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Quick and Ridiculous Battles (Version 2)

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RzK

Meow
Formerly known as Hilarious Pokémon Battles.

The Rules:

1. Anyone who posts must mention a Pokemon and any move or two along with it.

2. The next poster should do the same and in addition to that, describe a battle between the Pokemon of the previous two posters in the most ridiculous way possible.

3. It doesn't matter if the Pokemon you chose can't learn the move, your main aim should be having fun. Don't go overboard with the randomness though.

4. Don't make the battles too complicated, keep them simple. :)

Example:

Cyndaquil with Flamethrower
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Hydreigon with Draco Meteor
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Rhyhorn with Magnitude

Cyndaquil used Flamethrower! Hydreigon's face got burnt, he went to the doctor, Cyndaquil wins!
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Riolu with Zap Cannon

Hydreigon used Draco Meteor! Oops. Looks like Rhyhorn became one of the Draco Meteors... Hydreigon wins!
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Alomomola with Attract

Riolu used Zap Cannon! It's super effective! Rhyhorn fainted!
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And so on.....

Follow all SPPF Rules, have fun!
 
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Lexya428

Pokèmon Master
Chikorita with Razor Leaf
 
octoboy

octoboy

I Crush Everything
The razor leaf slashes the aura sphere into a pair of aura hemispheres! Chikorita wins!

Oddish with sleep powder
 
Tsukuyomi56

Tsukuyomi56

Emblian Royalty
Oddish used Sleep Powder! But Chikorita spins its leaf to blow the Sleep Powder back at Oddish. Oddish falls asleep so Chikorita wins by default.


Aggron with Iron Head
 
octoboy

octoboy

I Crush Everything
Mewtwo holds a strike for psychic pokémon, and as it's participating in it, mewtwo refuses to fight. Thus, it doesn't defend itself from aggron, who wins easily.

Hypno with hypnosis.
 
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Lexya428

Pokèmon Master
Hypno tries to Hypnotize Mewtwo like in that one episode where all the children act like Pokémon, not realizing that Mewtwo is a Pokémon. Mewtwo's Psystike wins because Hypno was too busy watching television.

Caterpie with String Shot
 
Tsukuyomi56

Tsukuyomi56

Emblian Royalty
Caterpie uses String Shot! But Hypno proceeds to gather the String Shot onto a spool as it need some string to fix its pendulum. Hypno wins!

Cradily with Giga Drain
 
octoboy

octoboy

I Crush Everything
Caterpie's string clogs the drain! Caterpie wins!

Sudowoodo with double edge.
 
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Lexya428

Pokèmon Master
Sudowoodo puts twice the amount of edges around this drain and giga has nothing to drain... because Sudowoodo already fainted. Cradily wins!

Kecleon used Bind.
 
Tsukuyomi56

Tsukuyomi56

Emblian Royalty
Kecleon tries to Bind Sudowoodo with its tongue only to end up gagging up in disgust from "tasting" Sudowoodo. Sudowoodo wins!

Serperior with Wrap.
 
R

RzK

Meow
Kecleon somehow "Binds" Serperior with his little arms, but Serperior "Wraps" him back, (all this wrapping is inappropriate, so let's skip to the winner) Serperior is longer, so it wins!

Alolan Exeggutor with Body Slam
 
octoboy

octoboy

I Crush Everything
Exeggutor slams serperior's lame attempts at rapping, and serperior slithers home, crying. Exeggutor wins.

Scizor with cut.
 
R

RzK

Meow
Scizor barely manages to "cut" Exeggutor because well those hands of his don't really help in cutting stuff...but by the time he can realise this, a whole palm tree with derpy faces for fruits descends from the sky upon him, and Scizor's eyes widen in fear... You decide who wins!

Gliscor with Cut.
 
L

Lexya428

Pokèmon Master
Both of them have a cut fest.. which ends up in mutual destruction.

Linoone with Sand-Attack.
 
octoboy

octoboy

I Crush Everything
The sand hits gliscor in the face, blinding it, and it tries to cut linoone, but instead cuts a tree which falls on gliscor and squashes it. Linoone wins.

Horsea with smokescreen.
 
Tsukuyomi56

Tsukuyomi56

Emblian Royalty
Linoone and Horsea gets into a battle of who can blind their opponent better but as they are battling underwater, Horsea does the job better. Horsea wins!

Rampardos with Giga Impact
 
R

RzK

Meow
Horsea obscures everything with Smoke Screen, but y'know, Rampardos is Rampardos... So no matter what Horsea does, sooner or later he must face the Impact... Good luck little fella.

Cranidos with Head Smash
 
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John Trainer

John Trainer
Rampardos and Cranidos slam into each other with their respective attacks the collision causes a huge mega explosion and in the dust only Cranidos stands. Rampardos fainted from exhaustion!

Beedrill with Thousand Waves
 
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