OtakuDragon_RedWolf
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Chapter 20- A Random Flame
Cassandra stumbles out of the cave door, holding Weedy safely against her shoulder. She looks around quickly before turning back to examine the opening.
Missingno walks out while humming. He looks at Cassandra, at the exit, and back to her. “What are you doing?”
“I swear, I was just climbing a ladder. And then I found myself walking out of here. What happened in between?”
“I… don’t understand.”
She sighs. “You never do.” She looks at the direction of Cerulean City. “I think we have a few hours before the sun sets. We should try and make it by then.”
“You think? Why don’t we just turn around and determine the exact meteorological time based on the current position of the sun?” He turns around and freezes.
“What time does the mountain blocking our way say it is?”
“92 and a half.”
Cassandra shakes her head and walks off. The sun is behind Mt. Moon, so a gentle shadow envelops the slight hills that follow Route 4. There are some stairs, but for some reason they are spaced in different areas, so she just jumps up the short ledges. As she passes one small field, a small shine pulls her attention.
She bends down to find a disk lying in the grass. “What is this?”
Missingno peers over her shoulder. “That is probably the WORST TM… ever... of all time.”
“Wait, what is it?”
“Whirlwind, the Repel/escape button of pokemon moves.”
“Aren’t Repels extremely useful?”
“Yeah, as an item. Who would waste a move on a useless, worthless, wasteful, crazy, random, explosion obsessed, stick-eating, ridiculous-”
“Don’t you have a mountain to look at?”
He smiles widely. “You’re right!” He turns back towards the mountain and stares deeply at it.
She picks up the TM to flip it over and back. “Waste not, want not.” She zips open the front pocket of her bag but freezes. “Missingno, when did that hammer come from?”
“The one from last chapter? I put it there sometime around Viridian Forest.”
She leers at him. “When exactly?”
“I don’t quite remember, but about 3.28849438493028484923012 seconds before you smashed the Nidoking.”
He tries to give the biggest smile, but she just rolls her eyes.
When they finally make it to Cerulean, Cassandra falls to her knees.
“It’s late, the sun is setting, you’ve been ridiculous all day, and now this?!”
“Oh, don’t be so dramatic. The ‘city’ is just on fire, that’s all.”
“I don’t know about wherever you come from, but towns being on fire is not normal here.”
“Don’t worry. It wasn’t normal there either… Usually.” He smiles brightly.
“Is that supposed to make me feel better?”
“No, but this might.” He holds up a Great Ball.
“Where did you find that?”
“It was buried deep into one of the cliffsides. Why and how someone did that, I have no clue.”
“Will it light on fire like other Pokeballs?”
“... Yes.”
She sighs heavily. “Then it’s worthless to me.”
Missingno shrugs and throws it far over his shoulder. It flies into a patch of tall grass and hits a Sandshrew. It rolls a few times before clicking.
Missingno caught a Sandshrew!
Cassandra glares at him. “Even you can catch Pokemon!”
“I’ll tell you what, you can have this one.”
“Wait, really?! I can’t throw empty Pokeballs, but if there is already a Pokemon inside, it works, right?”
“Yup. So, do do you have a Link Cable?”
“A what?” She raises an eyebrow.
“You don’t have one? Too bad…”
“Can’t you just give it to me?” She reaches out to take the Pokeball, but Missingno pulls it away. She tries several times to take it from him, but he continues to keep it just out of reach. “Just. Give. It. To. ME!” Each word comes with another failed attempt.
“Sorry. No can do. And I only have a Zelda Cable, so…” He shrugs.
“I still have no clue what you are talking about! Weedy, now!”
During the struggle, Weedy had crept up Missingno’s back undetected. At the signal, he leaps for the Great Ball.
At the last second, Missingno tosses it into his mouth. After he swallows, he gives a hearty laugh.
Cassandra slumps to her knees, shoulders limp. The sigh that escapes her is the heaviest so far.
Wow, this is my 2nd favorite story, right after Twilight.
“We can’t be friends anymore.”
WHAT?!
(Really, I have nothing against Twilight. This part is simply to teach Missingno a valuable lesson.
Pokemon is owned by Nintendo, Creatures inc, and GAME FREAK inc. Missingno is an original spin on the Pokemon owned by them as well.)
Cassandra stumbles out of the cave door, holding Weedy safely against her shoulder. She looks around quickly before turning back to examine the opening.
Missingno walks out while humming. He looks at Cassandra, at the exit, and back to her. “What are you doing?”
“I swear, I was just climbing a ladder. And then I found myself walking out of here. What happened in between?”
“I… don’t understand.”
She sighs. “You never do.” She looks at the direction of Cerulean City. “I think we have a few hours before the sun sets. We should try and make it by then.”
“You think? Why don’t we just turn around and determine the exact meteorological time based on the current position of the sun?” He turns around and freezes.
“What time does the mountain blocking our way say it is?”
“92 and a half.”
Cassandra shakes her head and walks off. The sun is behind Mt. Moon, so a gentle shadow envelops the slight hills that follow Route 4. There are some stairs, but for some reason they are spaced in different areas, so she just jumps up the short ledges. As she passes one small field, a small shine pulls her attention.
She bends down to find a disk lying in the grass. “What is this?”
Missingno peers over her shoulder. “That is probably the WORST TM… ever... of all time.”
“Wait, what is it?”
“Whirlwind, the Repel/escape button of pokemon moves.”
“Aren’t Repels extremely useful?”
“Yeah, as an item. Who would waste a move on a useless, worthless, wasteful, crazy, random, explosion obsessed, stick-eating, ridiculous-”
“Don’t you have a mountain to look at?”
He smiles widely. “You’re right!” He turns back towards the mountain and stares deeply at it.
She picks up the TM to flip it over and back. “Waste not, want not.” She zips open the front pocket of her bag but freezes. “Missingno, when did that hammer come from?”
“The one from last chapter? I put it there sometime around Viridian Forest.”
She leers at him. “When exactly?”
“I don’t quite remember, but about 3.28849438493028484923012 seconds before you smashed the Nidoking.”
He tries to give the biggest smile, but she just rolls her eyes.
When they finally make it to Cerulean, Cassandra falls to her knees.
“It’s late, the sun is setting, you’ve been ridiculous all day, and now this?!”
“Oh, don’t be so dramatic. The ‘city’ is just on fire, that’s all.”
“I don’t know about wherever you come from, but towns being on fire is not normal here.”
“Don’t worry. It wasn’t normal there either… Usually.” He smiles brightly.
“Is that supposed to make me feel better?”
“No, but this might.” He holds up a Great Ball.
“Where did you find that?”
“It was buried deep into one of the cliffsides. Why and how someone did that, I have no clue.”
“Will it light on fire like other Pokeballs?”
“... Yes.”
She sighs heavily. “Then it’s worthless to me.”
Missingno shrugs and throws it far over his shoulder. It flies into a patch of tall grass and hits a Sandshrew. It rolls a few times before clicking.
Missingno caught a Sandshrew!
Cassandra glares at him. “Even you can catch Pokemon!”
“I’ll tell you what, you can have this one.”
“Wait, really?! I can’t throw empty Pokeballs, but if there is already a Pokemon inside, it works, right?”
“Yup. So, do do you have a Link Cable?”
“A what?” She raises an eyebrow.
“You don’t have one? Too bad…”
“Can’t you just give it to me?” She reaches out to take the Pokeball, but Missingno pulls it away. She tries several times to take it from him, but he continues to keep it just out of reach. “Just. Give. It. To. ME!” Each word comes with another failed attempt.
“Sorry. No can do. And I only have a Zelda Cable, so…” He shrugs.
“I still have no clue what you are talking about! Weedy, now!”
During the struggle, Weedy had crept up Missingno’s back undetected. At the signal, he leaps for the Great Ball.
At the last second, Missingno tosses it into his mouth. After he swallows, he gives a hearty laugh.
Cassandra slumps to her knees, shoulders limp. The sigh that escapes her is the heaviest so far.
Wow, this is my 2nd favorite story, right after Twilight.
“We can’t be friends anymore.”
WHAT?!
(Really, I have nothing against Twilight. This part is simply to teach Missingno a valuable lesson.
Pokemon is owned by Nintendo, Creatures inc, and GAME FREAK inc. Missingno is an original spin on the Pokemon owned by them as well.)
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