RaZoR LeAf
Night Terror
Thunder rolled across the sky, sheets of white lightning briefly illuminated the outline of a tower just poking through the canopy of a dense forest . With another crash of lightning several black birds scattered into the sky, vanishing as they faded into the darkness. A rustling between the trees on the borderline sent wild animals scattering into the long grass as a dark figure entered the thick forest. Hands brushed away sharp twisted twigs, and it ducked beneath the larger branches. It made no sound as it stepped over rocks and onto fallen debris, but as it passed into a clearing it finally broke it's silence.
"Well isn't this a dreary miserable site for sore eyes? What in gods name convinced you to come back here?"
"Well I after spending four years cooped up with you, hosting a party in a Haunted House was the least of my worries."
"Yes but why here!? We could have gone anywhere. Anywhere!"
"Oh come on, you know you love it here. It's got atmosphere. And if I recall correctly a really nice bar."
"Oh yes, now that you mention it, they did have a nice cocktail menu."
"Exactly, but we need to set it up ready for the guests first. Oh look, they've added a graveyard and a lake. Fancy."
Dantoo crossed the clearing until he reached the wrought iron fence, then followed it around to the massive gates. A huge chain and padlock was keeping the gate firmly locked. Dantoo reached into his pocket and took out a key, which opened the lock. The chains unravelled by themselves and the gates opened with a creak. As he walked up the weaving dusty path to the huge old mansion, the moans of the dead filled the air, drowning out the now distant thunder. The earth beneath him moved as those buried beneath it began to stir. A tentacle broke through the surface of the lake followed by a single green eye. It looked around quickly, before vanishing back into the depths. Dantoo reached the firm wooden doors and cracked the oversized knocker against it three times. The door opened and standing behind it was a semi-decomposed zombie, flesh only just hanging on to it's withered and skeletal frame.
"Moisturise. Seriously." Dantoo said, and he walked past the zombie into the derelict house. The lightning outside lit the house briefly as it leaked in through the broken windows and holes in the roof. Bats hung in the rafters, while thick white webbing covered most of the interior, with huge spiders and other animals scuttling around. Dantoo turned back to the zombie who was closing the door. "I love what you've done with the place." he said in his usual dry sarcastic way.
The zombie growled and sneered at him before pulling a small chain on the wall. Candles all around the house burst into life, burning away some of the webbing, but flooding the building with an atmospheric light. The zombie put two fingers in its mouth and tried to whistle, but the lack of cheeks ruined it. Dantoo sighed and hit the high note himself. Instantly, several more zombies appeared, many of which wore extremely well tailored suits or extravagant dinner dresses, whilst some wore grey maintenance suits.
"Wow, they're on the ball this time. Last time we had to physically raise them ourselves. This is much easier." Dan mused "I wonder if they do domestic redecorating?"
"I bet their rates are dead cheap. Dead. Get it?"
"You keep that sort of humour to yourself please."
"Bite me"
"Later. How about we leave the tidying up to these guys and gals, and sort out the guest list?"
"There's a guest list? I thought we were setting this place up for your summer vacation?
"Ok you know what, how about you take a little chill time in the recess of my mind and I take over motor control for a while huh? Dan said, pulling Dantoo backwards, and taking control of the body they both shared. Dantoo huffed, but didn't fight the change. "I'll let you out to play again when the bar is open."
"Oh goody."
Dan stepped back outside, leaving the undead to set up the bowels of the house.
"A hundred rooms, once occupied by an ancient family who dabbled with dark magic, and mysteriously vanished one day." Dan read from a brochure he pulled out of his pocket "It is said that the family still haunts the estate, and their spirits have been blamed from the strange events that plague the house and the surrounding area. Well that's a load of nonsense for starters. Well, maybe the black magic and vanishing bit, that's probably true, but the strange events? What do you reckon? RPG Council?"
"Doubtless."
"Well whatever they did here, it looks good."
Dan walked into the graveyard, where in the time since he'd been out here last, lines of torches had sprung out of the ground, with a skeletal hand holding a candle. They sparked to life and a blue flamed wobbled in the breeze as Dan walked down to the gate. He glanced over at the lake to see the thing living at it's depths hanging banners on trees and fences with the tips of it's tentacles. It paused for a second rolling it's eyeball towards Dan. He nodded and the creature went back to it's decorating. Dan shrugged and headed to the gate. Just out the gate, he grabbed a fallen stick from the forest and started to draw on the ground, carving a huge circle on the ground with strange symbols at the edges. He stepped into the circle and jammed the stick into the ground at the centre of the circle. Stepping back out, he picked up a second stick and lit the end of it with a cigarette lighter.
"Hey, I thought you said I lost that lighter!?"
"You did. Smoking is bad for my health."
"Yes well laying Farmville is bad for mine."
"Compromising will get you nowhere. Now shush, I'm trying to open a gateway to a thousand different dimensions."
"Call me when the bar is open. Make mine a double."
Dan smirked, and waggled the lighter until the end of the stick light up. He blew on it gently to make them flame bigger, then reached into the circle and touched the ends together, so the flame passed on to the other. The reaction was quick, and Dan just managed to pull his arm out in time as the flame reached the bottom of the stick and into the ground. The sigils and marks on the ground lit up with a fiery orange glow, and energies began to swirl around within the circle.
"There. That should do it. One multi-dimensional instantaneous travel portal. Now we just wait for the guests to turn up... oh wait, security." Dan looked around and spotted a skeleton moping around a crypt. "Hey you. Yes, you with the slouching scapula. Come here I've got a job for you. Here, stand by this portal.. don't go to close.. just anyone that comes through the portal check to see if they have a ticket. No ticket, no entry. If they kick up a fuss, then call for me. I'll be at the bar."
Dan left the confused looking; for a faceless entity; skeleton and headed back inside the mansion. Candelabras has been set up and the entire place decorated with an ultra spooky theme. The zombies had been joined by other creatures including werewolves, a couple of mummies, some ghosts and a band made up of horned demons, called The Horny Demons. As they were strumming and testing the speakers, Dan sidled up the the bar and checked through the bottles, making sure there was something available from all the known dimensions, both alcoholic and free. He sat down and a werewolf with a black white came up to him.
"Whisky, make it a large one."
"Ahem."
"Oh, and put in a shot of WD40. Make it a double."
"Ah my favourite!"
"Bottoms Up."
"Well isn't this a dreary miserable site for sore eyes? What in gods name convinced you to come back here?"
"Well I after spending four years cooped up with you, hosting a party in a Haunted House was the least of my worries."
"Yes but why here!? We could have gone anywhere. Anywhere!"
"Oh come on, you know you love it here. It's got atmosphere. And if I recall correctly a really nice bar."
"Oh yes, now that you mention it, they did have a nice cocktail menu."
"Exactly, but we need to set it up ready for the guests first. Oh look, they've added a graveyard and a lake. Fancy."
Dantoo crossed the clearing until he reached the wrought iron fence, then followed it around to the massive gates. A huge chain and padlock was keeping the gate firmly locked. Dantoo reached into his pocket and took out a key, which opened the lock. The chains unravelled by themselves and the gates opened with a creak. As he walked up the weaving dusty path to the huge old mansion, the moans of the dead filled the air, drowning out the now distant thunder. The earth beneath him moved as those buried beneath it began to stir. A tentacle broke through the surface of the lake followed by a single green eye. It looked around quickly, before vanishing back into the depths. Dantoo reached the firm wooden doors and cracked the oversized knocker against it three times. The door opened and standing behind it was a semi-decomposed zombie, flesh only just hanging on to it's withered and skeletal frame.
"Moisturise. Seriously." Dantoo said, and he walked past the zombie into the derelict house. The lightning outside lit the house briefly as it leaked in through the broken windows and holes in the roof. Bats hung in the rafters, while thick white webbing covered most of the interior, with huge spiders and other animals scuttling around. Dantoo turned back to the zombie who was closing the door. "I love what you've done with the place." he said in his usual dry sarcastic way.
The zombie growled and sneered at him before pulling a small chain on the wall. Candles all around the house burst into life, burning away some of the webbing, but flooding the building with an atmospheric light. The zombie put two fingers in its mouth and tried to whistle, but the lack of cheeks ruined it. Dantoo sighed and hit the high note himself. Instantly, several more zombies appeared, many of which wore extremely well tailored suits or extravagant dinner dresses, whilst some wore grey maintenance suits.
"Wow, they're on the ball this time. Last time we had to physically raise them ourselves. This is much easier." Dan mused "I wonder if they do domestic redecorating?"
"I bet their rates are dead cheap. Dead. Get it?"
"You keep that sort of humour to yourself please."
"Bite me"
"Later. How about we leave the tidying up to these guys and gals, and sort out the guest list?"
"There's a guest list? I thought we were setting this place up for your summer vacation?
"Ok you know what, how about you take a little chill time in the recess of my mind and I take over motor control for a while huh? Dan said, pulling Dantoo backwards, and taking control of the body they both shared. Dantoo huffed, but didn't fight the change. "I'll let you out to play again when the bar is open."
"Oh goody."
Dan stepped back outside, leaving the undead to set up the bowels of the house.
"A hundred rooms, once occupied by an ancient family who dabbled with dark magic, and mysteriously vanished one day." Dan read from a brochure he pulled out of his pocket "It is said that the family still haunts the estate, and their spirits have been blamed from the strange events that plague the house and the surrounding area. Well that's a load of nonsense for starters. Well, maybe the black magic and vanishing bit, that's probably true, but the strange events? What do you reckon? RPG Council?"
"Doubtless."
"Well whatever they did here, it looks good."
Dan walked into the graveyard, where in the time since he'd been out here last, lines of torches had sprung out of the ground, with a skeletal hand holding a candle. They sparked to life and a blue flamed wobbled in the breeze as Dan walked down to the gate. He glanced over at the lake to see the thing living at it's depths hanging banners on trees and fences with the tips of it's tentacles. It paused for a second rolling it's eyeball towards Dan. He nodded and the creature went back to it's decorating. Dan shrugged and headed to the gate. Just out the gate, he grabbed a fallen stick from the forest and started to draw on the ground, carving a huge circle on the ground with strange symbols at the edges. He stepped into the circle and jammed the stick into the ground at the centre of the circle. Stepping back out, he picked up a second stick and lit the end of it with a cigarette lighter.
"Hey, I thought you said I lost that lighter!?"
"You did. Smoking is bad for my health."
"Yes well laying Farmville is bad for mine."
"Compromising will get you nowhere. Now shush, I'm trying to open a gateway to a thousand different dimensions."
"Call me when the bar is open. Make mine a double."
Dan smirked, and waggled the lighter until the end of the stick light up. He blew on it gently to make them flame bigger, then reached into the circle and touched the ends together, so the flame passed on to the other. The reaction was quick, and Dan just managed to pull his arm out in time as the flame reached the bottom of the stick and into the ground. The sigils and marks on the ground lit up with a fiery orange glow, and energies began to swirl around within the circle.
"There. That should do it. One multi-dimensional instantaneous travel portal. Now we just wait for the guests to turn up... oh wait, security." Dan looked around and spotted a skeleton moping around a crypt. "Hey you. Yes, you with the slouching scapula. Come here I've got a job for you. Here, stand by this portal.. don't go to close.. just anyone that comes through the portal check to see if they have a ticket. No ticket, no entry. If they kick up a fuss, then call for me. I'll be at the bar."
Dan left the confused looking; for a faceless entity; skeleton and headed back inside the mansion. Candelabras has been set up and the entire place decorated with an ultra spooky theme. The zombies had been joined by other creatures including werewolves, a couple of mummies, some ghosts and a band made up of horned demons, called The Horny Demons. As they were strumming and testing the speakers, Dan sidled up the the bar and checked through the bottles, making sure there was something available from all the known dimensions, both alcoholic and free. He sat down and a werewolf with a black white came up to him.
"Whisky, make it a large one."
"Ahem."
"Oh, and put in a shot of WD40. Make it a double."
"Ah my favourite!"
"Bottoms Up."