Ridiculous NPC's in Pokemon

[Bakphoon™]

I was playing Emerald today, and I met a kid who said.

I collect official "Much Magazine" licensed merchandise. I have official "Much Magazine" dolls... Official "Much Magazine" clothing... And officially licensed "Much Magazine" picture books. Hehe, I own! I am not sharing anything with you!

This was totally ridiculous...

 

[Pink Harzard]

You can change what it says. I had in Sapphire one collected Dream Treecko stuff.
Also the fisherman in Sapphire that can't go to the washrooms because he is afraid he would hook a big one while he is away. After you defeat him he says something like: That's what you get for not going to the washrooms. So I think he peed in his pants xD

 

[Bakphoon™]

You can change what it says. I had in Sapphire one collected Dream Treecko stuff.

Yeah, I know. There are many kinds of them like "Big Service."

 

[Crash & Charm]

The boy that says i every gen i like shorts they are comfy and easy to wear. as well as the girl next t the day care that says I like to watch the pokemon.

 

[Tyrantrum]

The girl in Lavender Town who tries to frighten you by saying "Oh I guess there was no ghost behidn you."

 

[KossBirro]

A new one I found was this Bug Trainer in Eterna Forest who said "Don't hurt my pokemon, it really bugs me!!!"

 

[tomatohater]

Watching Pokemon IRL 5 on YouTube:

"I have a very nice scarf, it keeps me warm in the winter- leeeeeeeeet's battle!"

"I like bicycles, it feels good when i run over bumps- leeeeeeeeet's battle!"

Both from a 'metrosexual hipster' who wanted to battle!

 

[Tyrantrum]

That guy from first gen who says he's a "rambling gambling dude!"

 

[Sohryu]

"When two eyes meet, they must battle"
This came in every freakin' Gen.

But man, that words sums pokémon!!!

 

[KantoPkmnMaster]

When i was a kid the funny NPC's to me were the crazy channelers in the Pkmn Tower of Lavender town. The funniest one was when you engage one of them all they do is scream, "KE KE KEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"

 

[irv]

Route 12 in Pokémon X/Y had the creepiest trainer. Pokémon Breeder Foster and his Tauros, when he said something along the lines of, "I like to bury my face in my Tauros' fur and smell it!" or something that sounded even more sexual. It made me laugh so hard yet feel extremely uncomfortable at the same time.

http://i.imgur.com/6fxcvFG.jpg GETS ME EVERY TIME HAHAHAHAH

 

[Xenomata]

Top percentage of Rattata's.

Nuff said.

 

[Bakphoon™]

But man, that words sums pokémon!!!

Hmm. You're right
Then I'd say it's not ridiculous, its annoying.

 

[Tyrantrum]

When i was a kid the funny NPC's to me were the crazy channelers in the Pkmn Tower of Lavender town. The funniest one was when you engage one of them all they do is scream, "KE KE KEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"

Or that one guy who was like "Give me your soul...." and then after says "sorry I was possessed!"

 

[Minedreigon]

Uh, the one swimmer, who mentions that where she hides her 2 pokeballs is a "woman's secret" there are many other innuendo's with the female swimmers.

The double battle with the young couple who used Cloyster and Onix. I won't reveal what that means (a large amount do anyway) but no way was it a co-incidence.

 

[Tyrantrum]

Or you go into game designer's office in gen 1, and the guy says "Im the game designer, I drew you!" And I'm like...4th wall...broken.

 

[Symphony]

Or you go into game designer's office in gen 1, and the guy says "Im the game designer, I drew you!" And I'm like...4th wall...broken.

Childhood destroyed xD
He ruined the point of the RPG game, lol.

Also find many of the collectors quite silly. "Let me see your Pokemon!" or "I always lose, I just want to see your Pokemon!" is what they say. And their team only has like two types of Pokemon. Seriously? Shouldn't you have like 6 different Pokemon if you are a collector?
This is in D/P/Pt I believe xD

 

[Tyrantrum]

Childhood destroyed xD
He ruined the point of the RPG game, lol.

Also find many of the collectors quite silly. "Let me see your Pokemon!" or "I always lose, I just want to see your Pokemon!" is what they say. And their team only has like two types of Pokemon. Seriously? Shouldn't you have like 6 different Pokemon if you are a collector?
This is in D/P/Pt I believe xD

To add to that, many of the collectors don't have that rare of pokemon I don't think...

Also, TR always saying how they don't have time for useless pokemon yet they use Zubat and Rattata.

 

[The King of Ho-oh's]

How about the psychic who says you and your Pokemon's power level HAVE to be over 9000?
A Dragon Ball Z AND a meme reference in my pokemon game? Keep it up GF.

 

[Sohryu]

Uh, the one swimmer, who mentions that where she hides her 2 pokeballs is a "woman's secret" there are many other innuendo's with the female swimmers.

I always loved that one, haha!

The double battle with the young couple who used Cloyster and Onix. I won't reveal what that means (a large amount do anyway) but no way was it a co-incidence.

Now you're getting on some deep stuff...
What about those both guys from R/S/E that liked big barboach and shroomish?