Mr. Joker's Old Bag of Drabbles.
Title: Smile?
Author: Mr. Joker
Fandom: Pokemon
Pairing/s: KamaciteShipping (Riley x Marley)
Rating: G
Two teens walked into the sunset, one was a girl, she had black hair and wore only black and white clothes, and she had a black bow in her hair. The other was an older teen, probably eighteen unlike his girlfriend, who was 16, he had spiked, navy blue hair, under his navy blue hat of curse. The teens were holding hands, and making small talk.
“Marley, come on you have to smile sometime.”, said Riley
“I only like to smile when something makes me happy…” she said as she sighed
“Come on, you have a butiful smile!” said Riley in a deeper, more loving voice
“You know, if you weren’t so cute, id dump you…” Marley said, in a joking tone
“Love you too, babe.”
The moment he said that, she blushed.
“But you still won’t smi-“ Riley said as he fell into the ditch, Marley giggled and smiled. She helped him up, kissed his cheek and walked into the sunset.
Title: Butts and Black dresses?
Author: Mr. Joker
Fandom: Pokemon
Pairing/s: Lance x Athena (Strategistshipping)
Rating: T for bitchslapping
The sun was rising and the moon was setting as a man walked into the Goldenrod Underground. Well... he was running more like it. He wanted to see what his friend and secret lover had to say about his recent act.
"Reporting for duty ma'am." He said
"what do you have to report... my love?" she replied
"The Slowpoke well mission was a complete success!" he said cheerfully
She closed up on him, getting closer to his face. Her arms tied around his neck she leaned in for a kiss. "Very well." she whispered into his ear. They continued to kiss very romantically. They were on the floor rolling and kissing, Lance reached for her butt. He grabbed. The kissing stopped Athena rose to her feet. Helped Lance up and slapped him straight across the face and walked away.
He yelled "I'm sorry." he waited on the couch for a couple of minutes and after waiting, Athena walked into the room, wearing a short black dress.
It is going to be a great night indeed. Lance thought.
Title: Mistletoe
Author: Mr. Joker
Fandom: Pokemon
Pairing/s: PsiLuckingShipping (Sabrina x Pike Queen Lucy)
Rating: E10+ For kissing
As the snow fell outside the toasty one room log cabin, the Stantler head to bed along with the other pokémon of the forest. Snow coming from the sky fell very lightly. The butiful moon glared in the now frozen lake, it was a wonderful site from inside the cabin.
Inside the cabin, two girls, maybe late teens or early twenty’s were taking Christmas decorations out of an old cardboard box. One of the girls, Sabrina, was putting 2 stockings above the warm fire. The other, Lucy, was putting the nativity onto the table that stand by the bed, the only bed. They both were talking about their childhood Christmases as they drank warm hot chocolate. It steamed from the cups.
As Lucy was pouring more hot chocolate Sabrina quickly put up the old Mistletoe. As she turned around Sabrina was right there, looking deep into Lucy’s eyes. Lucy looked up and saw the mistletoe, without missing a beat she began kissing Sabrina. The hot chocolate kisses continued for a number of minutes until they needed time to breath.
Title: Hooves on the Rooftop.
Author: Mr. Joker
Fandom: Pokemon
Pairing/s: CheekyShipping (Mira x Max)
Rating: E
Somewhere in the small town of Snowpoint two young little kids were waiting by the Christmas tree. Their names were Mira and Max, each of them had a pokémon, Mira had a Abra and Max had a Ralts, they were jumping around the room, their owners were giggling together as they drank hot chocolate and ate Oreos.
“We forgot to put out cookies for Santa, Max!” Mira yelled out of no where
“Oh your right Mira.” He replied, not really interested.
Mira went into the kitchen. Max quickly took out a present from under the tree that was labeled “To: Mira From: Max” and after two minutes of patently she came running back out with a plate of double-mint Oreos and a glass of warm milk.
She placed the cookies and milk on the table, and before she knew it a gift was in her hands. She looked up at Max, blushed, and opened the gift, inside was a necklace that had the psychic symbol. She looked at it and gave Max a huge hug. “Thank you Max I love it!” she exclaimed.
But before Max could reply, he heard something on the roof. A lot of little stomping sounds. “MIRA I THINK IT’S SANTA!!” Max yelled.
Mira replied, “I do too! Quickly act like your sleeping”
Max “fell” asleep on the couch, Mira put her head on Max’s lap and a grin expanded on her face.
Title: Working on Christmas
Author: Mr. Joker
Fandom: Pokemon
Pairing/s: RocketGruntShipping (Male Rocket Grunt x Female Rocket Grunt)
Rating: T
The snowplows drove through the streets in the town of Goldenrod. Inside the apartments and whoever was lucky to have a house, people were singing to Christmas carols, eating a great meal, or laying down for a nice winters nap. All except for those who had to work also known as, the grunts.
Two lone figures walked through the back road alleys. “I can’t believe that Apollo made us work on Christmas. And freaking guard duty.” The male said.
“Me neither, I wish I was clubbing really really badly right now.” The female said.
“I do too…. I was hoping for some action tonight.” The male replied
“Well maybe you can” the female said back, winking.
The male one looked over at the female, she rapped her arms around his hips and kissed him. They continued to kiss for who knows how long before they fell onto the ground to have a “fun” time.
Title: ‘Tis the season to give.
Author: Mr. Joker
Fandom: Pokemon
Pairing/s: BishieShipping (Riley x Paul) x3
Rating: E
Christmas eve. Everybody was with their loved family and friends, feasting on great and amazing food and drink… and piggy pudding. But some people weren’t lucky enough to have these great things. So every year a handful of nice people donate their time to help those people. Two young men… well boyfriends were these people. One was exited, his name was Riley. The other one was not so much. His name was Paul. Paul would much rather be in bed with his lover.
“Isn’t this great?” Riley asked as he poured a young girl in rag clothing a bowl of soup.
“I guess.” Paul replied as he took some cookies out of the oven. He gave the girl a cookie.
“Come on Paul.. cheer up it’s Christmas!” Riley said
“Okay… fine you win” he sighed
“If you cheer up, I’ll give you one of your presents tonight… in bed.” Riley whispered into his ear.
Paul’s face grew a smile quicker than a Luxray could run. Merry Christmas indeed.
Author: Mr. Joker
Fandom: Pokemon
Pairing/s: KamaciteShipping (Riley x Marley)
Rating: G
Two teens walked into the sunset, one was a girl, she had black hair and wore only black and white clothes, and she had a black bow in her hair. The other was an older teen, probably eighteen unlike his girlfriend, who was 16, he had spiked, navy blue hair, under his navy blue hat of curse. The teens were holding hands, and making small talk.
“Marley, come on you have to smile sometime.”, said Riley
“I only like to smile when something makes me happy…” she said as she sighed
“Come on, you have a butiful smile!” said Riley in a deeper, more loving voice
“You know, if you weren’t so cute, id dump you…” Marley said, in a joking tone
“Love you too, babe.”
The moment he said that, she blushed.
“But you still won’t smi-“ Riley said as he fell into the ditch, Marley giggled and smiled. She helped him up, kissed his cheek and walked into the sunset.
AN: I was looking through my old documents and found this, I have no idea how old it is, I can assure you, my writing skills have gotten way better.
Title: Butts and Black dresses?
Author: Mr. Joker
Fandom: Pokemon
Pairing/s: Lance x Athena (Strategistshipping)
Rating: T for bitchslapping
The sun was rising and the moon was setting as a man walked into the Goldenrod Underground. Well... he was running more like it. He wanted to see what his friend and secret lover had to say about his recent act.
"Reporting for duty ma'am." He said
"what do you have to report... my love?" she replied
"The Slowpoke well mission was a complete success!" he said cheerfully
She closed up on him, getting closer to his face. Her arms tied around his neck she leaned in for a kiss. "Very well." she whispered into his ear. They continued to kiss very romantically. They were on the floor rolling and kissing, Lance reached for her butt. He grabbed. The kissing stopped Athena rose to her feet. Helped Lance up and slapped him straight across the face and walked away.
He yelled "I'm sorry." he waited on the couch for a couple of minutes and after waiting, Athena walked into the room, wearing a short black dress.
It is going to be a great night indeed. Lance thought.
Title: Mistletoe
Author: Mr. Joker
Fandom: Pokemon
Pairing/s: PsiLuckingShipping (Sabrina x Pike Queen Lucy)
Rating: E10+ For kissing
As the snow fell outside the toasty one room log cabin, the Stantler head to bed along with the other pokémon of the forest. Snow coming from the sky fell very lightly. The butiful moon glared in the now frozen lake, it was a wonderful site from inside the cabin.
Inside the cabin, two girls, maybe late teens or early twenty’s were taking Christmas decorations out of an old cardboard box. One of the girls, Sabrina, was putting 2 stockings above the warm fire. The other, Lucy, was putting the nativity onto the table that stand by the bed, the only bed. They both were talking about their childhood Christmases as they drank warm hot chocolate. It steamed from the cups.
As Lucy was pouring more hot chocolate Sabrina quickly put up the old Mistletoe. As she turned around Sabrina was right there, looking deep into Lucy’s eyes. Lucy looked up and saw the mistletoe, without missing a beat she began kissing Sabrina. The hot chocolate kisses continued for a number of minutes until they needed time to breath.
Title: Hooves on the Rooftop.
Author: Mr. Joker
Fandom: Pokemon
Pairing/s: CheekyShipping (Mira x Max)
Rating: E
Somewhere in the small town of Snowpoint two young little kids were waiting by the Christmas tree. Their names were Mira and Max, each of them had a pokémon, Mira had a Abra and Max had a Ralts, they were jumping around the room, their owners were giggling together as they drank hot chocolate and ate Oreos.
“We forgot to put out cookies for Santa, Max!” Mira yelled out of no where
“Oh your right Mira.” He replied, not really interested.
Mira went into the kitchen. Max quickly took out a present from under the tree that was labeled “To: Mira From: Max” and after two minutes of patently she came running back out with a plate of double-mint Oreos and a glass of warm milk.
She placed the cookies and milk on the table, and before she knew it a gift was in her hands. She looked up at Max, blushed, and opened the gift, inside was a necklace that had the psychic symbol. She looked at it and gave Max a huge hug. “Thank you Max I love it!” she exclaimed.
But before Max could reply, he heard something on the roof. A lot of little stomping sounds. “MIRA I THINK IT’S SANTA!!” Max yelled.
Mira replied, “I do too! Quickly act like your sleeping”
Max “fell” asleep on the couch, Mira put her head on Max’s lap and a grin expanded on her face.
Title: Working on Christmas
Author: Mr. Joker
Fandom: Pokemon
Pairing/s: RocketGruntShipping (Male Rocket Grunt x Female Rocket Grunt)
Rating: T
The snowplows drove through the streets in the town of Goldenrod. Inside the apartments and whoever was lucky to have a house, people were singing to Christmas carols, eating a great meal, or laying down for a nice winters nap. All except for those who had to work also known as, the grunts.
Two lone figures walked through the back road alleys. “I can’t believe that Apollo made us work on Christmas. And freaking guard duty.” The male said.
“Me neither, I wish I was clubbing really really badly right now.” The female said.
“I do too…. I was hoping for some action tonight.” The male replied
“Well maybe you can” the female said back, winking.
The male one looked over at the female, she rapped her arms around his hips and kissed him. They continued to kiss for who knows how long before they fell onto the ground to have a “fun” time.
Title: ‘Tis the season to give.
Author: Mr. Joker
Fandom: Pokemon
Pairing/s: BishieShipping (Riley x Paul) x3
Rating: E
Christmas eve. Everybody was with their loved family and friends, feasting on great and amazing food and drink… and piggy pudding. But some people weren’t lucky enough to have these great things. So every year a handful of nice people donate their time to help those people. Two young men… well boyfriends were these people. One was exited, his name was Riley. The other one was not so much. His name was Paul. Paul would much rather be in bed with his lover.
“Isn’t this great?” Riley asked as he poured a young girl in rag clothing a bowl of soup.
“I guess.” Paul replied as he took some cookies out of the oven. He gave the girl a cookie.
“Come on Paul.. cheer up it’s Christmas!” Riley said
“Okay… fine you win” he sighed
“If you cheer up, I’ll give you one of your presents tonight… in bed.” Riley whispered into his ear.
Paul’s face grew a smile quicker than a Luxray could run. Merry Christmas indeed.
Title: Tea for two.
Author: Mr. Joker
Fandom: Sppf Members
Pairing/s: PerfectShipping (riolulu x Sharla idc about his sppf name)
Rating: G
The street lamps lights flickered in the night. Another normal winters night in New England, America. The stockings were hung my the chimney with care, well you know the rest of the old dance and song. Point is, it is Christmas Eve.
A young man, Sharla, sits on a couch, and his best friend and girlfriend, April, lay he soft head on his lap, they are watching old Christmas movies that they have seen a number of times, but continue to watch anyways. The two are drinking tea. April picks up her Plusle mug and takes a sip, nothing poured into her mouth. She looks in, it is empty. Sharla, being the good boyfriend that he is, gets up and pours her a cup of tea. "Thanks honey." she says as she takes a giant gulp.
He replies, "No problem sweetie." and kissed her on the cheek. The two turn back to the television and continue to watch, waiting for Saint Nick to arrive.
Author: Mr. Joker
Fandom: Sppf Members
Pairing/s: PerfectShipping (riolulu x Sharla idc about his sppf name)
Rating: G
The street lamps lights flickered in the night. Another normal winters night in New England, America. The stockings were hung my the chimney with care, well you know the rest of the old dance and song. Point is, it is Christmas Eve.
A young man, Sharla, sits on a couch, and his best friend and girlfriend, April, lay he soft head on his lap, they are watching old Christmas movies that they have seen a number of times, but continue to watch anyways. The two are drinking tea. April picks up her Plusle mug and takes a sip, nothing poured into her mouth. She looks in, it is empty. Sharla, being the good boyfriend that he is, gets up and pours her a cup of tea. "Thanks honey." she says as she takes a giant gulp.
He replies, "No problem sweetie." and kissed her on the cheek. The two turn back to the television and continue to watch, waiting for Saint Nick to arrive.
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