Shag | Marry | Kill

[Mr. Joker]

Hello fellow Gamers, I present to you one of the most classic games of our generation- Shag, Marry, Kill. ​

It goes a little something like this:

Poster 1 - Magan Fox, Batman, Stephen Colbert

Poster 2 - Shag - Batman
Marry - Stephen Colbert
Kill - Megan Fox

Miley Cyrus, Perry The Platypus, Shaggy​

and so on.

Have fun!

To start it off; Miley Cyrus, Ke$ha, Bret Farve.

 

[Darato]

Shag-Miley Cyrus
Kill-Ke$ha
Marry-Bret Farve

Snowball 2, Nidoking, Summoned Skull

L.F.D.

 

[pupintheturd]

shag - Nidoking
Marry - Summoned Skull
Kill - Snowball 2

Sudowoodo, Michael Jackson (undead), Bugs Bunny.

 

[Ditto123]

Shag-Sudowoodo
Mary-Bugs Bunny
Kill-Michael Jackson

Fat Albert, Billy Mays, Joker

 

[MugoUrth]

Shag: Fat Albert
Marry: (Since I'm a guy and there are no girls) The Joker
Kill: Billy Mays. ...Oh wait.

King Kong, Louis Griffin, Lady Gaga

 

[pupintheturd]

Shag: King Kong (Strong firm hands)
Marry: Lady Gaga
Kill: Louis Griffin

Pupintheturd, Bill gates, Jennifer Love Hewitt.

 

[Ditto123]

Shag-Bill Gates
Marry-Jennifer Love Hewitt
Kill-Pupintheturd

Justin Beiber, Lady Gaga, Ditto123

 

[Darato]

Shag-Lady Gaga
Marry-Ditto123
Kill-Justin Beiber

My older brother, my other older brother, my sister

L.F.D.

 

[pupintheturd]

Shag:Older Brother
Marry:Sister
Kill:Older brother

Dave Grohl, Matt Bellamy, Megan Fox.

Beat- Damn...

 

[Darato]

Shag-Megan Fox
Marry-Matt Bellamy
Kill-Dave Grohi

your 1st grade teacher, your second grade teacher, your third grade teacher

L.F.D.

 

[pupintheturd]

You can't kill Dave Grohl, he is god

Shag: second grade teacher
Marry: Third grade teacher
Kill:First grade teacher

lol they're all the same person.

Obama, Osama, and Barbara Streisand.

 

[Shadow_Lugia_XD001]

You're mistaken my dear friend, for that title goes to Matt Bellamy.

Shag: Obama
Marry: Baraba Streisand (just to annoy her by constantly singing that song)
Kill: Osama

Richard Hammond, James May, Jeremy Clarkson

 

[Darato]

I'm killing someone with the same name as me, it isn't that easy for me either

Shag-Osama
Marry-Obama
Kill-Barbara Streisand

Richard Hammond-Shag
Jeremy Clarkson-Marry
James May-Kill

Mr. Joker, Darato, Pupintheturd

L.F.D.

 

[pupintheturd]

Ouch.. burn...

Shag:James may
Marry:Jeremy Clarkson
Kill : Richard Hammond

EDIt - BEAT - oh dillema..

Shag: Pupintheturd (lol)
Marry: Darato
Kill: Mr. Joker.

Taylor Hawkins, Kelly Clarkson, Hugh Heffner.

 

[Darato]

Shag-Kelly Clarkson
Marry-Hugh Heffner
Kill-Taylor Hawkins

Jimmy Dean, Johnny Cash, Andy Dick

L.F.D.

 

[Shadow_Lugia_XD001]

Shag: Hugh Heffner
Marry: Taylor Hawkings
Kill: Kelly Clarkson

Beat

Shag: Jimmy Dean
Marry: Johnny Cash
Kill: Andy Dick

Matt Bellamy, Bono, Thom Yorke.

 

[pupintheturd]

why is everyone slowly killing Foo Fighter members?!
Shag: Andy Dick
Marry: Johnny cash
kill: Jimmy Dean

BEAT

Shag: Matt Bellamy
Marry: Bono
Kill: Thom Yorke

Neill young, Bruce (the boss) Springsteen, Tay Zonday

 

[Darato]

Shag-Bruce Springsteen
Marry-Neil Young
Kill-Tay Zonday

Donkey Kong, Star Fox, Jay Leno


Btw, Pupintheturd, here is a wedding ring

L.F.D.

 

[Shadow_Lugia_XD001]

Shag: Jay Leno
Marry: Star Fox
Kill: Donkey Kong

Angus Young, Jimi Hendrix, Brian May

 

[Darato]

Shag-Angus Young
Marry-Jimi Hendrix
Kill-Brian May

Shadow_Lugia_XD001, Pupintheturd, Darato

L.F.D.