So... the gist of it is that... well... I'm a re-animated corpse. Um, yeah. I'm gonna' quickly skim over my life story now, since, as I've said, I've got nothing to lose.
So,IwasborninSwitzerlandasaMeowth,butthestrangethingpeoplenoticedasIwasgrowingupwasthatIcouldn'tfeelanypain.AccusedofbeingGiratinaspawn,IwasexiledfrommyvillagewhenIevolved.Yeah,suckstobeme.Anyway,atsomepointIjustkeptwanderinguntilIhappenedacrossthiscreepymansionwherethisZangoosewasdoingsomeequallycreepyexperiments.Havingnothingbettertodowithmylife,Ibeggedandbeggedandbeggedhimtoletmestay,muchtohisrefusal,untilIgottothepartaboutnotfeelinganypain;afterthat,heliterallypickedmeupandsetmedownonanopertaingtableandgottowork.Wewentstrongforacoupleofyears,andIevenhelpedhimwithsomeof
*deep breath*
someofhisexperiments,Iespeciallylovedonesaboutpain.Arceus,painwassuchafunconcepttoexplore.Well,onedayheaskedmeifIwantedabodythatcouldactuallyfeelpain,andwhileIwasunsureforacoupleofdaysIdecidedIwantedtobeasnormalaspossiblesoIwentwithit.Thus,Iendedupinthisbody.Mindyou,itwasn'tasgothed-upbackthen-speakingofbadthen,therewasabiiigstrokeofbadluck.Abiglightningboltburnedthemansiondown,anotheroneelectrocutedme,andanewpersonalitystartedtoformfrommysecondbrain,akathedimwityoulivedwith.Soontherewassomemishapsatanillegalorphanage(Iwas14whenIevolved,soIclassifiedasakid),buteventuallyIwasshippedtoAmericaandtriedlivingafairlynormallifeafterIgraduatedhighschool.
The only thing I can't figure out is why I have two brains. I mean, I learned about it when I looked over some of the schematics about how my body was re-animated, but the second brain literally opened up a second personality, so...