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Highrise Above All
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Nothing is sacred--not even Sacredshipping--when it comes to myself and Falkner. So recently I've been writing drabbles-of-a-sort (100 word limit is so bogus; I laugh at you) on my livejournal involving Falkner with scenarios and people he'd be likely, unlikely, and improbable to ever meet, all 'shipping themed. Some overt, some not really, some get implied, some are set-ups. You get the picture.
It's also now on FF.N under Little Black Dress ver Falkner. Yes, titles are dime a dozen.
The objective: write one for every possible Falkner pairing (especially if it's named)
The warnings: none (unless stated otherwise, or you know better than to click on the drabbles involving pokémon)
The rating: PG (unless stated otherwise, and they WILL be)
The pace: five posted at a time
The interest: I take requests? Especially if you've an idea to accompany it
The reason: writer's block, man. I need this like a fish needs water
Hanging on the Tablaphone : Table of Contents
Nothing is sacred--not even Sacredshipping--when it comes to myself and Falkner. So recently I've been writing drabbles-of-a-sort (100 word limit is so bogus; I laugh at you) on my livejournal involving Falkner with scenarios and people he'd be likely, unlikely, and improbable to ever meet, all 'shipping themed. Some overt, some not really, some get implied, some are set-ups. You get the picture.
It's also now on FF.N under Little Black Dress ver Falkner. Yes, titles are dime a dozen.
The objective: write one for every possible Falkner pairing (especially if it's named)
The warnings: none (unless stated otherwise, or you know better than to click on the drabbles involving pokémon)
The rating: PG (unless stated otherwise, and they WILL be)
The pace: five posted at a time
The interest: I take requests? Especially if you've an idea to accompany it
The reason: writer's block, man. I need this like a fish needs water
Hanging on the Tablaphone : Table of Contents
Part 1 - YOU ARE HERE --- Corey // Blaziken and Empoleon // Chuck // Gardenia // Mewtwo
Part 2 - Untitled #2 --- Hoppip // Moltres // Winona // Paul // TR Tyson
Part 3 - Electric Edition --- Ashachu // Volkner // Surge // Jolteon // Zapdos
Part 4 - High-Flyer Edition --- Holly // Jaco // his father // Reggie // Jackie
Part 5 - Regional Girls Edition --- Janine // Jasmine // Flannery // Cresselia // Latias
Part 6 - "I can piss you off, too" Edition --- Gary // Kamon // Drew // Harley // Barry
Part 7 - Regional Boys Edition --- Lance // Bugsy // Wallace // Aaron // Latios
Part 8 - OTP Edition --- Morty // Ash // Whitney // Clair // Pidgeot
Part 9 - "Abby Normal" Edition --- Charizard // Honchkrow // Skarmory // Mantine // Rayquaza
Part 10 - Babysitter Edition --- Zackie // Max // Ryan // Bryan // Marnie
Part 11 - Nakama Edition --- Brock // Misty // Tracey // May // Dawn
Part 12 - Super Effective Edition --- Lorelei // Roxanne // Glacia // Roark // Candice
Part 13 - Fight Club Edition --- Bruno // Brawly // Greta // Maylene // Crasher Wake
Part 14 - HGSS Edition --- Lugia // Ho-Oh // Raikou // Entei // Suicune
Part 15 - Back to Basics Edition --- Jimmy // Marina // Jackson // Lyra // Khoury
Part 16 - Unova Request Hotline ver.Lady Edition --- Bianca // Skyla // Hilda // Elesa // Iris
Special Edition - One Piece Crossovers --- Usopp x 6 // Pell // Gan Fall // Robin // Gecko Moria
Part 2 - Untitled #2 --- Hoppip // Moltres // Winona // Paul // TR Tyson
Part 3 - Electric Edition --- Ashachu // Volkner // Surge // Jolteon // Zapdos
Part 4 - High-Flyer Edition --- Holly // Jaco // his father // Reggie // Jackie
Part 5 - Regional Girls Edition --- Janine // Jasmine // Flannery // Cresselia // Latias
Part 6 - "I can piss you off, too" Edition --- Gary // Kamon // Drew // Harley // Barry
Part 7 - Regional Boys Edition --- Lance // Bugsy // Wallace // Aaron // Latios
Part 8 - OTP Edition --- Morty // Ash // Whitney // Clair // Pidgeot
Part 9 - "Abby Normal" Edition --- Charizard // Honchkrow // Skarmory // Mantine // Rayquaza
Part 10 - Babysitter Edition --- Zackie // Max // Ryan // Bryan // Marnie
Part 11 - Nakama Edition --- Brock // Misty // Tracey // May // Dawn
Part 12 - Super Effective Edition --- Lorelei // Roxanne // Glacia // Roark // Candice
Part 13 - Fight Club Edition --- Bruno // Brawly // Greta // Maylene // Crasher Wake
Part 14 - HGSS Edition --- Lugia // Ho-Oh // Raikou // Entei // Suicune
Part 15 - Back to Basics Edition --- Jimmy // Marina // Jackson // Lyra // Khoury
Part 16 - Unova Request Hotline ver.Lady Edition --- Bianca // Skyla // Hilda // Elesa // Iris
Special Edition - One Piece Crossovers --- Usopp x 6 // Pell // Gan Fall // Robin // Gecko Moria
Corey
They had the same mother, they had the same father, but sometimes, they felt world's apart from each other, and it wasn't the the four year age difference to blame. Sometimes it was like strangers passing in the night, barely a word, rarely a smile, each a reminder of things they want, never considering what they would be missing in return. Because what was there to miss?
There was a simmer there, a jealousy, an envy, a wish. The same blood coursed their veins, and sometimes it would burn, wanting to hate, wanting to love, wanting to be just normal around each other. They weren't raised together, they never had that bond. All they did was live in the same house, eat at the same table, learn the same lessons, until Corey split on his tenth birthday, a Pidgey in hand and no look back.
But when he comes back, lately, Falkner is always there to greet him with a handshake, never a smile, but always a kiss under the cover of night.
They had the same mother, they had the same father, but sometimes, they felt world's apart from each other, and it wasn't the the four year age difference to blame. Sometimes it was like strangers passing in the night, barely a word, rarely a smile, each a reminder of things they want, never considering what they would be missing in return. Because what was there to miss?
There was a simmer there, a jealousy, an envy, a wish. The same blood coursed their veins, and sometimes it would burn, wanting to hate, wanting to love, wanting to be just normal around each other. They weren't raised together, they never had that bond. All they did was live in the same house, eat at the same table, learn the same lessons, until Corey split on his tenth birthday, a Pidgey in hand and no look back.
But when he comes back, lately, Falkner is always there to greet him with a handshake, never a smile, but always a kiss under the cover of night.
Blaziken and Empoleon
"They aren't of ours."
"You've said so a thousand times."
"And you haven't listened. So I will keep telling you."
Oriole glided away-- there was no other way to ever describe the berth of her robes flowing over the ground-- leaving her son to his two alternate cases that he took the pains to raise from the egg. Sure they weren't flying-types, but they had the making of birds, which struck him with proper respect. Respect his mother mirrored, but she'd never sully her lily white hands on their down. "Too much like your father," she would say, a man she loved with her soul, because his soul was like a bird's: free on the wind. What she loathed was his free mind, always thinking outside the box of perspective.
Wren Hayabusan would have applauded Falkner's choice if he wasn't out there, being free, without contact for two years. In the meantime, Falkner polish the sleek metal of Empoleon's flippers, groomed Blaziken's talons, combed them both, and kept wishing he could take one second to enjoy a battle out of the sanction of Gym Leader regulations and truly watch them shine where they belonged: in the midst of the chaos of battle. His two kings of the sea and the mountains.
"They aren't of ours."
"You've said so a thousand times."
"And you haven't listened. So I will keep telling you."
Oriole glided away-- there was no other way to ever describe the berth of her robes flowing over the ground-- leaving her son to his two alternate cases that he took the pains to raise from the egg. Sure they weren't flying-types, but they had the making of birds, which struck him with proper respect. Respect his mother mirrored, but she'd never sully her lily white hands on their down. "Too much like your father," she would say, a man she loved with her soul, because his soul was like a bird's: free on the wind. What she loathed was his free mind, always thinking outside the box of perspective.
Wren Hayabusan would have applauded Falkner's choice if he wasn't out there, being free, without contact for two years. In the meantime, Falkner polish the sleek metal of Empoleon's flippers, groomed Blaziken's talons, combed them both, and kept wishing he could take one second to enjoy a battle out of the sanction of Gym Leader regulations and truly watch them shine where they belonged: in the midst of the chaos of battle. His two kings of the sea and the mountains.
Chuck
Touch was never something he got. His mother never did, and his father wasn't around enough to make all his hugs and grabs feel normal, only special. So when his father brought him to Chuck's stead once, on a leave his mother only barely granted, Falkner was surprised at how much touch one person could stand.
Chuck was one with physical contact, as all martial artists were. Him and Wren were always touching, slaps on the back and shoulder butting, like schoolyard boys who never grew up. And every time a hand would come down on Falkner, he'd buckle under the strength of the blow with a grunt. Chuck would simply blink, then laugh that Falkner was too skinny, needed more muscle, shouldn't be delicate. The bruises he found the next morning only served to make Falkner realize Chuck was right.
Chuck never stopped, but there were obvious pains to lighten the smacks and pats, and he could feel his father laughing at him every time. And neither did the teasing: too pale, too frail, was his mother not feeding him meat? And only when Falkner finally let a slip of a smile through, did Chuck grab him in a mock choke hold and teach him what it really was to be a man (so he said).
He realized it later, when they left, after Chuck waved with a smile of triumph on his face, as his father looked more relaxed and less confined from civilized life than he'd seen in a long time. All that touch wasn't a need from any one person, an accident of vicinity that happened far too much, or a product of how one was raised, or any such ingrained nature to be some physical force.
It was because they were friends. And now maybe, Falkner was Chuck's too.
Touch was never something he got. His mother never did, and his father wasn't around enough to make all his hugs and grabs feel normal, only special. So when his father brought him to Chuck's stead once, on a leave his mother only barely granted, Falkner was surprised at how much touch one person could stand.
Chuck was one with physical contact, as all martial artists were. Him and Wren were always touching, slaps on the back and shoulder butting, like schoolyard boys who never grew up. And every time a hand would come down on Falkner, he'd buckle under the strength of the blow with a grunt. Chuck would simply blink, then laugh that Falkner was too skinny, needed more muscle, shouldn't be delicate. The bruises he found the next morning only served to make Falkner realize Chuck was right.
Chuck never stopped, but there were obvious pains to lighten the smacks and pats, and he could feel his father laughing at him every time. And neither did the teasing: too pale, too frail, was his mother not feeding him meat? And only when Falkner finally let a slip of a smile through, did Chuck grab him in a mock choke hold and teach him what it really was to be a man (so he said).
He realized it later, when they left, after Chuck waved with a smile of triumph on his face, as his father looked more relaxed and less confined from civilized life than he'd seen in a long time. All that touch wasn't a need from any one person, an accident of vicinity that happened far too much, or a product of how one was raised, or any such ingrained nature to be some physical force.
It was because they were friends. And now maybe, Falkner was Chuck's too.
Gardenia
"Is that yours??"
She had come up silently, ambushing him from his right, obviously for him, yet was looking nowhere at him. Instead, the strange woman was looking up with blatant adoration at the thing resting, twisted into his hair, atop his head. Except there was no denying ownership under that queer gaze. "Uh, yes, yes it's mine."
"It's absolutely adorable!"
"Hoppip!" the little plant pokémon preened, pleased to oblige a compliment, and even unburied itself from his hair (he'd have to brush it again, and soon) to leap towards her. Falkner knew its game, being cute and helpless and cuddly to advocate attention, but as the woman caught it with a care that reminded him of his mother, yet had the hands of a hard worker, he didn't recall it back. Only appeared annoyed by its desertion; it did it often enough.
"Healthy color, perfectly trimmed leaves, infectious energy." She was beaming at it, then at him, like she had just found something so shiny and new to wish to have as her own. "Do you raise many grass-types?"
"Ah, no." He shook his head. "This is my only one."
She didn't seem too disappointed. "You have a knack. You'd be a good grass-type trainer, if you ever thought about it."
He never had, and it turned him off to think about being surrounded by grass-types, that didn't have what most flying-types did: the sky. But his thoughts turned to Corey and his Venusaur, Zackie and his new Weepinbell out there on the field, mock battling with Max's Ledyba, and wondered if Corey once wanted that, or if Zackie will ultimately favor the type.
"I'm a flying-type trainer," he admitted, then felt better for it.
She sighed wistfully. "Well, we can't all be perfect." And she held out her hand. "I'm Gardenia."
He took it. "Falkner."
"Is that yours??"
She had come up silently, ambushing him from his right, obviously for him, yet was looking nowhere at him. Instead, the strange woman was looking up with blatant adoration at the thing resting, twisted into his hair, atop his head. Except there was no denying ownership under that queer gaze. "Uh, yes, yes it's mine."
"It's absolutely adorable!"
"Hoppip!" the little plant pokémon preened, pleased to oblige a compliment, and even unburied itself from his hair (he'd have to brush it again, and soon) to leap towards her. Falkner knew its game, being cute and helpless and cuddly to advocate attention, but as the woman caught it with a care that reminded him of his mother, yet had the hands of a hard worker, he didn't recall it back. Only appeared annoyed by its desertion; it did it often enough.
"Healthy color, perfectly trimmed leaves, infectious energy." She was beaming at it, then at him, like she had just found something so shiny and new to wish to have as her own. "Do you raise many grass-types?"
"Ah, no." He shook his head. "This is my only one."
She didn't seem too disappointed. "You have a knack. You'd be a good grass-type trainer, if you ever thought about it."
He never had, and it turned him off to think about being surrounded by grass-types, that didn't have what most flying-types did: the sky. But his thoughts turned to Corey and his Venusaur, Zackie and his new Weepinbell out there on the field, mock battling with Max's Ledyba, and wondered if Corey once wanted that, or if Zackie will ultimately favor the type.
"I'm a flying-type trainer," he admitted, then felt better for it.
She sighed wistfully. "Well, we can't all be perfect." And she held out her hand. "I'm Gardenia."
He took it. "Falkner."
Mewtwo
The night he first found himself sharing a rooftop with a cloak was the night with the crescent moon and cloud-cover. On the roof, minding his own business, and denying he was hiding for his own sanity. He blocked out his mind using the shinai in his hands, running through the repetitive motions of his exercises, focusing on the balance of the wood and its steadfastness in his grip.
It was the unnatural wind that jarred him from his zen-like state into honed instinct, brandishing the shinai to a ready attack stance. He barely had the spectre in his visage before the bright, blue glow blinded and surprised him, and carried the wooden sword out of his hands with a speed that rubbed his skin raw.
The shinai hovered, leaving Falkner only slightly flabbergasted.
Psychickery was nothing he'd never seen before, even in humans. Faced with it directly outside of battle was new, however. Faced with it at all wasn't something he was prepared for, either. Not from a towering ghost that was now furling its cloak to reach out and grasp the hilt of the wooden sword--
The hand wasn't human.
"A form of martial art?"
Falkner wasn't in his league anymore. His body screamed 'defense' and there wasn't one that could be used to handle everything that could be thrown at him if this was going to go south. "Yes," he said curtly.
"I see. Is it for harm?"
"There's harm in every martial art," was the general response, because it was as much a truth as it was a disclaimer.
"Do you use it for harm?"
Falkner thinned his mouth. He would use it for harm if it meant keeping another safe, as would any true practitioner. But there were people who thought if you turned your discipline on another person for whatever reason, you were automatically evil to create a situation where you would almost likely always have the upper hand. To simply say, "I use it to protect others," was no better than lying, because that was just an excuse and there were always exceptions to the rule you lived by.
The shinai was back on his side as quickly as it was taken, leaving Falkner to stare dumbly at it now as he had just a moment ago.
"I will return tomorrow."
The entire encounter lasted less than two minutes. The following encounters got predominately longer.
The night he first found himself sharing a rooftop with a cloak was the night with the crescent moon and cloud-cover. On the roof, minding his own business, and denying he was hiding for his own sanity. He blocked out his mind using the shinai in his hands, running through the repetitive motions of his exercises, focusing on the balance of the wood and its steadfastness in his grip.
It was the unnatural wind that jarred him from his zen-like state into honed instinct, brandishing the shinai to a ready attack stance. He barely had the spectre in his visage before the bright, blue glow blinded and surprised him, and carried the wooden sword out of his hands with a speed that rubbed his skin raw.
The shinai hovered, leaving Falkner only slightly flabbergasted.
Psychickery was nothing he'd never seen before, even in humans. Faced with it directly outside of battle was new, however. Faced with it at all wasn't something he was prepared for, either. Not from a towering ghost that was now furling its cloak to reach out and grasp the hilt of the wooden sword--
The hand wasn't human.
"A form of martial art?"
Falkner wasn't in his league anymore. His body screamed 'defense' and there wasn't one that could be used to handle everything that could be thrown at him if this was going to go south. "Yes," he said curtly.
"I see. Is it for harm?"
"There's harm in every martial art," was the general response, because it was as much a truth as it was a disclaimer.
"Do you use it for harm?"
Falkner thinned his mouth. He would use it for harm if it meant keeping another safe, as would any true practitioner. But there were people who thought if you turned your discipline on another person for whatever reason, you were automatically evil to create a situation where you would almost likely always have the upper hand. To simply say, "I use it to protect others," was no better than lying, because that was just an excuse and there were always exceptions to the rule you lived by.
The shinai was back on his side as quickly as it was taken, leaving Falkner to stare dumbly at it now as he had just a moment ago.
"I will return tomorrow."
The entire encounter lasted less than two minutes. The following encounters got predominately longer.
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