This is PokemonTV. I based it off of Saturday Night Live. The scripts are not mine. I did not create them. I modified them to be like a Pokemon version of SNL. I got the script from this website: http://snltranscripts.jt.org/
The cast is: Ash Ketchum,Misty Waterflower,Brock Harrison,May Maple,Max Maple,Tracey Sketchit,Gary Oak and Team Rocket.
Here is Episode 1 of Pokemon TV.
These scripts are modified from sketches from Season 1 (1975-1976) episodes
enjoy.
Episode 101
Sketch No.1
Announcer: From PokemonTV news headquarters, this is Pokemon TV News, with Brock Harrison.
Brock Harrison: [ talking into the telephone ] What are you wearing right now? [ smiles ] No bathrobe? [ notices the audience, hangs up telephone ] Good evening, I'm Brock Harrison!
Our top story tonight: dedication ceremonies for the new Teamsters Union Headquarters building took place today in Mauville City, where Union President Wattson was reported to have said that former President Lt.Surge will always be a cornerstone in the organization.
Now, world leaders in the news: Hoenn Elite 4 Champ Steven met Ricky Rattata at Risneyland this week. The Champ presented Ricky with a Stone wristwatch.
Dateline: Virdian City. At a press conference Thursday night, Elite 4 Lance blew his nose. Alert Secret Serice agents seized his handkerchief and wrestled it to the ground.
And, yesterday, in Virdian City, Elite 4 Lance bumped his head three times getting into his helicopter. The CIA immediately denied reports that it had lowered the top of the doorway.
And, Lance was on the campaign trail, announcing in Cerulean City that he had written his own campaign slogan. The slogan? "If He's So Dumb, How Come He's Head of the Elite 4?"
The Post Office announced today -- [ looks around, lost ] Just a second, I lost my place. [ shuffles his papers ] Oh! The Post Office announced today that it is going to issue a stamp commemorating prostitution in Johto. It's a 10-cent stamp, but if you want to lick it, it's a quarter.
Brock Harrison: Murder at the Blaine Hotel again. For a live report, let's go to May Maple in midtown Goldenrod City, at the Blaine hotel. May?
May Maple: [ over the sounds of sirens in the background ] Brock, I'm standing outside a room on the 15th floor of the Blaine Hotel, where number 38 in a series of grizzly and bizarre murders has occurred just over an hour ago. [ pan down to reveal two covered bodies, with only yellow socks poking out ] The motive, again - murder, as it has been in the previous 37 slashings. In a bitter peep, the Mayor has called the Blaine Hotel a poxmark on the neck of midtown Goldenrod City. Once again, grizzly death and murder at the Blaine Hotel. May Maple, reporting.
Brock Harrison: Our final story tonight concerns the birth of a baby Psyduck at the Washington Zoo. It's the first such birth in captivity on record. The Psyduck made its debut at 9:18 this morning, weighing in at just under fourteen grams, and, according to zoo officials, resembled its mother quite closely. The name given our fuzzy little friend? Simply "Psy". One humourous note: the bird was stepped on and crushed to death this afternoon by Goggles, the baby Rhyhorn born in captivity last Wednesday.
Well, that's news this evening. This is Brock Harrison saying, good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow.
[ Brock quickly redials his phone, as we fade ]
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Pancreas
Ed.....Tracey Sketchit
Wife.....Misty Waterflower
Announcer: A message from the National Pancreas Association!
[FADE IN on Misty Waterflower and Tracey Sketchit as a married couple in their living room.Tracey has a long face, and Misty stares at him with concern.]
Ed: You know, honey, I don’t feel good.
Wife: Well, that’s too bad, Ed. Did you ever think that it might be your pancreas?
Ed: Gee, honey. I must have unthinkingly ruled my pancreas out. I’ll check on it first thing in the morning.
[FADE to a doctor’s office and SUPERIMPOSE the caption “THE NEXT DAY.” Ash Ketchum, as the doctor, looks at a medical chart and shakes his head.]
Doctor: I’m sorry, Ed. Your pancreas is on the fritz. You came to me just in time. Reminds me of a little joke. Knock, knock.
Ed: Who’s there?
Doctor: [matter-of-factly] Ed’s pancreas.
Ed: Ed’s pancreas who?
Doctor: I don’t know, Ed. But I know this: good glands don’t grow on Sudowoodoes.
Ed: Yeah. I guess I haven’t done right by...
[dramatic pause]
Ed: My pancreas.
[FADE to Ed’s wife smiling sweetly and waiting for him to come in. SUPERIMPOSE the caption “LATER THAT NIGHT” as Ed enters the room and sits down on the couch.]
Wife: Geez, Ed, you look like a million bucks! How are you feeling?
Ed: Fit as a fiddle. A fiddle with a healthy pancreas. Ha, ha, ha, ha!
[They kiss once and both grin at the camera.]
[dissolve to art card: "Brought to you by your National Pancreas Association"]
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Fireman
..... Misty Waterflower
[ open on Misty Waterflower standing on the stage, dressed in fireman garb and holding tight to an oversized axe. Zoom in slowly as she speaks. ]
Misty Waterflower: I'm a fireman. And I think being a fireman.. is the most noble and unselfish job in the world. You're always in danger, and you're always taking a risk. But you get a Growlithe, and you get to play a lot of board games.. kids love ya', and you get to see people in their underwear if their houses burn down at night.
On the job, all the guys call me Mis. Firemen have to have short names, like Mis or Greg, Skip or Zeke. You can't have long names. Montgomery's a bad name for a fireman. "Hey, Montgomery - get me that hose!" No good. It takes too long, and a person could die.
I love being a fireman. Especially because of the cameraderie all the guys have. Everyone's always friendly and nice.. because we know we might be the last people we ever see.
Now, here's some tips on fire prevention. Don't overload your plug. Don't light matches for fun. And when you're cooking over an open stove, don't wear a Japanese bathrobe. The sleeves hang down, they could catch fire. Don't leave oily rags lying around in your living room, and don't kick over an oil lamp in the barn. And be very careful with old people's birthday cakes. Maybe it'd be better if you just sent them a card. And don't forget - never smoke in a subway or an elevator. I'm not sure why, but it's against the law, so don't do it.
I'm glad I'm a fireman. And I've written a ltitle poem about it. [ pulls a notebook out of her boot ] I got it here:
"The fireman's job is a job worh keeping
We're all up, while you're all sleeping.
Sound the alarm and we're on our toes
Sliding down poles and alerting our nose.
The noblest of jobs, to sniff out fires
And waterproof coats that make you perspire
Yes, we've got outfits, gloves and hats
Boots, Growlithes, checkers and chats.
Yeah, we're the guys that save your lives
And we don't use guns, or clubs, or knives - and bats."
And, remember - if you're playing Bingo, sit near an exit.
[ zoom out, fade ]
That's all for this week.
The cast is: Ash Ketchum,Misty Waterflower,Brock Harrison,May Maple,Max Maple,Tracey Sketchit,Gary Oak and Team Rocket.
Here is Episode 1 of Pokemon TV.
These scripts are modified from sketches from Season 1 (1975-1976) episodes
enjoy.
Episode 101
Sketch No.1
Announcer: From PokemonTV news headquarters, this is Pokemon TV News, with Brock Harrison.
Brock Harrison: [ talking into the telephone ] What are you wearing right now? [ smiles ] No bathrobe? [ notices the audience, hangs up telephone ] Good evening, I'm Brock Harrison!
Our top story tonight: dedication ceremonies for the new Teamsters Union Headquarters building took place today in Mauville City, where Union President Wattson was reported to have said that former President Lt.Surge will always be a cornerstone in the organization.
Now, world leaders in the news: Hoenn Elite 4 Champ Steven met Ricky Rattata at Risneyland this week. The Champ presented Ricky with a Stone wristwatch.
Dateline: Virdian City. At a press conference Thursday night, Elite 4 Lance blew his nose. Alert Secret Serice agents seized his handkerchief and wrestled it to the ground.
And, yesterday, in Virdian City, Elite 4 Lance bumped his head three times getting into his helicopter. The CIA immediately denied reports that it had lowered the top of the doorway.
And, Lance was on the campaign trail, announcing in Cerulean City that he had written his own campaign slogan. The slogan? "If He's So Dumb, How Come He's Head of the Elite 4?"
The Post Office announced today -- [ looks around, lost ] Just a second, I lost my place. [ shuffles his papers ] Oh! The Post Office announced today that it is going to issue a stamp commemorating prostitution in Johto. It's a 10-cent stamp, but if you want to lick it, it's a quarter.
Brock Harrison: Murder at the Blaine Hotel again. For a live report, let's go to May Maple in midtown Goldenrod City, at the Blaine hotel. May?
May Maple: [ over the sounds of sirens in the background ] Brock, I'm standing outside a room on the 15th floor of the Blaine Hotel, where number 38 in a series of grizzly and bizarre murders has occurred just over an hour ago. [ pan down to reveal two covered bodies, with only yellow socks poking out ] The motive, again - murder, as it has been in the previous 37 slashings. In a bitter peep, the Mayor has called the Blaine Hotel a poxmark on the neck of midtown Goldenrod City. Once again, grizzly death and murder at the Blaine Hotel. May Maple, reporting.
Brock Harrison: Our final story tonight concerns the birth of a baby Psyduck at the Washington Zoo. It's the first such birth in captivity on record. The Psyduck made its debut at 9:18 this morning, weighing in at just under fourteen grams, and, according to zoo officials, resembled its mother quite closely. The name given our fuzzy little friend? Simply "Psy". One humourous note: the bird was stepped on and crushed to death this afternoon by Goggles, the baby Rhyhorn born in captivity last Wednesday.
Well, that's news this evening. This is Brock Harrison saying, good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow.
[ Brock quickly redials his phone, as we fade ]
=======================================================================================
Pancreas
Ed.....Tracey Sketchit
Wife.....Misty Waterflower
Announcer: A message from the National Pancreas Association!
[FADE IN on Misty Waterflower and Tracey Sketchit as a married couple in their living room.Tracey has a long face, and Misty stares at him with concern.]
Ed: You know, honey, I don’t feel good.
Wife: Well, that’s too bad, Ed. Did you ever think that it might be your pancreas?
Ed: Gee, honey. I must have unthinkingly ruled my pancreas out. I’ll check on it first thing in the morning.
[FADE to a doctor’s office and SUPERIMPOSE the caption “THE NEXT DAY.” Ash Ketchum, as the doctor, looks at a medical chart and shakes his head.]
Doctor: I’m sorry, Ed. Your pancreas is on the fritz. You came to me just in time. Reminds me of a little joke. Knock, knock.
Ed: Who’s there?
Doctor: [matter-of-factly] Ed’s pancreas.
Ed: Ed’s pancreas who?
Doctor: I don’t know, Ed. But I know this: good glands don’t grow on Sudowoodoes.
Ed: Yeah. I guess I haven’t done right by...
[dramatic pause]
Ed: My pancreas.
[FADE to Ed’s wife smiling sweetly and waiting for him to come in. SUPERIMPOSE the caption “LATER THAT NIGHT” as Ed enters the room and sits down on the couch.]
Wife: Geez, Ed, you look like a million bucks! How are you feeling?
Ed: Fit as a fiddle. A fiddle with a healthy pancreas. Ha, ha, ha, ha!
[They kiss once and both grin at the camera.]
[dissolve to art card: "Brought to you by your National Pancreas Association"]
======================================================================================================
Fireman
..... Misty Waterflower
[ open on Misty Waterflower standing on the stage, dressed in fireman garb and holding tight to an oversized axe. Zoom in slowly as she speaks. ]
Misty Waterflower: I'm a fireman. And I think being a fireman.. is the most noble and unselfish job in the world. You're always in danger, and you're always taking a risk. But you get a Growlithe, and you get to play a lot of board games.. kids love ya', and you get to see people in their underwear if their houses burn down at night.
On the job, all the guys call me Mis. Firemen have to have short names, like Mis or Greg, Skip or Zeke. You can't have long names. Montgomery's a bad name for a fireman. "Hey, Montgomery - get me that hose!" No good. It takes too long, and a person could die.
I love being a fireman. Especially because of the cameraderie all the guys have. Everyone's always friendly and nice.. because we know we might be the last people we ever see.
Now, here's some tips on fire prevention. Don't overload your plug. Don't light matches for fun. And when you're cooking over an open stove, don't wear a Japanese bathrobe. The sleeves hang down, they could catch fire. Don't leave oily rags lying around in your living room, and don't kick over an oil lamp in the barn. And be very careful with old people's birthday cakes. Maybe it'd be better if you just sent them a card. And don't forget - never smoke in a subway or an elevator. I'm not sure why, but it's against the law, so don't do it.
I'm glad I'm a fireman. And I've written a ltitle poem about it. [ pulls a notebook out of her boot ] I got it here:
"The fireman's job is a job worh keeping
We're all up, while you're all sleeping.
Sound the alarm and we're on our toes
Sliding down poles and alerting our nose.
The noblest of jobs, to sniff out fires
And waterproof coats that make you perspire
Yes, we've got outfits, gloves and hats
Boots, Growlithes, checkers and chats.
Yeah, we're the guys that save your lives
And we don't use guns, or clubs, or knives - and bats."
And, remember - if you're playing Bingo, sit near an exit.
[ zoom out, fade ]
That's all for this week.
