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Rock n' Roll Forever! (Comedy One-Shot)

FlamingRuby

The magic of Pokemon
Since everyone liked the pizza commercial...I thought I'd do another commercial...

"Rock n' Roll Forever"


(We see Ash on the set of a commercial, where some wardrobe attentants are getting him into costume as Kochou, the star of the animated series 'The Adventures of Kochou and the Beautiflies". A brown haired girl watches as the attendants put on the last pieces of the costume: the checkered jecket; complete with a fake white rose, and a long haired silver wig. The girl hangs Ash's cap on a hat stand.)

Attendant: How's he look, Rubina?

Rubina: Just like Kochou! (she runs over to Ash and lets him see the script) This is what you have to sing before the Rock n' Roll Forever CD is described, okay? The chords are there too.

Ash: Got it!

(We blip to the scene of a stage, where Ash, as Kochou, stands at the center before a mic, a red electric guitar in hand. The crew hurries to position)

Rubina: We're on in 3, 2, 1!

(We blip to Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Rock n' Roll Forever, take 1! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

(a rock beat begins. Ash begins strumming in time to the beat, but his notes are sounding a little off)

Ash(singing as Kochou): Have you heard the latest word?
They're playin' it every place!
Rockin and a reelin,
Reelin and rockin,
Shakin up the human race!

Rubina: Cut! Your guitar's out of tune!

Ash: It is? (checks a few notes. Sure enough, they're horrendously out of tune.) Yeesh, it DOES need to be tuned. (starts tuning his instrument)

(We blip to Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Rock n' Roll Forever, take 2! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

(a rock beat begins. Ash begins strumming in time to the beat.)

Ash(singing as Kochou): Have you heard the latest word?
They're playin' it---
(strums a few uncertain notes) Line?

(We blip to Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Rock n' Roll Forever, take 3! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!
(a rock beat begins. Ash begins strumming in time to the beat.)

Ash(singing as Kochou): Have you heard the latest word?
They're playin' it every place!


(Before Ash can sing more, a blast of feedback is heard)

Rubina: Cut! Adjust the microphone!

(We blip to Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Rock n' Roll Forever, take 5! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

(a rock beat begins. Ash is clearly moving his mouth like he's singing, but we don't hear anything)

Rubina: Cut! The mike needs to be turned on!

(We blip to Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Rock n' Roll Forever, take 9! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

(a rock beat begins. Ash begins strumming in time to the beat.)

Ash(singing as Kochou): Have you heard the latest word?
They're playin' it every place!


Offscreen voice: Jigglypuff, jiggly...

Ash(getting sleepy): Rockin and rollin'... (yawn)

Rubina: Someone get the Jigglypuff (yawn) out of here...

(We blip to Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Rock n' Roll Forever, take 13! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

(a rock beat begins. Ash gives his guitar a mighty strum, making a POW! be heard nearby. The crew rushes to extinguish the burning speaker.)

Ash: Oops...

Rubina: It wasn't you, someone turned it up too loud....

(We blip to Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Rock n' Roll Forever, take 25! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

(a rock beat begins. Ash begins strumming in time to the beat.)

Ash(singing as Kochou): Have you heard the latest word?
They're playin' it every place!
Rockin and a reelin,
Reelin and rockin,
Shakin up the human r-
(a Pikachu steals his microphone) HEY! (chases after the Pikachu)

(We blip to Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Take 33! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

(a rock beat begins. Ash begins strumming in time to the beat, but the silver wig begins to slip off, revealing his normal black hair He scrambles to keep it on, to no avail.)

(We blip to Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Take 47! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

(a rock beat begins. Ash begins strumming in time to the beat.)

Ash(singing as Kochou): Have you heard the latest word?
They're--


(We hear a TWANG!)

Ash: Great, I broke a string!

(We blip to Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Rock n' Roll Forever, take 59! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

(a glitchy rock beat begins.)

Ash: Wha?

Rubina: Cut! Fix the backup tape!

(We blip to Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Rock n' Roll Forever, take 64! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

(a rock beat begins. Ash begins strumming in time to the beat.)

Ash(singing as Kochou): Have you heard the latest word?
They're playin' it every place!
Rockin and a reelin,
Reelin and rockin,
Shakin up the human race!
(As Ash is singing, various arrows start scrolling upwards, obscuring Ash's face)

Rubina: Okay, who's playing DDR when we're supposed to be filming?

(We blip to Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Rock n' Roll Forever, take 75! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

(a rock beat begins. Ash begins strumming in time to the beat.)

Ash(singing as Kochou): Have you heard the latest word?
They're playin' it every--!
(trips on a mic wire) YIPE! (falls to the floor with a crash)

Rubina: We'll never get filming done at this rate....

THE END
 

ForestEmerald

Indigo Champion
Hehehe. I liked that one. Very humorous and they still didn't finish the commercial. Great job.
 
'Twas funny. I didn't really like it as much as the Pike commercial.

Highlights:

Ash(singing as Kochou): Have you heard the latest word?
They're playin' it every place!
Rockin and a reelin,
Reelin and rockin,
Shakin up the human race! (As Ash is singing, various arrows start scrolling upwards, obscuring Ash's face)

Rubina: Okay, who's playing DDR when we're supposed to be filming?

*chuckles* It doesn't make any real sense, but who cares?

(a rock beat begins. Ash gives his guitar a mighty strum, making a POW! be heard nearby. The crew rushes to extinguish the burning speaker.)

Ash: Oops...

Rubina: It wasn't you, someone turned it up too loud....

Again, so crazy its funny.

(a rock beat begins. Ash begins strumming in time to the beat.)

Ash(singing as Kochou): Have you heard the latest word?
They're playin' it every place!

Offscreen voice: Jigglypuff, jiggly...

Ash(getting sleepy): Rockin and rollin'... (yawn)

Rubina: Someone get the Jigglypuff (yawn) out of here...

Really good... *yawn*

Max: Rock n' Roll Forever, take 3! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!
(a rock beat begins. Ash begins strumming in time to the beat.)

Ash(singing as Kochou): Have you heard the latest word?
They're playin' it every place!

(Before Ash can sing more, a blast of feedback is heard)

Rubina: Cut! Adjust the microphone!

(We blip to Max holding a clapboard)

Max: Rock n' Roll Forever, take 5! (claps the clapboard)

Rubina(voiceover): And, action!

(a rock beat begins. Ash is clearly moving his mouth like he's singing, but we don't hear anything)

I kinda think you ought to have made it take 3 and four so it seems like when they adjusted the mike they actually turned it off.
 

FlamingRuby

The magic of Pokemon
Well, it helps if you are familiar with my adventure fic "The Adventures of Kochou and the Beautiflies"...the character Ash is portraying in the commercial is his idol alter ego in that story.

Thanks for reviewing!
 

Deathborn_606

Power of the mind
Good comedy one-shot. Espcially liked the part about Jigglypuff.
 

Kutie Pie

"It is my destiny."
*dies laughing*

Hee hee hee! Loved it! I'm too lazy to do my favorite parts, but I liked all of them. Especially since a Pikachu stole his microphone and DDR was playing. (Wish I had that game. But I suck at it anyway.)

The numbers haven't gotten higher to a thousand though, but it was still funny. Hee hee! Can't wait for more!

~~~~~~~~~
♥Kutie Pie♥ Please be kind to midgets!
 

FlamingRuby

The magic of Pokemon
I wasn't sure what number to end the takes on, so I just decided to end it at 75.

If you have ideas for stuff for Ash to plug, please tell me!
 

Sike Saner

Peace to the Mountain
Ah, fwee. What lovely things happen when things go wrong... ^^

Favorite takes:

Ash (singing as Kochou): Have you heard the latest word?
They're playin' it every place!


(Before Ash can sing more, a blast of feedback is heard)

Ash(singing as Kochou): Have you heard the latest word?
They're playin' it every place!


Offscreen voice: Jigglypuff, jiggly...

Ash(getting sleepy): Rockin and rollin'... (yawn)

Rubina: Someone get the Jigglypuff (yawn) out of here...

Ash(singing as Kochou): Have you heard the latest word?
They're playin' it every place!
Rockin and a reelin,
Reelin and rockin,
Shakin up the human race!
(As Ash is singing, various arrows start scrolling upwards, obscuring Ash's face)

Rubina: Okay, who's playing DDR when we're supposed to be filming?

Ash(singing as Kochou): Have you heard the latest word?
They're playin' it every--!
(trips on a mic wire) YIPE! (falls to the floor with a crash)

The DDR take was definitely my #1 favorite, btw. It was just so delightfully random. ^^
 
Yay! Sequel to the pizza commercial! As you know, FlamingRuby, I loved the original, and now I love the sequel! My favorite parts were takes 75, 64, and 13. I guess thirteen is really an unlucky number. Actually, I was born on Friday the 13, and I'm often called "lucky" by my siblings. But anyway, another great fic FlamingRuby.
 
I can't think of anything right now, even though I've been trying since you asked last night, but I just can't think of anything! Sorry. But if I think of anything, I'll be sure to PM you. Or maybe I'll just edit it into this post. Sorry if this is considered SPAM.
 

Ampris

Slip slidin'
Heh, this was pretty funny! I have no clue about Kochou, except that he's from your fic, but this one-shot stands alone and is still hilarious.
Everyone seems to like the pizza commercial, so maybe I'll read that one, too.
 
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