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Roll to Dodge! V.3

Paradoxe

not actually psychic
Roll to make all the guards drop their weapons and do the Macarena.
 

Gryghaim

InfernalBlaze
Roll to make yourself as comfortable as possible so that the delivery may go as easy and safe as it can be.
This must have been the shortest nine months of her life.
 
Roll to ask someone for help to get loose and for them to hand you your spoon
 

The Meddler

Never Forget
Artemis
[Roll 4]
You ask Crystal for Brooke's nose, however she eats and chokes on it, and dies. And then two Russian drug dealers pull up outside the hole in the wall, take Crystal's lifeless body, and shoot you in the arm. They then take off.
(-3 Mentality, -1 Health.)
[/SPOILER]

HOW THE HELL IS THIS ROLLING A 4?!

Roll to help your beloved Shia give birth to your baby
 

CptDrDigi

Chickity China
Brooke
[Roll 1]
You fail to bring back Crystal spirit, however you do bring back the Spirit of a serial killer. He joins you in body and takes over your body.
(- 4 mentality and is now possessed, murderous actions are now more likely.)


Artemis
[Roll 1]
You try to help Shia give birth to your baby, however the baby's head is so big, Shia can't push it out, so you pull it out, which kills it.
(-4 Mentality, - 5 mentality added do to the fact you loved one got hurt.)


Shia Farella
[roll 1]
You try to get comfy, however you can't get comfy enough and started pushing, and you can't push the baby out in time, and it dies.
(- 5 health.)


Steele
[Roll 4]
You succeed in somehow bending a stick into a boomerang and throwing it at the Gunned Guard, you then take his gun.

Sir Bearington
[Roll 5]
All the other guard, save one with a sword, are so intimidated, they drop their weapons, and begin dancing like idiots. However they have so much fun, they join you as your new soldiers.

John Egbert
[Roll 1]
You attempt to get over your arachnophobia, by attacking a giant spider that has just appeared, you jump on it's back, but it flings you off it's back and into a web. So scared you **** your pants.
(- 5 mentality, -2 health, stuck in a web, and you **** your pants.)

Zumoarikunori
[Roll 4]
You jump from the walls and onto a tree, you are now hiding in the tree.

Ross Winsor
[Roll 4]
You shout and Jackson Black comes and opens up your shackles, and give you your spoon.

Jackson Black
[Roll 4]
You do what you tried to do, nothing Marjory good, nothing bad.

Grace Devon
[Roll 4]
You also help Ross.

Kappa Nevermore
[Roll 1]
You fail to walk out of the hole as a guard comes in, stabs you in the arm and reshackles you.
(-2 Health, and back in the shackles.)


Artemis:
9/10
-2/10
Is on the second level of the jail house. Is now in Love with Shia. Is now in InSaNiTiY MoDe. (Will explain in a minute.

Shia Farella:
2/10
10/10
You are on the second level of the jail house,

Sir Bearington
10/10
10/10
Is outside and has a group of bear fighters and human guards.

Brooke
7/10
4/10
You are no longer bleeding, you are possessed by a Serial killer.

John Egbert
10/10
2/10
Outside and has a really bad fear of spiders, any spiders will cause John to lose two mentality. Is now in a web.

Steele
5/10
10/10
Is outside and has a gun

Zumoarikunori
7/10
10/10
Is outside and hiding from the bears and the guards. And is in a tree.

Jackson Black
10/10
10/10
Is on the second level.

Grace Devon
9/10
10/10
Is on the second level

Kappa Nevermore
7/10
10/10
Back into Shackles and is about to 'Squeal like a piggy'.

Ross Winsor
8/10
8/10
Is out of shackles and has a Spoon.

The second level of the cell has a few things in it, mostly a few swords, two guns and a spoon, it also has a man strapped to the wall. This man is Ross Winsor, another captive, however he has been abused and it at 8 on both lines. There is a few candlelights on each wall, and the room has the same dimensions as the cell. There is one door on the South Wall.

Outside is more dangerous, as it has five armed guards, one has a gun, three have swords, one has a flail. There are a few things to hide behind, such as tree and a walls, and there is a road to the South that has a few cars going past.


InSaNiTiY MoDe:
In InSaNiTiY MoDe, you will be rolling a special 12 sided dice, here is how it breaks down, 1-3 = Auto Death. 4-5 = Epic Fail. 6-7 = Fail. 8-10= Success. 11-12 MEGA OVERSHOOT!.

In MEGA OVERSHOOT you will do things above the realm of possibilities, You see a torch, roll an eleven and you might become a Human Torch, MEGA OVERSHOOT is so strange and extreme, you never know what could happen. However if you want, you can regain more mentality, and go back to normal, if you do not like the odds.

Post your next actions.
 
Roll to use your spoon to carve a hole in the door to the south so everyone can enter
 
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