AgentKallus
It's not a game Kate.
Where did you put the pope?
Nothing is on fire, but it will be.
Nothing is on fire, but it will be.
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Captain Jigglypuff
*On Vacation. Go Away!*
Why did you slaughter the Smurfs?
I swear that the Head was missing when I got here, Officer!
I swear that the Head was missing when I got here, Officer!
Is that why you been eating so much Soylent Green lately?
Swear I placed my glasses where I could find them...
Swear I placed my glasses where I could find them...
Is that the sound you make while swimming?
My tires are all flattened.
My tires are all flattened.
AgentKallus
It's not a game Kate.
What's your excuse for this act of blatant vandalism?
Well, just so you know, uh, I kinda killed them all.
Well, just so you know, uh, I kinda killed them all.
Captain Jigglypuff
*On Vacation. Go Away!*
What do we say when the cops ask about the corpse missing body parts?
Polly wants a cracker!
Polly wants a cracker!
Is that what you say to your dog all the time?
That is just hideous.
That is just hideous.
Captain Jigglypuff
*On Vacation. Go Away!*
What do you think of your child?
I once ripped a little black dress in half.
I once ripped a little black dress in half.
Is that what you said to the cops, when they saw you out in the swamp at night?
Reality is not real.
Reality is not real.
AgentKallus
It's not a game Kate.
Why did you kill all those people? You MONSTER!
Because I'm Batman.
Because I'm Batman.
Captain Jigglypuff
*On Vacation. Go Away!*
Why do you want to marry the Joker?
Debbie told me that Debbie said that Debbie didn’t like Debbie as much as Debbie!
Debbie told me that Debbie said that Debbie didn’t like Debbie as much as Debbie!
Why are you repeating that name over and over again?
This is the same old song and dance.
This is the same old song and dance.
Captain Jigglypuff
*On Vacation. Go Away!*
Did you hear about the new Lion King movie?
It was fun until we reached the surface and her head exploded....
It was fun until we reached the surface and her head exploded....
SneaselClaw
Well-Known Member
How was deep sea diving with your Grandma?
We couldn't get in, there was a problem at the door.
We couldn't get in, there was a problem at the door.
Captain Jigglypuff
*On Vacation. Go Away!*
Where are my “special” cookies?!
Bingo was his name-o!
Bingo was his name-o!