SPPF Big Brother Season 4

[AgentKallus]

Jameschar: If you forgot the tea then why are you asking if anyone wants any? Is this a cruel trick or... nevermind I need another nap. (Lies down on the floor again)

 

[Gamzee Makara]

D.R.O.N.ELCor! Me OS is lagging again! Hang on...*Booping* Right...I want to MAKE tea, not thgat I forgot it. Bloody old 'ware...

 

[mehmeh1]

Potato: So THERE'S the metagross, guess that OS lag was why nobody could feel any change in the magnetic flux, and yeah, why not, I think I also want tea, anyone else want potato and egg donuts?

 

[Gamzee Makara]

D.R.O.N.E:I'd love to. Might we play a nice game of chess as well?

 

[WizardTrubbish]

Brian: *angst noises*

 

[mehmeh1]

Potato: Only if its 69D chess

 

[Dragalge]

*outside the house somewhere away from it*

Glen: Where are the people at? I’m hungry.

Sam: Follow your fate for quixotic C-Clamps, my friend.

Janice: Well when you put it like-*all three fall down in a chute that leads to a hidden area underneath the BB house* ...thanks for breaking the fall, Sam.

Sam: My graduates.

Glen: Where are we? And how do we get out? Where did we come in?

Janice: I don’t know but...what’s with this nicely decorated room?

Sam: *eats an ice cream sandwich from the fridge and another comes out* Ah free communism.

Glen: And air conditioning too? Beds? This is perfect!

 

[xEryChan]

Roger: *enters the room* who’s hungry, I got berries!

 

[Genaller]

Remember Roger; Wobuffet!, Tara, Snowball and Skull can’t have any. The rest of you may enjoy them to your heart’s content!

 

[Dragalge]

Toaster Ernie: *grabs berries* These fruits must have been harvested by the gods of old! I will name these holy treasures Berries of Falchion!

— underground room 69 feet down —

Glen: Look we can view something with this monitor!

*All see Toaster Ernie’s conversation with the houseguests*

Is he OK?

Janice: I’m sure they’re just auditioning for a play.

Sam: Do a duet, random carrot passerby.

 

[xEryChan]

Roger: I remember, I also brought plenty of Energy Roots as well for them

 

[AgentKallus]

Jameschar: Oh, I'll make some jam from those berries and then I'll set it on fire, jam tastes best when it's on fire, though that might just be a personal preference. Should I set these energy roots on fire? I think that'd improve the flavour.

 

[xEryChan]

Roger: I gotta say, I’m curious to try it now *watches Jameschar as he burns the berries for jam*

 

[Gamzee Makara]

D.R.O.N.E.:I'd like some ORDER so we can decide who gets what in what way.

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

Olorun: JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!

 

[keepitsimple]

Snowball: Nice to meet ya Drone and Jameschar

— elsewhere far away from the Big Brother house —

Nigel the Raticate: Where am I? *exploring the universe he found himself in, hours later coming to the realization that he'll never go home again*

Nigel: Well it seems I've found myself in an alternate universe where I'm no longer an escaped and wanted criminal. I guess I don't have to stay in transformation anymore *turns back into a Ditto*

Dan the Ditto: At least in this universe I can safely transform into Gardevoir again... now to start my new life here in this human-free world

 

[mehmeh1]

Potato:
*After getting over the confusion of other random pokemon appearing with no warning*
AHA! You thought the energy roots were on pristine condition, but while everyone was on their rooms, I, POTATO, rolled over them to mash them, for I knew someone would try to make some sort of jelly from them, NOW LET'S MAKE JELLY FILLED DONUTS!

 

[keepitsimple]

Snowball: Stop letting these hogs eat our energy roots. It's all we have-nots can eat for the week

 

[mehmeh1]

Potato: You can eat energy root jelly filled donuts though!

 

[Genaller]

Actually the have-nots can only eat pure, unadulterated Energy Roots! Don’t worry though; we have plenty of them in storage, so you can use Energy Roots as ingredients for your own food as much as you like Potato.