Sadistic Pokemon Nurse

[Sir Crocodile]

It's time to face a dark, dark truth.

You know that when you go to a pokemon center when all of your pokemon are beaten, bruised, and bloody, and the nurse fixes them all up and everyone’s happy. But then she says something odd. Something sick and twisted.

She says “We hope to see you again!”

How can something so vile, so disgusting POSSIBLY be uttered? Not to mention the enthusiasm with which she says it! This confirms something; a hard, cold reality that must be dealt with.

The pokemon center nurse is a sadist.

She enjoys seeing burned and poisoned pokemon with broken bones and deep cuts. She enjoys the pain they feel. She doesn’t get to inflict it, but just seeing it is enough to get her fix. She is a disgusting individual and must be removed from our games.

 

[Magmar Master]

I think this everytime I'm at the pokemon center


EDIT: Yay rank up!

 

[FlamingRuby]

No, she only says this in hopes you will return to use her services again. She wants to help you, and so wants you to come to her whenever your Pokemon need help. That's what she's there for--to ease the pain, not hurt your Pokemon. At least that's how I see it, anyway.

 

[SapphireSwampert]

I think I died a bit reading that.><

 

[Noheart]

The nurse like's seeing little 10 year old boys' pokemon getting hurt, and seeing them bring's her purple heart some joy, and she throws them into the machine to heal them, hoping that she gets to see there pain again.
Let alone she says her little catchphrase so... weirdly.. it forces the little boy/girl to come back again.. and again...
I say we replace her with a blissey!

 

[Homestar runner]

I never realised that, thanks for that.

 

[Munchy]

... I never thought about it that way. Now I'm a bit... speechless.

Or not, haha, I think it's a bit funny actually

 

[Dattebayo]

That preposterous, the nurse wants to help pokemon, not enjoying of pain and suffering they have.

 

[relo]

yea it fun

 

[pikakid]

i have been thinking this for a while she isnt nurse Joy she is nurse I LIKE TO SEE YOUR POKEMON HURT BLEEDING AND IN PAIN IT TURNS ME ON please come again

 

[Sir Crocodile]

That preposterous, the nurse wants to help pokemon, not enjoying of pain and suffering they have.

Then why does she want you to come back with more hurt pokemon?

 

[Mrmagius]

I laughed my socks reading that first post but now you say it, it does all make sense!

Also I find the fact that you only EVER see female nurses at the pokemon centre highly sexist.

I doubt a man would make those comments, as described in the first post.

 

[Saanaito-Kun]

Actually, I believe the nurse says it in hopes you come back again for her healing services. Chances are, she wants your Pokemon to be in tip-top shape always, as she isn't one who likes to see Pokemon dropping dead left and right.

 

[pikakid]

nO face it she doesnt want to help she wants t o see your pokemon hurt and bleeding because she is a freak

 

[Comis Patronus]

It's better than when you get the gold tc and she says "You want the usual, am I right?"
!

 

[Emperor Giratina]

Look, the Pokemon Nurse is a happy, fun-loving woman... It brings joy to her heart when she heals a Pokemon which has been hurt in battle and loves to do her job... What on Earth would have caused you to say something like this!?

 

[acrotis]

Tbh you seriously have something wrong with yourself to look into it that deep.

Generally I believe she just wants to offer her services again.

 

[Homestar runner]

I laughed my socks reading that first post but now you say it, it does all make sense!

Also I find the fact that you only EVER see female nurses at the pokemon centre highly sexist.

I doubt a man would make those comments, as described in the first post.

If it was a man he would say I hope we don't see you again in a kind way.

 

[Sir Crocodile]

Look, the Pokemon Nurse is a happy, fun-loving woman...

And how does she get her fun? By LAUGHING AT NEAR-DEAD POKEMON

 

[pikakid]

lol the more you research the more you find she is pure evil