Nerdy McNerdface
Hmph
Finally got around to watching this ep.
Xp...It was seriously lulzy too...especially after the last one.
-Was....was that Bone Rush? If it wasn't why did Lucario make a giant bone out of PURE ENERGY and just start beating the ground with it like a retarded old man. Larion and Metang are left to pound their heads into stone.
-DO SOMETHING ASH...Wtf are you thinking staring at Lucario for twenty minutes.
-Lucario sounds too much like a regular human. Bill Rogers, you need moar growling.
-Wait....Mars sounds too much like a pout-y little girl.
-Uh...Jessie....you have a GIANT FREAKING BUG WITH WINGS to get you out of the cave...wanna try that?
-Lol...Riley as Jedi powers.
-Ok..the CGI Golbats I can deal with. Sudowodo flying through them, and Lucario epic failing trying to get through them, I cannot.
-I didn't know Brave Bird sets Staravia on fire. Should it loose sometime, Ash gets free KFC.
-Wait...Mars is...evil! But...oddly...sexy...o___0...
-Yep..they planted bombs on a island with people on it, and almost made a bunch of steel creatures kill themselves. They're jerks alright, Ash.
-Riley...There's only about 12 of them.
-Lol...I love the dude with the half-rimmed glasses. He has a great voice.
-THISSS....ISSSS....SPARTAAAAAAHHH! TONIGHT...WE DINE.....IN CANALAVE!
-Yes Dawn....thank the power of the Jedi. Someone needs to get a Riolu all up in here. Where's...Ri...oh.
-Why does everyone and their Pokemon have a Helicopter? I thought everyone traveled by flying Pokemon...Finally we get to see some more transportation devices.
-So....pretty much every steel type is a alien...is that what you're saying Carolina?
-Ok...The whole "I'll fine you!" thing...is that a odd translation?
-Wait...Cyrus kinda has a blue outline by his eyes. Ladies and Gentlemen, we found Cyrus' eyebrows!
-TO BE CONTINUED! With the beeping of a computer...actually kind of epic. So....why not search the 40% of the mountain you didn't scan. Obviously it's there somewhere. If you have enough minions to dig out ruins in a crater, you can form a search party.
Seriously... I can't stop laughing right now.... this is brilliant...
Buuut yeah. Now my opinions.
Out of the Iron Island two-parter episodes, this one is my favourite.
-the opening really doesn't suit my emotions right now.
-F**K YEEEEEEEEE go Riley! Aw yeah Aura guardian bs is real and I love iiiiiiit.
-RIP Ash's arm- oh wait....
-so the solution is to faint Lucario? Rational, I guess.
-just do it Ash. Ash... just... just f**king do it... dear lord...
-RIP Lucario for now...
-wheeee lets go to that hole where Ash's friends and enemies are still stuck!
-but o shiiiiiiiiiiiiit it's a f**kin Steelix! Whatever will we do now-
-*clears threat* use the force, Riley....
-aaaaand back to TG we go with whoever isn't in the hole minus Riley!
-...wait, Brave Bird? Brave Bird? TOOK YA LONG ENOUGH, M8.
-RIP disposable Golbat army.
-and now the machine is deaded.
-don't try this at home, kids. And by this I mean bombing an island with civilians on it.
-Mars is one messed up girl.
-poor old Chimchar... RIP. Guess you'll only come in use later.
-awww, James, don't cry.... it'll be fine... why is this actually making me emotional?
-Vine Whip Ex Machina.... but it was cute!
-ah ma gud the bombs are explooooooding! Whatever da f**k are we gunna do?
-I have never seen anything so b*d*ss in all my life. F**k. Yes.
-pretty sky!
-but somehow nobody in Canalave town noticed the f**king giant explosion in the air.
-meteor creation, blah blah, Riley help, blah blah, off we go back to Canalave.
Satire over! I have officially fallen in love with this episode. Riley had been one of my favourite characters already, but nothing in this whole anime could beat what I just saw. That's a f**king explosion he just stopped! Is that not awesome as all hell? Also, still no talk about the eighth movie... seeing as I personally want to forget it ever existed, that's fine with me! The music that played when the bombs were first discovered by Ash's group was pretty awesome. Also, James and his Carnivine were so cute! I think the only time I've been sadder while watching the anime was the RIP Clembot scene from XYZ.
Just gimme a paragraph to talk about Riley. Is it just me or is he one of the most underrated characters in the whole of Pokemon? He has such a likeable personality, he has a great Japanese voice actor, he has some b*d*ss aura stuff, but he never returns? Shame on you, anime writers. Also, like I mentioned in the thread for the last episode, he is still hot as hell. I guess the only hope for him appearing again is if Sun/Moon does some Sinnoh Remake advertising with him, but that is not gonna happen in goodness-knows-how-long.