Post an INSANE lie about the user above you

[Auraninja]

The above user considers Spongebob to be their waifu.

 

[Ascended Dialga]

The above user is Serena's fahx.

 

[Nerdy McNerdface]

The above user is a Descended Palkia.

 

[DracosWulfgar]

The above user is very shy but secretly the leader of clown fae

 

[Ascended Dialga]

The above user hates snuggling with dragons.

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

The above user is currently planning to force eighteen Disney villains to play Survivor.

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

The user above is one of Loki's monstrous offspring.

 

[Nerdy McNerdface]

The above user lives on Horrible Tower. And they're a Cresselia.

Edit: ninja'd

The above user is a Mienfoo.

 

[Celestial Moth]

The above user is NOT a nerd.

 

[Void Ventus]

The above user IS a nerd.

 

[Nerdy McNerdface]

The above user IDENTIFIES as a nerd, but ISNT, but CAN be on Wednesdays.

 

[Alatar VGC]

The above user has May and Steven in their sig.

 

[Nerdy McNerdface]

The above user hates Competitive battling.

 

[Shadow_Lugia_XD001]

The above user actually hates all their favourite characters listed in their sig.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Actually despises all Lugia!

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

The above user can eat ten plates of Superspicy Curry without breathing fire.

 

[Void Ventus]

The above user thinks all wildlife should be replaced by robots.

 

[Nerdy McNerdface]

The above user prefers Iris to Drayden.

 

[Shadow_Lugia_XD001]

The above user is an actual Lucario.

 

[Ascended Dialga]

The above user would do everything in her power to prevent Sinnoh remakes from happening.