SPPF CONFESSIONS SUBMISSION THREAD: reveal your inner secrets to us

[Kreis]

Some of you may have encountered confessions thread somewhere in the Internet, whether it be on reddit or Facebook. Basically, you send your confessions in, and I'll post them here, ANONYMOUSLY. It can be about anything*


*just as long as it's not about you breaking some forum rules [they all still apply] or admitting you caused harmed, wether it be psychological or physical, to someone or something. Basically anything that involves you degrading someone or something disgusting, we do not want you to PM it to us.

PM me your SPPF confession, and I will post it here without your name, so no one will know it was you. ​

These are the following moderators that you can PM to post your SPPF confession:

-Kreis
-Ellie



Remember, don't include any names and don't send us anything illegal! This thread will be closed and we will update with your posts. You can discuss the posts found here in the GENERAL CHAT THREAD.



edit: DON'T SUBMIT FAKE/TROLL STORIES. We were doing some at first to humor you, but we're getting a lot of serious ones now and having to post the obviously fake ones is getting kind of annoying. C'mon, confess something real, we promise that it'll remain between you and the the mod you submitted to!


edit 2: we reserve the right to not post confessions if they might be problematic. So far, this has not been a big problem, so keep sending your confessions!

 

[Kreis]

Alright folks, we have our first entry already!


SPPF Confession #1:

I ****ed in my neighbors yard when I was a kid

 

[Kirby]

SPPF Confession #2:

i had my first sexual experience with someone in a church supply closet when i was 13

I was not expecting a message that quick.

 

[Kirby]

SPPF Confession #3:

One time I went in my backyard with a hoe and started screaming super man dat hoe!

 

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #4:

sometimes I think I'm cursed. D:

[img139]http://24.media.tumblr.com/884f94386549e026a6707f860a269964/tumblr_mrpzfsHFHz1sq1eg4o1_250.gif[/img139]

 

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #5:

I knocked my parents fence down when I went joyriding in their car. they never found out it Was me because I blamed it on an imaginary group of men in a sportscar

 

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #6:

my mom walked in on me twerking yesterday and began to sob because she thought it somehow alluded to atheism

[img139]http://www.nationalcynical.com/images/jesus2.jpg[/img139]

 

[Kirby]

SPPF Confession #7:

I made out with a lesbian on a train in China D:

 

[Kirby]

SPPF Confession #8:

I miss a certain member from five years ago who used to say 'pupu' all the time.

SPPF Confession #9:

I have a white girl fetish :=

 

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #10:

People who call themselves bronies are ****ing gross, most of them are old and dress in pony costuems.

[img200]http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Brony.jpeg[/img200]

 

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #11:

One time I gave a blowjob to a guy I only knew for a few weeks in bus. while other people were there.

 

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #12:

A member here in the forums showed me a picture of his penis before. we were both of legal age, and i told him it was nice to be polite, but it was really small and i showed other people and we laughed about it. this was a long time ago, that person is no longer here

[img139]http://us.cdn3.123rf.com/168nwm/herreid/herreid1002/herreid100200071/6471529-close-up-of-baby-carrot-isolated-on-white.jpg[/img139]

 

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #13:

When I was younger, I used to pick off old gum from sidewalks and eat it

[img200]http://www.reactionface.info/sites/default/files/images/1311948270220.jpg[/img200]

 

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #14:

Fell in love with my oldest friend's fiance, ****ed around with this person well over 50 times, then realized they had no intention of being with me.

Now I can't bear to see my friend, and the fiance's mere existence shreds me inside like nothing else ever has.

"We can still be friends?"
********.

 

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #15:

I have a diaper fetish that no one here knows about and I use reddit to talk with other people about it

[img200]http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/jjwalker/jjwalker1109/jjwalker110900015/10690652-young-girl-with-disgusted-look-on-her-face.jpg[/img200]




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ANNOUNCEMENT: Ellie now added to list of people you can PM your confessions to. Happy confessing, keep them up!

 

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #16:

Sometimes, on particularly lonely nights, I like to lather my body with butter and writhe around on my hard-wood floors in ecstasy while listening to the Kingston Trio.

[img139]https://drawception.com/pub/panels/2013/2-12/4zjg35eOQa-5.png[/img139]

 

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #17:

I mistook butter for ice cream once, and even said that it was a new kind of ice cream.

 

[ellie]

SPPF Confession #18:

I have a crush on Ellie. lol. Good thing she'll never find out. XD

(yes this was sent to me and it was the first confession sent to me)

[img200]http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/oh-really-now.gif[/img200]

 

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #19:

Sometimes, when I pokemon battle, I get so dry.

????

 

[Kreis]

SPPF Confession #20:

I used to like a friend of mine and she liked me as well. I decided to show her a picture of myself and she said I was ugly. Never again my friends, never again. Sometimes I think I'm a fool for still being friends with her.