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Holy crap guys, is it really that hard not to get caught masterbating? I mean seriously. Go to the bathroom, lock the door, and turn the vent on. I bet half the people that got caught were probably right in the middle of the living room with a tub of icecream and lube next to you. Unless your parents are super paranoid and take a battering ram and bust down your door everytime you use the bathroom. Bah, pre teens.
I was initially going to post, but seeing where this topic has gone, well, I'm not sure I want to... considering I prefer to keep my own comments un-gutter-fied while on these boards (anywhere else on the net is up for grabs). But, I suppose I could respond to the initial question of this thread.
Ahhh puberty, what a wonderful time of life, your voice starts to crack, you grow facial hair (and hair in other places), and you notice the feminine form. Right after that you notice a strange feeling in your pants. Puberty the time of life where we feel most awkward. Our parents say they'll talk to us about it, yet we won't let them. It makes us feel embarrassed, and we say we know about that stuff anyway. Males start acting like even bigger meatheads to impress the ladies, and usually end up just embarrassing themselves. Then comes the lonely nights alone with your box of tissues and, in my case, your left hand.
Mine was a bit different. It started with me having a bit more odor than normal (increased sweating... I had not idea ). Then I got dandruff... but that was probably just from not showering enough at the time so I got a dry scalp. But yes, then facial hair and whatnot, and the other little tidbits that I'm sure most know by now (I don't feel like talking about it, hence why I'll try and refer to aspects, but not directly say them).
One thing I've noticed about puberty though, is that a lot of guys tend to incorporate a bit too much innuendo into their speech, increased swearing, and become quite... "dumb" to say of sorts. I've only been hit with the stupidity part, as I'd say things/do things that weren't of the brightest of things. I also developed a minor fear of becoming 16; mostly due to all the stereotypes and associations to that age (and the general idea). But hey, I'm 18 now, and I thought I'd be terrified of that age. See, it seems you do get a bit smarter after 16.
I was probably the least bit "gutter" esque when puberty was mentioned. Luckily, I was blessed with having a relatively "small" class to begin with (can you say... 6 - including me). So, let's just say it was a bit... easier to get used to that.
Oh, and a fond memory of a pharmacist talking to us about STD's. My friends were scarred from that event, hehe. Then they got over it and basically just got the idea that going the doctors would fix most of them. I don't think it helped them that not only were they getting information about the different kinds, they got nice photos of examples. Oh yeah, scarred at 13.
Im currently 13, and it's extremely easy for me to lose my temper now. Getting angry over minor things which are generally uncalled for is getting pretty annoying... Anyone has advice for this problem?
Playing certain video games tends to help. At least your directing your anger at something else. And, I find playing Pokemon rather therapeutic. Well, I did when I was 15. Not anymore...
Kind of like the Sonic games: in their youth, the games were great. But as they hit 3D, they got worse and worse, yet they looked better and better. And now that they're "maturing", they're finally realizing where they need to go and are improving.
[Kirby] man what is with all the masturbation topics
[Kirby] they always get closed
[@CM] because it turns into "HEY WILL ALL LTHE GIRLS DESCRIVE IN DETAIL HOW THEY MASTURBATE SO I CAN JACK OFF TO IT!?!??!!"
Just saying.
(In b4 this occurs)
edit:
two minutes later, point proven.
And as I recall, girls tend to make a bit more noise then males... How exactly did you do it without getting noticed?
Shucks, I started fapping when I was like seven, back in the first grade or maybe when I was four or something. I was freggin early, especially compared to all of these fifteen year old fapper novices.
But now that I'm older, I've learned alternative ways to fap. About the time I discovered I was bisexual, I started penetration.
My boobs started growing at an earlier age too and my menstruation wasn't severe. I also faired well with acne. I only get it on my forehead and in other areas not prominent. I needed a bra when I was like ten or eleven and now my boobs rival Prima's, although my clothing is loose.
As for fapping, you wouldn't believe what a girl can get away with. I've done it at school (both high scool and elementary schoool), in a car with people in it, right next to my mom and at other times.
Yeah... a bit disturbing but I knew some guy who did it on the school bus.
I was eleven and I'm sorry I'm not good enough to your standards. Also I changed underwear I'm not the type of person that likes to go "au natural" after fapping :/
Let's go back to talking about the zits or whatever.
I knew of people on my classes that had a reunion for doing that
I think I prefer doin this alone and just on my own
Not having to see other males doing!!
Oh yeah, have you ever had an erection during gym class while wearing those super tight shorts? Or even worse, have an activity where your partnered with a girl while its taking place? Been there, done that. Not fun guys. Not fun.
That happened when we were doing stretches. What's worse than shorts are sweats, which pretty much show everything, even length :[[[. Not fun at all. And I was doing butterfly stretches.
That happened when we were doing stretches. What's worse than shorts are sweats, which pretty much show everything, even length :[[[. Not fun at all. And I was doing butterfly stretches.
The worst for me is that I grow a man's weaknesses, but not his strengths. I still have the physical strength of a boy, and I know nothing more about how to keep money in your bank, or get a job, or live on your own, nothing.
And discovering girls was a fun time. If only I could actually get one... Yep, it's pretty much getting all those "impure" thoughts I constantly try to block out, and hate myself for, and then that empty feeling of needing a woman...
I think the worst is the knowing that I'm transforming into that sleazy, nasty thing which is always portrayed as a horrible predator in TV... Yep, I dunno how much feminism is behind TV these days, but it sure makes it seem to me that males are just plain jerks. Even though I wouldn't do anything like cheat or something.
And on top of that, I'm not just a teen, but a teen GEEK. Dammit. *shoots self*
Puberty is when we finally start to understand the jokes on comedies that we laughed at only because our parents laughed. We actually start realising that girls exsist in forms other than annoying sisters. We put ourselves in situations that embarrassing and we say stuff that we regret before were even finished. And you haven't even gotten of the bus yet. At school life becomes hell and heaven at the same time. You can't concentrate on the work you have to do, but only because of the eye candy that you now acknowledge is sitting across from you. You then realise that showing how much you like pokemon is not the thing you should have done, instead you should have told them about the goal you scored on the weekend that you thought wasn't that important. Later you get home and find out that your dad wishes to give you a talk that he was meant to have done when all of this started.
In summary, a brilliantly fun rollercoaster ride.
I was actually barely able to tell when I hit puberty.
One thing I was told is that my feet would grow...
I both have somewhat small feet, and have been wearing the same shoes for about 3 years starting in February.
I was actually barely able to tell when I hit puberty.
One thing I was told is that my feet would grow...
I both have somewhat small feet, and have been wearing the same shoes for about 3 years starting in February.
They say this cuz there is kinda legend
that the bigger the feet are, the bigger the pennis is
So, maybe they said this to kinda relate these things
xD
Really? I always did. I felt totally jealous when other kids were growing really tall and getting facial hair. u_u I was the short and scrawny kid. I bet GrizzlyB still feels that way now. Badum - tsche
They say this cuz there is kinda legend
that the bigger the feet are, the bigger the pennis is
So, maybe they said this to kinda relate these things
xD
[Kirby] man what is with all the masturbation topics
[Kirby] they always get closed
[@CM] because it turns into "HEY WILL ALL LTHE GIRLS DESCRIVE IN DETAIL HOW THEY MASTURBATE SO I CAN JACK OFF TO IT!?!??!!"
Er, with all due respect, Mr. Destler, sir, this thread is about puberty, not masturbation. And seeing as two Misc. mods have seen fit to post in it without it being closed, they obviously think it will work at some level. And that's a single post asking about that sort of thing. It's like that one Meat Loaf song, One Out of 153 Ain't Bad.
I learnt to not bother
Cuz the guys used to disturb me as I am younger than everyone at my grade
And was the smallest
So, they kept saying I didnt have anything between my legs
But nowadays I know the media P)
And I was sure to not bother
xD