SPPF Big Brother Season 4

[Genaller]

Host: A Battle Back was fought to determine who would re-enter the house and the winner is:

Spoiler: Once Again a Houseguest

Solace!

The next HOH competition will be posted shortly.

 

[wolf jani]

Tara: Lol right back after being evicted!

 

[keepitsimple]

Snowball: Sorry for disappearing for a while there. I was busy fighting off that Kyurem that kept freezing everybody. Taught that ***** a painful leason! Don't think he'll be bothering us anymore. Wait, he wasn't staff, was he?

 

[TheWanderingMist]

Solace: It's nice to be back among my prey.

 

[Genaller]

Host: Damnit Snowball; that Kyruem was an unpaid intern who now wants to sue us due to physical damages from you. You’re Fried!!! Get the Distortion World out of here before I call the cops.

 

[keepitsimple]

Snowball: Nice try, I am a cop so they're already here. *shows badge made out of glue and macaroni*

*Snowball arrests herself and leaves*

 

[wolf jani]

Tara: wait! So Snowball isn't going to co-host after all??

 

[keepitsimple]

Gus the Medicham: Hi I'm one of the producers and we'll have another co-host ready by the time we start the next HoH comp

 

[Dragalge]

Charles the Bergmite: Aww c’mon I wanted to skate in here. Guess I’ll find another ice skating rink.

 

[Gamzee Makara]

D.R.O.N.E.:It appears that the Cherry Bomb is back...bwah?! *A Draco Meteor attack barrage falls from the sky above the House* Alright, who's throwing those?

 

[TheWanderingMist]

Solace: Under the presumption that our new co-host will be Glen, I'm protesting the show by continuing to compete.

 

[wolf jani]

Tara: Glen. Oh yea that guy. He seems interesting

 

[mehmeh1]

Potato: Who's that Glen guy? Also, I already used rain dance just in case

 

[keepitsimple]

Lord Walnuts: Good afternoon, houseguests. Lord Walnuts at your service. I'll be your new host. Anyways, welcome back to the Big Brother house, Shoelace... wait. *cleans monocle and looks closer at the teleprompter* Ah. Solace. My mistake.

Name: Lord Walnuts
Pokemon: Alolan Rattata
Age: 40
Personality: Condescending rich guy. Had his mid life crisis recently and now tries too hard to be cool and fit in with the younger generation

 

[wolf jani]

Lord Walnuts: Good afternoon, houseguests. Lord Walnuts at your service. I'll be your new host. Anyways, welcome back to the Big Brother house, Shoelace... wait. *cleans monocle and looks closer at the teleprompter* Ah. Solace. My mistake.

Name: Lord Walnuts
Pokemon: Alolan Rattata
Age: 40
Personality: Condescending rich guy. Had his mid life crisis recently and now tries too hard to be cool and fit in with the younger generation

Tara: You ruined it! You should've said! "You thought that new co-host was going to be Glen! But It's me! Lord Walnuts!"

Potato: Who's that Glen guy? Also, I already used rain dance just in case

Glen is a sadistic Ariados. He hosted last season.

 

[Gamzee Makara]

D.R.O.N.E:Another posh gentleman like myself! What a stroke of luck!

 

[keepitsimple]

Lord Walnuts: You thought the new co-host was going to be Glen. But It's me. Lord Walnuts. Did I do it right this time?

 

[wolf jani]

Lord Walnuts: You thought the new co-host was going to be Glen. But It's me. Lord Walnuts. Did I do it right this time?

Tara: Yes you did! Thats perfect!

 

[keepitsimple]

Tara: Yes you did! Thats perfect!

Lord Walnuts: I'm already fitting in with you all so well *dabs* Did I do that right too?

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Alexandre: *watching on tv at home* Who the **** is this lame middle aged man? Where did Snowball go?

 

[Dragalge]

The Exterminator: *kicks door open* Squirm for me *electrocutes Lord Walnuts* inspection complete. *Leaves*