Quinn: I think people who run over animals should get run over themselves to see how they like it.
Daria: What about unpopular animals?
Quinn: Unpopular animals don’t count.
Daria: What about the stupid ones?
~Daria- College Bored
Ralph (Raising hand): Miss Hoover? The ground is moving....
Miss Hoover (Annoyed): Oh Ralph, that’s just your imagination! Remember when you thought-?
*Miss Hoover turns around just as a gush of oil breaks through the floor and sends Ralph with his desk screaming into the air*
~The Simpsons- Who Shot Mr Burns Part One
Lmao, she's been taking notes from a certain other persona user who punches
Yusei: Well, there's this man in a mask...
Yugi: Is he voiced by Jim Carrey?
Yusei: ...who wants to kill Pegasus to rid the world of Duel Monsters and-
Yugi: That's insane! A world without Duel Monsters? If that happens we'll actually have to pay attention in class!
Jaden: And if the game isn't popular enough, there won't be schools built for the sole purpose of teaching children how to play card games!
Yugi: I can live with that actually
Jaden: and then we'll all have to play Magic: The Gathering
Yugi: Oh hell no, hell no! I will not stand for that brand of bullcrap!
(Trading Back to the Past for Salvation Cards)
Helga: I happen to know that she’s at a tea party with the Debbies. I’m sure my invitation got lost in the mail.
Milo: You Live in a fantasy world, don’t you, Helga?
Helga (Daydreaming And then paying attention): What was that? I was thinking about my hundreds and hundreds of boyfriends.
6/10. Living in a fantasy world is all fun and games until you end up in a bad place...
“How about a nice, close shave;
Teach your whiskers to behave;
Lots of lather, lots of soap;
Please hold still, don’t be a dope;
Now we’re ready for the scraping;
There’s no use to try escaping;
Yell and scream and rant and rave;
It’s no use, you need a shave!”
Milo: Helga, I’m not your man! I’m keeping your secret but you’ve got to lighten up.
Helga: You’re gonna leave me, aren’t you?! Everyone that I care about leaves me!
*Helga starts crying an exaggerated flow of tears*
Milo (Annoyed): Fine. I’ll stay in this loveless relationship out of pity.
Helga (Happily as she suddenly stops crying): Oh goodie!
~The Oblongs- Milo Interrupted
Channel your inner darkness and use it for your own ideals!
"No Sticks, it's worse than that. I think Puppycon.......is a Fuzzy Puppy fan convention. Still, I don't trust Eggman. So despite the risk to my carefully cultivated street cred, we're going.......to Puppycon"-Sonic (Sonic Boom (cartoon))