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Master of Puppets - Metallica

End of passion play, crumbling away
I'm your source of self-destruction
Veins that pump with fear, sucking darkest clear
Leading on your deaths' construction

Taste me you will see
More is all you need
You're dedicated to
How I'm killing you

Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master
Master

Master of puppets I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master

Needlework the way, never you betray
Life of death becoming clearer
Pain monopoly, ritual misery
Chop your breakfast on a mirror

Taste me you will see
More is all you need
You're dedicated to
How I'm killing you

Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master
Master

Master of puppets I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master

Master, master, where's the dreams that I've been after?
Master, master, you promised only lies
Laughter, laughter, all I hear or see is laughter
Laughter, laughter, laughing at my cries

Hell is worth all that, natural habitat
Just a rhyme without a reason
Neverending maze, drift on numbered days
Now your life is out of season

I will occupy
I will help you die
I will run through you
Now I rule you too

Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master
Master

Master of puppets I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
 

noobers

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came for

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
And you know sometimes words have two meanings
In a tree by the brook there's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

There's a feeling I get when I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for leaving
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees
And the voices of those who stand looking

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forest will echo with laughter

And it makes me wonder

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen

Yes there are two paths you can go by
but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on

Your head is humming and it won't go in case you don't know
The piper's calling you to join him
Dear lady can't you hear the wind blow and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came for


And she's buying a stairway to heaven, uh uh uh.
 

Poison13

Poison Master
Fat Lip by Sum 41

Stormin' through the party like my name was El nino
When I'm hangin' out drinkin' in the back of an El Camino
As a kid, I was a skid and no one knew me by name
I trashed my own house party 'cuz nobody came

Now, I know I'm not the one you thought you knew back in high School
Never goin' never showin' up when we had to
Attention that we crave don't tell us to behave
I'm sick of always hearin' act your age

I don't wanna waste my time
Become another casualty of society
I'll never fall in line
Become another victim of your conformity
And back down

Be-cuz you don't
Know us at all we laugh when old people fall
But what would you expect with a conscience so small?
Heavy metal and mullets it's how we were raised
Maiden and priest were the gods that we praised

'Cuz we like havin' fun at other people's expense and
Cuttin' people down is just a minor offense then
It's none of your concern, I guess I'll never learn
I'm sick of bein' told to wait my turn

Don't count on me, to let you know when
Don't count on me, I'll do it again
Don't count on me, it's the point you're missin'
Don't count on me, cause I'm not listenin'

Well I'm a no goodnick lower middle class brat,
Back packed and I don't give a **** about nothin'
You be standin' on the corner talkin' all that kufuffin
But you don't make sense from all the gas you be huffin'
Then if the egg don't stain you'll be ringin' off the hook
You're on the hit list wanted in the telephone book
I like songs with distortion, to drink in proportion
The doctor said my mom should have had an abortion.......

Waste my time with them
Casualty of society
Waste my time again
Victim of your conformity
And back down
 

Brettt

satirist
Fat Lip by Sum 41

Stormin' through the party like my name was El nino
When I'm hangin' out drinkin' in the back of an El Camino
As a kid, I was a skid and no one knew me by name
I trashed my own house party 'cuz nobody came

Now, I know I'm not the one you thought you knew back in high School
Never goin' never showin' up when we had to
Attention that we crave don't tell us to behave
I'm sick of always hearin' act your age

I don't wanna waste my time
Become another casualty of society
I'll never fall in line
Become another victim of your conformity
And back down

Be-cuz you don't
Know us at all we laugh when old people fall
But what would you expect with a conscience so small?
Heavy metal and mullets it's how we were raised
Maiden and priest were the gods that we praised

'Cuz we like havin' fun at other people's expense and
Cuttin' people down is just a minor offense then
It's none of your concern, I guess I'll never learn
I'm sick of bein' told to wait my turn

Don't count on me, to let you know when
Don't count on me, I'll do it again
Don't count on me, it's the point you're missin'
Don't count on me, cause I'm not listenin'

Well I'm a no goodnick lower middle class brat,
Back packed and I don't give a **** about nothin'
You be standin' on the corner talkin' all that kufuffin
But you don't make sense from all the gas you be huffin'
Then if the egg don't stain you'll be ringin' off the hook
You're on the hit list wanted in the telephone book
I like songs with distortion, to drink in proportion
The doctor said my mom should have had an abortion.......

Waste my time with them
Casualty of society
Waste my time again
Victim of your conformity
And back down
I'm learning that song on drums atm.
 

JenROCKET

Member
As The World Falls Down - David Bowie

There's such a sad love
Deep in your eyes, a kind of pale jewel
Open and closed within your eyes
I'll place the sky within your eyes

There's such a fooled heart
Beating so fast in search of new dreams
A love that will last within your heart
I'll place the moon within your heart

As the pain sweeps through
Makes no sense for you
Every thrill has gone
Wasn't too much fun at all
But I'll be there for you
As the world falls down

Falling
(As the world) Falling down
Falling in love

I'll paint you mornings of gold
I'll spin you Valentine evenings
Though we're strangers till now
We're choosing the path between the stars
I'll leave my love between the stars

As the pain sweeps through
Makes no sense for you
Every thrill has gone
Wasn't too much fun at all
But I'll be there for you
As the world falls down

Falling
(As the world) Falling down
Falling
As the world falls down
Falling
Falling
Falling
Falling in love
As the world falls down
(down) Falling
Falling
Falling
Falling in love
As the world falls down

Falling
Falling
Falling

Makes no sense at all
Makes no sense to fall
Falling
As the world falls down
Falling
Falling
Falling in love
As the world falls down
(down) Falling
Falling
Falling in love
Falling in love (love)
Falling in love
Falling in love
Falling in love
 

xXBloodstainedLieXx

IT'S ALL THE RAGE!
Stockholm Syndrome - Blink 182

This is the first!
(thing I remember)
Now it's the last!
(thing left on my mind)
Afraid of the dark!
(do you hear me whisper?)
An empty heart!
(replaced with paranoia)
Where do we go?
(life's temporary)
After we're gone?
(like new years resolutions)
Why is this hard?
(do you recognize me?)
I know I'm wrong!
(but I can't help believin')

I'm so lost
I'm barely here
I wish I could explain myself
But words escape me
It's too late
To save me
You're too late
You're too late

You're cold with disappointment
While I'm drowning in the next room
The last contagious victim of this plague between us
I'm sick with apprehension
I'm crippled from exhaustion
And I dread the moment when you finally come to kill me

This is the first!
(thing I remember)
Now it's the last!
(thing left on my mind)
Afraid of the dark!
(do you hear me whisper?)
An empty heart!
(replaced with paranoia)
Where do we go?
(life's temporary)
After we're gone?
(like new years resolutions)
Why is this hard?
(do you recognize me?)
I know I'm wrong!
(but I can't help believin')
 

Leomon

The digital warrior
Blessed union of souls - Brother my brother

Brother my brother
Tell me what are fighting for
We've got to end this war
We should love one another
Oh, can't we just pretend
This war never began
We can try
Brother my brother

We face each other from different sides
The anger burns can't remember why
It's kindof crazy to cause so much pain
Our foolish pride makes us hate this way

We watch our world fall apart
Tell me what good is winning
When you lose your heart

Brother my brother
Tell me what are fighting for
Isn't life worth so much more
We should love one another
Oh, can't we just pretend
This war never began
Tell me why
Brother my brother

Yes
We can try
Brother my brother
Yes

Let's take a moment and look deep inside
And say we'll learn to give love a try
When matters differ as we seem to be
There's so much more to me than what you see

You don't have to be this way
Think about the consequences
Turn around and walk away

Brother my brother
Tell me what are fighting for
Isn't life worth so much more
We should love one another
Oh, can't we just pretend
This war never began
Tell me why
Brother my brother

Brother my brother
Tell me what are fighting for
Isn't life worth so much more
We should love one another
Oh, can't we just pretend
This war never began
Tell me why
Brother my brother
 

xXBloodstainedLieXx

IT'S ALL THE RAGE!
XO - Fall Out Boy

I comb the crowd and pick you out
My mouth moves too fast for you to figure it out
It starts eyes closed to fingers crossed
To "I swear, I say”
To "I swear, I say"

To hands between legs, to “whatever it takes”
To drinks at the club to the bar
To the keys to your car
To hotel stairs to the emergency exit door,noo

To the love, I left my conscience pressed
Between the pages of the Bible in the drawer
“What did it ever do for me” I say...(I say...I say...I say...)
It never calls me when I'm down
Love never wanted me
But I took it anyway
Put your ear to the speaker
And choose love or sympathy
But never both
Love never wanted me

“I hoped you choked
And crashed your car”
Hey “tear catcher”, that's all that you are
And ever were
From the start
I swear, I say
(I swear, I say)


To hands between legs, to "whatever it takes too"
Drinks at the club to the bar
To the keys to your car
To hotel stairs to the emergency exit door, no
To the "love", I left my conscience pressed
Between the pages of the Bible in the drawer
"What did it ever do for me" I say... (I say... I say... I say...)
It never calls me when I'm down
Love never wanted me
But I took it anyway
Put your ear to the speaker
And choose love or sympathy
But never both, no

To the "love" I left my conscience pressed
Through the keyhole, I watched you dress
Kiss and tell
Loose lips sink ships

To the "love" I left my conscience pressed
Through the keyholes, I watched you dress
Kiss and tell
Loose lips sink ships

To the "love" I left my conscience pressed[x3]
Between the pages of the Bible in the drawer
"What did it ever do for me" I say
 

SlipKnoT

Well-Known Member
Love? - Strapping Young Lad

March

Love, is a way of feeling
Love, is a way of feeling less alone
So what's all the fuss about?

Love, the paradox of needing
Oh love, make way for breeding

I know what I stand for; I stand for me

I'll wait for the night to come
So far, suicide at home
For I'm not the man you know
This love, it's about control

Oh what a feeling
Oh what a feeding
Know the chosen ones are here
All hail

I'll wait for the night to come
So far, suicide at home
For I'm not the man you know
This love, it's about control

All in the name of love
All in the name of love
All in the name of love
 

pokefan

Well-Known Member
The Phrase That pays by the academy is...

My eyes can't believe what they have seen
In the Corner Of Your room
You've stockpiled millions of my memories
Oh Doctor Doctor i must have gotten this sick somehow
I'm going to ask you a series of questions
and i want them answered on the spot right now
"Is It Serious ?
I'm Afraid it is.
Am I gonna Die?"
"Well son death is gonna catch up to all one day
But yours is coming quicker than ours ,than ours"
Somethings I may have taken for granted again and again
Well here's what was said then
Hold your head high Heavy Heart
SO Take a Chance and make it big
Cause it's the last you'll ever get
If we don't take it when will we make it
I make plans to break plans
and i've been planning something big planning something big, planning.
I never tried to make the best of my time
when i thought that i had plenty of it
Is it serious?
I don't know what to think
Is it all a lie
Well one thing's for sure
I'm taken back to the Glory days
when we were kids without a brash or bitter thing to say
Now my life is one big make it or break it
Hold your head high heavy heart
Save your Strength For the morning after
Take a chance and make it big
cause it's the last you'll ever get
If we don't take it when will we make it
I make plans to break plans
And i've been planning something big , planning something big , planning.
Take a chance and make it big
cause it's the last you''ll ever get
If we don't take it when will we make it
I make plans to break plans
and i've been planning something big , planning something big, planning
Hold your head high heavy heart
Save your Strength for the morning after
So take a chance and make it big
If we don't take it when will we make it
I make plans to break plans
and i've been planning something big , planning something big, planning
So take a chance and make it big
cause it's the last you'll ever get
If we don't take it when will we make it
I make plans to break plans
and i've been planning something big, planning something big , planning
 

wants_latios_lots

I miss you Maddie <3
Pootermobile- Five Iron Frenzy
*5-second instrumental intro*
Pootermobile.

Oh, another one.
Crayons Can Melt on us For all I Care- Relient K
I
just wasted
ten seconds of your life
.
 

piplup911

Piplup is cool
wow I will stand out after this one!
Fergilicious by stacy fergison(Fergie)

Fergilicious Defenetion make them boys go loco,
they want my treasures so they get them plesures from my photo,
you can see me,
you cant sqeeze me,
I aint easy,
I ain't sleezy,
I got reasons why I tease them
boys just come and go like seasons,
Fergilicous,
(so delicious)
but I ain't permiscous,
and if you were suspicious,
oh that sh*t is pitious,
I blow kisses,
(mmmmmouuuaaa),
That puts them boys on rock-rock,
and they be linin' down the block,
just watch what got,

dos, tres, two, uno,
my body stay vicious,
I be up in the gym,
just workin' on my fitness,
he my witness,
(ooooohhhhh weeeee!),
that puts them boys on rock-rock,
and they be linin' down the block,
just to watch what I got,

D to the E,L,I,C,I,O,US,
D to the E,L,I,C,I,O,U,S,
D to the E,L,I,C,I,O,U,S,
D to the, to the,
HIT IT FERGIE!

all the time I turn around,
brothers gather round,
I was lookin at my up and down, lookin at my (uhhhhhhh),
I just wanna say it now,
I ain't tryin to round up drama little mama,
I don't wanna take yo man,
But I keep on repeatin how the boys wanna eat it,
and i'm tryin to tell,
that I can't be treated like Clauntell,
cause they say she delicious,
(so deliocious)
but I ain't permiscous,
and if you were suspisious,
oh that sh*t is petitous,
I blow kisses,
(mmmmwaaahhh)
and that puts them boys on rock-rock,
and they be linin down the block,
just watch what I got!

there is more but i forgot how the rest goes
 

xXBloodstainedLieXx

IT'S ALL THE RAGE!
Black Label - Lamb Of God

The human condition is inherit claustrophobia.
Compression of my space made complete.
I would rip out my own entrails by hand just to be alone.
Inanity rolls total through this sphere.
Ostracized for clarity of vision.
A dream unrealized of solitudethat i should decend into autonomy
& know the pain of fellowship no more. I feel nothing but a lack of space.
Paradox of socialization results in duress.
Rife with hostility, what has caused me so much hate?
Humanity. Exterminate with extreme predjudice.
 
It depends on my mood...but right now I'm happy, excited, and hyperactive...so....DANI CALIFORNIA!
Getting born in the state of Mississippi
Papa was a copper and mama was a hippie
In Alabama she would swing a hammer
Price you gotta pay when you break the panorama
She never knew that there was anything more than poor
What in the world does your company take me for

Black bandana, sweet Louisiana
robbin' all a bank in the state of Indiana
She's a runner, rebel and a stunner
On her merry way sayin; baby whatcha gonna
Lookin' down the barrel of a hot metal 45
Just another way to survive

California rest in peace
Simultaneous release
California show your teeth
She's my priestess, I'm your priest
YEAH, YEAH

She's a lover baby and a fighter
Shoulda seen it coming when it got a little brighter
With a name like Dani California
The day was gonna come when I was gonna mourn ya
A little loaded, she was stealing another breath
I love my baby to death

California rest in peace
Simultaneous release
California show your teeth
She's my priestess, I'm your priest
YEAH, YEAH

Who knew the other side of you?
Who knew that others died to prove
Too true to say good bye to you
Too true to say say say..

Push the fader gifted animator
One for the now and eleven for the later

Never made it up to Minnesota
North Dakota man was a gunning for the quota

Down in the badlands she was savin' the best for last
It only hurts when I laugh
Gone too fast..

California rest in peace
Simultaneous release,
California show your teeth,
She's my priestess, I'm your priest
YEAH, YEAH
California rest in peace
Simultaneous release,
California show your teeth,
She's my priestess, I'm your priest
YEAH, YEAH
 

Hero

OOHH YEE YOU WANT ME
Touch Me Again And I Will Stab A Screwdriver Into Your Face - PenKnifeLoveLife

You will never touch her like i did, You'll never make her scream.
you will never touch her like i did, you'll never make her scream.
i want you to die for me.

Give me your best fucking shot. This is what you made it.
this bedroom blackout, you've made this, you'll have it.

these are tyre tracks over pretty eyes, you didnt need to see me cry.
I want you to taste this and tell me,
I'm the only thing that keeps you breathing. Keeps you breathing.
 

rekreatur

Well-Known Member
It Snows In Hell - Lordi

You did the trick
I didn't see it coming
I did not hear a sound

Though you were quick
I will not be forgiving

You won't be waiting for my return
I promise baby - You'll burn

Now it snows in hell
This is the day foretold till death do us part
Now it snows in hell
I've gone away but I've got you in my heart
All frozen and scarred

Your life goes on
and it's infuriating
How did you not get caught

Your deed will spawn
a fate beyond your making

You won't be waiting for my return
I promise baby - You'll burn

Now it snows in hell - We're done masquerading
This is the day foretold till death do us part
Now it snows in hell - No you won't be waiting
I've gone away but I've got you in my heart
All frozen and scarred

You shouldn't visit me at my grave
My hands will grab you through the dirt
I giveth - I taketh away
Witness my rebirth from the devils churn

Hell - We're done masquerading
This is the day foretold till death do us part
Now it snows in hell - No you won't be waiting
I've gone away but I've got you in my heart
All frozen and scarred

Hell - We're done masquerading
This is the day foretold till death do us part
Now it snows in hell - No you won't be waiting
I've gone away but I've got you in my heart
All frozen and scarred



And my second favorite:


Missä Miehet Ratsastaa - Teräsbetoni

Huh! Hah! Huh! Hah!
Huh! Hah! Huh! Hah!

Olkoon myrsky sekä viima
Ja tuvassa lämmin kamiina
On kunnia ja miehuullisuus
Suorittaa velvollisuus

Maailma on kylmä vaikka
On ehkä lämmölläkin paikka
Kentät kutsuu sankareita
Eikä suinkaan pelkureita

Missä miehet ratsastaa
Siellä lampaat ei voi laiduntaa
Missä miehet ratsastaa
Siellä kuulee susien ulvontaa

Huh! Hah! Huh! Hah!

Olkoon edessä tuhoa
Ja takana lemmen lumoa
On miehellä velvollisuus
Muistaa urhoollisuus

Ei kukaan voi välttää kipua
J vain elämän virrassa lipua
Kentät kutsuu sankareita
Eikä suinkaan pelkureita

Missä miehet ratsastaa
Siellä lampaat ei voi laiduntaa
Missä miehet ratsastaa
Siellä kuulee susien ulvontaa

Missä miehet, missä miehet ratsastaa
Missä miehet, missä miehet ratsastaa

Missä miehet ratsastaa
Siellä lampaat ei voi laiduntaa
Missä miehet ratsastaa
Siellä kuulee susien ulvontaa

Missä miehet ratsastaa
Siellä lampaat ei voi laiduntaa
Missä miehet ratsastaa
Siellä kuulee susien ulvontaa

Missä miehet… Hah! Huh! Hah!
Missä miehet… Hah! Huh! Hah!

Btw the second one is Finnish.
 

xXBloodstainedLieXx

IT'S ALL THE RAGE!
Gone Forever - Three Days Grace

Don't know what's going on
Don't know what went wrong
Feels like a hundred years I
Still can't believe you're gone
So I'll stay up all night
With these bloodshot eyes
While these walls surround me with the story of our life

I feel so much better
Now that you're gone forever
I tell myself that I don't miss you at all
I'm not lying, denying that I feel so much better now
That you're gone forever

Now things are coming clear
And I don't need you here
And in this world around me
I'm glad you disappeared
So I'll stay out all night
Get drunk and **** and fight
Until the morning comes I'll
Forget about our life

I feel so much better
Now that you're gone forever
I tell myself that I don't miss you at all
I'm not lying, denying that I feel so much better now
That you're gone forever

First time you screamed at me
I should have made you leave
I should have known it could be so much better
I hope you're missing me
I hope I've made you see
That I'm gone forever

And now it's coming clear
That I don't need you here
And in this world around me
I'm glad you disappeared

I feel so much better
Now that you're gone forever
I tell myself that I don't miss you at all
I'm not lying, denying that I feel so much better now
That you're gone forever
And now you're gone forever
And now you're gone forever
 

Pokemanyak

Little VoltTackler
Turn The Page - Metallica

On a long and lonesome highway east of omaha
You can listen to the engines moaning out as one note song
You think about the woman or the girl you knew the night before

But your thoughts will soon be wandering the way they always do
When you're riding sixteen hours and there's nothing much to do
And you don't feel much like riding, you just wish the trip was through

Here I am - on the road again
There I am - up on the stage
Here I go - playing star again
There I go - turn the page

So you walk into this restaurant strung out from the road
And you feel the eyes upon you, as you're shaking off the cold
You pretend it doesn't bother you, but you just want to explode

Yeah, most times you can't hear 'em talk, other times you can
All the same old clichés, "is it woman? is it man?"
And you always seem outnumbered, you don't dare make a stand
Make your stand

Here I am - on the road again
There I am - up on the stage
Here I go - playing star again
There I go - turn the page

Oo-ooh, out there in the spotlight, you're a million miles away
Every ounce of energy you try to give away
As the sweat pours out your body like the music that you play, yeah

Later in the evening, you lie awake in bed
With the echoes of the amplifiers ringing in your head
You smoke the day's last cigarette, remembering what she said
What she said

He-ey

Yeah
And here I am - on the road again
There I am - up on a stage
Here I go - playing star again
There I go - turn the page
There I go - turn that page
There I go, yeah, yeah
There I go, yeah, yeah
There I go, yeah
There I go, yeah
There I go, oo-oo-ooh
There I go
And I'm gone
 
Just discovered Eminem...new fave song. Gonna really offend the censors.

[Eminem]
Aww look at daddy's baby girl
That's daddy baby
Little sleepy head
Yesterday I changed your diaper
Wiped you and powdered you.
How did you get so big?
Can't believe it now your two
Baby you're so precious
Daddy's so proud of you
Sit down *****
If you move again I'll beat the **** out of you

[Eminem]
(Eminem as Kim)
(Okay)
Don't make me wake this baby
She don't need to see what I'm about to do
Quit crying *****, why do you always make me shout at you?
How could you?
Just leave me and love him out the blue
Oh, what's a matter Kim?
Am I too loud for you?
Too bad *****, your gonna finally hear me out this time
At first, I'm like all right
You wanna throw me out? That's fine!
But not for him to take my place, are you out you're mind?
This couch, this TV, this whole house is mine!
How could you let him sleep in our bed?
Look at Kim
Look at your husband now!
(No!)
I said look at him!
He ain't so hot now is he?
Little punk!
(Why are you doing this?)
Shut the **** up!
(You're drunk! You're never going to get away at this!)
You think I give a ****!
Come on we're going for a ride *****
(No!)
Sit up front
(Well I can't just leave Haley alone, what if she wakes up?)
We'll be right back
Well I will you'll be in the trunk

[1] - So long, ***** you did me so wrong
I don't wanna go on
Living in this world without you

[Repeat 1]

You really ****ed me Kim
You really did a number on me
Never knew me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
But we was kids then Kim, I was only 18
That was years ago
I thought we wiped the slate clean
That's ****ed up!
(I love you!)
Oh God my brain is racing
(I love you!)
What are you doing?
Change the station I hate this song!
Does this look like a big joke?
(No!)
There's a four year old boy lyin' dead with a slit throat
In your living room, ha-ha
What you think I'm kiddin' you?
You loved him didn't you?
(No!)
******** you ***** don't ****ing lie to me
What the ****'s this guy's problem on the side of me?
**** you *******, yeah bite me
Kim, KIM!
Why don't you like me?
You think I'm ugly don't you
(It's not that!)
No you think I'm ugly
(Baby)
Get the **** away from me, don't touch me
I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
I SWEAR TO GOD I HATE YOU
OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU
How the **** could you do this to me?
(Sorry!)
How the **** could you do this to me?

[Repeat 1 (2x)]

Come on get out
(I can't I'm scared)
I said get out *****!
(Let go of my hair, please don't do this baby)
(Please I love you, look we can just take Haley and leave)
**** you, you did this to us
You did it, it's your fault
Oh my God I'm crackin' up
Get a grip Marshall
Hey remember the time we went to Brian's party?
And you were like so drunk that you threw up all over Archie
That was funny wasn't it?
(Yes!)
That was funny wasn't it?
(Yes!)
See it all makes sense, doesn't it?
You and your husband have a fight
One of you tries to grab a knife
And during the struggle he accidentally gets his Adam's apple sliced
(No!)
And while this is goin' on
His son just woke up and he just walks in
She panics and he gets his throat cut
(Oh my God!)
So now they both dead and you slash your own throat
So now it's double homicide and suicide with no note
I should have known better when you started to act weird
We could've...HEY! Where you going? Get back here!
You can't run from me Kim
It's just us, nobody else!
You're only making this harder on yourself
Ha! Ha! Got'cha!
(Ahh!)
Ha! Go ahead yell!
Here I'll scream with you!
AH SOMEBODY HELP!
Don't you get it *****, no one can hear you?
Now shut the **** up and get what's comin to you
You were supposed to love me
{*Kim choking*}
NOW BLEED! ***** BLEED!
BLEED! ***** BLEED! BLEED!
 

Brettt

satirist
Just discovered Eminem...new fave song. Gonna really offend the censors.

[Eminem]
Aww look at daddy's baby girl
That's daddy baby
Little sleepy head
Yesterday I changed your diaper
Wiped you and powdered you.
How did you get so big?
Can't believe it now your two
Baby you're so precious
Daddy's so proud of you
Sit down *****
If you move again I'll beat the **** out of you

[Eminem]
(Eminem as Kim)
(Okay)
Don't make me wake this baby
She don't need to see what I'm about to do
Quit crying *****, why do you always make me shout at you?
How could you?
Just leave me and love him out the blue
Oh, what's a matter Kim?
Am I too loud for you?
Too bad *****, your gonna finally hear me out this time
At first, I'm like all right
You wanna throw me out? That's fine!
But not for him to take my place, are you out you're mind?
This couch, this TV, this whole house is mine!
How could you let him sleep in our bed?
Look at Kim
Look at your husband now!
(No!)
I said look at him!
He ain't so hot now is he?
Little punk!
(Why are you doing this?)
Shut the **** up!
(You're drunk! You're never going to get away at this!)
You think I give a ****!
Come on we're going for a ride *****
(No!)
Sit up front
(Well I can't just leave Haley alone, what if she wakes up?)
We'll be right back
Well I will you'll be in the trunk

[1] - So long, ***** you did me so wrong
I don't wanna go on
Living in this world without you

[Repeat 1]

You really ****ed me Kim
You really did a number on me
Never knew me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
But we was kids then Kim, I was only 18
That was years ago
I thought we wiped the slate clean
That's ****ed up!
(I love you!)
Oh God my brain is racing
(I love you!)
What are you doing?
Change the station I hate this song!
Does this look like a big joke?
(No!)
There's a four year old boy lyin' dead with a slit throat
In your living room, ha-ha
What you think I'm kiddin' you?
You loved him didn't you?
(No!)
******** you ***** don't ****ing lie to me
What the ****'s this guy's problem on the side of me?
**** you *******, yeah bite me
Kim, KIM!
Why don't you like me?
You think I'm ugly don't you
(It's not that!)
No you think I'm ugly
(Baby)
Get the **** away from me, don't touch me
I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
I SWEAR TO GOD I HATE YOU
OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU
How the **** could you do this to me?
(Sorry!)
How the **** could you do this to me?

[Repeat 1 (2x)]

Come on get out
(I can't I'm scared)
I said get out *****!
(Let go of my hair, please don't do this baby)
(Please I love you, look we can just take Haley and leave)
**** you, you did this to us
You did it, it's your fault
Oh my God I'm crackin' up
Get a grip Marshall
Hey remember the time we went to Brian's party?
And you were like so drunk that you threw up all over Archie
That was funny wasn't it?
(Yes!)
That was funny wasn't it?
(Yes!)
See it all makes sense, doesn't it?
You and your husband have a fight
One of you tries to grab a knife
And during the struggle he accidentally gets his Adam's apple sliced
(No!)
And while this is goin' on
His son just woke up and he just walks in
She panics and he gets his throat cut
(Oh my God!)
So now they both dead and you slash your own throat
So now it's double homicide and suicide with no note
I should have known better when you started to act weird
We could've...HEY! Where you going? Get back here!
You can't run from me Kim
It's just us, nobody else!
You're only making this harder on yourself
Ha! Ha! Got'cha!
(Ahh!)
Ha! Go ahead yell!
Here I'll scream with you!
AH SOMEBODY HELP!
Don't you get it *****, no one can hear you?
Now shut the **** up and get what's comin to you
You were supposed to love me
{*Kim choking*}
NOW BLEED! ***** BLEED!
BLEED! ***** BLEED! BLEED!
What song is that by him?
 
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