Rules to Surviving a Horror Movie

[ZoruaBoo]

Rule 16: Thou shalt not reply with: "Probably nothing." When someone asks "What was that noise?"

 

[TheCharredDragon]

Rule 17: Don't trust someone in an old, hooded cloak. They could be monsters or worse...

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Rule 18: Do not go out during the night when there will be a full moon.

 

[Skullbash]

Rule 19: When running from a serial killer, try not to trip on air.

 

[ZoruaBoo]

Rule 19: When running from a serial killer, try not to trip on air.

19.a. Or conveniently placed tree roots.

 

[TheCharredDragon]

Rule 20: Do not, and I mean, DO NOT say "What could possibly go wrong?" when in an unfavorable situation, like the car had broken down or are stuck in an "abandoned" house in a storm.

 

[ZoruaBoo]

Rule 21: Never waste time trying to ring for help. We all know there will be no signal or a flat battery.

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Rule 22: If you win a trip to a place in a contest that you did not enter in, do not go to said place.

 

[TrottingMinccino]

Rule 23: If a fog suddenly rolls in...turn back, NOW!

 

[Erron Black]

Rule 23: If a fog suddenly rolls in...turn back, NOW!

a. Unless you're at a concert and there's a fog machine.

 

[Monster Guy]

Rule 18: Do not go out during the night when there will be a full moon.

a. Unless you are a Werewolf yourself. xD

Edit: Didn't notice there was a second page...

 

[General Nonsense]

Rule 24: Make sure you're well armed with both ranged, melee, silver, and holy water.

 

[LeafeonTheVoid]

Rule 25: Research the place or property you plan on visiting/purchasing. If it's haunted or was built on Indian burial grounds, GTFO.

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Rule 26: Do not eat or drink things that you find lying around in a labatory.

 

[VampirateMace]

Rule 20: Do not, and I mean, DO NOT say "What could possibly go wrong?" when in an unfavorable situation, like the car had broken down or are stuck in an "abandoned" house in a storm.

a. Likewise, do not say "At least it isn't raining"
b. "At least we're all okay/alive."
c. Or, "No one could survive that".

 

[Minedreigon]

Rule 27: If you phone rings without it's normal ringtone, don't answer it.

 

[Tsukuyomi56]

Rule 28: Never try to fight a zombie with your bare hands.

 

[Schade]

Rule 29: If you find yourself running from a something, close and if possible, lock doors behind you

 

[Pancham4life]

30. Always bring a light with you

 

[ZoruaBoo]

31) Always bring a fat expendable friend. As long as you can run faster than them of course. //sadistic laughter