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REPOST: "Pokémon: Intensity" - Season 7 (Rated TV-14) (FINAL SEASON)
And here we are again at the final season of "Intensity". As much as some people want me to write more seasons, I can't maintain this level of quality for 22 post-marriage episodes. So enjoy this one - and look on the bright side; after this, I still got all my scripts to repost.
“I Know Who You Did Last Season”
Episode 6ACP20
Original Airdate: 9/18/09
Guest Voice: Stephen Colbert as Armond Mitsumune
Left alone in his apartment after Misty walked out on him, Ash laments to Pikachu that he has no idea what to do. Now that Misty believes Ash is sleeping with May, she will never take him back, and will undoubtedly spread the story around. But Pikachu confirms his alliance to Ash, claiming that he will always believe his side of the story. With at least one friend left, Ash decides to set out and get Misty back. Unfortunately, he has no idea where Misty has gone, and with Gary, Brock, and Max all against him at this point, he has no choice but to search for her the hard way. He theorizes that she may have returned to the Cerulean City Gym and makes the journey. Sure enough, he finds her there, but Violet, Lily, and Daisy refuse to let him in to see her. Misty wants absolutely nothing to do with him. Crushed inside, Ash sadly returns to Pallet Town to seek advice from Delia, Oak, and Tracey. The best Delia and Oak can say is that if Misty truly trusts Ash, she will return on her own. But Tracey encourages Ash to try and win her back by proving his innocence. Ash takes this advice to heart and approaches Misty outright, but Misty doesn’t want to hear it. Ash instead goes to the source of his problem – May, who has just returned from the hospital. He demands that she tell Misty the truth, but May refuses, insisting that she finally has a boyfriend that can’t leave him for another girl. Ash’s life is soon made worse by May’s constant calling him, trying to arrange dates. She eventually begins following him to work. While May is walking home behind him one day, Ash can’t take it anymore and punches May in the nose. She stumbles backwards into the road and is hit by a car, winding up back in the hospital. Everyone who witnessed the act believes it was a murder attempt, and soon, even Ash’s few remaining friends do not trust him. Delia gives him the cold shoulder, and even Pikachu can’t look Ash in the eye. Now a broken, friendless shell of a man, Ash once more returns to the Cerulean Gym to tell Misty that he has no reason to continue living, then drives away somberly. Several hours later, Misty sees a news report on TV – Ash is atop the Goldenrod Radio Tower, ready to jump. May also sees the story and realizes what she’s done. She calls up Misty and admits the whole truth, and a frantic Misty immediately sets off to the tower to prevent it. Among the crowd below the suicidal Ash, Misty calls out her heartfelt apology to him. Realizing that the one woman he truly loves has returned to him, Ash climbs down and rushes to Misty for an apologetic, passionate kiss. Shortly after, Ash reconciles with his friends, and Misty assures everyone that her engagement to Ash is back on.
“*batteries not excluded”
Episode 6ACP17
Original Airdate: 9/25/09
To signify the 20th anniversary of Jessie, James, and Meowth’s enrollment in Team Rocket, Giovanni gives the trio a pair of universal walkie-talkies. They use the gadgets to communicate during their next mission when they split up to infiltrate a bank from the front and rear entrances. After several more missions, they become addicted to the things and even use them outside of work in place of their cellphones. Though they show no decline in the quality of their work, Giovanni worries that the devices may become a hindrance soon. To see just how devoted they are to their assignments, Giovanni tests Jessie and James’ mettle by sending them on a practice mission of Class A caliber. Determined to prove that they are ready for their promotion, they willingly take the job of breaking into a Petalburg City home and stealing the resident’s wealthy possessions. But afterwards, the police investigate the crime scene and find Meowth’s walkie-talkie in the bushes outside the house. Figuring that it could be a clue, Officer Jenny takes it back to the station. On her way, she hears the signals coming from Jessie and James’ walkie-talkies, revealing where they are headed on their next mission. Finally having the jump on Team Rocket agents for once, Jenny holds on to the device and uses it as radar to see if Team Rocket hits locally again. When she overhears that they are heading to Fuschia City for their next heist, she notifies the Fuschia police, who are waiting for Jessie and James when they arrive, Perplexed, the criminals turn their van around and flee, but the cops follow. James makes a sharp turn off the road into a forest to lose the police. Once out of sight, the three continue to run on foot, but Meowth gets separated. It is only when he tries to radio Jessie and James for help that he realizes his walkie-talkie is gone. Jenny catches up to him with the device and plans to have Meowth arrested, but her voice transmits over the walkie-talkie to Jessie and James, who follow the signal to Meowth and make their escape. Back at base, Jessie and James return their walkie-talkies to Giovanni.
“Four Weddings and a Wedding”
Episode 7ACP01
Original Airdate: 10/9/09
Guest Voice: Janeane Garofalo as Lisa
Ash and Misty have completely forgiven each other for their misunderstandings and have subsequently grown closer than ever. They eagerly anticipate their wedding, and their friends and relatives all offer their congratulations. Upon witnessing their blissful reunion, Brock, May, Tracey, and Misty’s sisters all begin to wonder whether or not they will ever get married. All six of them make the independent decision to find their soul mates within the next year. Brock begins getting more personal with his dates, and on one outing he meets a particularly attractive Nurse Joy with many of his same interests. They hit it off very well, and Brock agrees to see her again. May, still feeling guilty for starting the whole “Ash-Misty conflict” to begin with, decides to find a new boyfriend that she won’t harm emotionally. When the bar scene turns up empty, she joins a video-dating service out of desperation. Tracey has a particularly hard time finding a boyfriend, as the gay community in Kanto is not that massive. He manages to find one same-sex bar in the region, but his hopes fade when he sees that it’s a lesbian bar. On his way back to pallet, he meets Lisa, a woman whose date stood her up at the bar. He offers to drive her home, and the two build a friendship. Violet, Lily, and Daisy all hit the dating scene at once, eyeing the potential at the Slateport Beach. They meet a guy named Chris whome they are all equally attracted to, but they begin to argue when they try to claim him. Meanwhile, Brock grows ever closer to Joy, but when he asks her about the prospect of marriage, she acts repulsed by the idea of commitment. Realizing she’s not “the one”, Brock breaks it off. May gets no responses from her tapes and is heartbroken, and as a last resort she tries to get back together with Gary, but he explains that they just don’t click with each other anymore. Tracey and Lisa, though friendly, realize the awkawardness of having no sexual attraction to each other. The Waterflowers all compete for Chris’ affections, but he turns out to be married, much to their chagrin. When Ash and Misty learn of their friends’ hardships with love, they learn that their relationship is more special than they thought.
“Let ‘Em Bleed”
Episode 7ACP02
Original Airdate: 10/16/09
Jessie and James are overjoyed to learn that they are 50 missions away from their Class A promotion. During their next mission, they hide out in an alley to plot their moves, where they run into Butch and Cassidy, now beaten-down and homeless after being fired a year ago. Both of them are furious at Jessie and James for their good fortune, but the criminals ignore the threats and successfully pull off their mission. As Jessie and James drive back to base, Cassidy’s seething rage segues into insane hatred, and she and Butch vow to kill the two agents for everything they’ve done. They come up with the idea to hold Jessie and James hostage at their next mission and murder them there. Set with their plan, Butch and Cassidy set out to Viridian City, but on the way they are taken in to a homeless shelter against their will. When they try to escape, the head of the mission hears Cassidy’s rantings about killing Jessie and James and refers them to psychiatrist Vanessa Maehara. Maehara tries to ease Butch and Cassidy by telling them her past successes, such as curing Misty Waterflower of her fear of insects. Butch and Cassidy recognize Misty’s name and track her down to Ash’s apartment, but landlord Leonard recognizes their tattered Rocket outfits and throws them out. They shed the “R” overshirts and manage to stow away on the Goldenrod Magnet Train to Saffron City. By pure coincedence, Jessie and James are there on their next mission. Butch and Cassidy lock themselves, Jessie, and James in the bank vault they are raiding and take their guns. Fortunately, Meowth is left outside and manages to call Giovanni, who sends a mass of Rocket agents to Jessie and James’ aid. As a crazed Butch and Cassidy prepare to kill their rivals, the other Rockets burst in and save their colleagues, beating Butch and Cassidy to a pulp. When the cops arrive, the agents make a break for it, but Butch and Cassidy are arrested. More outraged than ever, they are placed in a maximum-security insane asylum, left to stew in their own hatred for six life sentences.
“Gone in 90 Minutes”
Episode 7ACP03
Original Airdate: 10/23/09
Ash, Misty, Pikachu, and Togetic use a rainy weekend as an excuse to see a movie. They settle on seeing a highly hyped action movie, but ten minutes into the film, all four of them are insanely bored. By movie’s end, they all agree that it was a total waste of their time, and it appears to be the popular opinion among the moviegoers. Wanting to know who directed this junk, Ash scans the film’s movie poster and recognizes the name of director Cleavon Schpielbunk, the movie director that cast Misty’s Psyduck in a movie 20 years ago. Ash is so offended by the movie that he sends Schpielbunk a nasty e-mail, telling him everything that went wrong. Surprisingly, Ash gets a reply from the director. In actuality, Schpielbunk is being smothered in negative backlash from his recent movies and, in his opinion, has never directed anything good because he hasn’t listened to audience feedback. Inspired by Ash’s e-mail, Schpielbunk asks Ash and Misty to be test screeners for his next movie. Ash and Misty agree, figuring that if they give Schpielbunk enough advice, his next film won’t be so horrible. They travel to Schpielbunk’s new studio in Kyoto, where they witness the art of moviemaking on the soundstages. Schpielbunk encourages them to speak their mind about his next movie, an attempt at romantic comedy. So repulsed are they by the advance screening that Pikachu and Togetic secretly walk out to explore the studio at their leisure. Ash and Misty immediately advise Schpielbunk on what to do to improve the movie – reshoot the entire thing. Schpielbunk hires Ash and Misty as the screenwriters on the spot. Trying to come up with a good revised plot, Ash and Misty decide to make a movie loosely based on their own lives, from the first time they met to their engagement and impending wedding. After outlining the idea, Schpielbunk reviews it and loves it, making the two executive producers. But Pikachu and Togetic have been arrested by studio security for inadvertently destroying the master copy of another of the studio’s next major releases, and all four are banned from the premises. Ash deduces that Schpielbunk will just have to release the original movie and hope for the best. The movie ultimately bombs, ending Schpielbunk’s career.
“The Last Karate Kid”
Episode 7ACP04
Original Airdate: 11/6/09
Guest Voice: Alyson Hannigan as Janine
When Togetic tears Misty’s bridal fashion catalogue in half, Misty walks down the street to buy a replacement. On the way, she is yanked into an alleyway and mugged. The mugger swipes Misty’s purse and necklace and takes off. Shaken, Misty slowly makes her way back to the apartment, where she sadly tells Ash that she couldn’t defend herself in time. She has never known any form of self-defense beyond Pokémon training, and Ash suggests that she learn how to fight. Misty takes the suggestion to heart and settles on karate lessons. Trying to find a school at which she can learn from the top experts, she remembers Koga, the current member of the Elite Four who formerly owned the Fuschia City Gym. She sets off to the Indigo Plateau, where Koga agrees to begin training her in the ancient art of karate. She begins her lessons at Koga’s old gym, now under the joint ownership of Koga’s sister Aya and daughter Janine. Koga takes time off to mentor Misty personally, and after just a few weeks Misty shows a perfect grasp of the basics. Togetic, however, thinls Misty is trying to compensate for the fact that she can’t fight anyone without a Pokémon. To show her what karate is really about, Misty takes Togetic along on one of her lessons. Mesmerized by the agile movements and stealthy weaponry of the other students, Togetic demands to take lessons too. Koga agrees to place Togetic in the remedial classes, taught by Janine, but Togetic’s boundless energy soon results in her being transferred to the advanced class. Within a matter of months, both Misty and Togetic are advanced fighters. Ash is proud of Misty, but they soon realize what a mistake they’ve made by allowing Togetic to attend the classes. With her new knowledge of karate, Togetic combines her physical strength with her extreme cynicism to become a threat to everyone in the apartment. Misty takes her back to the gym, where Koga explains that karate is not to be used to bully people for no reason. Togetic refuses to listen, and Koga makes her a challenge – if he can beat her in a karate match, she must promise never to abuse her skills again. Togetic accepts, but before the battle even begins, Misty subdues Togetic and drags her to the Blackthorn City Move Deleter, who wipes her memory clean of her karate skills.
And here we are again at the final season of "Intensity". As much as some people want me to write more seasons, I can't maintain this level of quality for 22 post-marriage episodes. So enjoy this one - and look on the bright side; after this, I still got all my scripts to repost.
“I Know Who You Did Last Season”
Episode 6ACP20
Original Airdate: 9/18/09
Guest Voice: Stephen Colbert as Armond Mitsumune
Left alone in his apartment after Misty walked out on him, Ash laments to Pikachu that he has no idea what to do. Now that Misty believes Ash is sleeping with May, she will never take him back, and will undoubtedly spread the story around. But Pikachu confirms his alliance to Ash, claiming that he will always believe his side of the story. With at least one friend left, Ash decides to set out and get Misty back. Unfortunately, he has no idea where Misty has gone, and with Gary, Brock, and Max all against him at this point, he has no choice but to search for her the hard way. He theorizes that she may have returned to the Cerulean City Gym and makes the journey. Sure enough, he finds her there, but Violet, Lily, and Daisy refuse to let him in to see her. Misty wants absolutely nothing to do with him. Crushed inside, Ash sadly returns to Pallet Town to seek advice from Delia, Oak, and Tracey. The best Delia and Oak can say is that if Misty truly trusts Ash, she will return on her own. But Tracey encourages Ash to try and win her back by proving his innocence. Ash takes this advice to heart and approaches Misty outright, but Misty doesn’t want to hear it. Ash instead goes to the source of his problem – May, who has just returned from the hospital. He demands that she tell Misty the truth, but May refuses, insisting that she finally has a boyfriend that can’t leave him for another girl. Ash’s life is soon made worse by May’s constant calling him, trying to arrange dates. She eventually begins following him to work. While May is walking home behind him one day, Ash can’t take it anymore and punches May in the nose. She stumbles backwards into the road and is hit by a car, winding up back in the hospital. Everyone who witnessed the act believes it was a murder attempt, and soon, even Ash’s few remaining friends do not trust him. Delia gives him the cold shoulder, and even Pikachu can’t look Ash in the eye. Now a broken, friendless shell of a man, Ash once more returns to the Cerulean Gym to tell Misty that he has no reason to continue living, then drives away somberly. Several hours later, Misty sees a news report on TV – Ash is atop the Goldenrod Radio Tower, ready to jump. May also sees the story and realizes what she’s done. She calls up Misty and admits the whole truth, and a frantic Misty immediately sets off to the tower to prevent it. Among the crowd below the suicidal Ash, Misty calls out her heartfelt apology to him. Realizing that the one woman he truly loves has returned to him, Ash climbs down and rushes to Misty for an apologetic, passionate kiss. Shortly after, Ash reconciles with his friends, and Misty assures everyone that her engagement to Ash is back on.
“*batteries not excluded”
Episode 6ACP17
Original Airdate: 9/25/09
To signify the 20th anniversary of Jessie, James, and Meowth’s enrollment in Team Rocket, Giovanni gives the trio a pair of universal walkie-talkies. They use the gadgets to communicate during their next mission when they split up to infiltrate a bank from the front and rear entrances. After several more missions, they become addicted to the things and even use them outside of work in place of their cellphones. Though they show no decline in the quality of their work, Giovanni worries that the devices may become a hindrance soon. To see just how devoted they are to their assignments, Giovanni tests Jessie and James’ mettle by sending them on a practice mission of Class A caliber. Determined to prove that they are ready for their promotion, they willingly take the job of breaking into a Petalburg City home and stealing the resident’s wealthy possessions. But afterwards, the police investigate the crime scene and find Meowth’s walkie-talkie in the bushes outside the house. Figuring that it could be a clue, Officer Jenny takes it back to the station. On her way, she hears the signals coming from Jessie and James’ walkie-talkies, revealing where they are headed on their next mission. Finally having the jump on Team Rocket agents for once, Jenny holds on to the device and uses it as radar to see if Team Rocket hits locally again. When she overhears that they are heading to Fuschia City for their next heist, she notifies the Fuschia police, who are waiting for Jessie and James when they arrive, Perplexed, the criminals turn their van around and flee, but the cops follow. James makes a sharp turn off the road into a forest to lose the police. Once out of sight, the three continue to run on foot, but Meowth gets separated. It is only when he tries to radio Jessie and James for help that he realizes his walkie-talkie is gone. Jenny catches up to him with the device and plans to have Meowth arrested, but her voice transmits over the walkie-talkie to Jessie and James, who follow the signal to Meowth and make their escape. Back at base, Jessie and James return their walkie-talkies to Giovanni.
“Four Weddings and a Wedding”
Episode 7ACP01
Original Airdate: 10/9/09
Guest Voice: Janeane Garofalo as Lisa
Ash and Misty have completely forgiven each other for their misunderstandings and have subsequently grown closer than ever. They eagerly anticipate their wedding, and their friends and relatives all offer their congratulations. Upon witnessing their blissful reunion, Brock, May, Tracey, and Misty’s sisters all begin to wonder whether or not they will ever get married. All six of them make the independent decision to find their soul mates within the next year. Brock begins getting more personal with his dates, and on one outing he meets a particularly attractive Nurse Joy with many of his same interests. They hit it off very well, and Brock agrees to see her again. May, still feeling guilty for starting the whole “Ash-Misty conflict” to begin with, decides to find a new boyfriend that she won’t harm emotionally. When the bar scene turns up empty, she joins a video-dating service out of desperation. Tracey has a particularly hard time finding a boyfriend, as the gay community in Kanto is not that massive. He manages to find one same-sex bar in the region, but his hopes fade when he sees that it’s a lesbian bar. On his way back to pallet, he meets Lisa, a woman whose date stood her up at the bar. He offers to drive her home, and the two build a friendship. Violet, Lily, and Daisy all hit the dating scene at once, eyeing the potential at the Slateport Beach. They meet a guy named Chris whome they are all equally attracted to, but they begin to argue when they try to claim him. Meanwhile, Brock grows ever closer to Joy, but when he asks her about the prospect of marriage, she acts repulsed by the idea of commitment. Realizing she’s not “the one”, Brock breaks it off. May gets no responses from her tapes and is heartbroken, and as a last resort she tries to get back together with Gary, but he explains that they just don’t click with each other anymore. Tracey and Lisa, though friendly, realize the awkawardness of having no sexual attraction to each other. The Waterflowers all compete for Chris’ affections, but he turns out to be married, much to their chagrin. When Ash and Misty learn of their friends’ hardships with love, they learn that their relationship is more special than they thought.
“Let ‘Em Bleed”
Episode 7ACP02
Original Airdate: 10/16/09
Jessie and James are overjoyed to learn that they are 50 missions away from their Class A promotion. During their next mission, they hide out in an alley to plot their moves, where they run into Butch and Cassidy, now beaten-down and homeless after being fired a year ago. Both of them are furious at Jessie and James for their good fortune, but the criminals ignore the threats and successfully pull off their mission. As Jessie and James drive back to base, Cassidy’s seething rage segues into insane hatred, and she and Butch vow to kill the two agents for everything they’ve done. They come up with the idea to hold Jessie and James hostage at their next mission and murder them there. Set with their plan, Butch and Cassidy set out to Viridian City, but on the way they are taken in to a homeless shelter against their will. When they try to escape, the head of the mission hears Cassidy’s rantings about killing Jessie and James and refers them to psychiatrist Vanessa Maehara. Maehara tries to ease Butch and Cassidy by telling them her past successes, such as curing Misty Waterflower of her fear of insects. Butch and Cassidy recognize Misty’s name and track her down to Ash’s apartment, but landlord Leonard recognizes their tattered Rocket outfits and throws them out. They shed the “R” overshirts and manage to stow away on the Goldenrod Magnet Train to Saffron City. By pure coincedence, Jessie and James are there on their next mission. Butch and Cassidy lock themselves, Jessie, and James in the bank vault they are raiding and take their guns. Fortunately, Meowth is left outside and manages to call Giovanni, who sends a mass of Rocket agents to Jessie and James’ aid. As a crazed Butch and Cassidy prepare to kill their rivals, the other Rockets burst in and save their colleagues, beating Butch and Cassidy to a pulp. When the cops arrive, the agents make a break for it, but Butch and Cassidy are arrested. More outraged than ever, they are placed in a maximum-security insane asylum, left to stew in their own hatred for six life sentences.
“Gone in 90 Minutes”
Episode 7ACP03
Original Airdate: 10/23/09
Ash, Misty, Pikachu, and Togetic use a rainy weekend as an excuse to see a movie. They settle on seeing a highly hyped action movie, but ten minutes into the film, all four of them are insanely bored. By movie’s end, they all agree that it was a total waste of their time, and it appears to be the popular opinion among the moviegoers. Wanting to know who directed this junk, Ash scans the film’s movie poster and recognizes the name of director Cleavon Schpielbunk, the movie director that cast Misty’s Psyduck in a movie 20 years ago. Ash is so offended by the movie that he sends Schpielbunk a nasty e-mail, telling him everything that went wrong. Surprisingly, Ash gets a reply from the director. In actuality, Schpielbunk is being smothered in negative backlash from his recent movies and, in his opinion, has never directed anything good because he hasn’t listened to audience feedback. Inspired by Ash’s e-mail, Schpielbunk asks Ash and Misty to be test screeners for his next movie. Ash and Misty agree, figuring that if they give Schpielbunk enough advice, his next film won’t be so horrible. They travel to Schpielbunk’s new studio in Kyoto, where they witness the art of moviemaking on the soundstages. Schpielbunk encourages them to speak their mind about his next movie, an attempt at romantic comedy. So repulsed are they by the advance screening that Pikachu and Togetic secretly walk out to explore the studio at their leisure. Ash and Misty immediately advise Schpielbunk on what to do to improve the movie – reshoot the entire thing. Schpielbunk hires Ash and Misty as the screenwriters on the spot. Trying to come up with a good revised plot, Ash and Misty decide to make a movie loosely based on their own lives, from the first time they met to their engagement and impending wedding. After outlining the idea, Schpielbunk reviews it and loves it, making the two executive producers. But Pikachu and Togetic have been arrested by studio security for inadvertently destroying the master copy of another of the studio’s next major releases, and all four are banned from the premises. Ash deduces that Schpielbunk will just have to release the original movie and hope for the best. The movie ultimately bombs, ending Schpielbunk’s career.
“The Last Karate Kid”
Episode 7ACP04
Original Airdate: 11/6/09
Guest Voice: Alyson Hannigan as Janine
When Togetic tears Misty’s bridal fashion catalogue in half, Misty walks down the street to buy a replacement. On the way, she is yanked into an alleyway and mugged. The mugger swipes Misty’s purse and necklace and takes off. Shaken, Misty slowly makes her way back to the apartment, where she sadly tells Ash that she couldn’t defend herself in time. She has never known any form of self-defense beyond Pokémon training, and Ash suggests that she learn how to fight. Misty takes the suggestion to heart and settles on karate lessons. Trying to find a school at which she can learn from the top experts, she remembers Koga, the current member of the Elite Four who formerly owned the Fuschia City Gym. She sets off to the Indigo Plateau, where Koga agrees to begin training her in the ancient art of karate. She begins her lessons at Koga’s old gym, now under the joint ownership of Koga’s sister Aya and daughter Janine. Koga takes time off to mentor Misty personally, and after just a few weeks Misty shows a perfect grasp of the basics. Togetic, however, thinls Misty is trying to compensate for the fact that she can’t fight anyone without a Pokémon. To show her what karate is really about, Misty takes Togetic along on one of her lessons. Mesmerized by the agile movements and stealthy weaponry of the other students, Togetic demands to take lessons too. Koga agrees to place Togetic in the remedial classes, taught by Janine, but Togetic’s boundless energy soon results in her being transferred to the advanced class. Within a matter of months, both Misty and Togetic are advanced fighters. Ash is proud of Misty, but they soon realize what a mistake they’ve made by allowing Togetic to attend the classes. With her new knowledge of karate, Togetic combines her physical strength with her extreme cynicism to become a threat to everyone in the apartment. Misty takes her back to the gym, where Koga explains that karate is not to be used to bully people for no reason. Togetic refuses to listen, and Koga makes her a challenge – if he can beat her in a karate match, she must promise never to abuse her skills again. Togetic accepts, but before the battle even begins, Misty subdues Togetic and drags her to the Blackthorn City Move Deleter, who wipes her memory clean of her karate skills.