I voted for Missingno. Picture this, if you will. The results are in. The votes have been tallied. And a new Smash trailer makes its way onto the internet...
Pikachu and Greninja are duking it out. Greninja jumps over Pikachu's Thunder Jolt and fires a Water Shuriken. Then, Greninja looks around and spots a Home Run Bat lying on the ground. It picks up the bat, and gears up to deal a final blow to Pikachu... when the bat seems to glitch and pixellate in Greninja's hand for a moment. Greninja examines the bat, surprised, but after a moment, shrugs it off and prepares to attack... and then suddenly, dozens of Home Run Bats fly in from the distance like a swarm of bees and pummel Greninja, sending it flying. Pikachu looks in the direction the bats came from, and sees a large, ominous, L-shaped being floating in the shadows... and then a large rectangular eye opens, and the familiar creature emerges from the shadows.
Scrambles for Victory!
And we see gameplay footage! Pac-Man holds a banana peel, but Missingno. uses an attack, and the banana peel starts to pixellate in Pac-Man's hand. Pac-Man throws the banana peel straight up, and once it's level with Charizard, a barrage of banana peels fly in off the side of the screen and pelt Charizard.
Next scene- Charizard's Flamethrower is pitted against Missingno.'s Water Gun, and Charizard's getting pushed back.
Next scene- Missingno. is squaring off against Luigi, and is charging up a Smash Attack. Suddenly, a large glitchy fist erupts from its body and slams into Luigi, the Mega Punch sending him flying.
Next scene- Missingno. is up against Link, Wario, and Greninja. A Smash Ball is in play. Missingno. jumps up, but the Smash Ball is still high above it. Missingno. unleashes Thunder, and the Smash Ball is his! Then, Missingno. moves in close to Link, and BAM! Final Smash time! Frozen in place, pixellating slightly, Link can only watch helplessly as a harshly glowing Missingno. ascends high into the sky. And then it comes zooming right back towards it. Sky Attack is unleashed, and Link is blasted off the screen!
...now be honest, that was friggin' awesome, was it not? Of course it was! The powerful Mega Punch as a Smash Attack, attacking from below with Thunder, fending off enemies with Water Gun, even using its infamous item-cloning capabilities to attack its enemies with style. And last but not least, its legendary Sky Attack as the Final Smash. Isn't this exactly the kind of awesomeness we want in our Super Smash Bros?! You better damn well believe it is! So if you agree with me, if you want to see awesomeness of this magnitude in your Super Smash Bros., then you know what to do, don't you? That's right- you cast that vote, and you cast it for Missingno.!