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Sometimes I wonder.

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Discussion' started by JoshYEAH, Apr 20, 2012.

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  1. JoshYEAH

    JoshYEAH ???

    ok so sometimes when i am on the internet i like to look at the pornographies as a person with such a genital based appendage as myself is wont to do but then i consider the actual ethical repercussions of my actions like the billions of lives i'm about to send into the twisting nether for the sake of pleasure. i mean is that not a depressing thing to think about or what. but seriously right lets just take a step back for a moment and admire the cosmos.


    ok we're done. so anyway yea i was like thinking about what to post and basically i couldn't decide on a single thing so i figured hey this is misc and it's full of complete faggots and they all like to think about stupid things like the first paragraph of this post so i guess whatever i post should probably be really fucken immature am i right lol owned i just insulted u.

    so anyway yeah i'm just wondering, because sometimes i wonder, what in your opinion is the best way to eat oreos; i like to put them in a bowl and add milk and then eat them as if they were cereal. please share your thoughts, aspirations and recipes in this thread but only if they concern oreos lol the most kawaii biscuit hehe
  2. bobjr

    bobjr It's Fusion, I don't have to expalin it. Staff Member Moderator

    The best way to eat Oreos is with your mouth. I've heard of people doing it other ways, and it ended badly every time.
  3. Cruxis

    Cruxis Banned

    i like to shove them in my rectum for a period of 17 minutes while it absorbs the absolvic acid dripping from the edge due to my high protein intake, after this i am sure to dip it in everclear and then blend it together with a mix of blueberries, bananas, a scoop of whey protein, and gorilla munch cereal

  4. Pesky Persian

    Pesky Persian Caffeine Queen

    I like to cover oreos in butter and then roll them in sugar. I learned it from Paula Deen. Tastes like insulin injections.
  5. Korusan

    Korusan Banned

    my mentor (stoner btw) suggested I freeze them for a month and eat them. they are actually most delicious this way.
  6. Jb

    Jb Tsun in the streets

    Anyone who’s ever cleared out an entire row of Oreos in one sitting knows about The Chow Down. This method involves eating more than one Oreo at a time. Taking three cookies in hand, the eater will shove them in his mouth. Crunching down on a mass of Oreos is very satisfying. The only problem with this method is that you run out of Oreos faster. You can also take your Oreos and crumble them into a glass of milk in numbers. Four or five Oreos, when crumbled, will fit nicely into a large glass of milk. You can then spoon them out like a cool dessert, or drink the mixture right out of the cup.

    Oreo eaters worldwide, and indeed around the country, have their own methods for eating their favorite cookie. There is no one right way to eat an Oreo. You have to try a few methods to find one that works for you, for all kinds of different Oreos (even chocolate covered oreos!) No two eaters have exactly the same requirements. Some need the cookie to be mashed and some need it to be free of any milk whatsoever. However you eat them, they're sure to bring lots of smiles!
  7. JoshYEAH

    JoshYEAH ???

    shut up lol
  8. Cruxis

    Cruxis Banned

  9. Zazie

    Zazie So 1991

    I like to make important life decisions with my Oreos. I assign two options, one to each side. The side with the creme on it is what option I choose.

    The great thing about this is that there is always creme on both sides, so I get to do both options. This has lead to the wonderfully charmed life I have now.
  10. Profesco

    Profesco gone gently

    Uncanny .
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