Steve the Feebas: Welcome, newcomer! Allow me to show you around.
Dan: Gah. Wait who are you?
Steve: My name is Stevathan but you can call me Steve for short! I couldn't help but overhear you wanted to move in to this fine lake so I'll help you get familiar with the place!
Dan: ...
*Dan and Steve go underwater*
Steve: Okay so here's water. And if we go further west there's some more water. There's also water to your left hand side. It's pretty much everywhere.
Dan: This isn't a good tour.
Steve: Gabriela the Gyarados hangs out in the general area to your right. Try to avoid that place if you can. She's a very mean old fish who will try to battle you if you go near her. Also her Gyarados friends sometimes eat other pokemon. If you can remember this, you're all set.
Dan: So you're sure nobody else will try to kill me?
Steve: Don't go near the surface too often so you don't get fished and you should be fine. Anyway that's it for the tour, if you'd like I could introduce you to the community!
Dan: Sure fam
Steve: This is Grace the Goldeen! I'd like you to meet my new friend uh... what was your name again?
Dan: Paul
Steve: Paul the Seaking!
(meanwhile)
Alexandre the Espurr: This seems like a good fishing spot.
Boomy the Voltorb: Did you bring the Max Revive?
Alexandre: Got it right here! On the count of three, I'll throw you underwater, then you use Explosion and blast yourself and a bunch of those fish out of the water!
Boomy: I'm so ready for this ****
Alexandre: 1. 2. 3. Go! *throws Boomy underwater*
Steve: Now I'd like you to meet Flippy the Finneon! Flippy, this is my new friend Paul the Seaking!
Dan: Sup. Hey who is that behind you?
Steve: Huh? *sees Boomy behind him* I actually don't think we've met. Who are you, sir?
*Boomy uses Explosion and he blasts himself, Dan, Steve, Grace, Flippy and other fish out of the water to where Alexandre is standing*
Alexandre: Hahaha it actually worked, that is ****ing hilarious! *stabs Dan, Flippy, Steve, Grace and other various fish pokemon with a sharp twig, killing all of them* Oh right *uses Max Revive on Boomy*
Boomy: We're actually like geniuses, man
Alexandre: *has now completely finished eating his kill until nothing but skeletons remain* I know, right bro? Can't believe my dumb sister got cast to be on Big Brother when brilliant intellectuals like us didn't.
Boomy: We were robbed.
