Sickness Thread

[AEROBLASTER]

That last page was hard to keep from laughing at.

I have a continuous sinus problem that I had to get surgery for. I'm still recovering.

 

[~Magic Thunderbolt~]

I just had to get a tooth pulled out; it caused me a really painful toothache since last week. It still hurts, the surgery.

 

[martianman40]

I've got swimmer's ear, unfortunately. For those of you that don't know, when you have water in your ear and don't get in out, bacteria begins to grow. It's really painful at times.

 

[Jink]

I never get sick. Well... except that one times when we ate at Panda Express.

I don't poop enough (please do not point out the sheer irony regarding my name). Once every 3 or 4 days or so. Maybe there's something wrong with me but it's been that way all my life.

You should eat more fibrous foods then.

 

[Drake Pokétrainer]

A part of my right lung isn't working properly, it once collapsed.
So I'll have to take medicines everyday for the rest of my life or I'll die.

 

[Igottapoo]

You should eat more fibrous foods then.

lol I actually don't mind it. I can go out in the real world while everyone's watching me from the bathroom window.

 

[sweet_piplup123]

I had a gigantic stomache ache while I was having my selective high school exam...in Yr 6. Somehow it was miraculously cured with a few slices of watermelon.

 

[Brumrha]

I just about never get any sicknesses. Matter of fact, I've managed to get perfect attendance in at least half of my school years.

I must have an uber-strong immune system.

 

[shadowkami]

I have rather excellent good genes in my side of the family, so I rarely get sick. Plus I eat a lot of snacks and still maintain my toothpicky figure.

 

[Aqua's Dolphin]

No. I got cancer real bad in my titties. Doctor Grizzly says I only got 8 months to live, and I'll only be cured if I blow him, but tbh I'd rather die of cancer.

Then I'll do it, if only to save you.

 

[shadowkami]

Then I'll do it, if only to save you.

Yeah, sure...

I'd rather leave this stuff to "real" professionals...

Rank up

 

[houndourm]

I am not sick but my dad brother other brother mom and grandmother are all sick.
dad: cold
mom: flue
brother: flue
other brother: cold
grandmother: breastcancer
if my grandmother dies I will have no people exept my mom from her side of the family.

 

[Krake]

I never get sick on school days. The only times I didn't go was for appointments and such.

 

[dark rift]

I think I've got it now. It's one of those things that come and go and when it comes it sucks the life out of you. Apparently quite a big majority of the population here has it.

 

[??????]

I'm black-I suffer from AIDS obviously.

 

[shadowkami]

I'm black-I suffer from AIDS obviously.

So am I but I'm not a victim. What's your point?

 

[??????]

So am I but I'm not a victim. What's your point?

Supposed to be racist, but alas, I have been foiled.

 

[RayRay]

Well kids, i've got...

a cold atm
depression and anxiety. Borderline personality disorder. paranoia disorder. i have this weird thing with my throat which means it spasms the wrong way when i eat or drink, so basically food and drink 'pauses' on its way down, just below my windpipe. A lot of the time it gets stuck. and i have to try and force it down with liquid. my record for having something stuck was 16 hours. had every test imaginable to find out what was wrong, and i'm officially a medical mystery. They *think* its psychological. Just like all my other illnesses!

How i've managed to continue living in normal society is another mystery - maybe they'll catch up with me soon - oh shi- here they come! *pegs it*

 

[johny2hai]

IDK is this counts as a sickness.

I now have a jumper's knee, it is very ironic beacuse i am a sprinter and a jumper in track.

Every now and then it starts to hurt.;194;

 

[EmberStar the Blaziken]

On my way to Germany I ate the airline food and kept running back to the bathroom the entire first day of the trip.