rate my shizzle

[aipomkong]

lol first new team in months

Jolteon (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Volt Absorb
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Spd / 252 SAtk
Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Baton Pass
- Hidden Power [Grass]
- Substitute
- Thunderbolt

lol passes baton passes, eliminates thunderbolt gengar weak

Skarmory (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Sturdy
EVs: 196 HP / 56 Atk / 228 Def / 28 SDef
Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Rest
- Spikes
- Steel Wing
- Whirlwind

lol steel wing

Tyranitar (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Sand Stream
EVs: 52 HP / 252 Atk / 204 Spd
Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Dragon Dance
- Earthquake
- Rock Slide
- Taunt

lol jolly, no hp rock kthx

Salamence (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Intimidate
EVs: 84 HP / 232 Atk / 140 Spd / 52 SDef
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Brick Break
- Dragon Dance
- Earthquake
- Hidden Power [Flying]

brick break dd mence is sex, steel wing skarm > aero, lax > zapdos

Snorlax (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Thick Fat
EVs: 172 HP / 116 Atk / 72 SAtk / 148 SDef
Sassy Nature (+SDef, -Spd)
- Body Slam
- Fire Blast
- Focus Punch
- Rest

needs rest so zapdos/alakazam doesn't **** on my team

Gengar (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Levitate
EVs: 216 Atk / 180 Spd / 112 SAtk
Hasty Nature (+Spd, -Def)
- Focus Punch
- Giga Drain
- Hypnosis
- Ice Punch

jolt passes subs, gengar causes **** loads of problems when they switch thier gar counter into a hypnosis

 

[Hey Micky!]

Tyranitar (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Sand Stream
EVs: 52 HP / 252 Atk / 204 Spd
Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Dragon Dance
- Earthquake
- Rock Slide
- Taunt

lol jolly, no hp rock kthx

Enjoy losing when Salamence uses EQ (when you're weakned) after your RS misses causing you to lose. And don't cry hax either >:O

Snorlax (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Thick Fat
EVs: 172 HP / 116 Atk / 72 SAtk / 148 SDef
Sassy Nature (+SDef, -Spd)
- Body Slam
- Fire Blast
- Focus Punch
- Rest

You got TTar ****ig up your lefties and no beller... remidn me again how you figure you're gonna last Rest? No idiot keeps Zappy in agaisnt a resting lax, send in cross, lax switches out, fast forward ot later stage of the game, lax comes in asleep to wall Zappy, takes 25% on the switch in and proceeds to get 3KOed

 

[Calcos the Destroyer]

Hrm.

Hmm. He covered all of it, so there is none for moi to criticize. Wait.... Get rid of that T Tar, Or get more Rock/Steel/Ground Pokes, But then you'd be screwed by the opposing E-Quake or Fire-type that you happen to come by. So sad. Also, Skarmory needs:
Roar
Toxic
Spikes
Drill Peck

Other than that, you aren't TOO screwed. Or at least I don't think so.

 

[Hey Micky!]

Hmm. He covered all of it, so there is none for moi to criticize. Wait.... Get rid of that T Tar, Or get more Rock/Steel/Ground Pokes, But then you'd be screwed by the opposing E-Quake or Fire-type that you happen to come by. So sad. Also, Skarmory needs:
Roar
Toxic
Spikes
Drill Peck

Other than that, you aren't TOO screwed. Or at least I don't think so.

*sigh*

wheras Willowwhisp is a nub

spell it correctly >:O

 

[Calcos the Destroyer]

uh-huh.

wheras whillowhips is a nub

And yet he knows what he's talking about, unlike you.

 

[Pax Deorum]

No, Slack King knows what he does, Willowwisp knows what he does, unlike you suggesting Toxic Skarmory

 

[Kaiser]

calcos you should leave CRMT

-MK ;376;

 

[aipomkong]

I sud usee toxiiic skarmomy an den fail at life when, pokemon with heal bell comes in or a toxic resistor, great plan

 

[Infinity]

Where does it say we need more fighting and less RMTing in here?

Ah yes it's been too long since I've been back in the RMT forums. Changes in Bold.

lol first new team in months

Jolteon (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Volt Absorb
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Spd / 252 SAtk
Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Baton Pass
- Hidden Power [Grass]
- Substitute
- Thunderbolt

I was thinking of suggesting something else to start out with, but you could then send out Skarm For those Quakes. I think there are better leads on your team though.

Skarmory (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Sturdy
EVs: 196 HP / 56 Atk / 228 Def / 28 SDef
Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Rest
- Spikes
- Steel Wing/HP Steel/Drill Peck
- Whirlwind

HP Steel for more accuracy, why does Skarmory need more Def? Drill Peck is boring.

Tyranitar (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Sand Stream
EVs: 52 HP / 252 Atk / 204 Spd
Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Dragon Dance
- Earthquake
- Rock Slide
- Taunt

I like, I like.

Salamence (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Intimidate
EVs: 84 HP / 252 Atk / 172 Spd
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Brick Break
- Dragon Dance
- Earthquake
- Hidden Power [Flying]

What's it going to do with a couple more points in SPDef? Still gets 2HKOed by a STABed Tbolt and dies easily to an Ice Beam. More Speed and Attack = better killing machine.

Snorlax (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Thick Fat
EVs: 172 HP / 116 Atk / 72 SAtk / 148 SDef
Sassy Nature (+SDef, -Spd)
- Return
- Fire Blast
- Focus Punch
- Rest

Well if you like Hax, I'd stay with Body Slam, but a STABed Return is always about 25% more annoying.

Gengar (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Levitate
EVs: 216 Atk / 180 Spd / 112 SAtk
Hasty Nature (+Spd, -Def)
- Focus Punch
- Giga Drain/Thunderbolt
- Hypnosis
- Ice Punch

This is why I like having a Lum Berry Metagross... Screws over this and Breloom. Kill Spert or do more damage, it's all a personal preference. I like the set though.

One true way to test it out though is to knock around some NetBattle elites.

 

[leafgreen386]

Where does it say we need more fighting and less RMTing in here?

Hmm. He covered all of it, so there is none for moi to criticize. Wait.... Get rid of that T Tar, Or get more Rock/Steel/Ground Pokes, But then you'd be screwed by the opposing E-Quake or Fire-type that you happen to come by. So sad. Also, Skarmory needs:
Roar
Toxic
Spikes
Drill Peck

Other than that, you aren't TOO screwed. Or at least I don't think so.

Here...

And yet he knows what he's talking about, unlike you.

...and here.

 

[≈*Virulent Tsunami*≈]

Infinity, Spd is Speed, not Sp. Defense. And yes, one of the best Flying Moves in the game is incredibly boring. Use Aeroblast Skarm, %50 chance of Critical Hit, Focus Energy, and Scope Lens will make you unbeatable. Use Hydro Cannon whenever there's a Fire Type out, YOU WILL NEVER LOSE.

.....This is probably a fool's question, but does Salamence actually need that much HP? Seems like quite a lot, and it subtracts from Speed a lot(even though Salamence outspeeds a lot anyway). Not that it doesn't need HP, but it's just how much that I don't get.

~*CB*~
The 8th Champion​

 

[leafgreen386]

I'm gonna take a random guess that outspeeds Jolly Hera, and that's all the Spd it needs.

 

[Slack King]

And yet he knows what he's talking about, unlike you.

hi calcos the nub i dont suppose we have been properly introduced

hi im slack king i go by the name of ctrainer on netbattle i know willowhisp i can call him a nub i know what im doing you dont stfu plx

 

[Hey Micky!]

hi calcos the nub i dont suppose we have been properly introduced

hi im slack king i go by the name of ctrainer on netbattle i know Willowwhisp i can call him a nub i know what im doing you dont stfu plx

ffs slack ,get it right. And yeh, don't flame Calcos, and Calcos, learn good advice before givign out bad advice ><;

/pretending to mod ftw

 

[aipomkong]

my salamence outspeed adamant hera, which is all ddmence needs

 

[Slack King]

you should give it hydro pump for donphan

 

[leafgreen386]

my salamence outspeed adamant hera, which is all ddmence needs

It outspeeds a lot more than Adamant Hera. You only need 270 to do that.

lol I said Jolly Hera. 296 Spd lol

 

[klducks]

hi im slack king i go by the name of ctrainer on netbattle i know willowhisp i can call him a nub i know what im doing you dont stfu plx

wait, what? lol...

oh and willowisp, how are you whillowisp? whillowisp, whats up willowisp? WHILLOWWISP!

Edit: so many typos =S lo ciento

 

[Slack King]

correction

i know what im doing and you dont, stfu plx

 

[KaptainKadaver]

Um, just a little question, how does Snorlax plan to survive the rest?