PokeTalk!! The Pokemon based Talk show

[Typhlogirl]

Hi peoplez. Typhlogirl here. This is a fanfic I wrote when I was bored. I tested it on my little bro. Apparently it's funny. Woo. Have fun! This is rated PG-13 for mature themes and swearing.

SPAM MAKES TYPHLOGIRL CRY. SO DON'T DO IT HERE. ​

Here is a list of the Episodes:
1: Gangsters
2. The Kanto Elite Four
3. Hoenn Legendaries
4. The Johto Elite Four
5: The Hoenn Elite Four
6. Rejected Champions-to-be
7. Hoenn Legendaries 2
8: Little Legendaries
9. Legendary Birds of Kanto
10. The Pokemon Professors
11. Raikou Special characters
12. The Johto Legendaries
13. Humanoid Legendaries
14. Ash's Forgotten Pokemon
15. Elite Four Relatives
16. Kanto Gym Leaders
17. Hoenn Gym Leader 1
18. Movie Stars *NEW*

PokeTalk
A pokemon based talk show!!​

Micheal the Typhlosion: Well duh

Typhlogirl: Shut up Micheal!!! Anywayz, dis is a talk show where I am the host. Enjoy!!

Episode One: Gangsters

Typhlogirl: Hello, it’s me, you’re host, Typhlogirl!! Today on our show, we have the scum of the pokemon world-

Archie: That’s a bit harsh!!

Giovanni: You just can’t accept the truth

Typhlogirl: -here for an exclusive chat. You know them, you hate them-

Archie: That’s not true!!

Maxie: Maybe not in my case. I have heaps of fangirls. You’re just…meh.

Archie: I guess you’re right. *depressed*

Typhlogirl: Guys, please stop interrupting!!!

All three: Sorry

Typhlogirl: *back on track* -and here they are! Giovanni of Team Rocket, Archie of Team Aqua and Maxie of Team Magma!! Say hi guys!!

Giovanni: Hello

Maxie: Hi

Archie: Greetings Earthlings!!!

Everyone present: O_O;

Archie: *grumbling* oh fine, I was just trying to make it interesting!!

Typhlogirl: Anyway, let’s start the conversation. What’s it like being the head of a feared criminal organization?

Maxie: I presume that question is only directed at Giovanni and me, because no one fears Team Aqua.

Archie: Why you little-

Typhlogirl: *raising voice* Okay, let’s change the question. Giovanni, what exactly are the goals of your organization?

Giovanni: Well that’s quite simple Typhlogirl. We aim to take over the world with super powered genetically modified pokemon!!

Archie: Like Maxie’s Mightyena’s.

Maxie: Shut up!!

Typhlogirl: Why do you want to take over the world?

Giovanni: Another simple question. BECAUSE I AM EEEEEVILLL!!!!! *laughs like a maniac and falls backwards off chair*

Typhlogirl: -_-; Okay, what about you, Maxie?”

Maxie: Well, we intend to expand the landmass to be…equal… with the sea. Oh f*** it, we intend to make the land so big that it covers the sea and makes more places for people to live!!! Happy?!

Typhlogirl: Very. Just please ease up on the swearing.

Maxie: If you insist.

Archie: *snickers uncontrollably*

Maxie: *angry* What’s so damn funny?

Archie: *calms down* Oh please. That goal is so pathetic. You’ll never succeed to beat Team Aqua at our goal!!!!

Maxie: You’re just afraid of Team Magma defeating you!!

Archie: Yeah right. I’m afraid of nothing.

Maxie: Pinecones.

Archie: WHERE!?!? WHERE!?! AAAHHHHHH!!!!! *runs around studio like a madman until crashing into the beverage table*

Archie: Yeep!! Strawberry frosting! Caffeinated beverages! MUFFINS!! THE HORROR!!!

Maxie: Heh heh heh.

Typhlogirl: >_< You are so paying for that Maxie. And I don’t just mean financially.

Maxie: How do you mean?

Typhlogirl: Never mind. You should be able to take a clue.

Maxie: Oh thaaaaat way. *winks*

Typhlogirl: *suddenly gets his meaning* WHY YOU… PERVERT!!! *slaps*

Maxie: *cross eyed* Ow, mummy, that nasty frog just hit me. Smack him!

Typhlogirl: OH, SO I’M A HIM AM I!?!? TAKE THAT!!!! *slaps again*

Giovanni: *stands up * I just got a new idea to cause pain and suffering to innocent little children!! I have to go!! *leaves*

Typhlogirl: Oh great, I just lost one of my guests!!

Archie: *wanders back to seat with pink icing all over his face and donut glasses* I’m back!! But there better not be any more pine cones…

Maxie: *looking drunk* Heeheeheeheeheehee! Cones!! *faints in chair*

Typhlogirl: *clenching teeth and muttering something inaudible until a telephone sounds* What? Oh, we have a caller! Hello this is PokeTalk, who’s calling?

Aqua Admin Shelly: Hi Typhlogirl. I need to talk to Archie for a sec.

Typhlogirl: Go ahead. But you’ll be on speaker phone. We don’t have any others.

Shelly: *to Archie* Er, boss? We’ve got a situation here…

Archie: *munching on donut* What’s the matter?

Shelly: Well, IT got out and is now rampaging around the base.

Archie: IT got out? How!!?!

Shelly: The grunts gave IT too much coffee.

Archie: Dammit! How many times must I tell those fools, only ONE teaspoon!

Shelly: That’s not the worst part. They gave IT coffee…with cream.

Archie: WITH CREAM!?!?!

Shelly: With cream. Now it’s tearing up the base.

Archie: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!! I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS!! THEY KNOW DAIRY HAS BAD EFFECTS ON GROUDON!!

Maxie: *suddenly waking up* Groudon?

Archie: *hurriedly* Groudon? What Groudon? I’ve got no Groudon! Er, see you later Shelly bye!! * hangs up phone*

Typhlogirl: That was…interesting. Wait, we’ve got another call!

Officer Jenny: Hello, may I please speak to Archie and Maxie?

Typhlogirl: Right here.

Officer Jenny: I just want to say that we’ve got the place surrounded and that you should come out with your hands up!

Archie: Eep.

Maxie: Crap.

Archie: YOU”LL NEVER GET ME OFFICER! AHAHAHAHA!! *throws tiny ball on the floor, causing smoke to appear* GOODBYE!! *smoke clears in three seconds showing Archie trying to climb out a small window*

Everyone: >_<;

Maxie: I am so out of here. *clicks fingers and Magmamobile crashes through roof*

Typhlogirl: I’ll send you the bill, dammit. Anyway, that’s all we have time for today *is interrupted by Archie’s screams he falls out of window* on PokeTalk. So see you next time!!

Whadda ya think? Please reply!!

 

[Typhlogirl]

Hmm...many views, no reviews...such a shame.

Actually I reread my first chapter...it's shocking...so sorry for all who had to suffer...

This one is a bit better. Like I said, this isn't one of my best fanfics.

PG-13 for mature content from now on please

PokeTalk
A pokemon based talk show!!​

Typhlogirl: Hi everyone! It’s me, Typhlogirl!
Micheal the Typhlosion: Well, thankyou for that, Miss State the Obvious. You are aware that there is a thing STATING YOUR NAME so why are you INSISTING on introducing-
Typhlogirl: *whacks Micheal* ANYWAY, this is the second eppy so enjoy!!

Episode Two: Attack of the Clones (just kidding Star Wars fans!) The Kanto Elite Four

Typhlogirl: I’m back! It’s time for another instalment of everyone’s favourite Pokemon based Talk show, PokeTalk! Today I’m featuring four of the finest trainers on offer. Please welcome, the Kanto Elite Four!! Lorelei, Bruno, Agatha and Lance! Welcome guys!

Lorelei: Thankyou

Bruno: …hic…

Agatha: *whacks Bruno with cane* Sorry, he’s drunk AGAIN!

Lance: Pleased to be here. Whack him again Agatha.

Agatha: *whacks Bruno* Not working.

Typhlogirl: I’ve got a water pitcher. Just drench him.

Lance: *tosses water over Bruno*

Bruno: Huh? Wha? Darn you guys, I was having a nice dream…

Typhlogirl: Let’s start the show. So, what does it feel like to be four of the most respected trainers around?

Lorelei: It’s alright.

Bruno: I want a rage candy bar. A singing one. Like in my dream.

Agatha: -_-; Feels good to know I still have it.

Lance: We are praying you DON’T elaborate on what that meant Agatha. Anyway, I like being leader. I get to boss these guys around.

Typhlogirl: Are you guys paid well, if you don’t mind me asking?

Lorelei: Not at all.

Typhlogirl: Oh, good.

Lorelei: No, I mean we aren’t paid at all. Basically. All we get is fifty bucks per week. It’s pretty pathetic.

Typhlogirl: Geez, that’s harsh. How do you guys maintain yourselves?

Bruno: WHERE’S MY CANDYBAR?!?!

Agatha: I live off pension.

Lance: Well, I get nearly ten times what those guys get, so it doesn’t matter to me.

Lorelei: *eye twitching* WHAT? You get EXTRA!?!

Agatha: Oh dear.

Lance: O-O; Should NOT have said that.

Bruno: *singing* The candy man can…

Lorelei: GGGAAAHHHH!!!! *attacks Lance*

Lance: AHHHHHH!! *on his back being strangled by Lorelei who is sitting on him* Get her off me…actually never mind. This is nice. ^_^

Agatha: That’s just dirty Lance.

Lance: Whatcha gunna do?

Agatha: This. *hits Lance with cane*

Lance: OOWW!! Alright, alright!! But now she’s cutting off…my...air…air…NEED AIR…*turning blue*

Typhlogirl: SECURITY!!

*bunch of Machokes with tacky pink shirts saying SECKURITTY come in and drag Lorelei off Lance*

Typhlogirl: Thankyou. Man, I should never have let those Machoke design the shirts. Now, back on topic. How often do you train? Are you okay Lance?

Lance: Never better *dreamily*

Lorelei: *resisting urge to slap Lance* I train whenever I have spare time, which isn’t much, being the first Elite.

Bruno: *singing* Whispering our goodbyes, waiting for the train…

Agatha: >_< My pokemon have a daily routine, which they do weekly. By that, I mean once a week. Dammit they’re lazy.

Lance: I meditate with my pokemon, usually at Blackthorn City.

Typhlogirl: Do you guys live at the league, or outside of it?

Lorelei: I have a house on Four Island. We have accommodation at the league which we use sometimes.

Bruno: *singing* I just wanna live…

Agatha: Will you STOP THAT Bruno? You’re twisting Typhlogirl’s words into song. Stupid drunk. Anyway, I live in Lavender Town.

Lance: I’ve lived in Blackthorn my entire life. Today is no different.

Typhlogirl: What’s the best thing about being in the Elite Four?

Lorelei: There are no good things. It makes me suicidal just thinking about it.

Bruno: *tries to start song, but sees Agatha holding cane menacingly* Free booze.

Agatha: I’m the oldest League member ever. And I don’t plan to retire soon.

Lance: The fans. In fact, there was this one fangirl, and she was sooo…

Agatha: *whacks Lance* ENOUGH EROTIC TALES!!!!!

Lorelei: Can I have my face blurred out?

Typhlogirl: Please, don’t give our camera men a hard time. They can barely turn on the damn thing. Digital effects are a whole new world. *phone rings* We have a caller!

Blue: Is Red here?

Lance: For the last time Blue, you’re death threats don’t faze him! He still beat you!!! ACCEPT IT!!!

Blue: NEVER!!! YOU HEAR ME!?!?! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!! It will involve pillows, a light globe, and a kamikaze rubber duck. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. *click*

Group: O_O;;;

Typhlogirl: Right…tee…oh. That was…seriously… weird.

Bruno: *singing* Seriously TEN!!

Agatha: *draws sword out of cane* ONE MORE NOTE AND I’LL STICK THIS WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE!!

Bruno: *eeps* Yes maam!

Lorelei: Agatha, can I borrow that? I need to kill myself.

Agatha: Sure-I mean NO!

Lorelei: Well, can I kill Lance instead?

Agatha: *hands over sword-cane at warp speed*

Lance: Hey just WAIT A MINTUE!!

Typhlogirl: *hastily* We have another caller!!

Tyson: Could I please speak to Lance?

Typhlogirl: Go for it.

Tyson: You listen Lance, I’m using my only phone call now from this god forsaken jail. YOU ARE GUNNA DIE FOR BUSTING OUR OPERATION AT LAKE OF RAGE YOU HEAR ME!!?!?!

Lance: It’s impossible not to. Hope the foods good there in that prison.

Tyson: Well actually it’s quite…I MEAN I’M GUNNA BREAK OUTTA HERE AND BREAK…um…YOU’RE NECK…AND…STUFF. YEAH, SO BE AFRAID OF MY…eermm…eerr…

Lance: Revenge?

Tyson: Yeah dats it! So…yeah. Be afraid. *click*

Group: -_-;

Typhlogirl: Isn’t it odd that the only calls we’ve gotten are death threats?

Lorelei: Wait till you hear our answering machine when we get back.

Typhlogirl: o-O Well, I think that is all the time we have left now…once again ladies and gents…THE KANTO ELITE FOUR!!!

Lorelei: *walking out the door*

Bruno: *singing* Four to the floor I was sure…

Agatha: THAT’S IT!! *pulls out sword cane*

Bruno: AHHHH!! You crazy B****!!

Lance: Now that’s Old with Attitude. I can’t believe I just said that.

Typhlogirl: -_-; Goodnight folks…


So there we go. Any opinions? ANY? I accept Creative Critisism.

 

[Typhlogirl]

Sigh...If no one reviews this, I'll get rid of it somehow...

Here's the Third Episode...One Review would be nice....This Is rated PG-13 for A REASON. It contains quite a bit of swearing, and Pokemon Heroes Minor Spoilers.

PokeTalk​

A pokemon based talk show!!​

Micheal the Typhlosion: That has got to be the most stupid title I have ever seen. I mean, WHAT ELSE IS POKETALK GOING TO MEAN?!?!
Me: Buzz off Micheal, you’re annoying me. Which is perfectly normal. Yes, I’m back again. With another exciting tale from PokeTalk!!
Micheal the Typhlosion: Sponsored by Idiots Anonymous.
Me: Which is the group he leads.
Micheal the Typhlosion: …

Episode Three: Hoenn Legendaries

Typhlogirl: Hi Everyone! Today on PokeTalk, we have a highly exclusive chat with four of Hoenn’s most famous legendaries! Give it up for Latias, Kyogre, Groudon and Rayquaza!

Latias: Hiya ^_^

Kyogre: Charmed

Groudon: Need coffee

Rayquaza: My chair broke. Can I get another one?

Typhlogirl: That’s the biggest one we had. Too bad. Before we start, I just want to say I’m sorry about your brother Latias.

Latias: It’s okay. He gave his life for our beloved city, and I know he’s up there watching over me.

Typhlogirl: *pats her hand* So guys, what’s it like being a pokemon legend?

Latias: Fun. Sorta.

Kyogre: It would be alright if I could have just ONE peaceful sleep with some idiot waking me up. You can’t blame me for being a little ticked off.

Groudon: With cream. *twitches*

Rayquaza: Well since my existence is devoted to playing peace maker between two other legendaries, and having no other purpose for my life I guess you could say I’m depressed a lot.

Typhlogirl: Well, I hope this chat is breaking the monotony.

Rayquaza: No, it’s actually making me more depressed.

Typhlogirl: -_- Sorry to hear that. Could you guys explain your exact powers to our viewers?

Latias: Well, I can change shape using my down, and I’ve got powerful Psychic abilities. That’s pretty much it.

Groudon: Coffee. Coffee. Coffee.

Typhlogirl: SOMEONE GET THE POKEMON HIS COFFEE!!!!

Groudon: With cream.

Typhlogirl: Ooohhh no. I heard what happened to Team Aqua.

Kyogre: TEAM AQUA!?! WHERE ARE THEY?!?! *starts shooting water everywhere* I”LL DROWN THEM!!!

Typhlogirl: Kyogre! Please calm down!! They’re not here!

Kyogre: *calms down* Oh. Sorry about that.

Typhlogirl: *drenched* I’ve been wetter. Please, do DESCRIBE your powers. No examples.

Kyogre: Basically I’ve got the power to expand the ocean. I can use most water, ice and thunder attacks. I also have Psychic powers too. But I’m best known for my sea-expanding ability. Not that it matters, what with all the crap floating in the oceans…

Typhlogirl: Oh, you mean the rubbish and chemicals.

Kyogre: *blinks* No, I meant Team Aqua. What’s this about rubbish?!

Typhlogirl: *hurriedly* Nothing. How about you Rayquaza?

Rayquaza: Who cares? No one cares about me…

Typhlogirl: >_< Back to you Groudon.

Groudon: *with coffee* Well, I make the land bigger and dry up the oceans with my fire powers and stuff. Stupid oceans. They should be dried up. *sees Kyogre twitching dangerously*
Er, but that doesn’t mean I will!

Typhlogirl: I see. Well, each of you has a Team after you. What are your feelings towards that?

Rayquaza: I don’t have a Team after me. BECAUSE NO ONE CARES. *starts sobbing* I’M SO UNAPPRECIATED!!

Latias: Oh Rayquaza, please don’t cry. I care about you. I’ll be your friend.

Rayquaza: *sniffing* You will?

Latias: Yep! ^_^

Rayquaza: And you’ll come and visit me in Sky Pillar?

Latias: You bet! And I’ll bring flowers!!

Rayquaza: Thankyou! *cries again*

Typhlogirl: Aww, that’s sweet. Anyway, back to the question. Latias?

Latias: Oh, Team Rocket is just misunderstood. But it does make me angry that people always go after the legendaries. We’re just like normal pokemon. Just with unique abilities.

Typhlogirl: Terrible. Kyogre?

Kyogre: *gleefully* Oh, this is going to be FUN. Team Aqua. How do I describe Team Aqua in a way that’s not too nasty? Easy. STUPID F****** A**HOLES ALWAYS P****** ME OFF TRYING TO F****** EXPAND THE SEA!!!! Oh, and they’re led by THE BIGGEST F****** B****** EVER TO WALK THE F****** EARTH!!!

Typhlogirl: O_O; *to camera guy* You did bleep that out didn’t you?

Camera guy: What do you mean ‘bleep out?’ I’m still trying to find Zoom.

Typhlogirl: -_- I’m going to get some nasty letters tomorrow. Erm, what about you Groudon? *instantly regrets it*

Groudon: TEAM MAGMA?!? THOSE MOTHERF****** D*** H**** THAT WON’T LEAVE ME THE F*** ALONE?!
They’re okay.

Typhlogirl: o-O Yeeeeessss.

Rayquaza: No wonder they fight a lot. So much anger.

Kyogre: OH YEAH? WELL YOU’D BE P***** OFF TOO IF THIS GROUP OF-

Typhlogirl: *in hysterics* ENOUGH!!! This is a FAMILY show!! There are probably a ton of five year olds now asking their parents what F-U-C-K means! My ratings are totally gunna suffer! *ring sounds out* Oh crap. A caller.

Archie: Hi Typhlogirl. Can I have Groudon back now?

Typhlogirl: No. The show isn’t over yet.

Kyogre: *dangerously calm* May I please speak to Archie Typhlogirl?

Typhlogirl: Oookay. Just, please, no swearing.

Kyogre: *mechanically* Of. Course. Not. *picks up phone*
Archie?

Archie: Who’s that?

Kyogre: Can’t recognize me?

Archie: Errm. Just a sec. *hears Archie telling Grunt to switch on TV and turn to channel 14* Oh f***. Kyogre.

Kyogre: THAT’S RIGHT MOTHERF*****!!!! I’LL GET YOU, YOU SON OF A B****!!!

Typhlogirl: KYOGRE!!

Archie: EEEEEEEPP.

Kyogre: YOU HEAR ME? I’LL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU, YOU PIECE OF S***!!! GOODBYE!! *eats phone*

Typhlogirl: YOU JUST ATE MY PHONE!!!

Groudon: Worse! YOU JUST SPILLED MY COFFEE!! *attacks Kyogre*

*violent banging and crashing noises as the two pokemon fight*

Typhlogirl: *under chair* SECURITY!! SECURITY!!

Latias: *to Rayquaza* Shouldn’t you do something?

Rayquaza: This is beyond my power. *tosses glass of water at Groudon, making him angrier and causing him to bite Rayquaza’s tail*

Rayquaza: OOOWWW!! YOU’RE DEAD!! *joins fight*

Typhlogirl: *still under chair* This has been another episode of PokeTalk! Join me next time-*top is smashed off chair* if there is a next time!!!

PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[misskitty]

please continue it was good in a way.

 

[~*Ratiosu*~]

Very good! I actually am going to start one of these, and I am writing it on Microsoft Word and I will start soemtime this week, but this was good! I spotted very few spelling mistakes and I like when Latias became Rayquaza's friend, that was cute. So if you see something else like this, I didn't get it from you, don't worry!

Please update soon, and can you maybe put Latios in it sonehow? Even though he;s dead....

 

[lunic]

I really liked it.but in the secouned why couldent you let lance die?

 

[Imbrium]

Pretty funny. ^^ I didn't notice many mistakes in grammar/spelling... Latias didn't talk much. Oh well...

I like it, keep writing.

 

[Infinite Master Sceptile]

Very absurd. I loved the coffee-addict Groudon. You should have the Regis on the show. Or the Hoenn Elite Four. Whatever you do, do not scrap it!

 

[Typhlogirl]

YAYNESS!! REPLYS!! *crazy dance*

Well, since it seems ta be goin ok, heres Episode Four!!

PokeTalk​

A pokemon based Talkshow!​

Me: I’m back again!! I just want to add that I love all the characters that I interview. I just like making them say stupid things on my stupid talk show and make them act like stupid people.
Micheal the Typhlosion: How very stupid of you.
Me: *whacks Micheal*


Episode Four: The Johto Elite Four

Typhlogirl: Hi everyone. Yes, I would like to say that our studio survived the close encounter with three angry legendaries. Now we’re back, and today we’re interviewing Johto’s pride and joy, the Johto Elite Four!!

Will: More like three.

Typhlogirl: Well, Bruno was on a previous episode. It seemed stupid to bring him back.

Koga: Exactly. So drop it Will.

Will: Well then technically there are only three of us, so she should say-

Karen: Will, I am technically going to injure you if you don’t SHUT UP. *evil glare*

Will: *meeps* Yes maam.

Typhlogirl: Okay guys, so how do you like being in the Elite Four?

Will: We sit in a stuffy old room ALL day waiting for trainers with pathetic pokemon to come barging inside and challenge us to a battle, which we always win. How do you think we like it?

Koga: I quite like meditating in my room. The plastic trees are calming and help me concentrate.

Will: Thanks to ME for keeping the trainers away.

Karen: I sit in my dark room and think dark thoughts in the dark. Mostly about dark ways to torment Will, because he annoys me. *said darkly*

Typhlogirl: You seem quite pessimistic Karen.

Will: Oh please. She’s the most optimistic person in this entire rigged league. The producers were simply too lazy to create FOUR new trainers, so they just threw in a Kanto league person and an upgraded gym leader. So boring.

Koga: *glares at Will in evil ninja way*

Typhlogirl: -_-; I take it that you guys don’t get along that well…

Koga: *sarcastically* Ya think?

Will: I told you. Completely whacked. And don’t think Karen just sits there. She’s ALWAYS in Lance’s room.

Koga: *grins* Tell us Karen, on NATIONAL TV, just what do you and Lance do in his room?

Karen: ^_^; Er, nothing.

Will: Oh SUUUUREE you do nothing. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

Karen: *hits Will*

Typhlogirl: O-o Okay then…what do you guys do in your spare time?

Will: Spare time? What’s that?

Koga: Train my daughter to be a proficient ninja. She’s my replacement at the gym.

Karen: Spend time with my dark pokemon.

Typhlogirl: How did you guys become members of the league?

Will: Allow ME to answer that for Koga-

Koga: *tosses throwing star at Will* The board of directors upgraded me to Second Elite. It was the worst day of my life.

Karen: I was caught robbing Indigo Plateau. I beat off the police. But then that stupid Kanto Elite Four came and defeated me. Then they offered me a job when they saw how powerful I was. I will have my revenge though. They’ve doomed me to a life of torment here.

Typhlogirl: You don’t leave death threats do you?

Karen: All the time. I put one on their answering machine a few days ago when they weren’t there.

Typhlogirl: >_< You guys have such a vendetta against the Board for putting you in the Johto Elite Four. I’d kill to be a member.

Will: Good. You can kill me.

Typhlogirl: O_O;;

Koga: Ignore him. He’s very suicidal. No, Will. Give me the star Will. No, TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOUR THROAT!! IT’S SHARP!

Will: EXACTLY!! GOODBYE!! *raises throwing star to slit throat*

Typhlogirl: SECURITY!!!

*the Machokes with the tacky pink shirts come in and wrestle the metal object away from Will*

Typhlogirl: Thankyou. Back on track now people.

Will: You’ve doomed me.

Karen: Shut up. That’s your fourth attempt to kill yourself this week, and it’s only Tuesday.

Will: *cries* I WANT MY THROWING STAR!!

Koga: -_-;

Typhlogirl: Caller on Line 1!! Yes, we got a new phone.

Janine: Hello. May I please speak to my father?

Typhlogirl: I presume that’s Koga because I can’t imagine Will fathering children.

Will: Children? Ew!!

Typhlogirl: -_-; Here he is.

Janine: Father, we’ve got a problem.

Koga: Can it not wait?

Janine: Not really. Er, the gym trainers and I accidentally locked ourselves in the invisible maze. And we can’t get out.

Koga: Okay okay, I’ll come by later.

Janine: But we’ve been in here two days!! I’m starting to see things!! Very disturbing things…

Koga: >_<; *sighs* Alright I’ll be there in a minute.

Janine: Santa?

Typhlogirl and Koga: O_O;;;

Koga: I must go.

Typhlogirl: Understood. *Koga leaves*

Karen: Is this nearly over? *telephone rings*

Typhlogirl: PokeTalk, who is calling?

Lance: It’s me. We need Will, Koga and Karen NOW.

Karen: Can we extend the interview? I’ve just realized I’ve got a thousand other things to say.

Will: YOU’LL NEVER GET ME LANCE!!!! *runs through stage door* NEVER!!

Karen: I’m leaving too Typhlogirl. So sorry, but I need to disappear before Lance comes looking for us. You understand?

Typhlogirl: No problem. We’re out of time anyway.

*Karen leaves on Murkrow*

Typhlogirl: *to Lance* What exactly did you want?

Lance: *shocked* I just wanted to discuss giving them a pay rise. Oh well.

Typhlogirl: -_-; This has been another exciting episode of PokeTalk. Until next time….


PLEASE REVIEW, READ AND RATE!! - ;157;

 

[armaldo]

That was the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life! I've never laghed so hard!

 

[~*Ratiosu*~]

So I hope that I'm allowed to do one of these of my own? Because I said I had already typed it on MS Word long before you wrote this. But it was funny. Can you bring Latios back or something? I would LOVE to see how you would twist that around.

 

[Xiang]

This is just about the funniest I have EVER read in my life. Continue to amaze with you humor. (goes to howl with laughter in the background)

-Mizu ;144;

;144; : Bahahahaha! That was so funny!

Mizu, I already signed off. ¬¬

;144; : Oops, sorry. ^^;;

-Mizu ;144;

 

[armaldo]

Koga: *grins* Tell us Karen, on NATIONAL TV, just what do you and Lance do in his room?

Karen: ^_^; Er, nothing.

Will: Oh SUUUUREE you do nothing. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

Karen: *hits Will*

I wonder what DO they do in lances room...........

Typhlogirl: I presume that’s Koga because I can’t imagine Will fathering children.

me niether

 

[Typhlogirl]

WAHAHAHAH!!! REVIEWS!! U GUYS ROK!!! Yeah I've actually got six episodes in total. I need idea's for the seventh....but I can't do major charas like Ash and co., it doesn't work.

Keep teh reviews and rates coming guys!! Here's Episode Five, said to be one of the best.

PokeTalk
A pokemon based talk show!!​

Me: Micheal, why do you hate me?
Micheal the Typhlosion: I don’t hate you. I just hate everything you say, everything you do and everything you own. That’s all.
Me: Like you?
Micheal: …

Episode Five: The Hoenn Elite Four

Typhlogirl: Welcome back to PokeTalk! Today on our show, I’m interviewing the best trainers the region of Hoenn has to offer. Please make them feel welcome; Sidney, Phoebe, Glacia and Drake!! Say hello to our viewer’s guys.

Sidney: I don’t feel welcome anywhere.

Phoebe: I see dead people.

Glacia: It’s not cold enough in here. Turn the AC up!

Drake: I don’t even know why we’re here. NO ONE TELLS ME ANYTHING!!! *sobs*

Typhlogirl: Well…so guys, what’s it like being in the Hoenn’s top four trainers?

Sidney: Alright.

Phoebe: I can still see them. THEY’RE EVERYWHERE!! *cowers*

Glacia: Calm down Phoebe. No-ones there. That’s just a door. Hoenn’s okay. The climate is good for my pokemon.

Drake: *confused* What’s Hoenn?

Typhlogirl: O_O; Er, Hoenn is where you live Drake.

Drake: What? See, no one tells me anything. I can’t even spell my name.

Sidney: Consider yourself lucky then. *miserable*

Typhlogirl: Well, at least you guys get along better than the Johto Elite. How long have you know each other?

Sidney: It doesn’t matter. My existence will end soon anyway.

Phoebe: Can take out my Dusclops?

Glacia: Forget the Dusclops Phoebe. I arrived in Hoenn about two months ago. I’ve known these guys for one.

Drake: Is this how you spell my name? *hold up sign saying
G Q T S*

Typhlogirl: O-o No Drake, that’s not it. Keep trying. Why do you train the types that you do?

Sidney: Dark equals depressed which equals me. You do the math.

Phoebe: It’s kinda a family tradish to train ghosts.

Glacia: Ice pokemon have their own way of life. It intrigues me.

Drake: How about this! * P I G S*

Typhlogirl: *sighs* No Drake. That spells Pigs. Try again. But first, could you tell us why you train dragons? I hear they are hard to train. I know my Salamence is.

Drake: Um, well I guess they offer insight to life. If you aren’t spiritually sound, you can’t train them properly to bring out their full potential.

Typhlogirl: Interesting. Okay, I know that the Kanto Elite have some issues with money. Are you guys well paid?

Sidney: Whatever money I receive disappears quickly. DON’T ask what on.

Phoebe: It’s enough to buy some CD’s and go to a couple of movies. Has anyone seen Gardevoir Magic? It’s really cute! The effects are awesome. Dark Dragonite is kinda scary. But still good if you like that sorta thing.

Glacia: I don’t do it for the money. I saw Dark Dragonite. Really disturbing, but a good story. Gardevoir Magic was good. Have you seen Ancient Song? The one about the Lugia who-

Typhlogirl: *interrupts* Er, guys? Back to the question please.

Drake: How about this? * S N O T*

Typhlogirl: >_< No Drake, that says Snot. Have another try.

Phoebe: Ooooohh, Ancient Song was so sad! I was crying at the end!

Glacia: I know! I felt so sorry for that poor Lugia. It was so tormented.

Sidney: *mutters* I know the feeling.

Phoebe: What about the part when-

Typhlogirl: *clears throat*

Phoebe and Glacia: Sorry. ^_^;

Typhlogirl: -_- Let’s try another question. If you guys weren’t League trainers, what would you be?

Sidney: I don’t want to think about it.

Phoebe: Errm…probably a Pokemon Tombstone Designer. I like that sort of thing. I’ve made some really nice ones.

Glacia: A model. Because I’m worth it.

Drake: I’ve got it this time! *S H I T*

Typhlogirl: NO DRAKE, THAT SPELLS…I CANT TELL YOU WHAT THAT SPELLS BECAUSE OF THE INABILITY OF MY CAMERAMEN TO BLEEP OUT BAD LANGUAGE!!
TRY AGAIN!!!

Sidney: I gave up trying a long time ago. Too much effort.

Phoebe: Damn right you don’t. You don’t even try to defeat any of the challengers. I’m always the one defeating them. You’re gunna get kicked out soon.

Sidney: REALLY?!?! THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!! WHEEEEEE!!!

Typhlogirl: WHY DO YOU GUYS HATE BEING IN THE LEAGUE?!?! I DON’T GET IT!!! *phone rings* You know the drill.

First mate: Is Captain Drake there?

Typhlogirl: Unfortunately. Speak.

First mate: Er, Captain sir?

Drake: Since when was I a Captain?

First mate: Er, for fifteen years sir.

Drake: Why yes, I suppose I was!

First mate: Anyway, we have a problem with the ship.

Drake: What’s the problem?

First mate: We’re taking on water.

Drake: Oh well, just patch it up with some glue!!

First mate: O-o Um, but Captain Drake sir, the water’s coming into the cargo hold. THE CARGO HOLD.

Drake: *suddenly gets it* WHAT?? THE CARGO HOLD? YOU MEAN ALL THE…CARGO…IS GETTING WET? WET??

First mate: Yes sir.

Drake: AHHHH!!!! THERE WAS A FORTUNE OF DRUGS DOWN THERE!!!

Group:

Drake: O_O;;; Erm…did I say drugs? I meant…drapes. Yes. Drapes. Heh heh heh…

First mate: No you didn’t sir. We’re carrying-

Drake: DRAPES!!! HEAPS AND HEAPS OF DRAPES!!! DRAPES!!!

First mate: No we’re not, we’re carrying-

Drake: *hangs up phone before mate can finish* Stupid boy must be drunk again! HAHAHAHA!!!

Typhlogirl: Er, whatever you say Drake. Whatever you say.

Glacia: Wow. Drake drug smuggling. Interesting.

Typhlogirl: Great. Just what my ratings need. More mature themes. *phone rings* Yet another one.

Steven: Hello Typhlogirl. I’m calling to ask about the Elite Four. Are they there?

Typhlogirl: Right here. Did you want to talk to them?

Steven: Yes please.

Typhlogirl: It’s your funeral.

Steven: Trust me, I know. When are you four getting back? You’re replacements are being thrashed. I told you to pick good ones.

Sidney: Mine was good!

Steven. It was a rock.

Sidney: Nothings good enough for you is it?

Steven: O_O; Er, right. Phoebe, I know you trained you Sableye well, but it can’t stand up to five pokemon.

Phoebe: Oh well. It happens. *shrugs*

Steven: And Glacia, you didn’t have a replacement!

Glacia: I’m irreplaceable. *flicks hair*

Steven: O-o Yeeeees. And Drake, the fact that you rigged your room to explode when someone walked in wasn’t what I wanted!

Drake: *confused* I never rigged my room!

Everyone: O_O;;;

Steven: WTF was that explosion then?

Drake: I dunno.

Steven: *really disturbed now* Er, thanks for the chat, but I gotta go! *hangs up*

Typhlogirl: We’re practically out of time. Everyone, the Hoenn Elite Four!

Sidney: NOOOO!! DON’T APPLAUDE!! AHHHH!! *covers ears*

Phoebe: *getting out walkman*

Glacia: Now I’ve got to work out how we’re getting back…

Drake: I HAVE IT!! *shows sign to Typhlogirl and is about to put in front of camera when she attacks him*

Typhlogirl: DON’T SHOW THEM THAT WORD!!! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER EPISODE OF POKETALK!! SEE YOU NEXT TIME!! GIMME THE SIGN DRAKE!!!

Drake: AHHHH!! Don’t hurt me!

Whadda yall think? Episode Six very soon!!

 

[~*Ratiosu*~]

That was a really good one! So I take it you're not putting in Latios? I don't wanna pester you, but I am his #1 fan...I liked Drake with the signs.

WAIT! I have a better idea. Can you put ME in one of the episodes? PLEASE! Can I be an assistant! But I wanna actually be sensible...^^;; like you only there for a day or two or a million...Please?

^_^ ^^;;

 

[Infinite Master Sceptile]

;321;
The Wailord of Approval
For extra randomness.
Thanks for using my idea. How about you have Team Rocket's Pokemon on?Leave out Meowth, though. Just Chimecho, Dustox, Wobbuffet, Seviper, and Cacnea.

 

[armaldo]

2-things.

1. Bring the regi's in, that would be interesting.

2. I don't expect the ratings to go up anytime soon, but i'd still watch it.

 

[Shadowcat]

It is so funny. i died of laughter while reading it. When Drake spelled P I G and S H I T was hilarious.

 

[Typhlogirl]

WAHAHA!! Reviews make me happy. I apologise about the faulty link in my sig -_-. The Pokemon Rebellion should work now.

Here's chap Six!!

PokeTalk
A pokemon based talk show!!​

Typhlogirl: I’m seriously thinking about getting a new sidekick pokemon. A NICE ONE.
Micheal the Typhlosion: Yeah? Well, I’m thinking about getting a new trainer. A SMART ONE.
Typhlogirl: You can’t. You’re trapped. He he.
Micheal the Typhlosion: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Typhlogirl: That was lame.
Micheal the Typhlosion: Yes. Yes it was.

Episode Six: Rejected Champions-to-be

Typhlogirl: Hello again and welcome to the sixth instalment of PokeTalk!!! On this episode, we have the sadly unfortunate of the trainers who challenged the pokemon league, or came close to it. Please welcome, Blue, Silver and Wally!!!

Blue: …

Silver: Why am I here? I never wanted to challenge the league.

Wally: Hi

Typhlogirl: *ignores Silver* So guys, what are your feelings on your league situation?

Blue: Kill….

Typhlogirl: O-O An interesting starting comment...oh well, what about you Silver?

Silver: Can I leave?

Typhlogirl: No. Answer the question.

Silver: But-

Typhlogirl: ANSWER THE QUESTION. *evil glare*

Silver: *very, very scared* Er…I’m training?

Typhlogirl: Very good. And you, Wally?

Wally: Oh, I’m gunna train till I’m strong enough to challenge the league, like my idol Ruby. ^_^

Typhlogirl: Sounds like a plan. You don’t seem to resent Ruby in any way. I hope all of you feel like that.

Blue: *twitches*

Typhlogirl: O-o Or…not?

Blue: OF COURSE NOT!!!! *roared*

Typhlogirl: *falls backwards in shock*

Silver: O_O;

Wally: Eeeeeee….

Blue: THAT B*****D STOLE MY GLORY!!!!! I’LL KILL HIM!!!

Typhlogirl: And the ratings go dooowwwwwwwnnnn…

Silver: This is why I like Johto

Wally: Whoa. So much anger. YOU MUST FIND PEACE GRASSHOPPER. *goes into lotus position*

Typhlogirl, Blue and Silver:

Wally: What? I like yoga.

Blue: I’m not a grasshopper.

Typhlogirl: -_- A surprise a minute with these guys…

Silver: Can I use a life line?

Typhlogirl: Where’s a caller when you need one….NEW QUESTION! Do any of you have favourite pokemon?

Blue: My Venusaur. It’s Vine Whip will slowly choke the life outta that-

Typhlogirl: *loudly* AND YOU SILVER?!!

Silver: I like my Sneasel. And my Feraligatr.

Wally: My Gardevoir and I have a special connection.

Typhlogirl: Gardevoir happens to be one of my favourite pokemon too! Mines very cute. *is happy* But Typhlosion takes preference.

Silver: I hate Typhlosion. It’s ugly.

Typhlogirl: *through gritted teeth* Everyone has their own opinion…NO MICHEAL!!!!!

*Micheal the Typhlosion leaps onto Silver in a blaze of fire*

Typhlogirl: MICHEAL!!! STOP!! NO!! SECURITY!!!

*The Machokes with the pink shirts (now with matching sombreros) drag the furious pokemon off a battered Silver*

Silver: x_x *bleeding*

Typhlogirl: MICHEAL!!!! THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!!! Are you ok Silver? I’m so sorry!! *glares at Micheal*

Micheal the Typhlosion: He said he hated Typhlosions!!

Typhlogirl: Oh, and viciously mauling him will make him change his mind of course!!!

Micheal the Typhlosion: I dunno. You’re supposed to do the thinking.

Typhlogirl: JUST…GO BACK WITH THE OTHERS WILL YOU!! *Micheal stomps off*

Silver: Oooohhhh…my head…

Typhlogirl: *bouncing up and down frantically* Are you okay?

Blue: *gets out mini voice recorder* Memo to Self concerning demise of Red: Sick a Typhlosion on him. *turns off* That makes 3756 memos!!!!

Wally: You are yet to find peace young watermelon….oooooohohhhmmmmmmm….

Blue: Whatever voodoo boy

Silver: *beaten and bleeding from twenty places* Ohh…this is gunna smart in the morning….

Typhlogirl: *sweating* Well...eh heh heh…*phone rings* THANK GOD!!

Woman’s Voice: Is Wally there?

Typhlogirl: Yes

Woman: WALLY!!! Come home now!!! You’ve been away too long and your father and I are worried sick! It doesn’t take two months to go to the store!!

Wally: Ah. The preaching carrots return.

Woman: No excuses young man you come back home now so-

Wally: *slams phone* Such violence. It’s bad karma. Next please.

Typhlogirl: Alrighty…When do you guys intend to challenge the league?

Blue: When Red gets what’s coming to him.

Silver: Never…

Wally: When I’m spiritually strong enough.

Typhlogirl: *pleased that interview is going smoothly again* Interesting. Do you guys have any other plans?

Blue: Well, I’m supposed to be filling my grandfather’s pokedex, but he can wait. I have to get revenge first.

Silver: Well, I’m aiming to find my mother or father. I’ve been bounced from foster home to foster home and I’m sick of it. I think I need a doctor….

Typhlogirl: You’ll survive.

Silver: But-

Typhlogirl: YOU’LL SURVIVE. *evil glare*

Silver: ….O-o….

Wally: I intend to find complete inner peace. Oh, and visit my relatives if I remember.

Typhlogirl: Good. *phone rings* We have a second caller!!

Red: Hello Typhlogirl.

Typhlogirl: Red! Erm, I don’t think this is a particularly good time…

Blue: RED!!! *tries to get phone away from Typhlogirl*

Typhlogirl: GET OFF ME!! It’s a speaker phone you dolt!

Blue: Oh. Sorry. ^_^;

Red: Look, Blue, do you think you could stop with the murder attempts?

Blue: NEVER!! NOT EVEN AFTER YOU’RE DEAD!!!

Red: -_- Well, you’re not doing a very good job. I mean, you put chilli in the milk.

Blue: AH HAH!! I KNEW THAT WOULD WORK!

Red: No. It didn’t. All it did was give Bruno an allergic reaction.

Blue: …oh. Well, my Itching powder in your bed would have driven you to insanity!!

Red: -_-; You didn’t put it in my bed. You put it in Lance’s.

Blue: Oops. Er, well…blowing up the TV would have definitely killed you!!

Red: -_-;;; No, all that did was make Lorelei and Agatha miss their soapies.

Blue: Oh dear.

Red: Yeah, so the Elite Four is after your blood. Thought I would just warn you. *click*

Blue: *blinks*

Typhlogirl: Well, at least they can’t get in here until after the interview.

Blue: Yeah. That’s good.

*loud bang*

Wally: Ah. Guess again Brussels sprouts.

Blue: O_O’

Typhlogirl: Oh crud…

*Kanto Elite Four storm in, Lance furiously scratching all over his body, Bruno unrecognisable because of huge boils all over his face, and Agatha and Lorelei wielding a sword cane and a fire poker. All have murderous looks on their faces*

Blue: Oh dear.

Wally: *gleefully* You’re in trouble.

Lance: BLUE!!

Bruno: MMGMGMFF!!!

Agatha and Lorelei: WE’LL KILL YOU!!!

Blue: *girly scream*

*violent battle ensues*

Typhlogirl: *angry* Can we tone it down a bit PLEASE!?! OI!!! DON’T MAKE ME SPRAY YOU WITH A HOSE!!!

Silver: Someone call an ambulance!

Typhlogirl: You’re compassionate.

Silver: No, for me. I’m losing consciousness.

Typhlogirl: *checks watch* We are out of time!! SECURITY!!!

*Machokes join the fight*

Typhlogirl: NO YOU IDIOTS!! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE STOPPING THEM!! MICHEAL, NO!!!

*Micheal the Typhlosion attacks Silver again*

Silver: HELP ME!!!

Typhlogirl: THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER EPISODE OF POKETALK!! I NEED A NEW CAREER!!!

Wally: OOOooooohhhhmmmmmm…


EDIT: Yes, I know in the manga that Blue's proper name is Green. Yes, I now know that Red is the one with the Venasaur. JUST WORK WITH ME HERE.

 

[Shadowcat]

Good Hilarious!
When will we have Sapphire, Crystal and Green come in! green has Blastoise, Sapphire has Blaziken and Crystal has Meganium! They are all girls!