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Rate the Theory!

Grovyl

Who dun dug diglett?
Just thought of this because I was bored, and that's what I do when I'm bored. Think.

Rate The Theory! and other such things.

Anyways, let us get to the game and rules.
The rules.
All SPPf rules apply.
You have to state a rating and reason, theory, and theory topic.
Rating on a scale of 1 - 10
Theory and theory topic have to be appropriate.
No "Yes or No Questions" so no questions beginning "is"

Since most of you probably don't get what I mean by now, here is an example.
Hurr said:
Topic - Why Pie Tastes So Good.
Dee said:
Theory - Little molecules in pie filling are filled with a chemical named, "T2" or "Tasty Twelve" because there are 12 nucleuses that give a special burst of flavor into each tasty molecule.
Topic - Why is Croagunk so awesome?
Durr! said:
9 - Creative, but stupid names.
Theory - Mother Croagunk bath it's eggs in the outer most universe material which give the babies incredible awesomeness.
Topic - Why is Chuck Norris so awesome?

So yeah, considering this gets approved, I'll start.
How was the Universe created? *Dun Dun Dun*
 
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Finch.

Sunlight, sunlight~
Theory- *opens bible*

In the beginning, God created the heaven and the Earth.....

Topic - is Darato awesome? (saw this in several signatures, I'm curious)
 

Grovyl

Who dun dug diglett?
4 - Not very creative, I'm all about creativity.
Theory - Umm, I don't really see how I can make a theory about this, but sure?
Topic - Why do spider bites hurt?
 

Alliance

Re-Arrival
0 - Can't really make a theory about a topic that started with "is"

Theory - They hurt because spiders have a special type of venom on their fangs, which isn't too deadly, but enough to sting. Of course, in some spiders, this special venom, known as "V4" (I lol), is much stronger.

Topic - Why is Naruto a complete weirdo?
 

Darato

(o,..,o)
2-Used real terms instead of fun ones.

Theory-He grew up watching Dragon Ball and always wanted to be like that, to the point were it drove him insane. This set him off on a quest to travel the world in search of the dragon balls to make a wish to have their powers. He finally heard from some teenagers in a small village that he could find two dragon ball at the top of the mountain just a little past their town. He spent days climbing to the top and when he finally got there he ran in grabbed the first two balls he saw, but sadly he didn't notice they were really a dragon's balls and the dragon woke up and attacked him. This caused him to become even more insane than he already was, and he lost himself in his own mind.

Topic-When we have a whole wide space in the reply box, why don't the staff put more tags in for us to use while quick replying?

L.F.D.
 
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Loreni333

Taking Over Serebii
8- clever. Reminds me of Ash Ketchem psychology theory.

Theroy: when we are replying, the text posted often contains awesome-cules. Awesome-cules are created by good posts, and by having links and videos. So, to prevent the overload, they split the things So awesome-cules are not too abundant, as too many make a soviet mukip...

Topic: Why do kittens tend to love cheese burgers, while dogs are almost always non-cheese Berger hungry? And why do kittens have bad grammar?
 

Mr. Marowak

was wrong about Gen6
7/10. I chuckled.

Theory: On your body, inside your skin, there are little parasites that want to escape through your toenails known as, "Gravitykes". Their constant effort holds you down.

Topic: When will Gary Oak be badass again?
 

Subzerostupid

Walking Pokedex
10/10 - nice and creative, the way i like it
Theory - A new form of the puberty virus struck him so he can never be badass again
Topic - how do babies tell if someone is speaking in a different language?
 

Loreni333

Taking Over Serebii
0/10 not a theory.

Theroy: Becuase when you were born, your spirit was at a casino. Now, after he played a slot, he was transported to you on the basis on how good the thing was. The better he did, the better the body he got.

Topic: How did life begin?
 

DittoDude

The King of Town.
8/10 funny

Theory: God created it

Topic: How did I get so awesome?
 

Loreni333

Taking Over Serebii
2/10 Sooooo original!

Theory: Well, by being on serebii you were exposed to Awesome-cules. So this would make you awesome, and you are slowly turning into Soviet-Mudkip.

Topic: Why deosnt everyone love My little pony?
 

Plat. Frontier

Epic Mustache
1/10. There's a reason:

Theory: Ponies like shooting each other up with cocaine and other drugs and guns.

Topic: Why do monkeys throw crap?
 

Loreni333

Taking Over Serebii
1/10 RESPECT TEH PONY!

Theory: It's there way of saying, "A-HOLE!".

Topic: Why is rainbow Dash so... COLORFUL!?
 
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