poke master 13
awsomeness
Saint Johnson School pg/ pg 13
Episode one
Cue opening song Advance battle theme song
Ash’s POV
‘School. There’s one thing to call it. I think of it as sitting in the devil’s pot.’ I thought to myself. I’m Ash Satoshi a 15 year old boy stuck in suckish Saint Johnson School yes it sucks and always will. I looked around and saw Jonnator my best friend. Luke one of Jonnator’s friends and Barry asleep on his desk as usual. We came early because well we were tired of standing in the hall way.
A black vigure entered the door. It was non other than professor Darth Vader Jonnator called him the coolest teacher here. “Good morning class.” He said sitting in his black leather seat. “Well a tiny bit of my class.” He said his voice deep from the helmet he wore.
“Yo what up Vader!” Jonnator yelled across the room. “Not now I’m just here to get something. I’m showing the new student around. Here class doesn’t start till a hour from now why don’t you guys play your DS’s for now.” Vader said picking up his clip board and ran out of the class.
“Vader rules.” Jonnator said pulling his DSI out and began to play some game. ‘A new student? I never knew that. I wonder what gender?’ I thought to myself. “It’s a girl.” Jonnator replied out of know where. “I said don’t read my thoughts any more!” I exclaimed. Jonnator was a physic and there were more surprises under that teenage boys skin.
“Well at least I told you. Her names May Maple. A bit of a cooky fellow.” Jonnator said not looking up from his DSI. “How do you know?” I asked. “I read Vader’s thoughts.” Jonnator replied. Then there were voices outside.
“And this is my class science. And over there is the fountain. And there are the bathrooms. Any questions?” It was Vader possibly talking to the new student. “Can I go to the bathroom?” A sweet girl voice asked. “Certainly.” Vader replied. There was a giggle and skipping sounds. “WAIT THAT’S THE RONG BATHROOM!” Vader exclaimed.
Jonnator burst into laughter. “SEE I TOLD SHE WAS COOKY!” Jonnator yelled laughing. Vader entered panting under his helmet. “She… almost… went… into… the… boys… room…” Vader panted before his head hit his desk with a bang. Jonnator quickly got up and pressed a button on his helmet. The part that covered his mouth opened and he pored in some coffee.
“Thank you Jonnator.” Vader replied closing his mouth piece. “She must be dumb.” Jonnator said walking back to his desk. “She was dropped on her head when she was a baby.” Vader said sitting down turning on his computer. “That explains A LOT!” Jonnator exclaimed. ‘Oh great’ I thought. ‘Just what we need a idiot.’ “She is in this class. Class starts in two minuets so put your DS away Jonnator.” Vader said. “Sure.” Jonnator replied.
I looked at the clock. ‘One more minuet before we gotta meet the dummy.’ I thought of course I knew Jonnator heard every thing. Then the pager went on for their class. “Uh dad.” It was principle Luke Skywalker. “Yeah.” Vader replied. “Um… your new student got lost and ended up in my room can you come and get her?” Luke asked. “Coming. Stay put.” Vader said walking out the door.
As he left another kid entered. It was Owen a fat kid who was on a game show Total Drama Action. He wore a white shirt with a leaf on it. Had blond hair and he was around 16 years old. He took the seat behind Jonnator. Jonnator then turned around an gave him a high five he was one of Jonnator’s friends. Then a black haired kid with glasses around 14 came in he was Harry Potter one of the best students in spell class. He walked by Jonnator’s desk and gave him a high five. Yet another one of Jonnator’s friends.
Then Dawn a girl with long blue hair came in and sat behind me. Then Sapphire a short dark blue haired girl entered and sat next to Dawn. Then Neko a brown haired girl who always wore a hat with cat ears on it sat in front of me. Then Hari a girl with long brown hair who wore a white hat with a pokeball print on it sat next to Neko.
That was everybody. Then Vader came in and stood in front of door. “Alright class today we- “Are gonna watch cat shows?” Neko asked excitedly. “Uh.. no. today we have a new student.” He said. Then whispers shot from everybody except me. “Alright her name is May Maple here she is.” Vader said walking away from the door walking to his desk.
May stood standing in the door waving rapidly. She wore an orange tank top and a green bandana with brown hair covering her ears. I just stared mouth dropped. “Oh… my… God.” I muttered to my self. “Ms. Maple why don’t you sit in that empty seat by Ash.” Vader said not noticing my expression. “Who’s who?” May asked. “That one right their.” Vader said pointing to me. May nodded and skipped over to me. “And since Ash’s old partner comes to this class at a different time you’ll be his buddy.” Vader said doing something on his monitor.
May plopped her butt in the seat next to me and looked at me with a goofy smile. “Looks like we’re gonna be BUDDIES!” she exclaimed clapping franticly. ‘Oh God I cant wait.’ I thought to myself. “Ok class today we will be doing… {SNORE}. Vader was cut off by Barry’s snoring. “Barry no sleeping!” he roared. Barry shot up blond hair flying back. “Yes Sergeant!” He replied. “Okay today we will be doing chemical bonding. You will be mixing all kinds of chemicals together and see what happens. Chemicals are back there.” He said pointing to the back of the room.
I waked to back of the room to get the chemicals not trusting Ms. Dummy to get them. I picked up a bunch of random ones and walked back to the desk where May was poking the test tubes with a pencil over and over. “What the heck are you doing?” I asked. “Pretty glass makes funny noise.” She replied still taping.
“Uh.. you know if you tap those they’ll pop.” I said staring at her. “What does pop mean?” she asked sticking her tongue out still poking. Then the glass she was poking blew up with a loud “POP!” and made May yip and fly back in her seat. “Ok… as long as your done blowing things up lets get to work shall we.” I said pouring a chemical in one of the tubes.
May watched and copied me poring in four chemicals at once in. “Wait May don’t do that or…” BOOOM ! The tube blew up into a million pieces sending glass flying every where. “Ok. Because of what just happened class is dismissed.” Vader said hitting his helmet. I ran out the door and went to my locker getting my stuff for the next lesson.
I yawned I hadn’t gotten enough sleep the night before and I was tired. ‘A little nap wouldn’t hurt.’ I thought and put my head down and fell asleep.
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RRRRRRIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGG! My head shot up and I looked around franticly. ‘Oh God I’m late.’ I thought zooming to my next class history. I opened the door to see my history teacher Chris Mclaine who was the host of the game show Owen was. On I looked around and saw May waving to me tapping the seat next to her.
“There are no more seats left.” I said trying to stay away from May. “But there’s one right next to May.” He replied. I sighed and walked over to the seat next to May. “HI!” she yelled jumping in her seat. “Yeah sure whatever.” I said opening my book and read what pages to read on the board and I began to read.
The desks were just big tables that 5 people could share. May started whistling and then I hear a seat scrapping sound. ‘Oh why God why does this stuff happen to me?’ I thought to myself and turned my head to see May’s chair had moved a little. I went back to reading and heard the scrape again then again then again and again. I just focused on reading when something bumped my chair.
I took a deep breath and turned around to see a pair of sapphire eyes. “HI BUDDY.” May said awkwardly. “Um… I need space. Go away now.” I replied looking back into my book. “Trust me you wont even know I’m here.” May replied putting a finger in her ear.
I went back to reading when I heard deep breathing in my ear. “Can you stop its just plain wrong.” I said not looking at her. The breathing stopped in fact there was no breathing. I turned around to see May with a purple face and she wasn’t breathing at all. “May I said don’t breathe in my ear not to stop breathing.” I said. May’s face turned normal. “OK!” she said and messed with her nail.
I went back to reading then I felt a poke on my arm. ‘Just ignore her Ash so she’ll go away.’ I thought to myself. The poking continued all ten fingers were tapping me over and over and over. I couldn’t take it anymore and turned around and saw May. “What?” I asked.
RRRRRRRRIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG! “THANK YOU GOD!” I exclaimed dashing out of the room. I went to my locker and put all my stuff away. Next lesson was art so I didn’t need any thing. I closed my locker and ran to art. I sat down at my easel and waited for everyone else. Then I heard skipping sounds. I smashed my head on my easel. “Why…” I mumbled to myself. May poked her head through the door saw me squealed and ran over and sat in the easel next to me.
May turned around smiling. “You ran out so fast I never got to tell you why I was tapping you.” She said. “What is it?” I asked not looking up. “Your nice.” She exclaimed. I banged my head moaning.
Jonnator’s POV
I flew back laughing at May’s complement. ‘She will be great for ticking off Ash!’ I thought. Then our art teacher Ms. Booner came in and sat down. “Ok class today you expressing your artistic imaginations. So I want all of you to paint what ever you want.” She said smiling to the class.
I picked up my tools and began drawing. In 9 minuets I had a perfectly good picture of the Master Chief from HALO. I pressed a button on my glasses and a pair of binocular lenses came down I began to see what people had drawn.
Sapphire had drawn a banana. ‘typical’ I thought. Luke had drawn Sapphire. ‘OMG.’ I thought. Dawn had drawn a bunny, Owen drew pie, Barry drew a laser blowing up earth, Neko of course drew a cat, and Hari drew the back of Ash’s head. ‘wow.’ I thought.
Then I looked to see what Ash and May drew. May had drawn an army of bananas shooting a giant sneaker that shot lasers. ‘awkward.’ I thought. And Ash had drawn a sign saying “May keep away.” I turned my glasses back to normal.
I looked back at Ash and May. May must of said something cause Ash was hitting himself. I flew back laughing Ash through a ruler at my face which I dodged he sighed and turned around as May tapped his shoulder.
May said something and Ash hit his head again. Then May raised her hand. “Ms. Boomer can I get a drink?” she asked. “Certainly.” Boomer replied. May got up and skipped out the door. Ash silently cheered and began to draw a World War 2 battle.
May was back in a second and shot back to seat next to Ash. He moaned. “Ms. Boomer can I go get a drink?” he asked. “Sure.” She replied Ash got up and walked out the door. May shifted in her seat for two minuets constantly watching the door. Ash still hadn’t come back.
May shifted even harder and began to sweat after 6 minuets of him being gone. I figured out why Ash was taking so long. After 18 minuets of him being gone May shifted even harder and began to sweat a river. Then after 39 minuets of being gone May collapsed on the ground sucking her thumb.
Then finally Ash came in and sat down at his easel. May squealed with joy and got in her seat and began to play with her pencil. Ash began to draw noticing May was leaving him alone. Then disaster struck.
May was playing with her pencil when she saw something out of the corner of her eye. She turned around to see a gold hair band on the ground which belonged to Sapphire. “Shiny…” May said before crawling on the ground to pick it up. I just watched to see what Ash would do.
May picked it up and for some strange reason started to nibble on it. I turned to see Sapphire on the ground looking for her band. Ash still hadn’t noticed a thing. Then Sapphire saw May nibbling on her band. “Hey give that back!” Sapphire exclaimed crawling towards May.
May saw her coming and crawled over to Ash and started hitting his leg with her head while gripping the band in her mouth. Ash pretended not to notice till Sapphire walked to him. “Ash get that thing to let go of my band!” She exclaimed. Ash turned down to may on her hands and knees with the band in her mouth.
Ash bent down and grabbed the band pulling right out of May’s mouth and handed it to Sapphire. “You should keep her on a leash.” Sapphire said before walking back to her easel. Ash looked down at May who was on her back panting like a dog.
Ash hit his head and turned away. “May you annoy me.” Ash said not looking down at her. May got up and went back to her seat. I laughed to myself. ‘Look at that little Ashy has a girlfriend.’ I thought. I looked back to see what was happening.
Ash was holding a penny bringing it up and down and May was watching it repeating shiny. I laughed at what was happening. Ash had a evil grin on his face as he threw the penny at the ground and May dashed after it.
May went to her seat with penny rolling it around the table. Ash was relieved that his nightmare was playing with a penny and went to draw his picture.
RRRRRRRIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGG! “LUNCH!” I exclaimed dashing out the door. I threw my stuff in my locker and ran to the cafeteria. When I flung the door open saw my table aka “The boys only” table. I ran to the food and picked up a cheese burger and a soda and ran to the table where I met Luke and Barry.
We started talking about the new girl when the door opened and Ash with May trotting behind came in. “Oh God guys she fallows Ash every where.” I said. “If she follows him here I’m gonna make Ash leave.” Luke said. “I don’t want any girl here either.” Barry said. “NO GIRLS!” We all exclaimed.
Then Sapphire entered. “OH! Sapphire sit here! Sit here!” Luke shouted at her. She didn’t hear him and went to the girls table. Luke sobbed. “Non-believer.” Me and Barry both said.
Ash walked over to the table with skipping May. Me and Barry both shot glances at him and May while Luke kept sobbing. Ash then turned to May. “May would you please go to the girls table?” He asked. “Ok.” She replied skipping away.
Ash sat down next to me. “She’s like a duckling.” I said. “I know it sucks being followed all the time.” Ash said with a strange expression. Then Ash grew an angry frown and looked under the table.
I looked to. When I looked under I saw May clung to his leg. Ash pulled her up and plopped her in the seat next to him. I looked at the clock 12:57pm it read. Next class was gym and I knew what we were doing. ‘Ash is about to have to be with his nightmare while in water.’ I thought while imaging Ash’s face and grinned.
Ash’s POV
I looked at the clock 1:00pm. ‘Gym time.’ I thought walking to the door while May was skipping behind me. I sighed and opened the door. The gym had a work out area, pool, and running track.
“Water!” May exclaimed. “No we probably don’t have swimming it’s the beginning of the year.” I said. It really was the middle of the first month of school. I was in no mood to see her swim. Soon everyone else came in and the gym teacher Mr. John.
“Alright people,” he said. “today since it’s the first day of gym your gonna be swimming.” He said. I nearly hit myself after that. ‘Oh God why, why, why?!’ I thought nearly falling down.
May squealed and jumped around me. “Yay! Swimming with buddy!” She exclaimed I hit my head. “Alright everyone get changed.” John said pointing to the changing rooms. I dashed into the boys one and jumped into mine.
I then changed into my swimsuit took a deep breath and walked out. May of course was waiting for me when I saw her I nearly hit myself. She was in an orange bikini with oranges on it and a little orange inner tube.
“Ready buddy?!” She asked jumping around running to the pool. I followed. May was in the pool looking for me and then she saw me and ran toward the edge waiting for me to come in. I sighed there was no need telling her I don’t want to and hopped in.
May squealed and followed me where ever I went around the pool and it was so annoying. In 46 minuets gym was over. ‘thank you God,’ I thought. ‘I would of went insane if I didn’t get out soon. Once changed I went to my next class Math my least favorite subject.
I opened the door and saw my math teacher. Mr. Gruff. I went into one of the desks but it was a two person desk. I tried to get out before May could see but she plopped down right in the seat next to me and I was defeated.
May turned around and smiled. “Hi buddy.” She said as everyone else entered. Then someone sat behind me and a spitball was shot at my head. I turned around it was Garry the most irritating person alive. “What do you want?” I asked. “Introduce me to that lovely lady of yours.” Garry replied with a sick smile. “Fine here.” Grabbing May and telling her that Garry wants her to sit there.
She walked over Garry and sat down. “Hello.” She said smiling. “Hey I’m Garry.” He said shooting a spit ball at me. “That’s the dork Ash.” He said shooting another ball at me. “That buddy.” May said poking my head.
“And that’s his friend Jonnator the freak.” He said pointing to Jonnator. Then a flaming arrow shot right over his head. “You watch your self Oak.” Jonnator said holding a bow. “Any way why you hanging out with Ash the looser?” he asked pointing to me.
“That buddy. He supper nice.” She said poking my head. “Oh please he is the worlds most ungrateful person alive and… hey where did you go?” Garry asked looking around. He then spotted her and grunted. She was in the seat next to me and it was rammed into mine.
He sweared under his breath and started writing something in his notebook. He then pulled a piece of paper from his book and chucked it at my head. I picket it up and read it.
Ash you ****** why do you get
All the girls and your don’t even
Like girls? I will never under stand you
Garry.
I nearly threw the paper at his eye if the bell hadn’t rang. I walked out of the class got all my homework together put it all in my backpack flung it over my shoulder and walked out the door. Then May came out and started skipping behind me. I hit my face.
“May shouldn’t you go to your house?” I asked irritated by her. “Where do you live?” She asked still skipping. “Pallet Town why?” I asked. “Yay! I get to be neighbors with buddy!” She exclaimed. I nearly fell down. “W-What?” I asked.
“That’s where we just moved. Yay we can see each other all the time!” She exclaimed. I wanted to kill myself after that. “That’s just peachy.” I mumbled. Then Jonnator came from the back. “Hey Jonnator we got a new neighbor.” I said frowning. Jonnator laughed and hit my head. “Baby.” He said.
I saw my house and walked to the door when I saw May enter the house right next to mine. “Life sucks.” I said opening the door.
Ending song: Pokemon Battle Frontier theme.
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Episode one
Cue opening song Advance battle theme song
Ash’s POV
‘School. There’s one thing to call it. I think of it as sitting in the devil’s pot.’ I thought to myself. I’m Ash Satoshi a 15 year old boy stuck in suckish Saint Johnson School yes it sucks and always will. I looked around and saw Jonnator my best friend. Luke one of Jonnator’s friends and Barry asleep on his desk as usual. We came early because well we were tired of standing in the hall way.
A black vigure entered the door. It was non other than professor Darth Vader Jonnator called him the coolest teacher here. “Good morning class.” He said sitting in his black leather seat. “Well a tiny bit of my class.” He said his voice deep from the helmet he wore.
“Yo what up Vader!” Jonnator yelled across the room. “Not now I’m just here to get something. I’m showing the new student around. Here class doesn’t start till a hour from now why don’t you guys play your DS’s for now.” Vader said picking up his clip board and ran out of the class.
“Vader rules.” Jonnator said pulling his DSI out and began to play some game. ‘A new student? I never knew that. I wonder what gender?’ I thought to myself. “It’s a girl.” Jonnator replied out of know where. “I said don’t read my thoughts any more!” I exclaimed. Jonnator was a physic and there were more surprises under that teenage boys skin.
“Well at least I told you. Her names May Maple. A bit of a cooky fellow.” Jonnator said not looking up from his DSI. “How do you know?” I asked. “I read Vader’s thoughts.” Jonnator replied. Then there were voices outside.
“And this is my class science. And over there is the fountain. And there are the bathrooms. Any questions?” It was Vader possibly talking to the new student. “Can I go to the bathroom?” A sweet girl voice asked. “Certainly.” Vader replied. There was a giggle and skipping sounds. “WAIT THAT’S THE RONG BATHROOM!” Vader exclaimed.
Jonnator burst into laughter. “SEE I TOLD SHE WAS COOKY!” Jonnator yelled laughing. Vader entered panting under his helmet. “She… almost… went… into… the… boys… room…” Vader panted before his head hit his desk with a bang. Jonnator quickly got up and pressed a button on his helmet. The part that covered his mouth opened and he pored in some coffee.
“Thank you Jonnator.” Vader replied closing his mouth piece. “She must be dumb.” Jonnator said walking back to his desk. “She was dropped on her head when she was a baby.” Vader said sitting down turning on his computer. “That explains A LOT!” Jonnator exclaimed. ‘Oh great’ I thought. ‘Just what we need a idiot.’ “She is in this class. Class starts in two minuets so put your DS away Jonnator.” Vader said. “Sure.” Jonnator replied.
I looked at the clock. ‘One more minuet before we gotta meet the dummy.’ I thought of course I knew Jonnator heard every thing. Then the pager went on for their class. “Uh dad.” It was principle Luke Skywalker. “Yeah.” Vader replied. “Um… your new student got lost and ended up in my room can you come and get her?” Luke asked. “Coming. Stay put.” Vader said walking out the door.
As he left another kid entered. It was Owen a fat kid who was on a game show Total Drama Action. He wore a white shirt with a leaf on it. Had blond hair and he was around 16 years old. He took the seat behind Jonnator. Jonnator then turned around an gave him a high five he was one of Jonnator’s friends. Then a black haired kid with glasses around 14 came in he was Harry Potter one of the best students in spell class. He walked by Jonnator’s desk and gave him a high five. Yet another one of Jonnator’s friends.
Then Dawn a girl with long blue hair came in and sat behind me. Then Sapphire a short dark blue haired girl entered and sat next to Dawn. Then Neko a brown haired girl who always wore a hat with cat ears on it sat in front of me. Then Hari a girl with long brown hair who wore a white hat with a pokeball print on it sat next to Neko.
That was everybody. Then Vader came in and stood in front of door. “Alright class today we- “Are gonna watch cat shows?” Neko asked excitedly. “Uh.. no. today we have a new student.” He said. Then whispers shot from everybody except me. “Alright her name is May Maple here she is.” Vader said walking away from the door walking to his desk.
May stood standing in the door waving rapidly. She wore an orange tank top and a green bandana with brown hair covering her ears. I just stared mouth dropped. “Oh… my… God.” I muttered to my self. “Ms. Maple why don’t you sit in that empty seat by Ash.” Vader said not noticing my expression. “Who’s who?” May asked. “That one right their.” Vader said pointing to me. May nodded and skipped over to me. “And since Ash’s old partner comes to this class at a different time you’ll be his buddy.” Vader said doing something on his monitor.
May plopped her butt in the seat next to me and looked at me with a goofy smile. “Looks like we’re gonna be BUDDIES!” she exclaimed clapping franticly. ‘Oh God I cant wait.’ I thought to myself. “Ok class today we will be doing… {SNORE}. Vader was cut off by Barry’s snoring. “Barry no sleeping!” he roared. Barry shot up blond hair flying back. “Yes Sergeant!” He replied. “Okay today we will be doing chemical bonding. You will be mixing all kinds of chemicals together and see what happens. Chemicals are back there.” He said pointing to the back of the room.
I waked to back of the room to get the chemicals not trusting Ms. Dummy to get them. I picked up a bunch of random ones and walked back to the desk where May was poking the test tubes with a pencil over and over. “What the heck are you doing?” I asked. “Pretty glass makes funny noise.” She replied still taping.
“Uh.. you know if you tap those they’ll pop.” I said staring at her. “What does pop mean?” she asked sticking her tongue out still poking. Then the glass she was poking blew up with a loud “POP!” and made May yip and fly back in her seat. “Ok… as long as your done blowing things up lets get to work shall we.” I said pouring a chemical in one of the tubes.
May watched and copied me poring in four chemicals at once in. “Wait May don’t do that or…” BOOOM ! The tube blew up into a million pieces sending glass flying every where. “Ok. Because of what just happened class is dismissed.” Vader said hitting his helmet. I ran out the door and went to my locker getting my stuff for the next lesson.
I yawned I hadn’t gotten enough sleep the night before and I was tired. ‘A little nap wouldn’t hurt.’ I thought and put my head down and fell asleep.
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RRRRRRIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGG! My head shot up and I looked around franticly. ‘Oh God I’m late.’ I thought zooming to my next class history. I opened the door to see my history teacher Chris Mclaine who was the host of the game show Owen was. On I looked around and saw May waving to me tapping the seat next to her.
“There are no more seats left.” I said trying to stay away from May. “But there’s one right next to May.” He replied. I sighed and walked over to the seat next to May. “HI!” she yelled jumping in her seat. “Yeah sure whatever.” I said opening my book and read what pages to read on the board and I began to read.
The desks were just big tables that 5 people could share. May started whistling and then I hear a seat scrapping sound. ‘Oh why God why does this stuff happen to me?’ I thought to myself and turned my head to see May’s chair had moved a little. I went back to reading and heard the scrape again then again then again and again. I just focused on reading when something bumped my chair.
I took a deep breath and turned around to see a pair of sapphire eyes. “HI BUDDY.” May said awkwardly. “Um… I need space. Go away now.” I replied looking back into my book. “Trust me you wont even know I’m here.” May replied putting a finger in her ear.
I went back to reading when I heard deep breathing in my ear. “Can you stop its just plain wrong.” I said not looking at her. The breathing stopped in fact there was no breathing. I turned around to see May with a purple face and she wasn’t breathing at all. “May I said don’t breathe in my ear not to stop breathing.” I said. May’s face turned normal. “OK!” she said and messed with her nail.
I went back to reading then I felt a poke on my arm. ‘Just ignore her Ash so she’ll go away.’ I thought to myself. The poking continued all ten fingers were tapping me over and over and over. I couldn’t take it anymore and turned around and saw May. “What?” I asked.
RRRRRRRRIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG! “THANK YOU GOD!” I exclaimed dashing out of the room. I went to my locker and put all my stuff away. Next lesson was art so I didn’t need any thing. I closed my locker and ran to art. I sat down at my easel and waited for everyone else. Then I heard skipping sounds. I smashed my head on my easel. “Why…” I mumbled to myself. May poked her head through the door saw me squealed and ran over and sat in the easel next to me.
May turned around smiling. “You ran out so fast I never got to tell you why I was tapping you.” She said. “What is it?” I asked not looking up. “Your nice.” She exclaimed. I banged my head moaning.
Jonnator’s POV
I flew back laughing at May’s complement. ‘She will be great for ticking off Ash!’ I thought. Then our art teacher Ms. Booner came in and sat down. “Ok class today you expressing your artistic imaginations. So I want all of you to paint what ever you want.” She said smiling to the class.
I picked up my tools and began drawing. In 9 minuets I had a perfectly good picture of the Master Chief from HALO. I pressed a button on my glasses and a pair of binocular lenses came down I began to see what people had drawn.
Sapphire had drawn a banana. ‘typical’ I thought. Luke had drawn Sapphire. ‘OMG.’ I thought. Dawn had drawn a bunny, Owen drew pie, Barry drew a laser blowing up earth, Neko of course drew a cat, and Hari drew the back of Ash’s head. ‘wow.’ I thought.
Then I looked to see what Ash and May drew. May had drawn an army of bananas shooting a giant sneaker that shot lasers. ‘awkward.’ I thought. And Ash had drawn a sign saying “May keep away.” I turned my glasses back to normal.
I looked back at Ash and May. May must of said something cause Ash was hitting himself. I flew back laughing Ash through a ruler at my face which I dodged he sighed and turned around as May tapped his shoulder.
May said something and Ash hit his head again. Then May raised her hand. “Ms. Boomer can I get a drink?” she asked. “Certainly.” Boomer replied. May got up and skipped out the door. Ash silently cheered and began to draw a World War 2 battle.
May was back in a second and shot back to seat next to Ash. He moaned. “Ms. Boomer can I go get a drink?” he asked. “Sure.” She replied Ash got up and walked out the door. May shifted in her seat for two minuets constantly watching the door. Ash still hadn’t come back.
May shifted even harder and began to sweat after 6 minuets of him being gone. I figured out why Ash was taking so long. After 18 minuets of him being gone May shifted even harder and began to sweat a river. Then after 39 minuets of being gone May collapsed on the ground sucking her thumb.
Then finally Ash came in and sat down at his easel. May squealed with joy and got in her seat and began to play with her pencil. Ash began to draw noticing May was leaving him alone. Then disaster struck.
May was playing with her pencil when she saw something out of the corner of her eye. She turned around to see a gold hair band on the ground which belonged to Sapphire. “Shiny…” May said before crawling on the ground to pick it up. I just watched to see what Ash would do.
May picked it up and for some strange reason started to nibble on it. I turned to see Sapphire on the ground looking for her band. Ash still hadn’t noticed a thing. Then Sapphire saw May nibbling on her band. “Hey give that back!” Sapphire exclaimed crawling towards May.
May saw her coming and crawled over to Ash and started hitting his leg with her head while gripping the band in her mouth. Ash pretended not to notice till Sapphire walked to him. “Ash get that thing to let go of my band!” She exclaimed. Ash turned down to may on her hands and knees with the band in her mouth.
Ash bent down and grabbed the band pulling right out of May’s mouth and handed it to Sapphire. “You should keep her on a leash.” Sapphire said before walking back to her easel. Ash looked down at May who was on her back panting like a dog.
Ash hit his head and turned away. “May you annoy me.” Ash said not looking down at her. May got up and went back to her seat. I laughed to myself. ‘Look at that little Ashy has a girlfriend.’ I thought. I looked back to see what was happening.
Ash was holding a penny bringing it up and down and May was watching it repeating shiny. I laughed at what was happening. Ash had a evil grin on his face as he threw the penny at the ground and May dashed after it.
May went to her seat with penny rolling it around the table. Ash was relieved that his nightmare was playing with a penny and went to draw his picture.
RRRRRRRIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGG! “LUNCH!” I exclaimed dashing out the door. I threw my stuff in my locker and ran to the cafeteria. When I flung the door open saw my table aka “The boys only” table. I ran to the food and picked up a cheese burger and a soda and ran to the table where I met Luke and Barry.
We started talking about the new girl when the door opened and Ash with May trotting behind came in. “Oh God guys she fallows Ash every where.” I said. “If she follows him here I’m gonna make Ash leave.” Luke said. “I don’t want any girl here either.” Barry said. “NO GIRLS!” We all exclaimed.
Then Sapphire entered. “OH! Sapphire sit here! Sit here!” Luke shouted at her. She didn’t hear him and went to the girls table. Luke sobbed. “Non-believer.” Me and Barry both said.
Ash walked over to the table with skipping May. Me and Barry both shot glances at him and May while Luke kept sobbing. Ash then turned to May. “May would you please go to the girls table?” He asked. “Ok.” She replied skipping away.
Ash sat down next to me. “She’s like a duckling.” I said. “I know it sucks being followed all the time.” Ash said with a strange expression. Then Ash grew an angry frown and looked under the table.
I looked to. When I looked under I saw May clung to his leg. Ash pulled her up and plopped her in the seat next to him. I looked at the clock 12:57pm it read. Next class was gym and I knew what we were doing. ‘Ash is about to have to be with his nightmare while in water.’ I thought while imaging Ash’s face and grinned.
Ash’s POV
I looked at the clock 1:00pm. ‘Gym time.’ I thought walking to the door while May was skipping behind me. I sighed and opened the door. The gym had a work out area, pool, and running track.
“Water!” May exclaimed. “No we probably don’t have swimming it’s the beginning of the year.” I said. It really was the middle of the first month of school. I was in no mood to see her swim. Soon everyone else came in and the gym teacher Mr. John.
“Alright people,” he said. “today since it’s the first day of gym your gonna be swimming.” He said. I nearly hit myself after that. ‘Oh God why, why, why?!’ I thought nearly falling down.
May squealed and jumped around me. “Yay! Swimming with buddy!” She exclaimed I hit my head. “Alright everyone get changed.” John said pointing to the changing rooms. I dashed into the boys one and jumped into mine.
I then changed into my swimsuit took a deep breath and walked out. May of course was waiting for me when I saw her I nearly hit myself. She was in an orange bikini with oranges on it and a little orange inner tube.
“Ready buddy?!” She asked jumping around running to the pool. I followed. May was in the pool looking for me and then she saw me and ran toward the edge waiting for me to come in. I sighed there was no need telling her I don’t want to and hopped in.
May squealed and followed me where ever I went around the pool and it was so annoying. In 46 minuets gym was over. ‘thank you God,’ I thought. ‘I would of went insane if I didn’t get out soon. Once changed I went to my next class Math my least favorite subject.
I opened the door and saw my math teacher. Mr. Gruff. I went into one of the desks but it was a two person desk. I tried to get out before May could see but she plopped down right in the seat next to me and I was defeated.
May turned around and smiled. “Hi buddy.” She said as everyone else entered. Then someone sat behind me and a spitball was shot at my head. I turned around it was Garry the most irritating person alive. “What do you want?” I asked. “Introduce me to that lovely lady of yours.” Garry replied with a sick smile. “Fine here.” Grabbing May and telling her that Garry wants her to sit there.
She walked over Garry and sat down. “Hello.” She said smiling. “Hey I’m Garry.” He said shooting a spit ball at me. “That’s the dork Ash.” He said shooting another ball at me. “That buddy.” May said poking my head.
“And that’s his friend Jonnator the freak.” He said pointing to Jonnator. Then a flaming arrow shot right over his head. “You watch your self Oak.” Jonnator said holding a bow. “Any way why you hanging out with Ash the looser?” he asked pointing to me.
“That buddy. He supper nice.” She said poking my head. “Oh please he is the worlds most ungrateful person alive and… hey where did you go?” Garry asked looking around. He then spotted her and grunted. She was in the seat next to me and it was rammed into mine.
He sweared under his breath and started writing something in his notebook. He then pulled a piece of paper from his book and chucked it at my head. I picket it up and read it.
Ash you ****** why do you get
All the girls and your don’t even
Like girls? I will never under stand you
Garry.
I nearly threw the paper at his eye if the bell hadn’t rang. I walked out of the class got all my homework together put it all in my backpack flung it over my shoulder and walked out the door. Then May came out and started skipping behind me. I hit my face.
“May shouldn’t you go to your house?” I asked irritated by her. “Where do you live?” She asked still skipping. “Pallet Town why?” I asked. “Yay! I get to be neighbors with buddy!” She exclaimed. I nearly fell down. “W-What?” I asked.
“That’s where we just moved. Yay we can see each other all the time!” She exclaimed. I wanted to kill myself after that. “That’s just peachy.” I mumbled. Then Jonnator came from the back. “Hey Jonnator we got a new neighbor.” I said frowning. Jonnator laughed and hit my head. “Baby.” He said.
I saw my house and walked to the door when I saw May enter the house right next to mine. “Life sucks.” I said opening the door.
Ending song: Pokemon Battle Frontier theme.
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