Schadenfreude, perhaps?
At any rate, porn is something that really never caught my interest. I don't really care all that much for watching two people have obviously fake sex in front of a camera. Unless it involves lesbians, because that's hot no matter what. Well, unless there's something generally found disgusting, like scat, or a scene from
The Human Centipede. Seriously, that would be messed up, like pedophilia, which reminds me of this one time I walked on a girl sexing up a baby in a parking lot and thought "Lucky little ba
stard" because that girl was as hot as Marilyn Monroe. Speaking of which, her death's anniversary was 17 days ago, which, as the great wizards foretold years ago after the extinction of the dinosaurs, means that someone incredibly hot will be born on this day. Well, they won't be hot
now, but they will be in a few years. Oh, and speaking of dinosaurs, we should probably keep a very close eye on the cost of our insurance, we don't want to go extinct like they did. Oh! That reminds me that there's a new Jurassic Park movie coming out soon, I hope they don't jump the Megalodon. And that was an awesome dinosaur, Megalodon, I mean. It was all like "rawr I'm going to eat you" and then it ate a whale to show that it could very well eat you. Which reminds me that I'm rather hungry. I should probably get around to cooking something. I want a sandwich, but I'm out of meat, unfortunately. And I can't really drive to the store to get some. It's rather sad, really. Speaking of sad things, I should probably rewatch
Clannad. Man, that's a good anime. It's not as good as Pandora Hearts, to be honest, but it's still really good. Speaking of Alice in Wonderland based material, I should probably get around to watching that Tim Burton version. I wonder if it's any good...Hopefully it's as satisfying as making fun of idiots over the Internet. And speaking of porn, did you know that only about 1% of the Internet is porn? Well, if TVTropes can be believed, and I feel fairly certain that they can, after all, they are right about most things. Except when it comes to music, they aren't very good at that, but that's probably because they aren't devoted to music like Last.FM and whatnot is. Seriously, it's like every site in the world that isn't devoted to music cannot define genres. It gets rather annoying after a while, like reading the things said by stupid people on the Internet. And trolls, but I'm fairly certain most of them are just stupid. Otherwise, Sarah Palin is considered a troll, and no way in hell can Sarah Palin be a troll. If Sarah Palin's a troll, then I'm a sheep. And I don't want to be a sheep, because I have a friend from New Zealand. And being a sheep around a Kiwi is almost as stupid as being a Jew around a Nazi. But nowhere near as stupid as being a Jewish Sheep around a Nazi Kiwi. Because that's not going to end well for you, like this topic isn't going to end well. But hey, it's a thread in Misc, what are you gonna do? Well, I suppose you could try making it not terrible, but that requires effort, and I know how you Miscers hate effort. But most good things require effort, and the ones that don't are generally caused by things out of your hands. Like rainbows, or sugar gliders. Seriously, those things are cute. They almost compete with cats in terms of cuteness. CATS! Those are, like, the patron saint of cute. Or is that Lain (Serial Experiments Lain) in a bear suit? I'm not sure. Maybe they share the title. Like two political parties under a coalition, or the laser and shark parts of a laser shark. They both share the reward, and the effort. And speaking of things Misc. lacks, Cracked is very funny at times. Maybe it's the d
ick jokes. If so, you guys should make more jokes referencing male sex organs. Or at least their use in porn, because, well, this is the porn thread, which reminds me that I don't really care much for porn, because I never found the idea of two people having fake, emotionless sex in front of a camera appealing. So yeah, I don't care for porn, but I'm not against it. Unless it's girl on girl, then I will probably like it.
) I don't think porn is bad, either, to an extent. Teens will be teens, whether its finding their parents mags, to finding it on the internet. More and more people, that are younger even, are discovering it, and experimenting with it too... in both good ways and bad.
