So i just found my two new favorite Pokemon NPCs. This is a chat between boy and a girl.
Boy: "Y'know… My Emolga really wants to schlock your Dedenne."
I don't think this conversation needs any explanation. You can find these two people on Vernal Avenue in Lumiose City, next to Vert Plaza.
Hahahaha exactly, this is one of my favorites too. I remember when I first saw it, I considered putting it up on Pokémemes, but I knew it would make it on eventually. Sure enough, it was up within a couple weeks.
Some of my other favorites are basically anything Miror B says.
But, my absolute favorite which I've stolen for my own personal use whenever I'm about to take a risk on something is the guy in Kanto... I think he's between Saffron and Lavender... He says "I'm a ramblin' gamblin' dude!"