Real Life Pokemon Uses

[Aqua_Charlie]

I searched for this thread and didn't find any threads like this so i hope its ok

What do you think pokemon would be used for in real life, ya know if they where real? Don't post unless your answering the question...

Mareep: Woll for Jackets, Static Jackets lol
Wobbufet: one of them Sign holders, it could just stand there all day and if someone trys to take the sign down he'l counter them!
Ekans: Simple Household Pet.
Mr Mime: Waiter
Sneasel: Chef
Numel: Coal Mine worker
Camerupt: Circus attraction, 'Ride a Camerupt'
Wailord: 'Wailu, the Seaworld atraction' (instead of 'Shamu')
Machop: Exercise Program Lady/Man

Post your ideas!

 

[Vantage]

Jynx-air conditioner


We need twentey down here in Australia at the moment......

 

[zeppelin]

gardevoir-stripppper lol

 

[Watergod]

Abra- quick, eco-friendly transport.
Gulpin/Swalot-waste disposal
Tauros-BEEF!
Voltorb-practical jokes e.g. "Hey, look at that Pokeball" "wow" *bzaap* "ouch"
Any electric Pokemon-Source of electricity
Ditto-ANYTHING YOU WANT!!

 

[Polursine]

WATER: water
FIRE: heat (not the we Aussies need it right now! XP)
ELECTRIC: electricity, lights
PSYCHIC: lifing heavy things

Unowns: Alphabet Soup!
Voltorb/Elecrode: Bowling Ball
Scyther: Hedge/plant trimmer
Magikarp: entertainment!

 

[Watergod]

ELECTRIC: electricity, lights

What do you think lights run on anyway if it's not electricity and electric Pokemon can provide it?
On topic:
Jigglypuff-sleeping aid
Chimeco-stress relief, when it uses heal bell, it chimes soothingly.

 

[MaskedManAbsolkid]

Chinchou/Lantern: Hydroelectric?

 

[Polursine]

What do you think lights run on anyway if it's not electricity and electric Pokemon can provide it?
On topic:
Jigglypuff-sleeping aid
Chimeco-stress relief, when it uses heal bell, it chimes soothingly.

You know, when the light go out. Underwater searching. Use your imagination!

Miltank: Moo Moo Milk!
Ekans/Arbok/Seviper: Mouse hunter
Diglett/Dugtrio: Ground works (planting new seeds etc)

 

[Watergod]

You know, when the light go out. Underwater searching. Use your imagination!

UNderwater? With electric Pokemon? Two words, not clever.
Anyway:
Alakazam-Psycho-therapy, as in hypnotizing someone to quit smoking and such like
Pidgey-Clay pidgeon shooting, without the clay part
Feebas-Fish and chips, minus chips.

Chinchou/lantern: Hydroelectric?

Do you even know what that is? Well it's where fast flowing water is used to turn turbines to create electricity, instead of using steam to turn the turbines. Not where water and electricity are combined in one handy package, like Chinchou and Lanturn.

 

[PkmnTrainerKai]

God , how many times have me and my friends spoke about this,we said that if pokemon were in our world they would be used mainly as war tools.
1.Skarmory air force < drop spikes etc
2.Machokes etc <Throw mines (Any exploding pok'emon baring Shiftree and snorlax they would be dificult to throw)
3.Sharpeedo<Torpeedo
4.Magnemite/ton <Mobile EMP'S
5.Keckleon<S.A.S (Stealth)
6.Any pokemon able to fire stuff
We also made up fun ones aswell:
1.Mr.Mime < Window replacer
2.Abra<Waiter
3.Lombre<Food tray
4.Tauros<Bucking Bronco
5.Forretress < Door stop (i dont hate them btw)
6.Wob < Any sort of baricade
7.Gardevoir< Bodygaurd
8.Whismur and Hoothoot<Alarm clock
9.Nosepass< yet another doorstop , also doubles as compass (duh)
10.Mawile yay <Stapler/compresion device
11.Aron<Demolition , it eats metal
12.Volbeat,Illumise< "cats eyes"
13.Gulpin<Eats stuff like trash and hides evidence ie.school letters
14.Swalot<same as above but larger things, dead bodies etc
meh out of ideas

 

[Bulk]

Snorlax - Roadblock (for police uses)
Rayquaza/Gyrados - Replacement for rolar-costers (much cheaper)
Snorunt - Ice Cream Maker
Rapidash - make the Grand National a bit more exciting considering they can run a hell of alot faster
Groudon - Demolition

and that's all I can think of for now.

 

[Clockwork Ninja]

Houndour/Houndoom - Guard dogs
Rhydon/Dunsparce - Drilling/Mining (Dunsparce can drill downwards and Rhydon can drill upwards)
Skitty/Snubul/Meowth/Swablu/LOADS MORE - Pets
Miltank/Mareep/Tauros - Various farm pokemon
Shuckle - ..... whatever they do with berries

 

[Moonlight.]

Fire pokemon - Camp fires
Water pokemon - Unlimited supply of water
All pokemon - Protection of some sort, Houndoom would work well for this

 

[Doned]

Cool topic. I'm trying to think of ones people havent said yet, all I can think is

Chansey/blissey --> Nurses

 

[Freakshow]

Regice: Ice for water (chunk part of it off and put it in water)
Alakazam: Homework do-er. also serves as a teleporter
Latios/Latias/Skarmory: Flight
Zapdos/Raikou: power plant
Metagross: Bomb
Porygon2: Computer assistant
Jigglypuff: to sing you to sleep at night....just hope it doesn't scribble all over.
Snorlax: Trampoline
Fire types: Fire for the kitchen
Weezing: Trash eater

 

[Lord wackruntlje]

Many Abras that evolves into kadaras- Spoon factory
Groudon- Anti Tsunami maker
Milktank- Burgers
Lunatone/Solrock- Space expeditions
Torkoal(sick)- Leans kids that they shouldn't smoke

 

[PUrEHearT]

Pokemon - pets
Growlite(sp) - Police Dog

i dont know i dont feel like thinking right now

 

[Buizeru]

Hoothoot:A guide in the dark.
Absol:To predict natural disasters.

 

[Arrow]

Zapdos: Warp Core

Articuno: Who needs cold storage anyway?

Moltres: "Any questions about propane?...or propane accessories?"

 

[RedJirachi]

Just like in the anime