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[octoboy]

5/10. Might have been funnier if I'd understood which denomination each of the speakers were from (it's been too long since I've watched Moral Orel to recall off the top of my head)

“I was hoping somebody would ask, so yeah, woodpecker tongues wrap around their skulls and go out their mouth like a f*cked up fruit rollup.” – Hood Nature

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

10/10 Casual Geographic is just great! I got his book for Christmas last year!

"I could beat you with one arm tied behind my back... and the other one missing entirely!" - Osiris: Broken God Of The Afterlife (SMITE)

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

6/10 It’s okay I suppose....

Timmy: Gee, Mr Lizard, I’ve never seen a real jet engine before! How does it work?
Mr Lizard: Well Timmy, the best way to learn about something is by taking a good close look. Why don’t you peek inside- There you go- Ok while I step behind this asbestos shield?
Earl and Baby: Ooooh! He’s gonna say it!
Timmy: Gosh it’s not doing anything!
Mr Lizard: Keep looking!
Timmy: Okay but I don’t think it’s going to work. I mean nothing’s hap-
*Jet engine flame incinerates Timmy*
Earl and Baby: Say it!
Mr Lizard: We’re gonna need another Timmy!
~Dinosaurs

 

[Aquaslash]

7/10 It goes without saying that you should never look inside a jet engine while it’s turned on. Does “needing a new Timmy” happen a lot in the show?

Andrealphus: Though, you know… if your husband (Stolas) dies, it won’t turn out well for you.
Stella: He’ll be dead! Why wouldn’t it?
Andrealphus: Because, my dear sister, you’ve already produced an heir. When he dies, his duties, his possessions, his legions, it will all pass to… Via. So, if you kill him, you would..?
Stella: Laugh? Ha!
Andrealphus: No, you stupid cow! You’d get nothing!
~Helluva Boss

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

7/10 Interesting....

Woman (Dully): How was your day?
Man (Dully): It was a day.
Woman (Dully): What does that mean? Why don’t you talk to me like a person?
~Moral Orel

 

[octoboy]

6/10, guess Gene's parents from the Emoji Movie were beaten to their own schtick.

“Am I right? A-am I right? It’s a genuine question… Not confident in these observations.” – Alasdair Beckett-King in his standup performance

 

[Schade]

Tbh, me during every exams. 9/10

"How dare you talk about saving your daughter, when you've murdered mine!?" - Alcina Dimitrescu (Resident Evil 8)

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

8/10 pot meet kettle

• "I have mastered seventy two earthly transformations, seventy three seemed... excessive." Sun Wukong (SMITE)

 

[Aquaslash]

8.5/10 I think he can stand to master nine more earthly transformations. Make it a square number, so to speak.

“Aw man, I didn’t give a rat’s a** about this competition, but Christ on a stick Fizz, piledrive those sl**s!”
--Blitzø (Helluva Boss)

 

[Schade]

Watch your mouth, friend! 3/10

"Nice insult, Hannah Montana. You got any more harsh digs?"
- Jennifer Check (Jennifer's Body)

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

5/10 Yawn

Bob: The only couple I know are James and his wife but I don’t know how much fun she’ll be. She’s dead. And Canadian!
-The Oblongs