Stupid Modric, playing for stupid shitty Real Madrid now, stupid moron.
Everton have been quite good so far. Top 4/5 anyone?
Newcastle aren't as good as they were last season, but that should change soon.
Chelsea look quite impressive. Hazard and Oscar have helped a little, but they look stronger after winning the Champion's League.
Swansea could go for a Europa League spot with this excellent form. They play stronger, and Michu looks to be a top goalscorer for them.
QPR are buying rejects, basically.
Man City don't look as...magical as they did last season yet, but that will definitely change.
Man Utd look a little less impressive, as they barely avoided a rare defeat to Fulham. Still, subject to change.
Stoke...are starting slowly...frankly, I expected us to win against Arsenal.
Reading / Southampton / West Ham are faring OK. Southampton would well stay up, should they defend a little better against big teams.
Norwich look worse without their former manager.
Tottenham...well, they've lost arguably their best player to Madrid, so that £28m should be put to good use!
That's it really...