rip general chat thread 2011-2014

[Peter Quill]

tbh if you make me a margarita I'll fix your eye

 

[Kreis]

Ellie, drinking boxed wine is not classy.

;107;

 

[Peter Quill]

Ellie, drinking boxed wine is not classy.

;107;

neither is hooking up with a guy in a bathroom

;107;

 

[Kreis]

wow, rude! I told you that in confidence you floppy dick.

 

[John Madden]

wow, rude! I told you that in confidence you floppy dick.

did you tell him that in 95% confidence, though?

 

[ellie]

I DONT DRINK BOXED WINE YOU LIES AND SLANDER



also ill make u the most bomb *** margarita ever. except i dont have ice. shitshowville population me

 

[Kreis]

I will drink red wine while eating turkey bacon. HIGH CLASSED SOCIETY.


(if you guys say OMG BACON!!!! i will ban you all).

 

[ellie]

OMG BACON!!!!!

caps

go ahead and try and ban me

 

[Kreis]

>: ((((


*PMs joe*

 

[Peter Quill]

You couldn't possible ban me Kreis, you love me

 

[Kreis]

I tried banning you already but Ellie said she'd have me removed from staff faster than drug addict shooting heroin.

 

[ellie]

(10:32:02 pm) [&Ellie] YOULL BE A PERIOD BLOOD RED USER AGAIN
(10:32:31 pm) [Kreis] better than TAMPON BLUE
(10:32:32 pm) [@bobjr] I'm looking now
(10:32:40 pm) [&Ellie] tampons arent blue yo y********
(10:32:48 pm) [Moogles] the packaging is
(10:32:57 pm) [&Ellie] BUT TAMPONS ARENT
(10:32:58 pm) [Moogles] in some cases
(10:32:58 pm) [Moogles] I think
(10:33:01 pm) [&Ellie] sonmetimes
(10:33:03 pm) [&Ellie] ive had blue ones
(10:33:07 pm) [Moogles] I don't use tampons so
(10:33:13 pm) [Moogles] nor am I around them ever
(10:33:17 pm) [@bobjr] what about the ones with wings?
(10:33:19 pm) [Kreis] moogles you are a soggy tampon.
(10:33:29 pm) [&Ellie] tampons dont have wings
(10:33:32 pm) [&Ellie] youre thinking of maxipads
(10:34:38 pm) [Moogles] oh my god one time I had to buy my sister pads
(10:34:42 pm) [Moogles] and I'm like oh w/e it should be easy
(10:34:49 pm) [Moogles] how the hell are there so many types of pads
(10:35:23 pm) [@bobjr] There are many kinds of vaginas that's why
(10:35:34 pm) [Moogles] Fair.
(10:35:43 pm) [Kreis] (heavy flow for ellie*
(10:35:49 pm) [&Ellie] and many types of flows
(10:35:50 pm) [&Ellie] WOW
(10:35:52 pm) [&Ellie] **** YOU
(10:35:58 pm) [&Ellie] I DONT HAVE HEAVY FLOW THANKS TO BIRTH CONTROL
10:36:11 pm) [Kreis] IT'S NOT MY FAULT I HAVE A HEAVY FLOW AND WIDESET VAGINA
(10:36:16 pm) [Moogles] it's ok your flow isn't as heavy as Kreis'

itt i educate the males of spp-misc about feminine products

 

[The Admiral]

I will drink red wine while eating turkey bacon. HIGH CLASSED SOCIETY.

Turkey bacon is good ****. And if you disagree...

Well, that's your opinion, I guess.

 

[SilverChiko]

Umm... That's a little awkward, don't ya think Ellie

 

[John Madden]

not nearly awkward enough

 

[Kreis]

[01:32] <Ellie> IM GONNA HAVE A THREESOME WITH COREY AND BRANDON


itt: drunk ellie gets turned on fast.

 

[SilverChiko]

Cheers is on

(Hoping to change the subject but it will fail)

 

[ellie]

oh my god kreis you arent supposed to post pm things

 

[Kreis]

Turkey bacon is good ****. And if you disagree...

Well, that's your opinion, I guess.

I haven't tried it yet! I bought some last night (WITH A CUTE FOREIGN GUY I'M HOPING TO SLEEP WITH) and once the son comes up, I will make some for myself and him. Here's hoping to it tasting good.



and Ellie, smd. B)

 

[SilverChiko]

So vulgar language is allowed?