Sickness Thread

[Mew's desire]

If anyone has some kind of illness now, post here so everyone can make you feel better by comforting you.

I have Food Poisoning now.

 

[EmberStar the Blaziken]

Ow, that hurts. I recommend drinking lots of Gatorade or water to replace the fluids you are losing.

 

[SlipKnoT]

I have breast cancer.

 

[Freya]

Ive been told Im jaundice in the right light. Im also contagious with spring fever *****es.

 

[Rave]

Try depression and anxiety.

 

[spacialrend_palkia]

it's not really a sickness, but can anyone provide help of getting rid of pimples? i know it's kind of embarassing but i have to open up to you guys.

 

[Mew's desire]

I have breast cancer.

What?! I hope you are lying.

 

[Forever&Always]

I have depression :[.

But i rub your tummy Mew.

 

[GrizzlyB]

What?! I hope you are lying.

He's not. I diagnosed it. Incidentally, best diagnosis ever.

 

[bobjr]

He's not. I diagnosed it. Incidentally, best diagnosis ever.

Liar, you just wanted to feel him up.

 

[Igottapoo]

I don't poop enough (please do not point out the sheer irony regarding my name). Once every 3 or 4 days or so. Maybe there's something wrong with me but it's been that way all my life.

 

[GrizzlyB]

Liar, you just wanted to feel him up.

Guilty as charged. Still, I know a lump when I see one, or rather, feel one, and so I had to rise to the occasion, if you will.

 

[kochoupink]

Blue balls.

In all seriousness, I have a bit of a cold.

 

[SlipKnoT]

What?! I hope you are lying.

No. I got cancer real bad in my titties. Doctor Grizzly says I only got 8 months to live, and I'll only be cured if I blow him, but tbh I'd rather die of cancer.

 

[~Spacial_Rendation~]

My ears hurt really bad. I think I've ear mutation.

 

[Mr. Mudkip]

I broke my leg on the way up to doctor Grizzly's office.
Compound fraactures do hurt quite a bit.

Oh, and I broke my toenail during my art exam.

 

[Krake]

I caught my ankle in the doorway of my aunt's house. Nothing serious, but it hurts sometimes.

 

[Rave]

No. I got cancer real bad in my titties. Doctor Grizzly says I only got 8 months to live, and I'll only be cured if I blow him, but tbh I'd rather die of cancer.

Then we better chop them titties off.

 

[Profesco]

Let's not get too sick in the sickness thread, shall we?

Try depression and anxiety.

I'll see your depression and anxiety and raise you some agoraphobia. All in?

 

[Adeku]

Let's not get too sick in the sickness thread, shall we?



I'll see your depression and anxiety and raise you some agoraphobia. All in?

Lol I have a cold-like virus and sinus headache.....(If that counts.)
Its not fun...