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Roll to Dodge! V.3

Spacial

procrastination
Roll to grab a sword and make a hole in the wall to exit through
 

CptDrDigi

Chickity China
Brooke
[Roll 1]
You fail to expel the soul of the serial killer, who takes offense at being nearly kicked out, so he forces you to pick up a sword and then stab you in the leg. He then proceeds to use the sword to cut off you 'fro.
(-4 health, -3 mentality)


Artemis
[Roll 3]
You try to revive your son by chanting in tongues, this summons the Grim Reaper. You challenge him to a game to revive your son. The Reaper agrees and pick the game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. You lose. He then chops your head off with his scythe. You are dead.
(DEAD!)


Shia Farella
[roll 2]
You fail at healing everyone as you have no healing magic powers.


Steele
[Roll 3]
You check one of the guards and find a painkiller. You eat it.
(+1 health)

Sir Bearington
[Roll 1]
You take your posse on to the road, and begin walking to the nearest city, however a big rig truck comes along and runs over your guards. Then a car comes and runs you over.
(-4 health)

John Egbert
[Roll 3]
A guard hears you crys for help and comes to help you down. However, due to the fact the SPIDER is still there, your arachnophobia kicks in.
(-2 mentality)

Zumoarikunori
[Roll 3]
You make a hole in the wall on the second level and break in, however as there are no people who need to be broken free from that level, you do nothing.

Ross Winsor
[Roll 4]
With the help of Jackson, you open the door.

Jackson Black
[Roll 4]
With the help of Ross, you open the door.

Grace Devon
[Roll 1]
You pick up a sword and push into the the wall, however, the sword snaps and a piece of the blade goes into your stomach.
(-3 health, and will continue to lose health until you get it fixed.)

Kappa Nevermore
[Roll 1]
You try to call out to get help, however everyone who can hear you is on the second level, so no one can come and save you. You get buttraped.
(-4 Health, -3 mentality)


Artemis:
0/10
0/10
DEAD

Shia Farella:
2/10
10/10
You are on the second level of the jail house,

Sir Bearington
6/10
10/10
Is outside and has a group of bear fighters.

Brooke
3/10
1/10
You are no longer bleeding, you are possessed by a Serial killer.

John Egbert
10/10
0/10
Outside and has a really bad fear of spiders, any spiders will cause John to lose two mentality. Is INSANE!

Steele
6/10
10/10
Is outside and has a gun

Zumoarikunori
7/10
10/10
Is on the second level.

Jackson Black
10/10
10/10
Is on the second level.

Grace Devon
9/10
10/10
Is on the second level

Kappa Nevermore
3/10
7/10
Back into Shackles.

Ross Winsor
8/10
8/10
Is out of shackles and has a Spoon.

The second level of the cell has a few things in it, mostly a few swords, two guns and a spoon, it also has a man strapped to the wall. This man is Ross Winsor, another captive, however he has been abused and it at 8 on both lines. There is a few candlelights on each wall, and the room has the same dimensions as the cell. There is one door on the South Wall.

Outside is more dangerous, as it has five armed guards, one has a gun, three have swords, one has a flail. There are a few things to hide behind, such as tree and a walls, and there is a road to the South that has a few cars going past.

Now that the door has been opened, I can tell you about the giant Troll monster in there. It has 15 health. You can either attack it or run like a girl, your choice.



InSaNiTiY MoDe:[/B]
In InSaNiTiY MoDe, you will be rolling a special 12 sided dice, here is how it breaks down, 1-3 = Auto Death. 4-5 = Epic Fail. 6-7 = Fail. 8-10= Success. 11-12 MEGA OVERSHOOT!.

In MEGA OVERSHOOT you will do things above the realm of possibilities, You see a torch, roll an eleven and you might become a Human Torch, MEGA OVERSHOOT is so strange and extreme, you never know what could happen. However if you want, you can regain more mentality, and go back to normal, if you do not like the odds.

Post your next actions.
 

Charze

Always flyin'
Roll to find something else to do or some other place to go

Roll to find something else that will help you and go back into the cell
 
]roll to ask Jackson and Shia to help you then attack the beast using your spoon then run outside and cut John loose and kill Al spiders then carry John to the troll, give him your spoon and hope his insanity slays the beast. Oh then walk out

(if I can only do one then do the aytacking the troll but I would like to do all things bolded)
 

CptDrDigi

Chickity China
Brooke ~Shade~
[Roll 1]
The Serial Killer takes over you and feed you to the Troll, you are eaten and die.
(DEAD!)


Artemis ~Med~
[Roll 1]
You are Dead.
(DEAD!)


Shia Farella ~IB~
[roll 1]
You attempt to lift a slab of rock to throw it at the Troll, you lift it about your head, and lose concentraion, it falls, and you are crushed.
(DEAD!)


Steele ~Charze~
[Roll 3]
You find nothing and go back into the cell.

Sir Bearington ~Paradoxe~
[Roll 2]
You command your bears to protect you as you cross the street to the clinic across the street. Your bears save you from being killed, but are killed instead, and as soon as you get to the clinic, it blows up. And you get hit by shrapnel.
(-2 health.

John Egbert ~Psii~
[Roll 12]
You use your wind powers against the spider, and the God of Wind Quetzalcoatl appears and joins your soul to be John Egzalcoatl, you then blows the spider to piece, over coming your fear of spiders.
(Boost to all wind powers.)

Zumoarikunori ~HS~
[Roll 1]
The Guard overpowers you, beats your face in, and throws you into your shackles again.
(-3 Health and back in the shackles.)

Ross Winsor ~RW~
[Roll 5]
You throw your spoon at the troll, hitting it in the eye, blinding it. The spoon then returns to you. You then run out, and find that John has killed the spider. You grab him and take him to the troll and give him the spoon, you then run away to outside.

Jackson Black ~CH~
[Roll 5]
After Ross takes and puts John in with the troll you lock him in, and look for a weapon, you find a fire sword and a shotgun.

Grace Devon ~Norns~
[Roll 1]
You try and use a hair band to cover your wound, however all you have is a hairpin, you try that, but it doesn't work, all you did was get an infection in your wound.
(-2 Health, and a continual lose of health until you get healed.)

Kappa Nevermore ~Spite~
[Roll 1]
You attempt to go outside the hole, however, you are still shackled. The Guard is angry and kills you.
(DEAD!)


Artemis:
0/10
0/10
DEAD

Shia Farella:
0/10
0/10
You are on the second level of the jail house,

Sir Bearington
4/10
10/10
Is outside and has a group of bear fighters.

Brooke
0/10
0/10
You are no longer bleeding, you are possessed by a Serial killer.

John Egbert
10/10
0/10
Is a wind god.

Steele
6/10
10/10
Is outside and has a gun

Zumoarikunori
3/10
10/10
Is on the bottem level, and is back in shackles.

Jackson Black
10/10
10/10
Is on the second level. Has a fire sword and a shotgun.

Grace Devon
7/10
10/10
Is on the second level. Has a hole and a bad infection.

Kappa Nevermore
0/10
0/10
DEAD!

Ross Winsor
8/10
8/10
Is out of shackles and has a Spoon.

The second level of the cell has a few things in it, mostly a few swords, two guns and a spoon, it also has a man strapped to the wall. This man is Ross Winsor, another captive, however he has been abused and it at 8 on both lines. There is a few candlelights on each wall, and the room has the same dimensions as the cell. There is one door on the South Wall.

Outside is more dangerous, as it has five armed guards, one has a gun, three have swords, one has a flail. There are a few things to hide behind, such as tree and a walls, and there is a road to the South that has a few cars going past.

Now that the door has been opened, I can tell you about the giant Troll monster in there. It has 15 health. You can either attack it or run like a girl, your choice.


InSaNiTiY MoDe:
In InSaNiTiY MoDe, you will be rolling a special 12 sided dice, here is how it breaks down, 1-3 = Auto Death. 4-5 = Epic Fail. 6-7 = Fail. 8-10= Success. 11-12 MEGA OVERSHOOT!.

In MEGA OVERSHOOT you will do things above the realm of possibilities, You see a torch, roll an eleven and you might become a Human Torch, MEGA OVERSHOOT is so strange and extreme, you never know what could happen. However if you want, you can regain more mentality, and go back to normal, if you do not like the odds.

Post your next actions.
 

Paradoxe

not actually psychic
Roll to disguise yourself as a hobo so a doctor will come along and heal you. (I should get like +2 I think)
 
Roll to go downstairs and convince the gaurd that you are the airplance machanic for the air force and if he lets Zumoarikunori out of his shackles then and help him(Ross) escape then he can get the gaurd a job in the military
 
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