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Practical Jokes to Play on Father Christmas

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eonteam123456

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Basically try and think of a joke to play on Father Christmas.

Here are five examples:

Instead of putting out mince pies and sherry, leave him a glass of water, a piece of bread and a note saying you heard he was on a diet.

Leave him a note saying you've gone away and could he let the cat out and feed the goldfish.

Leave him a note saying his wife phoned him to remind him to pick up the kids from school on his way home.

Decorate your house for Hallowe'en and play a tape recording of someone saying 'trick or treat' and laughing sinisterly.

Leave him a note saying that he must have a permit to park on your space on your roof and that unauthorised sledges will be clamped.

Ok, got it?
 
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Goodness Gravy Me

<How about dat?
How about...you rig your lounge up to look like "The Weakest Link" studio, pretend to be Anne Robinson, and when Ol' Saint Nick pops down the chimney, say "Santa, you are the weakest link. Goodbye."

That would be funny.
 
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eonteam123456

Codenumber 242
Put a radio control car out of control, then when it smashes into Santa (if it does) he'll drop all the presents and you'll know what they're shapes are because you won't have to dig deep into the stocking.
 
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Goodness Gravy Me

<How about dat?
Block up your fireplace and get an electric heater, then Father Christmas'll get stuck behind it and asphyxiate!
 
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Shuckle

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Get te RSPCC up on the roof do take the reindeer away :p


Matt
 
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Redsoxpsyco

SarahPalinClubsSeals
-Hmm...make the cookies raisin cookies! *shot*
-Put a small trampeline at the bottom of the chimney, so when he jumps down, he'll jump back up.
-Fill your tree with presents, leaving no room, and leave a bunch of cookie crumbs and an empty glass of what was milk on a tray. He'll think he's going senile, and going to houses twice XD.
 
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PikaPower!

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Put in Motion Sensors next to the fireplace, then when the alarms go off, go down and place him under arrest for breaking and entering!
 
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