! Something else is coming through!
*a herd of elephants stampedes on Michael, then a herd of hippos do the same.*
Michael: I...hate...you.
SMMG: Eh-heh-heh-heh.
*FLASHBACK OVER*
Michael: Oh yeah! I remember that! *goes and gets a Snag Machine from a different room*
RLATHQL: Nice choice. Now go get proffessor Krane!
*Michael goes outside*
Naps: Come on, guys! The sooner we get this done, the sooner that sister Lovrina pays us!
Cipher Grunt A: All right...so now what?
Naps: We bring the Prof to the lab! What do you think, stupid?
CGA: I thought we were going to play cards.
Naps: ARGH! What did I do to deserve having to deal with you two bozos! *sees Michael* Hey, kid! What are you doing here?
*Michael says nothing*
Naps: Come on, kid, tell me why you're here! *shakes Michael, who promptly falls apart* What the-!? *the "Michael" that Naps shook was revealed to be a cardboard dummy* HEY! THE BRAT'S TRICKED ME! I DEMAND TO CALL MY LAWYER!
Michael: *grabs prof Krane, who turns out to be another cardboard dummy, as are the truck and grunts* Wha-!?
Naps: Teddiursa, go! Attack!
Michael: *throws a Pokeball*
Teddiursa: *is caught*
Naps: AAAAAAHHHH!!! A SNAG MACHINE!!!! WE'RE DOOOMMMMEEEDD!!! DOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs after the truck, which is speeding away* Get back here, grunts!
Michael: .....ooooooooooookay. Weird.
*******
That's it for the "prologue" Sorry if it's short, but it looks so big on the "post new thread" screen.
Anyway, read, review and rate!
Just tell me if this is a ripoff and have a mod close it.
Anyway, here' the "prolouge". Hope no-one minds this style of "script".
Prologue:
Michael: Salamence, Earthquake!
Salamence: ROAR! *smashes ground with claw*
Metagross: *is hit by the earthquake* AAAAAAAAOOOOWWWW!!!!!! WHERE'S MY LAWYER!!!!!!!
Sim Trainer: Um...Metagross, Sludge Bomb?
Metagross: AHHAHHHAHAHAHAH!!! EAT THIS, DRAGON BOY!! *fires several balls of sludge*
Salamence: *opens mouth and eats sludge bombs* Mmmm...that hit the spot.
Michael: Salamence! That stuff's not good for you!
Salamence: It isn't? *head explodes*
Sim Trainer: And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why the attack is called "Sludge BOMB".
Michael: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I DEMAND TO CALL MY LAWYER!!! *suddenly dissappears then reappears in reality*
Cooltrainer: Um, Michael...that was your 1,579th loss today. In total, that makes 77, 935 losses throughout the week. And throughout the month...
Michael: I GET IT BOB!!!
Cooltrainer: My name's Rich.
Michael: Really? How rich is your name?
Cooltrainer: *stares*
Michael: What?
????: HELP! WE'VE GOT TWO EMERGENCIES!!!
*Michael rushes outside*
????: Uh, HELLO!! I'm in here!
Michael: Oh, sorry. *rushes back inside*
Receptionist lady at the HQ lab: Michael! The first emergency is that someone is making off with proffessor Krane!
Michael: And the second one is?
RLATHQL: The scientist nut in the other room has something for you.
Michael: How's that an emergency?
RLATHQL: Remember the vortex maker?
*FLASHBACK*
*Michael and the Snag Machine maker guy are standing in a room*
SMMG: Now, Michael, just press the button and the vortex maker will do what it was made to do!
Michael: Make cotton candy?
SMMG: No! It makes vortexes! Now just press the button.
Michael: *presses button*
*a vortex appears*
SMMG: Look! Something's coming through!
*a steamroller runs over Michael*
Michael: ...Ow.
SMMG: Wait! Something else is coming through!
*a herd of elephants stampedes on Michael, then a herd of hippos do the same.*
Michael: I...hate...you.
SMMG: Eh-heh-heh-heh.
*FLASHBACK OVER*
Michael: Oh yeah! I remember that! *goes and gets a Snag Machine from a different room*
RLATHQL: Nice choice. Now go get proffessor Krane!
*Michael goes outside*
Naps: Come on, guys! The sooner we get this done, the sooner that sister Lovrina pays us!
Cipher Grunt A: All right...so now what?
Naps: We bring the Prof to the lab! What do you think, stupid?
CGA: I thought we were going to play cards.
Naps: ARGH! What did I do to deserve having to deal with you two bozos! *sees Michael* Hey, kid! What are you doing here?
*Michael says nothing*
Naps: Come on, kid, tell me why you're here! *shakes Michael, who promptly falls apart* What the-!? *the "Michael" that Naps shook was revealed to be a cardboard dummy* HEY! THE BRAT'S TRICKED ME! I DEMAND TO CALL MY LAWYER!
Michael: *grabs prof Krane, who turns out to be another cardboard dummy, as are the truck and grunts* Wha-!?
Naps: Teddiursa, go! Attack!
Michael: *throws a Pokeball*
Teddiursa: *is caught*
Naps: AAAAAAHHHH!!! A SNAG MACHINE!!!! WE'RE DOOOMMMMEEEDD!!! DOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs after the truck, which is speeding away* Get back here, grunts!
Michael: .....ooooooooooookay. Weird.
*******
That's it for the "prologue" Sorry if it's short, but it looks so big on the "post new thread" screen.
Anyway, read, review and rate!
