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mehmeh1

I don't feel safe!
8.5/10
Though don't forget that as important as devotion is in a loving relationship, you can't ignore your own wellbeing and happiness

"But Neku, you told me you couldn't afford to lose. Give up on yourself and you give up on the world"-Joshua (The World Ends With You)
 

Captain Jigglypuff

Leader of Jigglypuff Army
7/10 It’s pretty relatable.

Brain (As he lead a steampunk mechanical elephant run by crying orphans through the court room): Parliament will crumble like an over-floured Scottish shortbread! Onwards, vile orphans, onwards!
Dot: Wow. Maybe we should have stuck with that storyline.
Yak KO: Yeah. Looks way more interesting than our heavy-handed treatment of workers’ rights.
~Wakkiver Twist- Animaniacs reboot
 

Aquaslash

Well-Known Member
9/10. You know an Animaniacs sketch is a banger when the Warner siblings and Pinky and the Brain are in it.

Verosika: Aw, you mad, Blitzo? You gonna run off leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car, and (in unison with Blitzø) run three rings to Wrath and max my credit cards on s****y horse riding lessons?!
Blitzø: G******it w****, you will not let that go!
Verosika: Choke on a sandpaper c***!
~ Helluva Boss
 

octoboy

I Crush Everything
4/10. Seems like one of those maybe-funnier-with-context things.

“You don’t walk down the street and spit in a man’s eye and not expect him to drop from the ceiling of your bedroom in the middle of the night and slit your throat. And I’m not saying that as a threat, legal.” – Brennan Lee Mulligan as Landon Bablandananavan, Skype CEO
 

Aquaslash

Well-Known Member
5/10. A couple of things about the above quote. I’m certain that dropping from a ceiling in the middle of the night and slitting someone’s throat is way too extreme of a punishment for spitting in someone’s eye. Also, I’m pretty sure Landon Bablandananavan isn’t the real CEO of Skype. One more thing, who’s legal?

“A human called me a possum… I am… not a possum!”
~ Moxxie, Helluva Boss

For context, Moxxie was surrounded by spring breakers who mistook him for a possum, so they put him in a sports cooler filled with beer, and that’s why he was so drunk that he couldn’t stand.

Also, Moxxie is an imp, not a possum.
 

Morax

Well-Known Member
6/10 sounds like a poor attempt at humor (no offense)

"Eternity is instantaneous, and an instant is eternal.” – Archer
 

octoboy

I Crush Everything
4/10. Sounds like it's meant to be profound, but I don't see how this makes any sense.

One more thing, who’s legal?
I'm pretty sure that meant the legal department of Skype, who would probably have a bone to pick with the CEO if he made a threat.

“2020 had a lot of weird headlines, but a zoo asking people to Facetime introverted eels in the name of science is definitely up there.” – Hood Nature
 

mehmeh1

I don't feel safe!
9/10
Oh yeah I remember hearing about that, it's kinda sad but kinda adorable too

Hop Pop: "How's the crickets and cream ice cream, kids?"
Anne: "You know, there was a time I'd pick out the bug bits......That time has passed!"
(Amphibia)
 

Captain Jigglypuff

Leader of Jigglypuff Army
5/10 It’s okay I suppose....

Rich: Shut up!
*Hits Ron*
Ron: Why did you hit me?
Rich: Cause I don’t like you Derp Droid.
Ron: I don’t you Derp Droid.
*Ron smacks Rich hard*
~Ron’s Gone Wrong
 

Aquaslash

Well-Known Member
4/10. Talk about raging against the machine! Sheesh!

“I’m all for strong female characters, but only if they fall in love with cute boys.”
~ Dot Warner, Animaniacs reboot

For those who may not get the quote the first time around, here it is again with key words underlined.

“I’m all for strong female characters, but only if they fall in love with cute boys.”
 

octoboy

I Crush Everything
5/10. Considering who's talking, I'd imagine the bar for cuteness is impossibly high!

“That’s the beautiful thing about skeletons, man – no boobs on a skeleton.” – Caldwell Tanner
 

Kung Fu Ferret

Horrific God of Decay
7/10 for the WTF factor alone.

Not sure if I posted this one yet but....

"Sword? Check! Chains? Check! Shield? Check! Body bags? Check!" Ares, Greek god of war, as depicted in Smite
 

Aquaslash

Well-Known Member
7/10. Checks, checks, checks across the board!

“Keep your eyes open, Fireheart. Keep your ears pricked. Keep looking behind you. Because one day I’ll find you, and then you’ll be crow-food.”
~ Tigerclaw, Warriors: Forest of Secrets
 

octoboy

I Crush Everything
7/10. That's one hell of a threat.

“no rush guys im just suffocating while you throw children at me” – Ham Entertainment
 
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